Good humour from Luxon

Some very good humour from Chris Luxon in the adjournment debate, which I enjoyed.

And to all of my haters over there, to all of my haters over there who say I use too much management speak, well, I don’t know how I can be any clearer. What I would say to you is that we have some big goals to chunk down so that we can grip up the deliverables and benchmark our KPI targets.

Heh nice self parody.

Now, to my friends in the Green Party—Julie Anne, no need to get up. I saw recently that there’s a new Green MP that has a member’s bill to liberalise the use of parody, and I just think it’s just great—it’s just great—to see the Greens live those values by being a parody of themselves each and every single day. I have to say, if you folks weren’t so opposed to it, we would have happily—happily—added Darlene Tana’s resignation to our fast-track list.

Not sure which jibe was better the JAG one or the Darlene Tana one.

To my friends in the media: can I just say thank you for always holding me to account and for always being so fair and balanced! I wish you a very happy and safe holiday—please do take as long as you need.

Heh.

I saw a lovely headline—it was an absolutely lovely headline about David Seymour finding love. And while I know David and Winston’s working relationship has been stronger than so many predicted, to be honest, I did think it was still quite a bold description of their relationship.

That one had me LOL.

Secret Santa with ACT this year was a disaster, though. They wouldn’t stop taking credit for every present.

Heh.