An interesting petition

An official petition to Parliament:

That the House of Representatives make all pap smears, tampons, sex toys, sex change operations, pornography, TV/movies with people kissing, acting sex, horrors, evil music or evil TV with and swearing or bad content, racist music, evil-looking games, and all wrong entertainment such as ballet dancers in tights against the law.

People kissing in movies is bad enough but my God ballet dancers in tights is an obscenity that must be outlawed.