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stewmar

Find out who set this meeting up and fire them
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September 24, 2019 4:32pm
- softail 1450
  
  “Holy shit Gretta looks older than she does on the TV but not much smarter”
  
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  September 25, 2019 7:20am
rangitoto

“I was pleased to learn that Justin’s wife is a GOP supporter”
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September 24, 2019 4:33pm
Paulus Gnome

‘Justins wife isn’t as black as I thought she would be . . ‘
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September 24, 2019 4:33pm
mandk

Yay!
My people told me I didn’t have to sit next to her at dinner.
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September 24, 2019 4:33pm
mstewart

“Great… another bitchy anti-Trump marcher converted!!”
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September 24, 2019 4:35pm
slightlyrighty

“Can’t see Melania getting worked up over this one!”
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September 24, 2019 4:35pm
- sooty
  
  Classic!
  
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  September 24, 2019 8:51pm
Than

“And the winners of the 2019 Most Awkward Body Language competition are…”
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September 24, 2019 4:38pm
RW Capitalist

Look what New Zealand sent me, A life size Cindy doll.
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September 24, 2019 4:38pm
- sooty
  
  Did you blow it up?
  
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  September 24, 2019 5:36pm
  - burt
    
    No need, you just put it’s nose to the table and it snorts huge amounts of air into itself.
    
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    September 25, 2019 9:29am
Tony Stuart

So today, I tried to look more orange than Orange Man. But he beat me again!
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September 24, 2019 4:40pm
DRHILL

Jacinda unable to grab a photo of herself with President Trump visits Madame Tussauds instead.
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September 24, 2019 4:42pm
RoboRob

Snubbed another socialist do gooder, mission accomplished.
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September 24, 2019 4:45pm
BeeJay

That didn’t take long!
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September 24, 2019 4:45pm
UkiWop

Trump to Ardern…..Fabulous to see you wearing Rebulican Red
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September 24, 2019 4:46pm
smttc

Honestly, someone needs to take that woman aside and teach her the art of proper grooming. She needs a decent serious haircut and some stylish shoes and clothing more befitting of her office.
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September 24, 2019 4:47pm
sooty

See I had a bet with our ambassator in Wellington. She wore the Allbirds!
I made a killing!
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September 24, 2019 4:50pm
The King

[deleted by Mod.]
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September 24, 2019 4:51pm
fr8traindigital

Welease the hounds!
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September 24, 2019 4:53pm
aquataur

[Mod again …]
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September 24, 2019 4:56pm
- The King
  
  How the f*#k does this get through but mine didn’t.
  
  What is this oppression.
  
  [Mod: it hasn’t. You’re not oppressed, just often too offensive.]
  
  [Nother Mod : bound to be a blog somewhere that would rate you as a wit … just not this one ]
  
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  September 24, 2019 5:34pm
  - Richard Prosser
    
    Don’t you oppress me!
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c
    
    “You’re not being oppressed. You’re a very offensive boy…”
    
    🙂
    
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    September 24, 2019 7:47pm
    - softail 1450
      
      R P, That was an absolute classic ,I must go back and watch the whole movie,LOL.
      
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      September 25, 2019 7:29am
marcw

See the Don’s joined the Labour Party – wearing his red tie as a celebration.
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September 24, 2019 5:00pm
marcw

Luckily there were some flowers left over from ScoMos state dinner – saved some money on the florists’ account.
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September 24, 2019 5:02pm
- softail 1450
  
  Marcw, Yeah and the “bint didn’t notice we haven’t even changed the flags”..
  
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  September 25, 2019 7:32am
UrbanNeocolonialist

We were comparing who was the better boss and turns out it’s The Donald!
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September 24, 2019 5:03pm
Gandolfo

I sold her a bridge!
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September 24, 2019 5:06pm
Batman

When you’ve got a Helen Clark 90s dress up party at 6pm but you’re meeting with the US President at 5.
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September 24, 2019 5:11pm
davidp

President surprised to discover Greta Thunberg is taller and older in real life than in her photos.
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September 24, 2019 5:16pm
CanberraKiwi

Jacinda: “I am excited to announce that I have found a new manager for KiwiBuild.”
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September 24, 2019 5:17pm
stephen2d

“She told me about the shenanigans at the NZ Labour Party, ”!
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September 24, 2019 5:20pm
Chuck

Scotty was right about this one!
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September 24, 2019 5:22pm
Skinny White Boy

Trumped!!!
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September 24, 2019 5:35pm
redqueen

‘And then I realised, Donald and I have so much in common…’
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September 24, 2019 5:35pm
Vallager

Jacinda enjoys time out at Madame Tussauds
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September 24, 2019 5:38pm
Simon

Where’s Fredo?

Geez Don these 8 hour days are killing me

Its good dealing with you Don you see right through me that I am only virtue signalling about climate change. Geez some of the nutters at home though.

Sorry Cindy that money your country gave to the Clinton Foundation Bill spent it on hookers and blow.
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September 24, 2019 5:50pm
mark15

But they said I was sitting next to Mike Pence!
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September 24, 2019 5:52pm
krazykiwi

She asked him if he used ‘Professional Aerosol’ on his hair.
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September 24, 2019 5:55pm
insider

[Mod : I know pussy “jokes” are tempting … sorry ]
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September 24, 2019 5:59pm
insider

[Mod : in the words of DPF “funny not nasty” …]
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September 24, 2019 6:01pm
insider

“Great meeting. Wonderful to finally meet Tova O’Brien. Great hair. No really, great great hair.”
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September 24, 2019 6:03pm
KevO'Brien

Mr & Mrs Smite Just Warts.
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September 24, 2019 6:45pm
Max Sky

Thanks Jacinta, you just reinforced why I am a great President of the USA! Thumbs up!
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September 24, 2019 6:51pm
Max Sky

I want to share that it just goes to show, ‘trumbs up’ being another reason I am so so great and pleased is that I married Malania! Phew.
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September 24, 2019 7:26pm
John Warren

Stepping off her plane, Jacinda was excited to find herself in London being warmly greeted by Boris Johnson.
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September 24, 2019 7:31pm
Brian Marshall

Paint the stars a little red, blue out the big one and that random one in the middle, and what do you know, we saved the US government some serious dollars on flags we won’t use till after their next election. Are we sick of winning yet ?
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September 24, 2019 7:43pm
fr8traindigital

i have great business experience, selling fush in chups..
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September 24, 2019 7:45pm
Jade Warrior

“Great! She knows what country she’s in!”
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September 24, 2019 7:52pm
RRM

Grab them by the pussy?

No, I’ve never heard those allegations!
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September 24, 2019 7:58pm
Fisiani

My number 1 fan.
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September 24, 2019 8:03pm
Lee C

That’s another “thumbs up” for The Labour Party.
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September 24, 2019 8:55pm
fisho

…so the advice I gave her was simple really, she needs to get “this” out of her ass and actually start delivering. Then for the other 9 mins 30 secs she showed me how to cook a scoop of chips.
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September 24, 2019 9:01pm
I will not surrender

Why isn’t the annoying deaf sign girl doing her thing?
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September 24, 2019 9:12pm
mara

Photographer James asked JA to stand closer to Trump or she would fall off the stage and into the pit, she said fuck off Jimbo and hoped nobody would notice. Erm.. they did. That’s now her bewildered, sad, take me home face.
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September 24, 2019 9:13pm
alloytoo

I told you lady I’m just Don’s body double, he’s really out playing golf with ScoMo
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September 24, 2019 9:28pm
Sir Cullen's Sidekick

Thank God, meeting with this dumb woman is over.
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September 24, 2019 9:31pm
Skinny White Boy

We got our US Airbase at Whenuapai, by lifting the steel tariffs – art of the deal – thumbs up!
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September 24, 2019 9:47pm
scrubone

One of these politicans used hatred of immigrants to get elected.

The other is Donald Trump.
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September 24, 2019 10:07pm
RRM

Hey Justin!

Hey Justin!

Hey Justin!

Hey Justin!

Hey Justin!

Cuck!
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September 24, 2019 10:24pm
emmess

Have a guess whose office is not safe from pussy grabbers?
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September 24, 2019 11:20pm
Nickc2

“Is that the latest creation from Cash Converters?” asked Donald.
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September 25, 2019 1:51am
Bad Badger

The Young and the Restless…
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September 25, 2019 3:14am
NeverMindTheBollocks

Jacinda – Well, we were looking for a new president, and he has the experience.
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September 25, 2019 6:54am
softail 1450

Thumbs up, she ideal as a candidate for a absolute top position in the UN, not bad to look at,can speak without understanding, and most importantly is easily led…
Oh and even more important she doesn’t give two F—Ks about her people.
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September 25, 2019 7:10am
Fab4

Thank God I only put this flake down in my diary for 15 minutes!
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September 25, 2019 8:36am
MH

You do realise I can with a twist of my thumb vapourise more people than you can .
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September 25, 2019 9:11am
dave_c_

“Ardern protecting the package” !
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September 25, 2019 9:47am
burt

Trump: I’m more powerful than you!
Jacinda: Not really Donald, I can lie to my country and not be impeached – you can’t do that.
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September 25, 2019 11:05am
Ian Hawthorn

Orange dress bad.
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September 25, 2019 5:22pm
carl wiekart

Just did it!
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September 26, 2019 10:47pm
Rachael Membery

Jacinda with her big girl pants on..it took me a while to see that they were culottes and not a long skirt.
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September 27, 2019 6:24pm
averagethief

“I think I’m in, here”
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October 2, 2019 8:59am
Dave Winefield

Melania, that’s a great entre.

Whats for Dinner?
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