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emmess

The presidency by Balenciaga
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August 26, 2023 3:05pm
- emmess
  
  I didn’t think many people would get my reference to the memes
  Here is an example
  https://youtu.be/iE39q-IKOzA?si=Kvu_4Ryvtczepf8E
  
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  August 26, 2023 3:49pm
Scott

Living rent free in liberals heads since 2016! 😁
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August 26, 2023 3:05pm
- NZer In Exile
  
  Liberals are relatively sane. The far left are nuts.
  
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  August 26, 2023 9:15pm
Che Guava

“I’m immortal now. I’m Caesar, I’m Napoleon, I’m Trump.”
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August 26, 2023 3:11pm
Che Guava

“The more they try, the harder they fail. Even if I lose, I still win.”
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August 26, 2023 3:12pm
- the deity formerly known as nigel6888
  
  “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
  
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  August 27, 2023 10:33am
oldroad

Grouper or groper?
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August 26, 2023 3:14pm
Lee C

This is what vengeance looks like.
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August 26, 2023 3:14pm
- Che Guava
  
  “Eat all your vengeance or you won’t get any I scream.”
  
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  August 26, 2023 4:02pm
ngatimozart

Loser.
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August 26, 2023 3:15pm
Ghost

Lock her up, lock her up

Oh shit
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August 26, 2023 3:19pm
Clyde

I just crapped my pants – can you tell?
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August 26, 2023 3:19pm
- Che Guava
  
  You had to make it all about yourself, didn’t you?
  
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  August 26, 2023 4:03pm
SteveEEE

What do you mean there’s no golden shower in this jail?
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August 26, 2023 3:22pm
Che Guava

Shit that’s an awesome image. They really screwed up releasing this, imo. What did they think they were going to achieve? This helps Trump, not hurts him, because anyone can understand an image like this on a deep level, even if they can’t explain why. Compare Trump’s physiognomy to Biden’s, Obama’s, the Bushes, Clinton etc, and it’s not even close.

You look at Trump and he exudes authority, charisma, machismo and capability. He’s imperfect and not a god among men, but then again, nobody is. These are exactly the kinds of qualities that contemporary politicians aren’t allowed to have, because people are drawn to men like this – it’s deep within our psyches, because tribes have always been led by strong individuals. It’s the same in the animal kingdom – the strong rise to the top and lead. If it were any other way, the tribe wouldn’t survive. It is only in recent times that we have been “led” by bland managerial types who owe everything to the people behind the curtain who allow them to get into office in the first place.
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August 26, 2023 3:27pm
- Jake Dee
  
  Oh, this one will become a classic poster hanging on the walls of American bars and social clubs for years to come. It might even beat out the shots of Richard Nixon with Elvis Presley for most popular presidential photo.
  It’s like the guys from the Sopranos crew with the mug shot of Frank Sinatra on the wall. It wasn’t a source of shame to them but pride.
  
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  August 26, 2023 3:40pm
- greybeard
  
  If he fails to become President we should get him as the All Blacks’ captain.
  And selector.
  
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  August 26, 2023 3:52pm
  - Che Guava
    
    He’s 6′ 3″ and 100kg plus I believe. He’d probably make a decent No. 8.
    
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    August 26, 2023 4:00pm
    - Don Beckett
      
      He was a very good sportsman/athlete in his younger days.
      
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      August 26, 2023 4:08pm
      - OlderChas
        
        Yet was physically unfit for military service?
        
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        August 27, 2023 10:02am
    - Cassandra
      
      Georgia police records say 6 ft 4 in (NYPD says 6 ft 3, so he’s grown an inch) and I think it’s 125 kg. He hits a long golf ball for a man of 78!
      
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      August 26, 2023 4:09pm
- sirknz
  
  It said “Caption contest”, not lefty meme contest…
  
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  August 26, 2023 4:48pm
- dcrane
  
  The DC establishment wants to prop him up. They think they know how to beat him. They have prepared the ground to fight *his* candidacy, not some other unknown with lower negatives and a higher ceiling on his potential support.
  
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  August 26, 2023 5:39pm
Jake Dee

Infidel defilers!
They shall all drown in lakes of blood.
Now they will learn why they fear the night.
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August 26, 2023 3:27pm
mogg

One more indictment and I will be unbeatable.
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August 26, 2023 3:28pm
- Ghost
  
  One more indictment and I get a free coffee
  
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  August 26, 2023 3:33pm
Don Beckett

Now I’m REALLY pissed off. Let’s take back our country – let’s do now what they have falsely accused us of. TO THE CAPITOL- so they can justify their charges.
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August 26, 2023 3:31pm
Hacked-Off

If looks could kill then Biden and the DOJ would be dead already.
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August 26, 2023 3:33pm
BananaLlama

Joe Biden Next
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August 26, 2023 3:33pm
thirteenstars

You can’t win, Darth. If you strike me down I’ll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

–Ben Kenobi, Jedi Caption Master

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVBX7l2zgRw
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August 26, 2023 3:37pm
David George

Nothing anyone can say will change the fact, that image is already iconic.
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August 26, 2023 3:38pm
Odakyu-sen

Not mine, but apt.

“They’re not after me; they’re after you! I’m just in their way!”
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August 26, 2023 3:38pm
- Jimbo666
  
  I bet he puts his mug shot on a coffee mug. He’ll sell millions of them. Better than the MAGA cap
  
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  August 26, 2023 4:27pm
- Steve Otto(North Shore)
  
  Yes!
  
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  August 26, 2023 4:38pm
waikatosinger

T-shirt entrepreneur Donald Trump poses for his latest merch.
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August 26, 2023 3:44pm
Benedict Yu

ālea iacta est (“the die has been cast”)

Hat Tip: Matt Walsh, The Daily Wire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMiWj3BS5_c&t=392s&ab_channel=MattWalsh
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August 26, 2023 3:44pm
goNZ1

Russian asset
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August 26, 2023 3:48pm
- Che Guava
  
  In a way he is, because Russia and Trump share the same enemies, which is the psychopaths in the US Regime. Putin as VP in 2024 would be the biggest troll in history. And why not? America had a Kenyan president for 8 years.
  
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  August 26, 2023 3:55pm
mstewart

“It’s business time…”
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August 26, 2023 3:57pm
edhunter

What you talking about Willis?
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August 26, 2023 4:09pm
Cassandra

“There will be blood”.
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August 26, 2023 4:10pm
Stephen Russell

YOU are all going to jail.
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August 26, 2023 4:20pm
Biscuit

‘Now tell me, isn’t this the biggliest, most beautiful mugshot you ever saw?’
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August 26, 2023 4:37pm
- thirteenstars
  
  Yuge!
  
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  August 26, 2023 5:25pm
Steve Otto(North Shore)

“You know you have crossed my path; You know you are now in trouble. You can’t hide, I am coming for you on behalf of America!”
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August 26, 2023 4:43pm
Gravelroad

“Is my wig on straight?”
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August 26, 2023 4:45pm
sirknz

Now that I’m out of the way, they’re coming after you…
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August 26, 2023 4:50pm
NothingLeft

He missed a possibly useful opportunity to put a slogan on his face in indelible pen or henna to score points. Something along the lines of “Regime Opponent” or “Enemy of the Deep State”. Because he knew that mugshot was going to be seen by everyone and live in history.
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August 26, 2023 4:50pm
- Weetbix3ways
  
  He really doesn’t need to…
  
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  August 26, 2023 5:33pm
Andrew.ml

“I’ll be back.”
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August 26, 2023 4:56pm
rouppe

I am going to grab you by the pussy.

It’s going to hurt.
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August 26, 2023 4:59pm
NeverMindTheBollocks

“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Well, then who the hell else are you talking – You talking to me? Well, I’m the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you’re talking to?”

Hat tip to Travis Bickle
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August 26, 2023 5:04pm
DLC

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1694513603251241143?s=20
Speaks for itself!!
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August 26, 2023 5:20pm
FrankC

“Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it infamy!”
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August 26, 2023 5:21pm
Redapplefalls

Revenge!

Compare and contrast with sleepy Joe.
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August 26, 2023 5:37pm
dcrane

Banana-Republic-Level Kayfabe
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August 26, 2023 5:37pm
Northshoredoc

Lost to Biden
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August 26, 2023 5:48pm
Jim

I’ll be back!
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August 26, 2023 5:54pm
Nigel

I will kill that consultant if this pose doesn’t look good.
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August 26, 2023 6:03pm
Tom Barker

“P01135809 – that’s my number”
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August 26, 2023 6:05pm
RockyJ

“So, what was my advice to the Sprongboks before the game at Twickenham? You go to go out there and grab them by the PUSSY”
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August 26, 2023 6:10pm
Tom Hunter

Giving Left wing woman orgasms since forever.
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August 26, 2023 6:11pm
- FrankC
  
  Don’t you mean “organisms”?
  
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  August 27, 2023 3:21am
Frank Thomas

Heeeeeere’s Johnny!!!
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August 26, 2023 6:40pm
RdM

The Borg think they have assimilated me…
They’re Wrong!
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August 26, 2023 7:36pm
jon

SUCKERS!
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August 26, 2023 7:52pm
leoj

DPF’s Worst Nightmare
(When I Win)
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August 26, 2023 7:58pm
Eketahuna

Don’t mess with me…
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August 26, 2023 8:36pm
NoCash

He will be back.
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August 26, 2023 8:39pm
NZer In Exile

Go ahead, make America’s day.
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August 26, 2023 9:19pm
In Vino Veritas

All Blacks have been smashed by South Africa. Foster, Cane, you are FIRED.
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August 26, 2023 9:35pm
pejhay

Covfefe Baby !
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August 26, 2023 10:13pm
Sarkozygroupie

Baphomet
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August 26, 2023 10:23pm
Tom Hunter

Welcome to the club.

https://i.imgflip.com/7x0mcb.jpg
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August 26, 2023 10:36pm
Tom Hunter

Okay, after all the fun it’s time for a downer, like a real downer:

If we had a functioning news media, there’s a video that would be leading every newscast right now. It has nothing to do with a plane crash in Russia, a GOP primary debate, or even the indictment of every lawyer who’s ever given Donald Trump legal advice, as important as all those topics may be. This video is about Americans — including children — who died horribly this month. It’s about how their deaths could have been prevented if their government was even remotely competent.

The footage I’m talking about is an interview with a survivor of the fires in Maui. This interview was conducted not by CNN or NPR but by a real estate agent who moonlights as a citizen journalist. He spoke with a man who goes by “Fish” and survived the blaze in Lahaina. Here’s what that man saw. . . .

He says, “All the cars were lined up, but none of them were moving. . . . And I was wondering what was stopping the traffic. It was a policeman.”

As Instapundit notes:

Only those who disobeyed, survived.
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August 26, 2023 10:57pm
The Big Yolk

He looks like my uncle when he was first diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome. 😀
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August 27, 2023 5:34am
Purple Panther

“Fulton County Jail release the official portrait of the 47th President of America.”

Credit: BabylonBee
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August 27, 2023 9:02am

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