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July 12, 2024 1:38pm by David Farrar

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DharmaBum

Ahhhh Gru, lovely to meet you. And how are the Minions?
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July 12, 2024 1:39pm
Benedict Yu

“To have and to hold…”
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July 12, 2024 1:44pm
Ghost

New Zealand prime minister checks biden’s pulse. Relief as he confirms Biden is just sleeping.
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July 12, 2024 1:45pm
AgainstTheFlow

“Good God, it’s Lex Luther…no-one told me I was at fancy dress today.
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July 12, 2024 1:47pm
Tasman devil

Meanwhile @Madame Tussauds.
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July 12, 2024 1:49pm
krazykiwi

Luxon: “You’re sharp”
[.. long pause ..]
Biden: “Ah, ah, and you’re shiny”
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July 12, 2024 1:51pm
- Matt Long
  
  Reminds me of the old jingle;Tux (Drugs) keeps them full of life, fit as a fiddle, sharp as knife…
  
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  July 13, 2024 6:08am
Random T Person

Dumb and Dumber. Honestly, Luxon is a huge disappointment, though close observers will have noted his corporate green/progressive/unprincipled nature long before he ascended to PM.
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July 12, 2024 1:52pm
krazykiwi

I notice Luxon is shielding his Masonic handshake 😉
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July 12, 2024 1:52pm
- Steve Otto(North Shore)
  
  Can’t be, his right arm is not under his left knee.
  
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  July 12, 2024 3:16pm
Spam

You’re not quite as orange as I expected you to be.
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July 12, 2024 1:53pm
PHC

He walked up to me and asked me to dance
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July 12, 2024 2:05pm
- bjools
  
  and her name was LOLA, she was a showgirl……..
  I think we’re in the wrong movie.
  
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  July 12, 2024 2:54pm
leoj

Pssst..
Just between one do-nothing guy and another, how the hell did you win the 2020 election by hiding in the basement?
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July 12, 2024 2:09pm
Rusty

Luxon telling Biden NATO stands for National organisation.
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July 12, 2024 2:13pm
kowtow

“Jacinda , what did you do to that lovely hair you had…….”
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July 12, 2024 2:16pm
- Ticket To Ride
  
  Best caption!
  
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  July 12, 2024 11:54pm
mstewart

“Sir… wake up… WAKE UP !!!”
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July 12, 2024 2:19pm
Simon

Luxon meets with new interislander ferry captain

Chris none of partners ever lost money.

Look Joe just sign these papers and make the transfer and Greenland is yours

Look I don’t know where the hell New Zealand is but I want to claim asylum. Anything to get away.
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July 12, 2024 2:20pm
Bernard Black

Waste of my time, there is no hair!
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July 12, 2024 2:22pm
slightlyrighty

“Quite a handshake there, Mr President”

“Thanks, It’s the Parkinson’s…”
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July 12, 2024 2:24pm
Richard

“Oh, God, I used to have hair just like yours”

“Thank you”, said Christopher
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July 12, 2024 2:27pm
G the giant from Dunedin

Biden: hello miss Ardern
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July 12, 2024 2:29pm
thirteenstars

“Hey, Joe, introduce Zelenskyy as Putin. He’ll get a real kick out of it.”
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July 12, 2024 2:31pm
- pdm
  
  I am not sure Luxon could be that subtle.
  
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  July 12, 2024 6:20pm
Spoff

“Owterower huh? I went there once with ole Abe Lincoln. Lissen-a-me – true story!”
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July 12, 2024 2:31pm
crash

POTUS: George, don’t speak to me about quitting again.
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July 12, 2024 2:32pm
NeverMindTheBollocks

Karmala, is that you?
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July 12, 2024 2:35pm
Libertarians are right

Sorry bro, I don’t have any hair for you to smell.
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July 12, 2024 2:35pm
bjools

NO Mr Biden, I would not swap jobs..or
Illegal terrorist immigrants
Fentinol crisis
rising crime
new wars
etc etc
Even Ardern didn’t make that big of a mess.
(opportunity not withstanding)
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July 12, 2024 2:47pm
Omni Consumer Products

No Joke, CornPop was a bad dude, First thing. I chose Vice President Trump because she’s qualified to be President.
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July 12, 2024 2:48pm
andrewcarrot

“You say it’s my 75th birthday! Today? Gosh, how time flies…I thought I was 62”
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July 12, 2024 2:50pm
bjools

You’ll get a kick outta this…
Yesterday I mistook the nuclear football for my Pizza hotline…..Nearly scorched the whole thing.
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July 12, 2024 2:51pm
bjools

Welcome to my party….75yrs eh….I’m not as old as they say.
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July 12, 2024 2:55pm
cmm

That’s really the oldest looking Biden photo I’ve seen.
No joke.
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July 12, 2024 2:57pm
ISeeRed

“Vote for me or you ain’t black!”
“I’m learning te reo. Does that count?”
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July 12, 2024 3:01pm
reubee

Biden: were you in speedo cops?
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July 12, 2024 3:01pm
Ghost

Following his meeting with Biden a staffer asks luxon how we get rid of elderly politicians.

Luxon shrugs his shoulders “I wish we bloody knew, we’ve been trying to get rid of Winston for over a decade”
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July 12, 2024 3:09pm
Steve Otto(North Shore)

“So this New Zealand place, is it on this planet?”
” OK, so what about this arty rower place, is that on this planet?”
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July 12, 2024 3:20pm
- Jethrod
  
  You have to be off your face to live there.
  
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  July 13, 2024 8:44am
Badger

I’m in your hands.
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July 12, 2024 3:21pm
oldroad

Hey, Joe
Where you gonna run to now?
(With apologies to Jimi.)
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July 12, 2024 3:29pm
Tom Hunter

Look Fat, I’m so sharp I could shave your scalp. No malarkey.
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July 12, 2024 3:46pm
House

Biden to Luxon: Thanks for falling into line with Ukraine and everything else Helen.
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July 12, 2024 3:50pm
WaynelSexton

That look you give when you realise NZ also has zero manufacturing capacity like the rest of Nato.
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July 12, 2024 4:03pm
Biscuit

‘New hairstyle, Jacinda?’
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July 12, 2024 4:05pm
mstewart

Hold on to me Chris… I just need a quick nap !!
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July 12, 2024 4:17pm
Damocles11

“Us ‘A Listers’ have got to stick together Mr Prime Minister.”
“Oh Joe, you had me at hello.”
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July 12, 2024 4:51pm
DLC

To be honest Vladimer I thought your predecessor “Helen Ardern” was a lying dog faced pony soldier!!
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July 12, 2024 5:43pm
John Loveridge

“Sonny, can you help me to the bathroom? Vice President Trump will be here in a moment with a fresh nappy.”
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July 12, 2024 7:44pm
bennerg

Look, all you gotta do is fire that guy Winston Seymour, and then I’ll authorise the 100 billion relief package.
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July 12, 2024 8:47pm
Ticket To Ride

That’s funny, I thought I talked to the Australian PM a couple of hours ago. Or maybe that was that new British guy?

*******

I’m hanged if I can find this Owterower place on the map. Guess I’m just befuddled again.
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July 13, 2024 12:10am
SPC

Can I borrow Air Force one, I don’t have a ride home?
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July 13, 2024 1:50am
SPC

When did New Zealand become a member of NATO?
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July 13, 2024 1:51am
SPC

Can’t you even afford a Boeing 757?
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July 13, 2024 1:54am
SPC

We’re not a member of NATO, I had to extend our role in the Red Sea Coalition to get admission.
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July 13, 2024 1:56am
stewmar

Mr Putin it’s lovely to see you again
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July 13, 2024 5:46am
- bennerg
  
  Mr Gorbachov, what’s happened to your spot?
  
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  July 13, 2024 8:06pm

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