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tas

New Zealand prime minister makes cameo appearance in latest Star Wars spinoff.
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October 2, 2022 7:04am
Mobile Michael

Cultures are like Pokemon – gotta catch em all!
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October 2, 2022 7:13am
Nickc2

Where’s Kelvin?
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October 2, 2022 7:23am
RockyJ

“And when I snap my fingers, Jacinda, you will wake up and you will be a Maori princess. And all the wicked National and Act supporters and climate deniers will have gone away.”
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October 2, 2022 7:24am
Tasman devil

“Can’t afford shoes but I will walk with you.”
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October 2, 2022 7:25am
RockyJ

“This Maori science how to lie with a straight face training has really helped. Even I am starting to believe my bullshit.”
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October 2, 2022 7:28am
Suze Wainwright

The debut of Te Pati Maori’s vanilla bean cloak – proudly modeled by Pocahontas Ardern
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October 2, 2022 7:28am
mandk

Well, I had to do something. There were no more kindies to visit.
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October 2, 2022 7:34am
Alan Matt

Dress ups are awesome, the peak of my career!
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October 2, 2022 7:42am
gardenofearthlydelights

A pale white birthing person playing dress up, with a Māori gentleman playing dress off.
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October 2, 2022 7:43am
Rodney Hide

Co-governance!

Or

Emperor!
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October 2, 2022 7:45am
fizzleplug

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern (left), unrecognisable with her neck straight and her mouth shut, surprises WOW crowd by being in the country.
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October 2, 2022 7:46am
- Sacha
  
  You win!
  
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  October 2, 2022 10:22am
  - Loddenthinks
    
    I thought Suze’s one was the clear winner until I saw this one – gold.
    
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    October 2, 2022 10:53am
- David Garrett
  
  Yep…that one is a winner alright.
  
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  October 2, 2022 11:44am
BigDes

Watch the stick……you are under my complete control…..
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October 2, 2022 7:54am
Aunty

Did someone say BBQ?

BEHOLD!

I come bearing the Spatula of State.
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October 2, 2022 7:54am
Aunty

I will find it. And I will tax it.
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October 2, 2022 7:57am
Suze Wainwright

Despite the excitement and fanfare, the much anticipated musical A Sophisticated Democracy opened to mixed reviews…
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October 2, 2022 7:59am
Flossie

Trying out for a new career “in case” the current one is doomed?
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October 2, 2022 7:59am
Aunty

The most transparent eyepiece ever!
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October 2, 2022 8:00am
R

It’s a shame I’m wearing a cloak that draws attention to all those unfilled potholes.
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October 2, 2022 8:01am
Doc

Oi! Security!
Who let that photographer in here with a vanilla lens?
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October 2, 2022 8:04am
Exclamation Mark

Acting on the sage advice of her deputy leader, Jacinda Ardern uses the ancient, magical power of Ti Tiriti to cross an interdomensional bridge out of her pakeha world …. And finds herself transformed into her true Maori form!
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October 2, 2022 8:04am
NZDirect

Now where did I put those damn ankle boots again
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October 2, 2022 8:06am
Tasman devil

“I walk in your shoes.”
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October 2, 2022 8:10am
Tasman devil

“I’m so over woke.”
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October 2, 2022 8:12am
Give a Man a Fish

Who likes dressing up more, me or Trudeau?
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October 2, 2022 8:13am
kowtow

Minister for Child Poverdee Reduction spends more time acting like a child than reducing child poverdy.

In fact while she plays dress up in all mamer of garb, child poverdy has got worse.
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October 2, 2022 8:13am
Lexicon

Our WOWser.
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October 2, 2022 8:17am
Scooter

Not sure how you can separate funny comments from nasty, and depends on who’s judging. Anyway I’ll give the Cape a thumbs up though not so much the rudder on her head or the duck fan she’s holding.
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October 2, 2022 8:17am
wilderbeast

White woman good; brown man good; white man BAD!!
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October 2, 2022 8:18am
Paulus

She only needs to be 1/412 to be on the Maori Roll.
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October 2, 2022 8:18am
Maggy Wassilieff

Surrender Now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92DXk2l1A4Y
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October 2, 2022 8:24am
Rocky Jnr

Thats him, over there in Hamilton West……take him out
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October 2, 2022 8:34am
- General
  
  Winner
  
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  October 2, 2022 9:39am
- CommanderC
  
  Haha good one Rocky
  
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  October 2, 2022 5:08pm
Steve Otto(North Shore)

“Hemi, give me back my shoes e-hoa
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October 2, 2022 8:34am
WaynelSexton

New Zealand choosing their tributes for the 2022 Hunger Games
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October 2, 2022 8:35am
SaintCatherine

Why am I doing This?
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October 2, 2022 8:36am
Tasman devil

“More fun the ram raiding.”
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October 2, 2022 8:40am
Gravelroad

NZ Prime Minister accused of over fishing indigenous paua to use shells for personal adornment. Promotes new paua opening tool.
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October 2, 2022 8:42am
Jethrod

Hurry up with those eggs missus!
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October 2, 2022 8:55am
Scooter

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who’s the fakest of them all?
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October 2, 2022 8:56am
Gordon Shumway

“Cultural approbation? What’s that?”
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October 2, 2022 8:56am
- snowy
  
  It’s different when the left do it
  
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  October 2, 2022 2:51pm
Jade Warrior

Oh no – this is a WOW event, not a MOM event! Must have read the damn invite card upside down.
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October 2, 2022 9:00am
- CommanderC
  
  Platinum award to this one 🙂
  
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  October 2, 2022 5:06pm
General

Toerannical and Tane
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October 2, 2022 9:02am
Don Beckett

This’ll boost my ratings with all those lovely women who hang on my every word.
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October 2, 2022 9:08am
Don Beckett

“I might be barefoot, but I’m NOT pregnant, and I WON’T stay in the home.”
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October 2, 2022 9:09am
BeaB

No this isn’t cultural appropriation. I am the queen of Aotearoa. I hold the sacred duck.
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October 2, 2022 9:17am
kevn

“Following the blue talisman”
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October 2, 2022 9:20am
pdm

Bugger – I forgot my face mask. Michael Baker and Siouxsie Wiles are going to be so pissed off with me.
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October 2, 2022 9:22am
Surely Knott

Klauss said choose something regal that will match his shiny black suit for my coronation as Empress of the internet, and sole determiner of truth, in the New World Order. The dots represent the eyes I will have on the internet with my new AI tech bots, and the blue sceptre my weapon of war against spreaders of “disinformation”.
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October 2, 2022 9:25am
Ghost

As the economy tanks Jacinda Arden helps out at a soup kitchen to feed the growing population that can no longer afford food
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October 2, 2022 9:29am
fisho

I refude being accused of cultural misappropriation, I’ll have you know that identity as Māori…bro
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October 2, 2022 9:39am
General

A stick up an arse meets it’s match with the same size stick in a trained hand
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October 2, 2022 9:45am
emmess

Along these lines
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1437603552835170307/photo/1

Equal rights for non-Maori

Just missing the masked servants
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October 2, 2022 9:49am
kevn

“I’m coming Justin…”
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October 2, 2022 9:53am
- G the giant from Dunedin
  
  Uh, uh , uh uh
  
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  October 2, 2022 10:39am
Grumpy Silver Haired Female

“This is my wand of power. Anyone who tries to gainsay my edicts shall be cancelled and cast out”
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October 2, 2022 9:54am
Toes on the nose

All hail the toll collector on Kelvin’s bridge to Treaty-Vanilla-stan.
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October 2, 2022 10:00am
QuiteRight

who thought they could get my attention by sticking Glenn Greenwalds rude text about me on this thing…
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October 2, 2022 10:07am
timl

Time to hunt down and exorise those fascists who dare question the truth
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October 2, 2022 10:08am
Ticket To Ride

THIS’LL get Putin out of Ukraine. Why are these other guys going to so much trouble?
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October 2, 2022 10:12am
Humai

Mouth shut? [check]. Arms not waving? [check] … [Imposter Alert!! Imposter Alert!!]
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October 2, 2022 10:14am
Prince

It works ! I can’t see any poverty, crime or homelessness by using this blue screen.
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October 2, 2022 10:14am
QuiteRight

…..my $55 million investment is working so well….while Glenn Greenwald and Ben Shapiro etc have all figured me out, the local plebs will be ruptured by me wearing this knock-off and staring intensely at this thing….
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October 2, 2022 10:16am
backster

No chin tattoo so a vanilla wahine.
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October 2, 2022 10:22am
kipper

Morning all! Not a caption entry, but just to say i feel ill looking at that picture. Govt debt ballooning, housing still poked, crime rampant, education standards falling like a stone and we get dressups? WTF??? How many prime ministers have i lived under in my 60 years, both here and overseas? 20? I’ve never seen anything like this. Classic tone-deaf, virtue-signalling, look-at-me narcisism. Unbelievable!
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October 2, 2022 10:34am
- Benedict Yu
  
  Agree. Think this scenario:
  
  John Key goes to the wearable arts awards and participates as a ‘surprise’, dressed up as a latex covered king. In the middle of the global financial crisis.
  
  Would the audience applaud?
  
  Would the media be thrilled?
  
  Would the media go wild with support?
  
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  October 2, 2022 11:45am
- Ghost
  
  Disagree, no matter what your job is, prime minister, doctor, rubbish collector, you need down time and time to just not focus on the job.
  
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  October 2, 2022 11:49am
  - kowtow
    
    Oh for goodnes sake , this is anything but “downtime” .
    
    She and her army of spin doctors will have been working hard on this , anything for a vote , anything to stay in front of the cameras .
    
    And as per above she and her pr team know , will be guaranteed good press , so she can safely do these stunts . $55 mil buys a lot of compliance .
    
    kipper is dead right .
    
    had this been a ‘right of centre’ pm they’d tear strips for fiddling while the country burns and furthermore they’d be playing the race card as honkey girl must not appropriate culture .
    
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    October 2, 2022 1:15pm
    - Ghost
      
      Rubbish, prime ministers go to events like this, John key famously minced it with the World Cup volunteer outfits launch. Helen Clark was on stage for the WOW in customs as PM. This is down time from work and enjoying herself.
      
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      October 2, 2022 1:22pm
      - rouppe
        
        And he was sports minister at the time, I believe, and he was promoting the World Cup.
        
        So to be equivalent, Grant Robertson should have been “prancing about”, not Jacinda. Because as it stands, the only thing she is promoting is herself
        
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        October 2, 2022 2:57pm
      - Ghost
        
        Arden is the associate minister of Arts, Culture and Heritage
        
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        October 2, 2022 3:05pm
      - Loddenthinks
        
        @Ghost: so why didn’t Carmel Sepuloni, the actual Minister of Arts, Culture and Heritage, or Kiri Allan, another Associate Minister of Arts, Culture and Heritage and who is part-Maori, do the job?
        
        Elbowed aside by the narcissistic Ardern, who cried “It’s all about meeeeee!”
        
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        October 2, 2022 3:43pm
      - Ghost
        
        When you ask someone to participate in it you want the best you can get. I do think Helen looked far better when she was in it as prime minister https://www.pinterest.nz/pin/114490015500729162/
        
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        October 2, 2022 3:46pm
    - Its only I
      
      I guess the kindy gig has run its course now the gay community is getting the attention?
      
      Uni next, then south auckland…
      
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      October 2, 2022 6:46pm
  - rouppe
    
    This is the equivalent of Vladimir Putin prancing about on a horse
    
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    October 2, 2022 2:54pm
soothsayer99

And the winner for Miss Appropriation Aoteroa is…..
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October 2, 2022 10:40am
Zero Kindness

WOW event gatecrashed by culture appropriation extremist Jacinda Ardern – Shocked ticket holders leave in droves insisting on a refund.
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October 2, 2022 10:55am
Taieri

And the Emperor is still naked!…
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October 2, 2022 10:56am
oldfella

Yep, yep, already feeling more Maori than Chhour.
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October 2, 2022 11:01am
surfing

We are maori
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October 2, 2022 11:02am
Black with a Vengeance

Bend the knee!
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October 2, 2022 11:24am
mihailnz@hotmail.vcom

The pretend Maori princess
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October 2, 2022 11:51am
mihailnz@hotmail.vcom

I want refund on my WoW tickets !!
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October 2, 2022 11:52am
Its only I

….I shall wave my magic maori science blue artifact thing and any connection between your reality and mine will stop being purely coincidental.
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October 2, 2022 11:54am
Its only I

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
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October 2, 2022 11:57am
Its only I

Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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October 2, 2022 11:58am
Its only I

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
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October 2, 2022 11:58am
Jim

All hail, the Global Minister of Kindness and Truth!
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October 2, 2022 11:59am
Its only I

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
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October 2, 2022 11:59am
Jack5

No! Definitely not! There’s no way I can get a hijab over that.
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October 2, 2022 12:29pm
david

And just like that, the buzz of ruining the country was replaced with the wonderment of being a catwalk star.
“Everyone involved in my transition to supermodel has been so kind to me” she said in a post-function press conference “I have to admit that it is much nicer than having to worry about the health and welfare of 5 million people who love and adore me”
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October 2, 2022 12:35pm
NeverMindTheBollocks

Hey Kelvin! Where’s the gas barbecue? Gotta get the Waitangi Day sausages sizzling!
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October 2, 2022 1:27pm
Chris

By the prickling of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes
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October 2, 2022 2:16pm
Hugh Jarse

Princess Jacinda of Matamata, wearing ceremonial robes during an audience with Nanaia, Queen of all Maoridom.
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October 2, 2022 2:21pm
Alan Wilkinson

Jessica then Tova.
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October 2, 2022 2:33pm
Justitia

Superego meets Id.
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October 2, 2022 2:44pm
C-Town

“with the power of this blue Mallard symbol, I, the great Jacinda, shall hypnotise you…igore all voices except mine..you are getting sleepy…you will be under my control…you will obey orders…!?…oh no! I think I’ve hypnotised myself!”
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October 2, 2022 2:46pm
NZer In Exile

Shock report: Big tech now able to remotely record dreams through clandestine phone sensors. Hacked and leaked NZ PM dream goes viral.
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October 2, 2022 2:48pm
rouppe

Behold!

My shield of sanctimony, COVID cloak, and representative of my personal shutzstaffel
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October 2, 2022 2:52pm
Jim

Yay, a new season of The Handmaide’s Tale…….Blessed are the fruit
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October 2, 2022 4:54pm
fr8traindigital

Tova, Jessica. Any cheek you’ll get the bloody Jandal.
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October 2, 2022 5:31pm
santiago

I’m a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
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October 2, 2022 5:55pm
Paul Marsden

Travelling with the genetically superior crowd..
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October 2, 2022 7:17pm
NZer In Exile

I guru Jacinda have ushered in the new era of diversity, inclusion and equity. I am your source of truth.
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October 2, 2022 9:28pm
Gravyman2

The show must go on…..
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October 2, 2022 9:40pm
Sarkozygroupie

Behold for all to see!

Princess Jacinda, High Priestess of the WEF.
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October 2, 2022 9:41pm
banksie

“I say! This cultural appropriation thing is such fun, don’t know why I didn’t try it before.”
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October 3, 2022 8:52am
Glenys

Clarke!, we’re having pasta for tea, put that stick down please.
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October 3, 2022 8:22pm
RRM

Yikes, cultural appropriation rears it’s head yet again.
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