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RockyJ

Announcing her defeat in the 2023 election Jacinda had to admit her slogan “cogovernance is for all kiwis” did have an unintended consequence.
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April 25, 2022 4:05pm
slijmbal

Spot the kiwi
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April 25, 2022 4:05pm
fightingtemeraire

Tweedledum and Tweedledee with the Two Dummies
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April 25, 2022 4:05pm
Prophetess

It’s time to play the music…………
It’s time to light the lights………….
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight
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April 25, 2022 4:09pm
RockyJ

Following their successful invasion of New Zealand the kiwi fruit aliens appear with some politicians to answer the question of whether it is better to skin them first or hollow them out with a spoon.
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April 25, 2022 4:10pm
RockyJ

It’s a photo of two contributors to the prosperity of New Zealanders plus two politicians
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April 25, 2022 4:14pm
AndyW

Two are muppets. Two are kiwifruit.
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April 25, 2022 4:20pm
rouppe

Goldie cops a feel
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April 25, 2022 4:21pm
Steve Otto(North Shore)

Lemons
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April 25, 2022 4:28pm
- Steve Otto(North Shore)
  
  Ah, no, Limes
  
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  April 25, 2022 4:29pm
Steve Otto(North Shore)

The Green and Gold smile better
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April 25, 2022 4:31pm
WaveyDavey

Don’t think much of yours
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April 25, 2022 4:33pm
freedom101

Co-governance – see, they are different on the inside after all.
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April 25, 2022 4:34pm
Prince

Hello children, welcome to our new ‘Democracy – Kiwi style’ Podium presentation.
The Kiwi next to Damien, Nanaia gets two votes because it is brown.
The other Kiwi, Bob gets a vote too so shouldn’t be sad.
So everyone is happy in our Kiwi wonderland.
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April 25, 2022 4:38pm
Farmer boy

Is it possible to say anything humourous about them?
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April 25, 2022 4:46pm
Spoff

So. We have the green, yellow and red kiwis, who is the chap in the suit?
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April 25, 2022 4:49pm
Frederick

Ok Damien I will be trans and you can be parent.
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April 25, 2022 4:51pm
KiWombat

“You are one in a melon”
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April 25, 2022 4:52pm
Maggy Wassilieff

Oh dear, playing the gooseberry again.
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April 25, 2022 5:01pm
Adolf Fiinkensein

Which one is the fruit loop?
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April 25, 2022 5:06pm
oldfella

“I prefer the red ones”.
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April 25, 2022 5:07pm
Rodion Raskolnikov

“Ah so, the four of us are here today to offer our heartfelt apologies to your community for the untold historical hurt caused by the use of the White supremacist term ‘Chinese Gooseberry.’ Ah so, through our actions, Damien and I will refude the notion that two Whites can’t make up for a wong.”
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April 25, 2022 5:09pm
Padriv Ustoev

Last known photo of the NZ Kiwifruit industry before it was found in the gutter and unresponsive.
Detectives noted that the assailants MO matched the cases of the NZ Gas industry, the Kiwibyild murders and the troubling case of the NZ mental health sector.
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April 25, 2022 5:10pm
greybeard

Comrades ! Comrades !
Chinese gooseberries are about to rule the world !
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April 25, 2022 5:11pm
bennerg

Kelvin Davis and Potu Williams appearing on stage with their leader, sporting the new avatars created for the Labour Party, that allows their MP’s to front the public without fear of being lynched.
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April 25, 2022 5:11pm
Over Taxed Worker

The entire kiwifruit harvest in 2023 after Labour has “supported” NZ businesses.
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April 25, 2022 5:14pm
- G the giant from Dunedin
  
  ??????? What about last year, the bloody useless government created many kiwi fruit to be left on the vines
  
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  April 25, 2022 6:02pm
Over Taxed Worker

Yellow ACT to the right, Greens to the left… and I am in the middle pretending to still be relevant.
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April 25, 2022 5:16pm
fredonas

Perishable items 🙂
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April 25, 2022 5:28pm
bjools

AAAHHH
Fruits and vegetables…..
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April 25, 2022 5:30pm
redqueen

A fruit basket…
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April 25, 2022 5:32pm
Jim

The only time you’ll see Ms Ardern fairly and equitably representing both dark and lighter skinned Kiwis.
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April 25, 2022 5:32pm
ISeeRed

Introducing the new improved Zespri, with extra Vitamin C ‘n’ D.
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April 25, 2022 5:37pm
mawm

This way Joe.
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April 25, 2022 5:39pm
jgw739

Edmunds 2022 Fruit Cake recipe, just add eggs, flour and milk
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April 25, 2022 5:40pm
jgw739

NZ 2023 Exports line up
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April 25, 2022 5:41pm
Tasman devil

The cost of fruit has risen.
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April 25, 2022 5:52pm
Maggie's partner

Normally the only kiwi Fruit standing beside her was Grant Robertson
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April 25, 2022 5:58pm
Peter S

When asked about having to appear on stage with three impostors, Damian Grant said that was a little harsh on the Kiwi fruit.
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April 25, 2022 5:58pm
Maggie's partner

Unbeknown to Jacinda, it was John Key and Bill English in the kiwifruit costumes
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April 25, 2022 5:59pm
G the giant from Dunedin

Sorry, but what a fucken embarrassment
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April 25, 2022 6:00pm
chukar

The pricks ( thorns )between two gooseberries
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April 25, 2022 6:20pm
Gravelroad

“Ooh err- is that you in the yellow kiwifruit suit, Clarke? Bedda keep your hands to yourself til we get back to the penthouse.”
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April 25, 2022 6:29pm
herewego

The two red ones in the middle don’t look very appealing
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April 25, 2022 6:38pm
NeverMindTheBollocks

Career option plan B, if the UN doesn’t work out. I’ll just audition by doing my little dance …
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April 25, 2022 6:41pm
- Thought Criminal
  
  It’s the fixed grins and dead unblinking eyes that put me off them.
  
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  April 25, 2022 7:57pm
barnacle bill

Winners know a Winner when they see one.
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April 25, 2022 7:29pm
Manu-Rau

Two of these things are sour and bitter when they are young, and turn to rotten mush when they get older.

The other two are Kiwifruit.
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April 25, 2022 7:38pm
Anthony Coates

Two puppets seen here with two kiwifruit.
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April 25, 2022 8:15pm
Opie

Two kiwifrui, some dude and a post turtle.
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April 25, 2022 8:40pm
RichardF

The podium of juice.
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April 25, 2022 10:11pm
Hugh Jarse

Grant and Megan tried to help Jacinda and Damien who didn’t know they had secretly travelled to Japan in the hold of the 757
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April 25, 2022 10:24pm
Quoich

The Greens’ new co-leaders pose with the Prime Minister and Minister of Agriculture.
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April 25, 2022 10:34pm
wairarapapaul

Two fruitloops
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April 26, 2022 5:42am
Lindsay

“One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others,
Before I finish my song?”
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April 26, 2022 6:23am
Manu-Rau

Warning: Too many of these will give you the shits.
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April 26, 2022 6:46am
Red

“Oh – look – I utterly reject the premise of that question – you can plainly see we are Governing fairly for ALL Kiwis…. in fact here’s both of them with us today!”
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April 26, 2022 9:13am
zulumonster

1,4,2,3 …
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April 26, 2022 2:52pm
Alan Wilkinson

Spot the red gooseberry.
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April 26, 2022 6:36pm

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