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Steve Otto(North Shore)

Je t’aime chéri.

From the google machine.
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July 10, 2022 11:09am
freedom101

Boris might be gone, but you’ve still got me.
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July 10, 2022 11:10am
Michael J Baker

Good times, weak men, bad times. Bad times, good men, good times.
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July 10, 2022 11:11am
ClanMcleod

“Zelenski, if you people sell any more of the weapons we send you to the Russians I’m telling Biden on you……he’ll sniff your hair”

https://21stcenturywire.com/2022/07/09/ukraine-sells-frances-caesar-howitzer-guns-on-black-market-to-russians-for-120000-each/
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July 10, 2022 11:12am
- Spoff
  
  Iz dat ein howitzer in zu pocket Manny bebe?
  
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  July 10, 2022 1:22pm
Lee C

‘Call me Justin’..
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July 10, 2022 11:16am
redqueen

‘Psst…I’m only going to say zis once…’
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July 10, 2022 11:30am
- Mobile Michael
  
  If we’re quoting from ‘Allo, ‘Allo…
  
  “You may kiss me.”
  
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  July 10, 2022 11:41am
vand

We could build you a modern maginot line, no guarantee it will work – like a french letter with a hole in it
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July 10, 2022 11:33am
Black with a Vengeance

Relax bruh, I’ve seen Putins diddle, and yours is definitely bigger!
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July 10, 2022 11:35am
Rodion Raskolnikov

“Pssst. Put on a suit. You look like a dick. Dressing up like GI Joe may fool Ukraine flag emoji idiots and get you a few more billions in foreign aid, but enough is enough.”
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July 10, 2022 11:42am
Prince

I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjUOBVAbGhQ
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July 10, 2022 11:52am
Jim

Mate you really need to change that T shirt
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July 10, 2022 11:56am
Tony Stuart

Ooooohhh; the garlic on his breath…
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July 10, 2022 12:24pm
Lee C

“Biden’s got better long-range penetration anyway, sweetie.”
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July 10, 2022 12:51pm
kevn

“Get a suit bro”
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July 10, 2022 1:00pm
NZer In Exile

I even put up with this for the country.
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July 10, 2022 1:01pm
Zack Brando

FOR THE WIN, I’m gonna go with:

“It’s OK, I’m an actor too”
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July 10, 2022 1:06pm
CommanderC

“Oh Volodia, my 12 Caesars don’t seem a lot – but look what you got from New Zealand, a crayon drawing of a 155mm howitzer by Neve!”
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July 10, 2022 1:11pm
Robyn S

I’ve got a tip on how to stop the media harassment about your T-shirt’s. Get a photo with the New Zealand Foreign Minister Nanaia Mahuta.
Sweet as bro.
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July 10, 2022 1:15pm
- Adolf Fiinkensein
  
  That’s the winner!
  
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  July 10, 2022 2:05pm
PHC

Ukraine reports it’s first case of monkeypox
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July 10, 2022 1:17pm
- hullkiwi
  
  Mine was going tob I hope you haven’t got monkeypox?
  
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  July 10, 2022 2:03pm
- tf78
  
  Minkey pox.
  
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  July 10, 2022 8:00pm
UrbanNeocolonialist

Pull your finger out of there NOW.
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July 10, 2022 1:50pm
kanaka99

Bro, we can offer a good deal on white flags.
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July 10, 2022 2:54pm
Takere

I’ve been wanting to tell you something for a while. I’ve ‘transitioned’.
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July 10, 2022 3:09pm
Ticket To Ride

Fuck, I need actual weapons, not a hug, you twat.
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July 10, 2022 4:42pm
Raphael

Hail Hydra.
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July 10, 2022 4:43pm
gump

Macron: “Don’t stop until you’ve killed them all…”
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July 10, 2022 6:10pm
emmess

Zelenskyy: I am only 44, I thought that was way too young for you.
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July 10, 2022 7:12pm
Bluegrass

Get off me!

Otherwise you will never get your wallet back.
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July 10, 2022 10:30pm

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