Not all heroes wear capes

Stuff reports:

Auckland Transport is threatening to file a police report against the person responsible for spray-painting bright green penises around potholes.

Road safety campaigner Geoff Upson has been spray-painting around potholes since 2018, spending about $400 on spray paint each year.

The Kaukapakapa resident regularly spray-paints circles around potholes out of “sheer frustration” over seeing motorists navigating around them.

But it’s the roads in the worst condition that are reserved for his signature bright green penises, he said.

So he spray paints green penises around potholes to shame Auckland Transport into fixing them.

No wonder AT want him prosecuted!