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duggledog

God our media platforms are so shit.

Yesterday evening the NZ Herald had, as their lead story ‘Looking Yummy – Woman’s Shock at Bus Driver’s Comment’

LOL can’t wait for you to go behind a pay wall.

Also yesterday on RNZ, Kim Hill conducts a fawning interview with Annette King among the other weekly assorted interviews with gay or transgender people of colour (who always hate Trump and are unhappy about Global Warming and inequality etc).

Discussed Annette’s gay husband, her daughter’s appalling behaviour and other personal stories but nothing at all about the time Darren Hughes stayed over.
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March 10, 2019 8:01am
- Inandout
  
  I knew little about ex unionist husband Ray Lind until I started looking. A fluffy story:
  
  https://www.nowtolove.co.nz/celebrity/celeb-news/the-private-world-of-labours-annette-king-1487
  
  And some home truths:
  
  https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10450275
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:20am
  - pdm
    
    Ray Lind – the man Cunliffe sent in to destabilise the HBDHB.
    
    It is pertinent that the sacked Board were all re-elected at the next elections apart from one retiree for health reasons.
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:40am
- kowtow
  
  ‘God our media platforms are so shit.’
  
  Yesterday the Herald had a headline about NZ concentration camp .
  
  Where’s the twitter outrage about that fake news.
  
  https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12210976
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:49am
  - Inandout
    
    kt, you can’t rewrite history, it fucking happened. The Japanese were then the enemy and couldn’t be trusted in any form. Now it is different, we allow the present enemy in with open arms, but the Japanese are now friends and they make magnificent motor vehicles. Our Police are now so PC I can’t imagine any officer being happy, and wanting to remain. Shit happened.
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:39am
    - Tarquin North
      
      I wonder if these hand wringing tosses have any idea what a Japanese internment camp was run like? They made ours look like a picnic. Starvation and disease kept the prisoner numbers down.
      
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      March 10, 2019 10:40am
      - Woz
        
        Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence.
        
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        March 10, 2019 1:10pm
  - Odakyu-sen
    
    A concentration camp is the same as an internment camp.
    Many people confuse concentration camps with death camps or extermination camps. They are not the same thing.
    
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    March 10, 2019 4:03pm
- Rocky Jnr
  
  And stuff is as bad as the herald for bullshit headlines, although at least they put a little bit of fact in their version
  
  http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/111136306/nz-police-apologise-for-praising-officer-who-ran-concentration-camp
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:51am
  - Kabull
    
    But – an internment camp is not a concentration camp. To suggest the two are the same is a travesty of history and demonstrates just how ignorant we have become. I don’t see anything objectionable about the policewoman running an internment camp I’ve no doubt she was a compassionate and caring manager within the rules of the time.
    
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    March 10, 2019 10:05am
    - backster
      
      Edna was a caring, compassionate, and good woman.( probably why she was selected.) I knew and worked at Hamilton station during her last few years and attended her farewell function.
      
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      March 10, 2019 11:46am
      - Doug
        
        Edna used to board at my Grandmothers house in Palmer St Claudlands, you could not wish to meet a nicer lady.
        
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        March 10, 2019 7:18pm
  - Maggy Wassilieff
    
    But it omitted to mention that the Japanese internees were not from NZ…They were detainees from Tonga.
    she was assigned to take charge of a number of Japanese women and children who had been evacuated from Tonga. After an initial nine-day stay at a YWCA holiday camp, the women were moved to a house at Pokeno, south of Auckland. Pearce was accompanied by a translator, who lived with her in a Public Works Department hut, and a retired couple, who were live-in caretakers. Initially there were seven Japanese women and nine children in the seven-room house, but during 1942 one of the women was removed to a mental hospital and two more children were born
    https://teara.govt.nz/en/biographies/5p19/pearce-edna-bertha
    
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    March 10, 2019 11:23am
- Rachael Membery
  
  I think the paywalls are bad for democracy, how will the great unwashed get their news, it will be ll the stuff they should know that will be ‘restricted’.
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:32am
  - Tall Man
    
    Fraser House interns will make sure that they get to know what is really “important”…..
    
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    March 10, 2019 10:56am
- Webup
  
  I can no longer stomach reading Stuff.
  
  It should be renamed The Daily Socialist.
  
  -Daily Washington Post articles attacking Trump and anything right wing
  -Constant pro LGTBQGTFO articles
  – Extremely leftwing biased comment moderation, the sad little moderators they use dont like being called out for their bias and ban your account when they dont like it.
  
  -Pro climate change, so much in fact they even put a blurb at the end of articles stating that Stuff agrees with climate change and wont hear opposing opinions…..
  
  -Pro Islam and anti-Israel, any article that would invite comments critical of the middle east and Islam, in particular, is never open for comments such is the gutless approach of Stuff.co.nz
  
  -Anti-white male and anti-Christianity.
  Always open season on any article related to either men being pigs or anything to do with the Church.
  Alison Mau always gets handed a pedestal to shout her delusional liberal/feminist nonsense.
  
  When you look at the summary they are very Left leaning/liberal and following their sad little Leftist agenda.
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:56am
Viking2

Suns up.
And all that was yesterday.
and yesterday will be the day before tomorrow.
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March 10, 2019 8:02am
JibberJabber

Today is International Blokes who don`t give a Shit Day, ….oh wait….my bad, that`s every day.
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March 10, 2019 8:03am
- Paulus Gnome
  
  I am sort of hanging out for International Bacon Sandwich Day myself. . . . .
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:04am
  - JibberJabber
    
    That`s today also…
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:19am
    - Paulus Gnome
      
      Lack of publicity made me unaware or was in the auckland newspaper in which case I would have thought; meh, fake news.
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:44am
Wayne

Ardern quoted as stating that the govt has lifted tens of thousands of kids out of child poverty. I’ve looked for stats but I cant find any support for this claim. Does anyone have any stats that they could link for me?
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March 10, 2019 8:06am
- mandk
  
  Don’t be silly, the government doesn’t want you to see the numbers.
  
  Now did you hear about the PM arranging for Metallica to come to NZ?
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:14am
  - Steve (North Shore)
    
    Nothing else matters
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:37am
    - sooty
      
      Free tickets for some kid, because you know she’s a DJ and in the the know!
      I don’t think they will be around for scones at her house.
      Now lawnmowers, that’s a different thing!
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:51am
      - Webup
        
        Ardern is a total cringefest.
        
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        March 10, 2019 10:00am
      - Webup
        
        why are my comments still waiting moderation 36 hours later?
        
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        March 11, 2019 7:59pm
    - Tall Man
      
      “Nothing really matters
      Anyone can see
      Nothing really matters
      Nothing really matters to me
      Anyway the wind blows”
      
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      March 10, 2019 10:54am
      - sooty
        
        Straight out her arse!
        
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        March 10, 2019 11:59am
- jp_1983
  
  https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/111041221/kidscan-launches-pilot-to-feed-children-under-the-age-of-five-at-early-childcare-centres
  
  from today’s report
  Children under the age of five have been fainting from hunger at early childhood education centres – and some are dropped off without warm clothes, nappies or formula.
  
  Now, there is a nationwide push by KidsCan to keep New Zealand’s most vulnerable fed and clothed.
  
  In the first programme of its kind in the country, KidsCan has launched a pilot to provide lunch, snacks, clothing, shoes and head lice treatment to children in early childcare centres….
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:14am
  - Universal Smith
    
    “Children under the age of five have been fainting from hunger”
    
    Bullshit.
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:17am
  - Wayne
    
    Yeah that is where she is quoted.
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:17am
    - Universal Smith
      
      Wayne, I don’t doubt it was said.
      
      In NZ the biggest health problem for the poor is obesity.
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:36am
      - Jack5
        
        Loath as I am to agree with Universal ~~shit~~ Smith, that paltry shadow of the infamous and banned poster ❗?Kea?, he/she is right about the fat poor of New Zealand.
        
        This is why they aren’t pictorially swamping our TV screens and our newspapers. It’s become a feast for radio, where you can’t see how fat the “starving” kids are. On TV and in the pictures with newspaper reports, the illustrations are of Salvation Army folk or other do-gooders, or perhaps of also chubby mothers. ?
        
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        March 10, 2019 11:32am
    - Rachael Membery
      
      Charge the parents with child abuse.
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:34am
  - Gravelroad
    
    Jp – if this is all true and not a case of accidental neglect of babies and young children, then the debate needs to be had urgently about the number of people having children they either don’t want or can’t afford to look after.
    I know this is a taboo subject in NZ – we are not allowed to criticise or “ judge” parenting – but this is getting ridiculous.
    There is absolutely no reason for people to keep having unwanted children – it is an indulgence.
    If you are living in “poverty” having another child will not help anyone.
    Is making all contraception free the answer?
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:38am
    - Stephen James
      
      Sew the bitches up. Mouth and vagina.
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:21am
      - Rachael Membery
        
        I say deal to the ‘fathers’. Much simpler and cheaper.
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:35am
      - Universal Smith
        
        “fathers” – Rachael, fathers don’t have babies. They also have no rights to have the growth removed.
        
        “Sew the bitches up. Mouth..” – That is not how babies are made Steve.
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:38am
      - Awww C-mon
        
        Reported. You’re a dick
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:49am
      - Northland Wahine
        
        Sew the bitches up?
        
        How about dickheads stop putting their unprotected dicks into bitches vaginas that can be impregnated? Or chop their dicks off?
        
        As for under 5s fainting at daycare? Most daycares won’t take kids over 3 for just the 20 free hours. And it costs too much money to place under 3s into daycare unless you’ve got a decent income. Often parents, mothers AND fathers have to enroll them for 30 hrs plus to hold the placement. And they charge enough friggen money to do so, while most parents work, or study.
        
        When I returned to work , my boy was fed breakfast, lunch, morning and afternoon tea at his childcare program. Often his stomach was so full he’d only want toast or weetbix for tea. From what I hear from working parents that hasn’t changed.
        
        So I’m calling bullshit on fainting kids.
        
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        March 10, 2019 10:00am
    - tf78
      
      GR – there is an extra $65/week reason to have more children.
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:34am
  - kowtow
    
    ‘Children under the age of five have been fainting from hunger at early childhood education centres – and some are dropped off without warm clothes, nappies or formula.’
    
    Names of parents to the police to investigate for child abuse and prosecution if proven.
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:55am
    - marcw
      
      I thought that there was a law that made reporting child neglect compulsory – to CYPS or the police. If ECEC’s are not doing this, they should be deregistered.
      
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      March 10, 2019 2:07pm
  - Than
    
    Yet if you read only a couple of paragraphs into the article, their source for this dire news is “I’ve heard stories…”.
    
    Seriously Stuff, is this how pathetic your standard of “journalism” has become? Taking third-hand gossip and reporting it as objective fact, just because it happens to suit a particular narrative? And making things worse this sad mockery of a news article is (or was, as of 6am Sunday, NZT) the headline story on the site,
    
    Whatever. This is just additional evidence that Stuff has taken a radical lurch to the left, and can no longer be considered a reliable or objective source of information. It is agenda-driven propaganda, and should be treated as such.
    
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    March 10, 2019 12:39pm
- JibberJabber
  
  http://www.bullshitcentral@fuckrichpricks.co.govt.nz
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:21am
- Paulus Gnome
  
  Try: http://www.labourgovtbullshitstastics.govt.nz
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:05am
- howzit
  
  The way the measure this is partially by the income compared to the average wage. If you give enough people a hand out the statistics say you have taken them out of poverty.
  
  It’s a bullshit way of making youreslf look good without actually achieving anything but a statistical manoeuvre
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:13am
- Wired-one
  
  She’s talking shit, we have an extra 10,000 beneficiaries in the last year alone, 73% rise in people after emergency housing and a 340% rise in people wanting hardship grants, not too mention food parcel recipients have increased severely in the past 18 months. It’s about time our media did their fucking job and put the pressure on this inept government for their failures. We had to put up with all the homeless and living in cars sob stories leading up to the last election and then SILENCE. Our media are complicent, incompetent twats
  
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  March 10, 2019 1:34pm
nzfreedom

Shane Jones has been a naughty boy. Giving millions to an organisation he once ran and then lying about it. Good detective work from the ACT Party.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/111154992/shane-jones-provided-reassurance-to-ministers-despite-declaring-conflict
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March 10, 2019 8:09am
- Inandout
  
  How the hell did this Jones story get past the Stuff censor?
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:24am
  - nzfreedom
    
    Heh. Media finally turning on the government?
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:35am
    - Rachael Membery
      
      Media finally doing their job and telling the truth. It shouldn’t be about ‘turning on the Government’.
      
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      March 10, 2019 10:08am
      - ztev
        
        ” as it attempted to win funding from the now defunct Tourism Growth Partnership, a fund set up by the former National Government and administered by MBIE.”
        
        Who knew that national had its own little fund for regional growth , while $800 mill went for Wellywood and its friends
        
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        March 10, 2019 12:59pm
      - Tall Man
        
        Like ardern the liar, you are a liar. A piss poor liar but still a liar.
        
        Show me where the $800 million comes from, which budget item?
        
        https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/film/105137974/govt-warning-without-multimillion-dollar-hollywood-subsidies-film-work-will-dry-up
        
        That’s right, you are weasel and a liar.
        
        It would appear that even the much despised labour coalition with wynston the thief in charge with media whore ardern the liar fronting are also comfortable with the grants.
        
        Just ignore the tens of millions that were paid by way of paye plus the hundreds of millions injected into the NZ economy.
        
        You wonder why you and ardern the liar are despised…let me help you out, you are a liar. ardern is a liar. Few people with moral fibre respect people who are habitual liars.
        
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        March 10, 2019 5:41pm
- Tall Man
  
  And heads will roll……..
  
  I know, I have a warped sense of humour…..
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:50am
lilman

So I hear that toddlers are fainting at preschool from hunger now.

Cindy can take care of that in her Well Being Budget
free food for all now it seems.

This outfit is nothing short of a disgrace.
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March 10, 2019 8:14am
- sooty
  
  Great more money for a good time. Can they fed them before the kids go home as well!
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:00am
  - Rachael Membery
    
    No fee increase of course, sounds like a bargain.
    
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    March 10, 2019 10:10am
- madamezucchininz
  
  ….having a grandson that we have helped raise due to the daughter working…..we have had a lot to do with preschools …..”children fainting from hunger at preschools”…..what a load of nonsense…..there are a few that turn up with inadequate clothing & food…..but really ….there is not a preschool teacher that I have met that would “allow” a child to sit there without any food…..let alone faint from starvation….
  
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  March 10, 2019 12:25pm
holysheet

Cindy went for a ride in a hot air balloon. After an hour she suddenly realised she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised some supporters I would meet with them an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level..
Cindy rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Nat.
“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered Cindy, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You must be our silly little girl Cindy, the leftie PM.”
“I am,” replied Cindy. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are — or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made lots of promises you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault!
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March 10, 2019 8:15am
- mandk
  
  brilliant!
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:17am
- ztev
  
  Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
  You should at least acknowledge the joke book /website you are stealing jokes from.
  
  You arent like the national party stealing others music are you ?
  
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  March 10, 2019 1:01pm
  - holysheet
    
    If you acknowledge that you are a liarbour squirrel/shill, then maybe I will, or not.
    Have you spent your time doing a search for this and not find it anywhere?
    Buggar isn’t it, when you try to find it and cannot.
    
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    March 10, 2019 1:12pm
  - Rich Prick
    
    You have to admit that Cindy is pretty shit.
    
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    March 10, 2019 4:39pm
  - Tall Man
    
    How about you acknowledge the “joke book” that ardern the liar is using to develope her “policies” and the “bullshit book” she is using to produce stats from.
    
    Like ardern the liar you are a complete idiot.
    
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    March 10, 2019 5:45pm
Longknives

If a Toddler had fainted from ‘hunger’ then the child would have to be severely malnourished and rushed to Hospital.
Surely we would have heard about this as Police and Social Services would clearly be all over it?…
Or do the Kiddie Journos just publish anything (that suits their agenda) these days without fact checking?
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March 10, 2019 8:17am
- MT_Tinman
  
  LK, Snap!
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:18am
- G152
  
  JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF FAKE NEWS
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:43am
- ztev
  
  I heard Winz went with Sallies to knock on car windows of homeless- who refused help…..Its True I tell you … a truck stop waitress saw it all…
  
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  March 10, 2019 1:02pm
  - starboard
    
    Ztrev, why don’t you just fkuc off and die somewhere. You really are just a pathetic little weasel of a man with all your ” whattabout” bile and spew.
    
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    March 10, 2019 2:25pm
    - Tall Man
      
      Poverdee has been solved….
      
      It is true….isn’t.
      
      Akchullee, it may not be true, did she cry a little bit?
      
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      March 10, 2019 5:55pm
  - Tall Man
    
    I heard ardern the liar burnt her lip with a hot P pipe….it’s true, a fuckwit much like yourself took a photo…..
    
    I mean, this is obviously “fake news” because ardern the liar waved her arms about and said all poverdee had been solved…..
    
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    March 10, 2019 5:49pm
MT_Tinman

From a Stuff piece:

“I’ve heard stories of children under five fainting because they’re so hungry. I’m hearing stories of seven to nine-week-old babies going into early childhood for whatever reason, and turning up with no formula,”

But notably I’ve not seen a single prosecution for child abuse or failure to provide the necessities.

The excuse for these children’s hunger can’t be poverty, the current clowns abolished October 2017, so why is this abuse being allowed?

Why is it not being reported to the authorities?

Or is someone telling porkies for political gain? Again?
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March 10, 2019 8:17am
- Viking2
  
  If it did happen it is more then likely a lack of liquid on these hot days. Hot day, wrap the kid in all manner of clothing and the kid gets dehydrated.
  Just as adults do.
  
  More beer required.
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:34am
- slightlyrighty
  
  I’ve heard stories?
  
  This is what journalism is reduced to?
  
  Journalism 101:
  “If someone says it’s raining & another person says it’s dry. It’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.”
  
  Journalism has become the laziest profession. they have become regurgitators of gossip in the hunt for clickbait.
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:39am
- stinkypete
  
  I’ve been a doctor for 30 years and I’ve never heard of a preschooler fainting from hunger
  Total bullshit
  Any loss of consciousness in a child this age is a 111 emergency
  Cardiac causes / asyphyxia/infection
  But hunger nope tosh
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:51am
- JibberJabber
  
  “I`ve heard”, “I`m hearing”, just devices to distance themselves from being called out on their bullshit.
  Evidence?
  Surely if kids are dropping like flies from malnutrition, someone would call an ambulance, police, question the Parents?
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:56am
  - sooty
    
    Interviewing the keyboard, because they are too lazy to get off their fat arse!
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:03am
    - Gravelroad
      
      Thing is sooty, the reporter of this child fainting story is just quoting the person running KidsCan. Sure, you can say the reporters could/should have made an attempt to get some independent evidence about the truth of this – but they apparently chose to take it at face value.
      This is an article about funding for KidsCan, which if memory serves had its previous taxpayer support
      cut by the Government.
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:43am
      - sooty
        
        We should always quote the author of theese pieces. Hold them accountable!
        
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        March 10, 2019 12:04pm
- big bruv
  
  ““I’ve heard stories of children under five fainting because they’re so hungry.”
  
  Why do you think anybody cares about this? We have adults killing kids (mostly Maori) yet we do nothing about bringing the ‘parents’ to justice.
  Nobody is going to state the obvious, hungry kids and bashed kids is NOT a matter of extra money it is a matter of piss poor parenting.
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:31am
- Rachael Membery
  
  Sounds like Kids Can extending their reach.
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:12am
  - sooty
    
    Fully fitted out commercial kitchen in every kindy!
    MoMo says lets do this!
    
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    March 10, 2019 12:05pm
mikenmildagain

Happy Saint Himelin’s day to you all.

Himelin was an 8th century Irish priest who fell ill in Belgium when returning from from a pilgrimage to Rome. He asked a girl for some water. She refused, as there was bubonic plague in the area. However, after much insistence from Himelin, she finally gave him a pitcher of water, which miraculously turned into wine. Himelin died three days later of the plague.

No mention of this saint’s patronage of anything significant. Perhaps I should write to Pope Frankie and suggest that Himelin would be an ideal patron saint for chlorination.
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March 10, 2019 8:20am
- Longknives
  
  That’s nothing- Saint Jacinda fed ten thousand children with merely a few waves of her creepy, oversized hands….
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:25am
  - Longknives
    
    Oh and she managed to ‘miraculously’ bring Metallica all the way across the world for one concert for her and her beloved little Socialists! (Her devoted followers somehow seem unaware they are already on a massive World tour)
    She is the Messiah I tell you!
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:29am
    - mikenmildagain
      
      Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
      Oh, you really do have thing for her.
      How about, just for a change, you try to say something nice today about a prominent New Zealander? Maybe a word or two about the rugby genius of Richie McCaw, the athletic prowess of Eliza McCartney, or the artistic talents of Lorde or Eleanor Caton?
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:38am
      - Longknives
        
        No persons of colour in your little favourites list Mikey- Are you a Bigot?
        *I note they are all Cis Gender as well….
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:48am
      - JibberJabber
        
        LoL, Catton absolutely shit in her own nest, didn`t she?
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:51am
      - pentwig
        
        milkmaid
        the only things prominent about the SLG is her teeth, ugly hands and lack of dress sense
        there is nothing left of any significance
        
        open your eyes dearie
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:59am
      - lifesgood
        
        Caton’s book was absolute crap. Reading it was a heck of a lot of time in my life I’ll never get back.
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:08am
      - Tom Barker
        
        Most of the comments on political blogs and news media sites are the present-day equivalent of the “Two Minutes’ Hate” in Orwell’s “1984.” Their function is not to convey information or influence opinion – they are purely an eruption of bile, a collective outpouring of rage that reinforces existing hostilities, however irrational.
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:18am
      - SGA
        
        I disagree Tom, not all of it. For example, there was a fascinating piece on yesterday’s Kiwiblog GD about the PM having a cold sore.
        
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        March 10, 2019 10:50am
      - mikenmildagain
        
        That’s an excellent point, SGA. I learned quite a bit about cold sore from that thread. But a consensus appeared to be emerging from the resident fantasists that the PM’s appearance was almost certainly a result of a burn from a methamphetamine pipe.
        I sit in awe of the perspicacity of the Kiwiblog commentariat.
        
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        March 10, 2019 11:14am
      - SGA
        
        Just a meth pipe? People were showing some admirable restraint.
        
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        March 10, 2019 11:19am
      - mikenmildagain
        
        Perhaps one day the full truth can be told?
        
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        March 10, 2019 11:27am
      - Shaun the Sheep
        
        You lost me at artistic prowess of Lorde and Eleanor Caton.
        Can you – hand on heart – assure the audience you’ve read Caton’s Book? (All of it, not just the cover)
        Neither has the sense to stay in their lane either.
        Caton wants more of of someone else’s money so she can produce more shit no one actually reads, and Lorde is like a spastic preying mantis with Tourette’s who takes to making public statements on matters she knows nothing about.
        Both are an embarrassment to intelligent women.
        
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        March 10, 2019 11:31am
      - SGA
        
        Shaun,
        Regardless of the merits of your assessment of Catton and Lorde, the idea that you’ve become a spokesperson for intelligent women is, perhaps, a bridge too far 🙂
        
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        March 10, 2019 11:36am
      - Shaun the Sheep
        
        SGA, what is your point?
        
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        March 10, 2019 12:01pm
      - SGA
        
        🙂
        
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        March 10, 2019 12:11pm
    - Universal Smith
      
      How come she opposed a fundraiser for baby incubators because it would be noisy – then promotes a heavy metal band?
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:53am
      - JibberJabber
        
        Perhaps we should start a petition to have Metallica play at Eden Park?
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:58am
      - JibberJabber
        
        Say your prayers little one
        Don’t forget, my son
        To include everyone
        Tuck you in, warm within
        Keep you free from sin
        ‘Till Jacinda she comes
        Sleep with one eye open
        Gripping your pillow tight
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:39am
  - Paulus Gnome
    
    Sort of like a modern day loaves and fishes event except with macca’s and more macca’s
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:51am
- Jules99
  
  What happened to the girl? Typical patriarchy – leave the woman out of the story. LOL
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:29am
Happychappy

This is just another tool to solve the housing crisis says Twitford.
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/after-nearly-40-years-living-in-state-housing-kiwi-family-realise-dream-home-ownership-v1?variant=tb_v_1
What happens when like rent people decide they don’t want to pay.
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March 10, 2019 8:21am
- Rachael Membery
  
  Not likely to happen now but I have thought that being able to buy a rental property where you an afford one would have been a good use of Kiwi saver funds. If you can’t afford to buy where you live, then get on the property ladder where you cn,
  
  Are those four people all on a benefit? Are they being subsidised up to a level where they can afford that sort of mortgage?
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:33am
  - Happychappy
    
    Watch them change their tune if and when interest rates get above 8% which normally happens under a Labour Government.
    
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    March 10, 2019 12:08pm
Longknives

Don’t watch or read any news on March 15-
Rumours are the Prime Minister is going to be leading her flock of children in their ‘Climate Change’ protest.
The news will be awash with images of Ardern leading the brainwashed kids like the Pied Piper, throwing her bizarre Jesus Christ poses and rambling speeches about ‘Our Nuclear Moment’…

Puke.
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March 10, 2019 8:23am
- DigNap15
  
  Ardern will go up in the polls again!
  We’re doomed!
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:30am
  - holysheet
    
    Doomed I say, doomed.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7NlFWh7Sz8
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:36am
  - stigie
    
    Please give me fucking strength, i am really trying not to vomit !~
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:31am
- Inandout
  
  I am going down to WS today and get my free printed poster and will add this:
  
  ‘In 2015, most of China’s energy and coal use came from the industrial sector, with 67.9 percent of the country’s energy use and 54.2 percent of its coal use due to manufacturing, agriculture, and construction. An additional 41.8 percent of China’s coal consumption came from power production activities’.
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:34am
- Universal Smith
  
  You can expect a big marketing campaign designed to distract from the tax disaster. Her ace card is announcing an engagement to her ratbag boyfriend.
  
  There is no way her media minders are going to let her popularity slip. They are running a few stories of controlled dissent only to cloak their bias. You can also expect a hit job on National at some point.
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:43am
  - Longknives
    
    The Wedding would be fucking nauseating.
    Labour would treat is as a huge PR stunt. (As they do everything)
    Can you imagine a gushing Hilary Barry on the red carpet as the guests arrive?
    ‘Oh and here’s Richie Hardcore….Oh and who is his dashing looking Czech friend?’
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:14am
    - Universal Smith
      
      No doubt new lows will be attained in the media. There is a good chance the cynical little woman will do it.
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:18am
    - tf78
      
      Jethro has to propose first.
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:45am
      - Rachael Membery
        
        Why should it matter to him? Plenty of marriages of convenience out there, if not genuine, he is getting well paid.
        
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        March 10, 2019 10:36am
      - sooty
        
        At least he’s seen her!
        Married at first sight, is a bit far fetched!
        
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        March 10, 2019 12:10pm
      - david
        
        Wasn’t it Helen Clark who conceded that she married the hapless Peter at the behest of the Labour Party hierarchy in order for her to fit a particular stereotype during an election campaign?
        
        NZLP have form in the cynical manipulation of perception in the minds of the electorate when it comes to their candidates. What you see is not necessarily what you get although to be fair the current PM does present as a vacuous being with a talent for regurgitating meaningless statements that fail every test of logic, commonsense or application to the subject du jour.
        
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        March 10, 2019 2:37pm
      - Paulus
        
        When Jethro returns home you mean !
        
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        March 10, 2019 3:04pm
    - Inandout
      
      The wedding table would be festooned with white powder in classy bowls, short straws (not plastic) would be provided, and those attendees in the know would glance furtively around the room. As the evening progressed the mood would become ever more exciting and the occasional clown would exhibit extraordinary physical acts. As becomes users there will be little food consumed, but copious amounts of alcohol would be. Some guests would suddenly depart the room and perhaps return half an hour later; the anointed ones would know the story and they would be happy.
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:52am
      - holysheet
        
        You left out the underage drinking and molestation of the liarbour yoof, that are a customary thing at these gatherings of the left.
        
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        March 10, 2019 10:23am
    - waikatogirl
      
      The MSM will promote it as NZ’s own royal wedding.
      ? ?
      
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      March 10, 2019 10:55am
      - sooty
        
        They are just waiting for squrriel to start walking so she can be flower girl!
        
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        March 10, 2019 12:12pm
  - Sacha
    
    I think we can safely say that her engagement has been amply confirmed –
    Legitimising it is a formality.
    I would be moderately surprised if it ever was.
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:36am
- mikenmildagain
  
  You guys are certainly going hard out to confirm tom barker’s comment about “two minutes’ hate”.
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:18am
  - holysheet
    
    Two minutes my arse.
    It’s 18 months and counting…………
    
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    March 10, 2019 10:25am
  - Dave Mann
    
    There’s absolutely nothing wrong with hate, provided it is channeled in the right direction 😀
    
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    March 10, 2019 11:43am
- wombatge
  
  Is the Minister for Energy and Resources and her happy little family going to get a place at the front of the pack.
  Walking hand in hand with the great one and her tin lid.
  It will be a great opportunity for Jacinda to tell her favourite age group of followers why it is absolutely essential she burns millions of litres of av gas in her world destroying 757.
  Why do you run a 757 as a VIP plane for one person, its insanity.
  Why do you run a gas guzzling 757 as a VIP plane, and pretend you care, just a load of virtuous looking good, feeling good crap.
  Kids will suck it all up, that why they are her target audience, she seems to be able to communicate at their level.
  Just a shame she can’t seem to lift above this level.
  
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  March 10, 2019 1:07pm
- RF
  
  Cindy has a thing about solo mothers and their kids. Oh wait Cindy is one of them.
  
  There is a medical term for her spider fingers… arachnodactyly….. a condition in which fingers and toes are abnormally long and slender.
  
  It’s no wonder Jethro prefers to stay out fishing away from creepy crawly hands.
  
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  March 10, 2019 5:08pm
Viking2

Peter Dunne argues the Wellington bureaucracy will be a good gauge of whether the Government is likely to be re-elected next year.

https://www.interest.co.nz/opinion/98527/peter-dunne-argues-wellington-bureaucracy-will-be-good-gauge-whether-government-likely
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March 10, 2019 8:40am
- Maggy Wassilieff
  
  Peter Dunne doesn’t have a good record of getting things right.
  
  The Wellington bureaucracy couldn’t predict Helen Clarke’s demise, when the rest of NZ were over her and her mates.
  
  The veneer has come off the CoL. Now it is time to expose the soft, soggy particle-board interior of the Coalition to a Winter of floods, storms and winds of change.
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:08am
  - Universal Smith
    
    You are too optimistic Maggy. You must be a morning person 🙂
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:09am
    - sooty
      
      I think he wrote that piece himself. He talks as tough he is still relievent. He should just STFU and fade into the retirement home!
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:14am
      - Paulus Gnome
        
        Cataloguing order sorting those bowties will take a little time I would have thought . . . .
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:57am
  - lifesgood
    
    Yeah, wouldn’t trust Dunne, falling for the charms of a honeypot immigrant with bad teeth and then denying it. .No fool like an old fool.
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:12am
    - JibberJabber
      
      Word is, he`s still waiting for that Blowy.
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:42am
G152

Keeping Cindy popular is going to involve another pregnancy ( or a publicised attempt)..
I expect fake news to be pushing this in the next few months .
And remember, you saw it here first
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March 10, 2019 8:48am
- Longknives
  
  A Royal Wedding perhaps?
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:49am
  - sooty
    
    Squrriel hasn’t been seen in public for awhile. Must be due for a trot around the park!
    Or at least six pages in the womans weekly!
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:16am
- Universal Smith
  
  She could be caught burning down an animal shelter for homeless kittens and the media would cover for her.
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:51am
  - Paulus Gnome
    
    It would be John Keys fault and nine years of neglect . . .
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:58am
Yvette

Capital gains tax may affect –
Anyone who owns their own home and enters into a relationship with another homeowner. – Taxpayers Union graphic

• What constitutes a relationship?
• CGT on which home, or both?
• Under what relationship break-down circumstances can you get a refund?
• If having relationship is no longer a welfare benefit sanction – this Government having enacted almost all of Metiria Turei’s welfare policy – why would it apply with CGT?
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March 10, 2019 8:51am
- Universal Smith
  
  Shit, I never thought of that relationship aspect. Great questions.
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:56am
- Ultima
  
  We own a half share in my wife’s sister’s family home, we receive no income from it. So do we pay CGT on the half share when its sold, even though its a family home?
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:16am
  - dog_eat_dog
    
    Yes. You can only have one family home.
    
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    March 10, 2019 10:17am
  - Shaun the Sheep
    
    You filthy rich capitalist bastard you. /
    You are the reason children are fainting at daycare for lack of food.
    Sir Michael Cullen has a plan to tax you into humility because 9 years of neglect and John Key.
    
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    March 10, 2019 11:41am
    - sooty
      
      Never forget Cullens, DEAD GRANNY TAX!
      He’s coming for you.
      
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      March 10, 2019 12:15pm
      - Shaun the Sheep
        
        But my granny’s been dead since 1968
        I guess I shouldn’t be too cocky though, wouldn’t put it past Cullen to make his tax grab retrospective!
        
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        March 10, 2019 12:23pm
- DigNap15
  
  I don’t know.
  But it just shows how bad a CGT is
  To many fishkooks and too much confusion.
  Too much work for laywers and accounts.
  And for what
  To be fair?
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:59am
- calendar girl
  
  And not everyone wil be able to use the “family home” CGT exemption. If your “family home” (in which, as in our case, you may have lived in the country for 18 years) sits on a land area a little more than 4,500 m², you will pay CGT on sale as if the property was providing rental income. There are thousands of up-to-10-acre “family home” blocks throughout NZ (10 acres = 40, 500 m² approximately), and each will be caught on sale by the intended CGT.
  
  That’s the kind of mean-spirited approach that is favoured enthusiastically by Cullen, Ardern & co. They won’t have any regard for ‘family’ issues or or the unfairness of retrospectivity; they’ll just give you a choice of paying CGT on your family home if you choose to stay, or selling up and moving in the near future.
  
  These people leading our country are evil in the manner that they choose to tamper with the deep-rooted social fabric of well-established rural communities. All in their never-ending quest to implement their agenda against so-called “rich pricks” who are always in their sights.
  
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  March 10, 2019 11:43am
  - Tall Man
    
    I could be wrong but I am fairly sure it is only on the land value.
    
    It may be different where you are but generally 5 acres around here aren’t worth a lot more than 1 acre and trust me, it isn’t a difficult to “value” these blocks ….well.
    
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    March 10, 2019 6:05pm
    - calendar girl
      
      How would one value the house separately from the the land on which it stands permanently?
      
      In any event, what I’ve read indicates that a home on a block of land greater that 4,50o sq. metres will not qualify as a “family home”. I would love it to be otherwise. Even though there would be minimal immediate value added (post the forthcoming “valuation day”) the prospect posed by the arbitrary “4,500 sq. metres cut-off point will queer the pitch in negotiations on price in the near future for the sale of our non-“family-home” residence.
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:27pm
CharlieBrown

Man society is regressing so fast. We are now book burners – look at the michael jackson hysteria; the simpsons are pulling the episode with him in it and MSN are removing him from their music stations. And combine that with racist, sexist, phobic biggots demanding special treatment for women, anyone that isn’t white and anyone that isn’t straight all because deep down they arrogantly think those people are lesser than straight white men. We persecute people who make jokes, we persecute people that criticize any religion other than christianity. If you disagree with biggoted behaviour you are labeled trolls – we have banks closing down accounts because they don’t like your politics. With MeeToo politics you are guilty until proven innocent (its just ironic that a bunch of holywood cucks are being snagged with their hypocritical behaviour). It didn’t happen in 1984, but it has happened in 2019.
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March 10, 2019 9:02am
- Universal Smith
  
  The amazing thing is that those doing it self identify as liberal, progressive and tolerant. We are in the midst of a new dark age.
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:06am
  - CharlieBrown
    
    Thats why we shouldn’t use those words on them. We should use the words that accurately describe them and/or their behavior: Regressive, bigoted, fascist, authoritarian, backwards, violent etc. So when someone calls the greens liberal correct them – they are authoritarian. When a leftist self-identifies as progressive correct them and let them know they are regressive. When a leftist calls for diversity policies correct the term and let them know it is bigoted, racist, sexist or phobic policies. Give back the real meaning to those words.
    
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    March 10, 2019 12:00pm
    - Tall Man
      
      That’s a good post young man.
      
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      March 10, 2019 6:06pm
    - Universal Smith
      
      CharlieBrown, exactly. Don’t let them change and control the language.
      
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      March 10, 2019 7:34pm
- Odakyu-sen
  
  First they burn books, then they burn people…
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:17am
  - Maggy Wassilieff
    
    Both will contribute to CO2 emissions.
    
    Spare the books and Eat the People
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:24am
    - Universal Smith
      
      Motörhead – Eat The Rich
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:30am
JibberJabber

So while NZs laziest PM and laziest government takes the weekend off, Judith is out and about spreading the word…in their (Labours) heartland.

Judith Collins shared a post.
16 hrs ·
So enjoyable at Wildfoods Festival today in Hokitika. Great seeing so many New Zealand National Party MPs out listening to New Zealanders and supporting such a great event.

Number of Labour MPs present: 0
Number of Greens MPs present: 0
Number of NZ First MPs present: 0
Number of NZ National MPs present: 6

Great to support the good people of the West Coast and the excellent people at Westland District Council and Mayor
Bruce Smith.
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March 10, 2019 9:27am
- Universal Smith
  
  “(Labours) heartland.”
  
  The haters, wreckers, inbreds and ferals Helen spoke about?
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:33am
- fernglas
  
  To be fair, most of the Greens would have choked on the food. I could hear the screams of suffering huhu grubs from up here.
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:29am
  - Northland Wahine
    
    I’m sure they would have washed it down with Chardonnay or Pinot Gris.
    
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    March 10, 2019 10:32am
    - Gravelroad
      
      Or the milk from Shane’s Westland dairy factory?
      The Greens should lobby Shane to spend his $B on a nut milk farm and factory rather than those awful cows (and people who look after cows).
      
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      March 10, 2019 11:39am
      - david
        
        Have you ever tried to milk an almond? I was all thumbs and fat fingers. It was hell I tell you.
        
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        March 10, 2019 2:44pm
    - Twinkletoes
      
      Prosecco, surely.
      
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      March 10, 2019 4:00pm
  - JibberJabber
    
    “Well, Clarice… have the Huhus` stopped screaming?”
    
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    March 10, 2019 12:08pm
  - backster
    
    You don’t think they would have gorged the big fat grilled snails then.
    
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    March 10, 2019 12:11pm
    - sooty
      
      Nah! They killed them all off with Pike River!
      
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      March 10, 2019 12:18pm
cas

Casual observations from a trip to Auckland over the last few days.
1 Why would anyone use the light rail, which as I understand doesn’t even go to the airport directly, when the bus in took 40 minutes at 6pm and the one to the airport 28 minutes.
2 It doesn’t look like Jacinda has walked down Queen Street for a while. Lots of homeless late at night and early in the morning sleeping on benches so the real homeless.
3 Observed a construction site while having breakfast. About 14 people milling around, no-one doing much work for 40 minutes and 2 having an argument that lasted 25 minutes. In China and Singapore they would have added an extra floor in that time.
4 I hadn’t been to Auckland for a couple of years but it seemed to me that the same streets were closed due to the city rail link and not much progress had been made.

And it rained!!
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March 10, 2019 9:31am
- MCos
  
  The rain is a relief from the relentless sunshine, sunshine!
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:40am
  - lifesgood
    
    True, but please let it be but a temporary relief.
    
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    March 10, 2019 12:15pm
- Inandout
  
  cas, I must say I remember Queen St when it was the hub of Auckland and Friday nights were a sight to behold. Racing from one set of the lights to the next was a pastime for many hoons, but the quality and variety of shops was the main attraction. I rarely venture into that area now as it is so depressing and I wonder how long will it be before it is another LA or SanFranciso.
  
  https://la.curbed.com/2018/2/22/17040682/homeless-encampments-los-angeles-cleanup
  
  https://www.businessinsider.com.au/why-is-san-francisco-so-dirty-2018-2?r=US&IR=T
  
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  March 10, 2019 11:34am
  - SGA
    
    cas, I must say I remember Queen St when it was the hub of Auckland and Friday nights were a sight to behold.
    
    Serious question – how long ago was that? As far back as the 80’s (from my memory) Queen St itself was pretty boring on a Friday night. What centre city night life there was, was away from the main drag.
    
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    March 10, 2019 11:42am
    - sooty
      
      Why would you go to the CBD?
      Plenty of shops in the malls?
      Just fill up with petrol before you leave the country side!
      Don’t donate to that fool goof!
      
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      March 10, 2019 12:21pm
    - Inandout
      
      Yeah, maybe the 70s.
      
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      March 10, 2019 1:20pm
    - Pascal
      
      Early 2000s, the area around the bottom part if Queen Street, around the Dilworth building, etc.
      
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      March 10, 2019 4:35pm
- lifesgood
  
  Can’t argue with your observations and I am an Aucklander who loves the city. It is a disgrace how the central city has become a slum and all the mayor can think about is cyclists and make it as miserable as possible for cars and not about cleaning up the central city cesspit.
  
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  March 10, 2019 12:17pm
All_on_Red

On International Women’s Day, President Putin praised Russian women
‘“You manage everything at work and at home, whilst staying beautiful, bright, and charming,” Putin said, adding that “It is hard to imagine the history and development of our country without the contribution of the great Russian women.”

“What does a young woman need to maintain her figure? Three things: a workout machine, a masseuse and a suitor,” said Putin.
“Our women’s ability to achieve success is remarkable. You manage to cope with everything at work and take care of the family. Your love unites, encourages, supports, consoles makes us feel warm,” reported Russian state news agency TASS on Putin’s official comments.
“You are destined to go the whole way of creating new life – the miracle of childbirth. This great happiness of motherhood and child-rearing transfigures this world, fills it with kindness, gentleness and sympathy and asserts the traditional values that have always made Russia strong,” Putin said.

Love the part about the three things women need!
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March 10, 2019 9:46am
- Maggy Wassilieff
  
  Oh heck,
  I thought it was our PM that had the low-down on kindness, sympathy and babies…
  don’t tell me she is just mouthing the sentiments of PUTIN.
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:03am
  - Gravelroad
    
    I’m thinking time for another working group –
    What does a young NZ woman need to maintain her figure?
    I’m sure, if asked, Mr Putin could send over a few traditional female consultants to advise on workout machines, massages and suitors.
    Could be the start of a whole new world of kindness….
    
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    March 10, 2019 11:46am
    - sooty
      
      Double wrap that arse!
      
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      March 10, 2019 12:23pm
- DigNap15
  
  Most of the women and young girls in New Zealand need to spend more time on workout machines.
  And less time eating.
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:09am
  - Shaun the Sheep
    
    Pity a few more of our men don’t look like Putin sans shirt too, just saying.
    
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    March 10, 2019 11:48am
    - Tall Man
      
      From memory, your king of guy? 🙂
      
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      March 10, 2019 6:10pm
- JibberJabber
  
  I gotta admit I`ve got a soft spot for Vlad he`s got a sense of humour,
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1va_UUpR-ko
  
  and
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1v2wpD3cbs
  
  LoL.
  
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  March 10, 2019 12:15pm
- Jack5
  
  Putin’s Russia differs from the Soviet Union, which was a leader in the proportion of women doctors and women engineers. It was advanced in some wartime fields as well, such as women combat pilots (for example, the night witches – link below) and women as front-line snipers.
  
  https://youtu.be/6F_poSmlC7o
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:08pm
DigNap15

I’d like to see Farmers come out in masse on the media talking about the proposed CGT.
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March 10, 2019 10:00am
- Paulus Gnome
  
  Don’t tend to vote labour so will be ignored.
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:04am
  - DigNap15
    
    But they need to speak out!
    Otherwise the COL could claim there is not much opposition to it!
    
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    March 10, 2019 10:36am
  - SGA
    
    Don’t tend to vote labour so will be ignored.
    
    And they probably represent a much smaller proportion of the population than they used to? Actually, it wouldn’t surprise if the absolute number of farmers has decreased over the last 50 years what with larger, more factory-style farming. On the other hand, there are probably a lot more people involved in horticulture than there were back then – kiwifruit, grapes, avacados, etc.
    
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    March 10, 2019 3:21pm
Manolo

From exile our own stephieboy worries about his mates:
https://news.yahoo.com/blood-knees-defeated-jihadists-still-defiant-160042423.html
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March 10, 2019 10:02am
- Inandout
  
  Spray the bastards with pork fat and then let them rot. They are a plague.
  
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  March 10, 2019 11:37am
Odakyu-sen

The last time I looked, the Russian birthrate was below replacement level.

The elderly need the youth, but the youth don’t need the elderly. Give it time, and the problem will sort itself out.

As the cost of housing falls to the point where a man can support a wife and 3 children on his income (and pay the mortgage), people will start to have larger families.
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March 10, 2019 10:03am
- Paulus Gnome
  
  Or, move to the Socialist Republic of Aotearoa and have the rich pricks or the collective raise as many children as you desire as long as they are not sexed, white or Christian, a disability of history of victimhood (real, imagined or just fantasy) will raise one to the top of the housing list.
  
  Will need to be quick as the rich pricks won’t last long in the new socialist utopia and when the brown stuff hits the fan, those responsible will be held to account once they have been extradited from Grenobe
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:11am
DigNap15

That’s a nice full time job for two people.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/111034523/chasing-meet-the-family-who-became-the-parents-of-eight-kids-overnight-js-

Im someways I admire them.
But who is breeding all those children and not looking after them?
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March 10, 2019 10:08am
- Odakyu-sen
  
  “But who is breeding all those children and not looking after them?”
  
  Breeders are incentivised by:
  – welfare payments in proportion to the number of dependent children
  – agencies who will take away the children (remove the problem) if it all gets to be too much
  – elevation on the “victim,” “neediness” and “moral superiority” ranking
  – a society which does not require people to take responsibility for their actions
  – a society that cannot tolerate the notion of children dying of malnutrition and neglect and will intervene to prevent this
  – a society that does not sterilize parents who allow their children to die of malnutrition and neglect
  – any others?
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:15am
  - Tall Man
    
    Probably but I doubt those who know want the aggro the answer will bring.
    
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    March 10, 2019 10:34am
  - SGA
    
    @Odakyu-sen
    I’m not sure about all your list. Do most countries without welfare payments, agencies and suchlike actually have lower birthrates overall?
    
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    March 10, 2019 3:26pm
- Northland Wahine
  
  My first placement, I took on 7 foster kids Had them for 4 months. Teenagers were hardest to handle, no surprises there. The younger ones were happy to be fed and clothed and allowed to be kids without being constantly yelled at. Routines are always difficult for kids who have known no boundaries. Nowadays 2 is all I take on at one time. Fairer on my own 12 yr old son.
  
  I admire this couple. They’re likely in it for the long haul with this placement. It’s a brave and wonderful thing they do.
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:17am
  - Odakyu-sen
    
    The fostering of children is a noble and selfless act that saves children’s lives; however, does it inhibit the feckless from having more children?
    
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    March 10, 2019 11:23am
  - calendar girl
    
    Well said, NW; it’s a heart-warming story. (And well done yourself in the parallel work that you undertake on a relatively smaller scale!)
    
    Despite all the considerable financial assistance that these foster-parents will be receiving in bringing-up the 8 kids, it would take a spirit of great generosity to commit to the task that they have undertaken.
    
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    March 10, 2019 2:17pm
  - kowtow
    
    NW
    
    It is a brave and wonderful thing that you do.
    
    You know what , yesterday they trotted off a number of NZ women that may or may not be significant , but this country has many unsung heroines, such as yourself who , today on Commonwealth Day,of all days , richly deserve the gongs they give out to the so called Great and Good , you stand head and shoulders above any in those ranks.
    
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    March 10, 2019 10:03pm
Yvette

Having no planned tax policy after nine years in opposition, Labour instituted the Tax Working Group to come up with one and when they deliver there is in fact a vacuum of a couple of months, to be so filled with “mis-information” that Cullen is retained answer instead of Finance Minister, Robertson.

Could someone with a Bachelor of Communication Studies (BCS) in politics and public relations [University of Waikato, graduating in 2001] have done better?
In answering the “mis-information”?
No, in planning the whole process.

Worse than that: here is something to ponder –
Why was there not a similar working committee, a report back, and more than two months opposition “misinformation” period and public debate on the banning of offshore oil and gas exploration?
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March 10, 2019 10:17am
- DigNap15
  
  And the banning of plastic bags.
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:38am
- stigie
  
  Yes Yvette, i am gobsmacked how 3 pies Wood came out and said it was impossible to do a cost benefit analysis of the oil and gas industry.
  I don’t believe this is true what she said, fucking over the industry and the people of Taranaki just for virtue signaling ?
  This will and i hope comes back and bit her hard on her big fat arse !~
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:42am
  - Viking2
    
    According to Peter Dunne the public servants are doting on her.
    Must buy the a lot of pies.
    
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    March 10, 2019 10:56am
Ross12

Is it a case of going around in circles or the fact that nothing changes on the left.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/jo.nova/photo/history/ode-to-welfare.gif

h/t JoNova site
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March 10, 2019 10:20am
BeaB

Paragraph from an article in Quillette about gloss coming off Trudeau. Could it happen here?

“To reiterate: All political parties succumb to realpolitik sooner or later. What makes Trudeau different isn’t that he is less ethical than most of his prime ministerial predecessors. It’s that he ran the first government in Canadian history that not only lectured Canadians about matters of policy, but also consistently instructed them how to live and think—how they should practice feminism, raise children, use pronouns, and seek to absolve their collective sins against Indigenous peoples. The bullying of Wilson-Raybould—which is the way many Canadians have come to regard the way she was treated—isn’t just a scandal in and of itself. It also makes a retroactive mockery of all the sermons we Canadians have had to listen to over the last three years. It feels like showing up early for an appointment with a nutritionist, and catching her wolfing down a whole sleeve of Oreos.”
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March 10, 2019 10:31am
Maggy Wassilieff

How are the Kids marching for Climate-Change going to handle the gross waste/misuse of the World’s resources by visiting Rock Bands:
One Metallica show could power 1,800 homes for a month
https://q1043.iheart.com/featured/jim-kerr-rock-roll-morning-show/content/2017-06-20-heres-what-makes-metallicas-worldwired-tour-their-biggest-ever/

Beautiful people:
https://notalotofpeopleknowthat.wordpress.com/2019/03/09/helicopters-hot-air-and-hypocrisy-of-prince-harry/

Our Green MPs and PM
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12208261
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March 10, 2019 10:37am
- Maggy Wassilieff
  
  And just in case any Correspondence School pupils decide to march…
  perhaps they could consider whether their Principal and teachers need to consume so opulently
  
  https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/110867789/school-spends-12-million-on-overseas-travel-including-business-class-flights-and-five-star-hotels-in-five-years
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:42am
  - Gravelroad
    
    Maggie , our children started their education via the Correspondence School due to distance.
    However, even back then, the rural function of the school was being overtaken in a big way by other demands for service. These included adult learners,
    people in prisons and courses for students in smaller high schools where specialist teachers were not employed.
    So I wouldn’t be at all surprised if some Te Kura students march. Maybe not prisoners – although……
    
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    March 10, 2019 10:58am
    - Maggy Wassilieff
      
      and courses for students in smaller high schools where specialist teachers were not employed.
      
      Not only small high schools…
      My Girls went to Wellington High School (1000+)…a large Co-ed School. My eldest daughter was forced to take Graphics -Yr 13 through Correspondence, even though a senior graphics teacher was on the WHS staff…
      Some lousy time-tabling, I reckon.
      
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      March 10, 2019 11:12am
  - Jack5
    
    In the Correspondence School travel extravagance report Maggy W. links to, is this:
    
    Chief executive Mike Hollings said staff needed to travel overseas “to get people up to speed” with how online systems being adopted by the school work.
    
    The irony is that perhaps the greatest benefit of online systems – the internet generally – is that they allow information flow for learning to flow freely without travel.
    
    To teach kids how to learn online, which should be a core task of a Correspondence School, the teachers themselves have to have face-to-face sessions around the world? Really, Mr Hollings?
    
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    March 10, 2019 11:25am
    - Jack5
      
      The Correspondence School’s online page is mainly in Maori. The 95 per cent of New Zealanders who don’t speak Maori might use the help of an online dictionary.
      
      In addition to Maori there is a classic of NZ Pidgin – the words “My Te Kura”, which is the title given to the school’s online section. “My” is English and “Te Kura” is Maori.
      
      The Correspondence School now calls itself in full Aho o Te Kura Pounamu. Subjects at the school include digital technology and Chinese and Japanese languages, but they are now joined by topics like kaupapa Maori and Samoan language. Perhaps next will be Tongan, Cook Islands Maori, Nieuan, Tokelau’s Foa’i, Fijian, Vanutatu’s Bislama creole, Kiribati – then Tahitian. The 30 or so languages of New Caledonia will be a challenge, though.
      
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      March 10, 2019 11:55am
      - Rachael Membery
        
        Sounds worth 50m. Pfft
        
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        March 10, 2019 1:15pm
      - KevOB
        
        You omitted Niugini with over 700 languages.
        
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        March 10, 2019 1:30pm
DigNap15

Will Ardern have a working group on what stars to bring to NZ next?
Metallica are OK, but I’d prefer Mark Knopfler or Santana.
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March 10, 2019 10:41am
- Tall Man
  
  If she was any good she’d get Dire Straits back together or even raise the missing Beatles up from the dead.
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:16pm
  - Tall Man
    
    So who is the quality musician hating turd who downticked me.
    
    Come on, own up you boring tone deaf coward.
    
    Should I have asked for ardern the liar to resurrect Shirley Temple?
    
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    March 10, 2019 6:19pm
    - Shaun the Sheep
      
      If you can resurrect people, could you please work your kinda magic on Freddy Mercury.
      
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      March 10, 2019 10:16pm
Lee C

The final lame argument in favour of ‘Brandcinda’ – is to claim if you criticise her it’s because deep down you must fancy her….

… is a mysoginistic argument.
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March 10, 2019 10:41am
- Maggy Wassilieff
  
  Truly, I do not fancy her.
  I fancy cats or a decent cup of tea… but I have no wish to spend time with the PM….
  
  However, if I did spend some time with her, I would want to feed her…
  she looks half-starved and is in desperate need of a damn good steak, or a greasy roast, or a fatty boil-up.
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:59am
  - stigie
    
    No thanks, just mung beans and lentils please..?
    
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    March 10, 2019 11:11am
  - Dave Mann
    
    Serious question: is this repulsive creature a vegetarian, or maybe she has a full-on eating disorder like veganism?
    
    I suppose I could look it up, but I’m a bit too lazy and also I don’t want my browser’s cookies to fill me up with ads for vegan food or Ardern news/propaganda snippets.
    
    I’m asking because I’ve met vegans who have that same ghoulish haunted look and I wonder if it a food thing or a personality thing?
    
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    March 10, 2019 12:08pm
    - tui47
      
      Most likely suffering from the original disorder that led to previous hospitalisation.
      
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      March 10, 2019 2:11pm
  - madamezucchininz
    
    ….half the time she looks as if she is in need of a good scrubbing ..along with some shampoo….
    
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    March 10, 2019 1:08pm
    - DigNap15
      
      I just wonder what Clarke Gayford was thinking when he first hooked up with her!
      
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      March 10, 2019 2:24pm
      - Rachael Membery
        
        Really? Same as most predatory men I imagine, wanting to keep ‘score’.
        
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        March 10, 2019 3:55pm
      - Tall Man
        
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0
        
        And..
        
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWQduC6N5OY
        
        He did have options…….hundreds if you believe him.
        
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        March 10, 2019 6:23pm
      - michael_s2
        
        He just gave a snort. And offered her one.
        
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        March 10, 2019 10:36pm
  - Gravelroad
    
    I fancy her – as a backbencher in the opposition which she was for a number of years – with her flat mate Clare.
    They didn’t achieve anything then, but at least did no harm. (plenty of parties, long lunches and trips though.)
    
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    March 10, 2019 3:46pm
    - Tall Man
      
      Spirited Swiss Ball Hughes out of the country….
      
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      March 10, 2019 6:24pm
- waikatogirl
  
  No, I don’t fancy her. I don’t want to look like her, or sound like her, or wear what she wears and I don’t want her job. I am pragmatically aware of my own limitations, unlike Cindy. I doubt we would have anything in common to chat over as her belief in socialism is naive, financially impractical and potentially dangerous for the people in its outcome.
  
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  March 10, 2019 11:46am
- freethinker
  
  I am very critical of jacinderella but should we find ourselves the only remaining humans then the human race would die out
  
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  March 10, 2019 1:30pm
  - lifesgood
    
    You remember those young teenage fumbles, trying to kiss each other while wearing braces and your teeth kept crashing and bashing? It must be like that all the time with her.
    
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    March 10, 2019 5:08pm
Pateke

Been on several road trips recently observing market forces at work. Average price of diesel in Auckland was $1.57, supposedly including the twelve cents per litre tax. Price inGisborne around $1.50, and price here in Waikanae is $1.61.
Now, all Phar Goff wants is 12c/litre. He cares not who paid it.
The retailers will want remain competitive so rather than add 12c/l in Auckland they compete where they can and add a little bit everywhere. Then when it comes time to pay Phar Goff his levy they tot up the number of litres sold in Auckland, and write a cheque. Who is paying for the disaster that is Auckland? We all are. And here we have a government that understands market forces!!
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March 10, 2019 10:53am
- Pascal
  
  Well, the National party did warn us about that. All the times a regional tax was tried befire that is what happened. Labour not understanding or knowing that though…
  
  What is it they say about fools repeating the same thing expecting a different result?
  
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  March 10, 2019 4:41pm
Jack5

Does this style of fighting have a big following in NZ?

A world title match featuring two from New Zealand is likely coming up in mixed-martial-arts fighting, which seems to rival boxing for numbers of TV followers among young Americans. Or should we say one fighter from NZ and now an Australian, and the other from Nigeria and now a New Zealander.

The title fight would be between a New Zealand-born Aussie and a Nigerian-born New Zealander.

The Hooerald today describes how Israel Adesanya, a Nigerian-born New Zealander, beat the Brazilian Anderson Silva to become No. 5 middle-weight in America’s Ultimate Fighting Championship rankings. (The rankings are at the link below.) Silva, known as “the Spider”, earlier was the middleweight champion of the UFC for years.

Adensanya now seems to be close to a match with New Zealand-born Australian Robert Whittaker, who on the night of Adensanya’s win, because of suffering a hernia needing medical attention, withdrew from his UFC middleweight title-defence fight, against Kevin Gastelum.

Whittaker’s father is an Aussie and his mother is a New Zealander with Maori and Samoan ancestry. He says he was “completely raised” in Australia. Whittaker uses the fighting names the Reaper and Bobby Knuckles.

UFC ranking:

https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/ufc-rankings-update-israel-adesanya-is-now-a-top-5-middleweight/

The Hooerald with Adensanya’s background as a Nigerian kid growing up in NZ.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12200000
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March 10, 2019 11:13am
- Tall Man
  
  Not my kind of thing really.
  
  In my opinion it has led to a rise in “king hit” attacks but I have no facts.
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:14pm
  - DigNap15
    
    yes we have far to many big thugs on our streets!
    
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    March 10, 2019 2:25pm
    - Tall Man
      
      Mate…I’m tall, but you are right, I can do “thug” when needed.
      
      Thankfully it’s not needed often these days and hopefully not at all.
      
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      March 10, 2019 6:27pm
Maggie Pie

Just back home from atending Communion at Holy Trinity in Parnel. Always a wonderul experience and a great opportunity to show off a new outfit. Called into Bakers Delight on the way past to get my partner his cinnamon scroll for lunch. Thort i’d try some of ther hot cross buns and will report back on those later. And heres a little tip for all you HXB lovers – never use a knife to cut your buns in half – always tear them by poking your thumbnail thru the middle and then put under the oven grill. That way they absorb about twice as much butter. SOOOO YUMMY!!
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March 10, 2019 11:16am
- Jules99
  
  Their apple and walnut buns are to die for – might pop down and pick up some hot cross buns.
  
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  March 10, 2019 12:40pm
- secondcumming
  
  You managed to attract a downticker there Maggie P.
  Probably an *Atheist*…… or a *Lardarse*! 😎
  
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  March 10, 2019 1:32pm
  - Tall Man
    
    Are you talking about me behind my back again……. 😉
    
    It’s a big back……
    
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    March 10, 2019 2:11pm
- holysheet
  
  What does your god say about you living in sin?
  Not being married must still be frowned upon in such high religious circles?
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:14pm
  - Maggie Pie
    
    As i learned from my days at boarding school Holy – theres nothing a few
    ‘Hail Marys’ wont fix 🙂
    
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    March 10, 2019 2:29pm
    - Tall Man
      
      You sound just like the awesome kind of woman/women that I am glad I met in my youth and younger days that helped me become the man I am today.
      
      On behalf of well adjusted men I thank you 🙂
      
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      March 10, 2019 6:30pm
Swifty

stigie, please attend this riot of pussies and report back to us.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/111160356/pussy-riot-set-to-perform-in-nelson
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March 10, 2019 11:17am
- sooty
  
  May they stage it under the bus shelter with no roof in the rain!
  
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  March 10, 2019 12:30pm
stigie

I will ring the SLG and see if she can come down and present me with a free ticket.
I have a mate who does TV3 camera work so will try and get the presentation to head the news at 6pm on one night this week Swifty !~
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March 10, 2019 11:28am
- Swifty
  
  Good man.
  
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  March 10, 2019 11:30am
  - stigie
    
    Swifty:- i will attend the riot of pussies and report back..?
    
    Always obliging !~
    
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    March 10, 2019 11:41am
- Maggy Wassilieff
  
  But you are a pale, stale male…
  
  I think you’d better send the neighbour’s kiddies to pick up your ticket at the photoshoot.
  
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  March 10, 2019 11:49am
  - stigie
    
    “But you are a pale, stale male…”
    
    You forgot old Maggy but proud to be all the same.
    Im also proud of is not asking the government for any handouts my whole life so we can support the not so well off and of course the down right bludgers !~
    
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    March 10, 2019 12:15pm
    - Tall Man
      
      If we can say it we aren’t….
      
      Stale….
      
      And after this summer, who the hell can still be pale.
      
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      March 10, 2019 6:35pm
      - Scooter
        
        Jacinda looked very pale after her summer break, was she inside the whole time vacuuming?
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:11pm
Jack5

NZ’s Politically Correct mob, the Leftist social activists, have begun persecuting themselves as all revolutionaries do. Think of Robespierre in France, Stalin in Russia.

Allegations from within Diversity Works, the Government-funded organisation which teaches workplaces how to promote diversity and prevent discrimination:

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12210513
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March 10, 2019 12:11pm
- Tall Man
  
  You’re brain would never be so warped that you’d think of making this shit up for fun.
  
  PC ism is a wonderful thing isn’t it.
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:05pm
  - Tall Man
    
    Did I get the downtick because I left out the question mark?
    
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    March 10, 2019 6:36pm
- Universal Smith
  
  “have begun persecuting themselves as all revolutionaries do”
  
  1. Yes they will eventually destroy themselves.
  
  2. No they are not revolutionary. They are repeating the same old tired authoritarian mantra inflicted on humanity for over 100 years.
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:23pm
- Inandout
  
  Diversity socialists eventually disappear up their own arsehole. Oh the joy.
  
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  March 10, 2019 4:25pm
Suze Wainwright

A little bird told me that NZ First’s MPs and senior officials have been summoned back to headquarters to discuss their internal poll.

Shane Jones was the most visibly upset and disappointed when after searching high and low he couldn’t find any dancers…
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March 10, 2019 12:23pm
- sooty
  
  Oh dear, OH DEAR!
  It can’t be good news, if they are out on a sunday! Thank you! There is a god after all!
  
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  March 10, 2019 12:33pm
  - Rachael Membery
    
    With lawyer? That’s what happened last time.
    
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    March 10, 2019 6:08pm
    - Keeping Stock
      
      More likely that they’re going into damage control mode over the revelations of a RGF grant to an organisation Jones has been closely involved with…
      
      https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/111154992/shane-jones-provided-reassurance-to-ministers-despite-declaring-conflict?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
      
      This looks to have legs, and will be a real test of the PM’s mettle, and the relationship between Labour and NZF.
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:18pm
- tui47
  
  Perhaps we will see some changes to Winston’s position on the CGT? If they have been called back to discuss then we can expect some changes to what NZ First are currently doing.
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:14pm
  - Tall Man
    
    Possibly but more likely to be sharing out the “baubles”.
    
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    March 10, 2019 2:33pm
    - sooty
      
      Would you recon that Whiney will be looking at supporting Golli Gs screwing of the scrum?
      
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      March 10, 2019 4:02pm
      - Viking2
        
        Wonder which one is screwing GollyG then?
        
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        March 10, 2019 5:30pm
      - Tall Man
        
        The “scrum Viking”…didn’t you read what he said? 😉
        
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        March 10, 2019 6:38pm
- DigNap15
  
  Well I filled in their questionnaire on CGT tax on their website!
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:27pm
Ross12

I wonder if the PM likes Bill Gates’s favourite info graphic ?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-09/bill-gates-triggers-left-hate-facts
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March 10, 2019 12:50pm
- mandk
  
  I’m sure she would think the colours are nice.
  
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  March 10, 2019 3:32pm
  - waikatogirl
    
    Cindy will have to wait till QT when Simon tells her what the pretty graphs mean. Cindy can then hint at racism to shut down the discussion. ?
    
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    March 10, 2019 4:50pm
Longknives

Is anyone in the Media going to ask Jacinda ‘I brought Metallica to New Zealand’ Ardern if she supports Bear Hunting?

https://www.itv.com/news/2014-06-06/petition-held-to-ban-metallica-from-glastonbury-over-bear-hunting-tv-show/

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/metallica-dress-up-as-murderous-bears-in-short-film-63926/

Yep- Hetfield is a Right Wing sport and trophy hunter. (Just like Ted Nugent!)
Oh dear- How awkward once your friends the Greens find out Jacinda!
Eugenie and co will NOT be pleased-It would be hilarious watching Jacinda backtrack on all the credit she has been taking…. (Even though anyone with half a brain knows she had nothing to do with them touring here)
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March 10, 2019 1:19pm
Inandout

The Cortez creature reminds me so much of our PM, even the way both were schooled in what to say in public (ours by Helen), and the utter ignorance of fiscal reality. This guy summed up AOC and it is frightening what is happening in New York.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h5iv6sECGU&feature=youtu.be
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March 10, 2019 1:25pm
- Pascal
  
  And getting a blowjob style feature on tv as they all gush over how wonderful and fantastic and s.m.r.t Cortez is.
  
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  March 10, 2019 4:45pm
- Tall Man
  
  adern the liar with a different accent?
  
  I wonder…do mikey and the rest of the boneheads get all excited about her as they do adern the media whore?
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:00pm
MrTips

It’s raining down outside and that’s a good thing. So one good drop deserves another, time to drop some important questions:

Is any member of the hub of news folk guilty of drug offences?

Is any member of the media guilty of having sexual relations with married MPs, whilst at the same time reporting on them, in any light?

Is any member of the media guilty of collusion with any members of the current govt to keep important and consequential facts out of the public arena?

If any of the above is verifiably true, and that’s an impt IF, does anyone have the stones to publicly report it? The 4th estate needs to be trusted after all.
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March 10, 2019 1:54pm
- Maggie Pie
  
  Well Mr Tips i just showed my partner yor comment and he said – never ask a quetion you dont no the answer to. Now we’re both looking forward to further posts from you on thiese matters 🙂
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:13pm
  - Tall Man
    
    Ask Barry Soper. Although aged and decrepit like many of us here, he does have a few pearls tucked away…or so I have heard… 🙂
    
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    March 10, 2019 7:02pm
- Universal Smith
  
  The deciders will decide what we know.
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:15pm
Maggy Wassilieff

Some decent rain in Gizzy this weekend….so it’s time to get planting organised.
Finally have got hold of a grafted avocado to plant….
but where?…. not much space left on my slightly less than 4,500m2 section…..and I still want a couple of decent persimmon trees…
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March 10, 2019 2:27pm
- Universal Smith
  
  “4,500m2 section”
  
  That needs a good taxing 😉
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:37pm
  - Maggy Wassilieff
    
    I’m tempted to vote Labour this time around.
    
    Imagine if a CGT does go on those 7670 lifestyle blocks around Gizzy.
    http://gisborneherald.co.nz/localnews/3990224-135/lifestyle-block-shock
    
    Some folks are going to be mightily pissed off and might consider settling for a smaller section that doesn’t have a CGT.
    
    And all those folks that decide a quarter acre isn’t large enough for their pig dogs, boats, caravans, sleep-outs, chooks, and Captain Cookers might start looking favourably on our little patch of paradise.
    
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    March 10, 2019 3:46pm
    - Tall Man
      
      However, there is a downside…
      
      I’ll let you find it.
      
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      March 10, 2019 7:25pm
- Tall Man
  
  We have a couple…avos not acres and reckon they need about..a lot of space. 4.5m diameter plus and a lot of sun so well away from another tree that could shade the tree.
  
  Make sense?
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:05pm
Manolo

Two anti-American politicians disagree:
https://nypost.com/2019/03/08/ilhan-omar-obamas-a-pretty-face-who-got-away-with-murder/

Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar ripped former President Barack Obama in an interview published Friday, belittling his “pretty face” and saying his agenda of hope and change was an illusion.

She cited the “caging of kids” at the Mexican border and the “droning of countries around the world” on Obama’s watch — and argued that he wasn’t much different from President Trump.
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March 10, 2019 2:27pm
DigNap15

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12211273

Why do so many rich people who own bmws commit robberies?
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March 10, 2019 2:29pm
- Maggie Pie
  
  Dont no that thats quite true DN15. The Indian guy that owns our local diary was telling my partner he just bought a ‘730i BMW’ from Turner Auction at under 5k.
  To be honest we would never be seen dead in one these days.
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:41pm
  - alwyn
    
    You thought happily of the old days when only “nice” people travelled in such cars did you?
    Nowadays they let anyone into the back seats of those limos.
    
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    March 10, 2019 2:58pm
    - Tall Man
      
      I have no idea to whom you are referring.
      
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      March 10, 2019 7:27pm
- Universal Smith
  
  Maybe they want the same leniency that white collar criminals enjoy if caught?
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:43pm
- alwyn
  
  Just wait till you get the first routine service bill for your BMW 650 Gran Coupe.
  You’ll be looking for a second job too.
  
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  March 10, 2019 2:55pm
  - Universal Smith
    
    Yep. If you can’t afford a new German car you certainly can’t afford a secondhand one.
    
    The purchase price is the cheapest part on an old BMW
    
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    March 10, 2019 3:05pm
    - Odakyu-sen
      
      “Buying a BMW was the second-happiest day of my life.”
      “What was your happiest day?”
      “When I sold it!”
      
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      March 10, 2019 4:08pm
  - Maggie Pie
    
    my partner was saying it sounds like wer’e going to have to be doubly vigilent when we go to the indian dairy now then. Imagine how many items theyll be double-scanning just to keep that heap on the road 🙁
    
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    March 10, 2019 3:14pm
- Tall Man
  
  For the feelz?
  
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  March 10, 2019 4:57pm
- waikatogirl
  
  BMW probably stolen for the armed robbery job?
  
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  March 10, 2019 6:14pm
MrTips

LOL. Marja Lubeck caught out taking flights of fancy on winter energy payments: https://mobile.twitter.com/MarjaLubeck/status/1104520758758236160

Why do they keep making stuff up?
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March 10, 2019 3:13pm
- Gravelroad
  
  Errr so is she saying people have cold showers, or no showers, all through summer so they can have warm ones in winter?
  I have another suggestion to save water heating power in winter as well:
  Get a tin bath
  Light fire (inside fireplace)
  Heat large pots of water on fire
  Fill up tin bath with water
  Have bath (once a week)
  This was what many people did decades ago.
  Oh wait – maybe not allowed to have fires due to smoke pollution causing climate change.
  Best go for gas heating then …..
  First import gas…..
  
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  March 10, 2019 3:59pm
  - stigie
    
    Back to coal Gravelroad..?
    
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    March 10, 2019 4:05pm
- Tall Man
  
  Umm, they’re useless arseholes….
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:37pm
Universal Smith

More from our fair and balanced NZ media:

Journalism Has a Problem – It’s Called Capitalism!
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March 10, 2019 3:19pm
- Longknives
  
  Ha Ha these fucking Left Wing parasites are desperate for the Govt to come in and bail them out…
  
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  March 10, 2019 3:56pm
  - Universal Smith
    
    And this government might. Look at the crazy amount given to the official Labour Party propaganda network, RNZ.
    
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    March 10, 2019 3:58pm
- The Heat
  
  Journalism’s main problem is that propoganda is not something an end user will pay for, however a ruling political class certainly would, which explains a lot.
  
  When journalists are not indulging in propoganda, they’re often offering womens-mag level gossip, also something few end-users will pay for.
  
  There are a few journalists and commentators who do remain above all this, but, from what I can see, that pool appears to be rather small. I’ll gladly pay for analysis and thoughtful commentary from such people.
  
  Hopefully a new form of media will emerge.
  
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  March 10, 2019 4:20pm
  - Tall Man
    
    Here is your problem.
    
    “Journalism supports democracy & democracy supports journalism.”
    
    They’re so full of shit they can’t even smell themselves.
    
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    March 10, 2019 7:44pm
- Maggy Wassilieff
  
  You could have put warning up that this article was just another begging letter…
  Send money now (not that we think Capitalism works, tho’)
  
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  March 10, 2019 4:28pm
Happychappy

Labour and the Unions thought they could scare landlords with rules that have cost several thousands of dollars but now the boots on the other foot with landlords saying to tenants if Labour are the next Government expect large rent increases they https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2019/03/landlord-s-call-to-scare-tenants-into-not-voting-for-labour.amp.html
cry wolf.
It is alright for Unions to fund Labour and hold the country to ransom but the moment anyone fights back they cry it’s illegal.
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March 10, 2019 3:30pm
- Universal Smith
  
  Like any business they will pass costs on to the customer. This simple fact has eluded the left for over a century.
  
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  March 10, 2019 3:46pm
Southern Raider

Just helped a very troubled middle aged women in the street and talked to her for about 20 mins

She has serious serious mental issues and major conspiracy theories about everything

Apart from community risk I think it’s really unfair that she’s chucked into a open community situation without any real support. She should actually be in residential care

Where is Cindy on helping people with serious real needs like this?
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March 10, 2019 4:22pm
- Universal Smith
  
  “She has serious serious mental issues and major conspiracy theories about everything”
  
  You should have just returned her to the Labour Party offices. Cindy will be missing her.
  
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  March 10, 2019 4:29pm
- Maggy Wassilieff
  
  Still analysing the submissions on their Government Inquiry
  https://mentalhealth.inquiry.govt.nz/
  
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  March 10, 2019 4:31pm
  - Southern Raider
    
    Is that the fourth working group on this one topic or we up to the fifth
    
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    March 10, 2019 4:37pm
  - Rachael Membery
    
    I wonder how the chat went between Jacinda and Dave McPherson and ex-wife?
    
    As a politician, albeit on the Hamilton City Council and being on the Waikaot DHB as well as being on the nether side of the equation after losing their son, could actually be helpful on the working group.
    
    I was slightly put off when they were going for compensation (monetary) but perhaps being consulted would also be a salve.
    
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    March 10, 2019 5:31pm
- Odakyu-sen
  
  Perhaps she could become one of the regulars on Kiwiblog…
  
  “The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory, is that conspiracy theorists believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting.
  The truth is far more frightening – Nobody is in control.”
  
  –Alan Moore
  
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  March 10, 2019 4:47pm
  - Longknives
    
    “Where is Cindy on helping people with serious real needs like this?”
    
    Cindy has moved from a stern frowny face to a head tilt and a really,really serious frowny face!
    
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    March 10, 2019 4:50pm
    - Tall Man
      
      Be careful…you’ll get the frowny face.
      
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      March 10, 2019 7:51pm
- Southern Raider
  
  All jokes aside about alignment to left voters
  
  Mental health issues can be devastating for the person, family and community yet 18 months on we have Shane Jones chucking cash for no results, student lolly scrambles etc
  
  A small percentage of that money could have made a real difference
  
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  March 10, 2019 4:55pm
Maggy Wassilieff

Well, this sounds like a fun type of club…
It has “bizarre rituals that require members, when they are greeting a new member … to make guttural noises and beat their chests … like Tarzan calling on Jane”.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/mar/09/julian-burnside-greens-kooyong-candidate-quits-all-male-social-club
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March 10, 2019 4:38pm
- Odakyu-sen
  
  “I don’t want to be a member of a club that would have me as a member.”
  
  Groucho Marx
  
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  March 10, 2019 4:43pm
- Longknives
  
  Labour Party members call each other ‘Comrade’ at meetings!
  To me that’s just as fucking weird as Tarzan calls…
  
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  March 10, 2019 4:52pm
- Nostradamus
  
  From the article that Maggy linked to:
  
  According to the club’s website, membership is by invitation and “offered to gentlemen who are able to embrace the Club’s ethos and who enjoy good fellowship”. “Ladies guests are welcome at the club at many functions and are always welcome at the Club after 4.30pm on weekdays,” it says.
  
  Is Morrissey a member? If it was Club Breen, then there would be just one male member and lots of “ladies guests” after 4.30pm on weekdays!
  
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  March 10, 2019 6:19pm
  - Maggy Wassilieff
    
    lots of “ladies guests” after 4.30pm on weekdays
    
    I haven't noticed any of the "ladies" on KB being in anyway interested in Morrissey Breen's plaintive pleas to visit "Chez Breen"
    
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    March 10, 2019 6:25pm
    - Nostradamus
      
      Between Morrissey’s “invitations”, and Stephieboy’s perverted underwear size requests, you’re spoilt for choice at Kiwiblog, Maggy!
      
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      March 10, 2019 6:31pm
      - Maggy Wassilieff
        
        I do believe I was also invited to Johnboy’s pool party once, but I must have had a diary clash on that particular sheep-dipping day.
        
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        March 10, 2019 7:14pm
    - Swifty
      
      Women enter Chez Breen, but they never come out…..
      
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      March 10, 2019 6:40pm
      - Captain Mainwaring
        
        Speaking of ‘Chez Breen’, where is the fucker?
        Is he ill? Yes we know he is in a mental sense, but how is he physically?
        
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        March 10, 2019 7:15pm
      - stigie
        
        Physically rooted from women entering Chez Breen ?
        
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        March 10, 2019 7:21pm
  - Tall Man
    
    Lady guests..
    
    I don’t think so.
    
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    March 10, 2019 7:53pm
Captain Mainwaring

Further proof that we have to get rid of these lunatics before we really are in the same basket as Venezuela.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/111168958/capital-gains-tax-should-be-just-the-start-says-green-coleader-marama-davidson
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March 10, 2019 4:57pm
- Southern Raider
  
  Our very own AOC
  
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  March 10, 2019 5:00pm
  - Tall Man
    
    Really, one looks like the front of mr Ed and the other looks like the rear and neither have as much sense as Mr Ed but at least you can’t see the wires in their mouths.
    
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    March 10, 2019 7:54pm
- Inandout
  
  Omar and OAC are out to destroy the US with their anti Jewish tirades. The hooded Omar’s family hailed from Kenya and enjoyed all the benefits and education that the US gave. She now shits on her fellow Americans and Pelosi dare not even mention Omar’s name in her excuse for the anti Israel tirade. Trump indeed looks set for another win.
  
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  March 10, 2019 5:14pm
  - Tall Man
    
    As does Simon Bridges…
    
    NZ Back on Track 2020…..
    
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    March 10, 2019 7:56pm
- Shaun the Sheep
  
  Oh dear, I read that quickly and thought it said Greens colander.
  Would that be the same thing?, or something else.
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:31pm
Viking2

A young woman was about to finish her first year of university.

Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be Labour Party minded, and she was very much in favour of higher taxes to support her education and for more government programs – in other words, the redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch blue-ribbon Conservative, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had attended, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harboured a selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors must be the truth, and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing at university.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 90% average, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn’t even have time for a boyfriend, and didn’t really have many university friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, “How is your friend Audrey doing?” She replied, “Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies and she barely has a 50% average. She is so popular on campus; university for her is a blast. She’s always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn’t even show up for classes because she’s too hung over.”

Her wise father asked his daughter, “Why don’t you go to the Dean’s office and ask him to deduct 20% off your average and give it to your friend who only has 50%. That way you will both have a 70% average, it would be fair and you would both be equal.”

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father’s suggestion, angrily fired back, “That’s a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I’ve worked really hard for my grades! I’ve invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!”

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, “Welcome to the Conservative side of the fence.”
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If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between Conservative and Labour/Greens, I’m all ears.

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Conservative supporter doesn’t like guns, she/he doesn’t buy one.
If a Labour/Green doesn’t like guns, they want all guns outlawed.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, she/he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Labour/Green is a vegetarian, she/he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Conservative is gay, she/he quietly leads his life.
If a Labour/Green is gay, she/he demands legislated respect.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, she/he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Labour/Green wonders who is going to take care of her/him.

If a Conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, she/he switches channels.
Labour/Greens demand that those they don’t like should be banned.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, she/he doesn’t go to church.
A Labour/Green non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
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If a Conservative reads this, they will forward it so their friends can have a good laugh.
A LABOUR/ GREEN WILL DELETE IT

BECAUSE HE/SHE IS OUTRAGED.
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March 10, 2019 5:12pm
- Odakyu-sen
  
  Here’s one.
  
  A Conservative thinks that the Labour/Greens are foolish.
  The Labour/Greens thinks that Conservatives are evil.
  
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  March 10, 2019 5:23pm
  - Odakyu-sen
    
    A corrollary:
    
    A Conservative thinks: “You Labour/Greens are silly. Can’t you see that this will only make things worse…”
    
    A Labour/Green thinks: “You Conservatives are evil and are an enemy of the People. You should be thrown in jail or otherwise made to disappear!”
    
    I ask you: which of the two above is the more dangerous? Which one is more likely to harm their fellow citizens?
    
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    March 10, 2019 5:47pm
- mikenmildagain
  
  That’s pretty cool, V2. Can I play?
  
  If a conservative doesn’t agree with murder, he or she doesn’t murder anyone
  If a liberal doesn’t agree with murder, he or she asks for murder to be illegal
  
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  March 10, 2019 6:30pm
  - Tall Man
    
    WTF are you taking?
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:10pm
- Tall Man
  
  They’ve got their eye on you….
  
  I’d say eyes but it seems they are all one eyed bastards….
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:08pm
RW Capitalist

Just read that Lake Superior is 94% frozen over, first time in 4yrs that, at this time of year, it’s been more than 90%, at this time of year.
Global warming???
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March 10, 2019 5:13pm
- sooty
  
  Global change, silly man!
  They had to change the name, because there is four seasons per year!
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:23pm
Happychappy

Jamie Lee Ross has hooked the media in his bid to create a sympathy vote with a interview on his big meltdown. Seems funny Labour and Winston are taking a smashing in their internal polls and the media wheel out Jamie to lead them back to National and Simon Bridges again.
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March 10, 2019 5:23pm
Odakyu-sen

And I thought Japanese were too close to their food…

Bagelwars!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF4Pm9KTGY0
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March 10, 2019 5:40pm
- Muttonbird
  
  Are you commenting from Japan right now, Odakyu?
  
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  March 10, 2019 6:40pm
  - Odakyu-sen
    
    No. In sunny Orakei.
    
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    March 10, 2019 6:43pm
    - Muttonbird
      
      Japanese husband then?
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:48pm
      - Tall Man
        
        What’s it like to be alone.. Hang on, no one cares..my mistake.
        
        NZ on the way back 2020.
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:49pm
- waikatogirl
  
  Now I want a bagel with salmon and cream cheese! ?
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:11pm
Muttonbird

Marama Davidson says any CGT the government decides to introduce is just the start.

The resistance to the capital gains tax by the wealthy elite, who often own multiple properties, shows that our political system is still held hostage by the people who benefit from an unregulated housing market.

– Marama Davidson

I’d agree our political system is held hostage by the wealthy elite because they are the ones with the voice and the time with which to exercise it.

https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/111168958/capital-gains-tax-should-be-just-the-start-says-green-coleader-marama-davidson

If the next government is Labour/Green then the rich pricks are going to get a severe kick in the gonads.

Bring it on!
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March 10, 2019 6:38pm
- Swifty
  
  That’s right, under Labour and the Greens those who NZers who have been successful in life must be punished – and their wealth confiscated and given to Labour and Green party supporters.
  
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  March 10, 2019 6:43pm
- Maggy Wassilieff
  
  Do you reckon Labour/Greens will make good use of the rich pricks’ taxes?
  
  Do you believe L/G will distribute the tax loot fairly?
  
  Do you think one load of rich pricks will be replaced by another lot of rich pricks?
  
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  March 10, 2019 6:43pm
- Southern Raider
  
  Pol Pot had similar views
  
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  March 10, 2019 6:46pm
- MrTips
  
  LOL. The definition of wealthy used by Davidson would include her, Jimmy, JAG and anyone in govt.
  
  Davidson is deranged, a liar (what happened about her false Facebook death threats?) and bears an uncanny resemblance to the leader of the gang of 4.
  
  She’s nuTs.
  
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  March 10, 2019 6:57pm
- dog_eat_dog
  
  What if – and this is a long bow so hear me out – what if the all objections to the CGT aren’t being driven by property-owning monsters, and in fact a fair chunk was coming from either people who have taken a risk and employed people through businesses they’ve mortgaged their houses to get off the ground, or experienced tax and accounting professionals who can see massive issues with the taxes themselves and whether they’re likely to achieve their stated aims, let alone the kind of perverse incentives they’ll trigger?
  
  Because I can’t help but feel the fact that the politician, academics, economists and unionists who voted for the main report kind of lack the authority on these matters that the former IRD Deputy Commissioner, a former tax partner and the business group representative have. And that, perhaps – again, a massive leap here – their refusal to endorse the type of taxation by envy method of tax reform the report proposes might actually be quite telling of something: namely that the people splashing about in the shallow end of the pool might want to listen to the lifeguards before they go to the deep end to piss in it.
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:07pm
  - DigNap15
    
    Yes most poor people I have met, would like to be rich.
    (including me)
    
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    March 10, 2019 7:33pm
    - nasska
      
      But most of them are work shy & risk adverse so they stay poor & envious.
      
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      March 10, 2019 7:37pm
    - Odakyu-sen
      
      Being rich won’t make you happy, but it will get you a better class of enemy.
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:29pm
      - Rachael Membery
        
        or drug.
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:54pm
  - Tall Man
    
    You’re on to it.
    
    Those that trade in assets on a regular basis already calculate the tax liability long before they start the investment.
    
    The bulk, the vast bulk, of those that will be hurt by a CGT are mum & dad investors who have gone out on a limb in the hope of bettering their lives and managed to provide a home for someone else in the interim.
    
    Yep muttonturd, smash em all.
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:32pm
- Captain Mainwaring
  
  Muttonbrain, have you ever worked out if your ideal Government was to take all the money off the top 2% ‘rich pricks’ and spread it across everyone else, the net result is that everyone would get about $2000?
  And 99% of the bludgers would piss it away within a month or two.
  And your hero Marama Davidson thinks this is going to work.
  Get a life you useless bastard.
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:21pm
  - Tall Man
    
    Remember she took back the one word that describes her so well.
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:36pm
- rightoverlabour
  
  Don’t engage with this racist fuckwit. Thinks necklacing is a good idea. I won’t respond to any more of his fuckwittery, ever. Just downtick and report.
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:57pm
  - Tall Man
    
    Necklacing is a good idea I think, I need to see what effect it has on a muttonturd before I make a final decision…..
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:40pm
  - Muttonbird
    
    Umm. You are a white guy from SA. You are the racist.
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:47pm
    - Tall Man
      
      Including these two…..
      
      https://www.cfr.org/blog/winnies-death-reignites-criticism-nelson-mandelas-legacy
      
      I guess you’re onto something…
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:05pm
- Universal Smith
  
  Mutter, that thinking is what made the USSR, Romania and Cambodia such a great place to live for the average worker.
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:09pm
- Tall Man
  
  Hey SFB, who wins, those with or without the money?
  
  Who wins, those with a crook and a liar at the helm or those with a smart man/woman with experience?
  
  Who sees the destruction of a group of the citizens in their own country as a win…
  
  A useless indigent little scab like yourself.
  
  Remember, the bulk of the people who own a second home or a holiday home are just ordinary kiwis who have worked a little harder than a little weasel like yourself.
  
  PS: National 2020 so go fuck yourself.. 🙂
  
  NZ on the way back 2020 :
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:22pm
- alex Masterley
  
  Quite frankly the woman is a fuckwit.
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:49pm
DigNap15

Yes I just saw that.
What an evil nasty woman.
She needs to be told that its not fair that low income earners don’t pay any net tax at all.
If she knows what net means!
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March 10, 2019 6:41pm
DigNap15

Last week someone asked Cullen what would happen to all the tax that CGT collected in say 5 years.
he said the Government would find things that it needed to be spent on then.

So its just a tax grab – Not neutral at all.
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March 10, 2019 6:43pm
Nostradamus

A contribution for Nasska’s Religion Today segment: Meet the Australian scientist who became a revered Hindu holy man

The summary:

He went to India 20 years ago for a holiday, but never came home. Now he’s a wandering, cannabis-smoking holy man who says he can no longer remember his name.

A bit more detail:

Twenty years ago, Sharabhang Giri was a Melbourne-based scientist who reluctantly went to India for a holiday. When he arrived, he was an atheist with no real interest in the country. “Someone brought me to India almost against my will. I had no plan, I got here completely by accident,” he recalls.

Today, he’s a revered Hindu holy man who says he can’t even remember his name from his previous life. “I found answers to all kinds of things that I’d been thinking about for a long time,” he says of his conversion to the Hindu faith.

I wonder what kind of “scientist” he was?
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March 10, 2019 6:45pm
- nasska
  
  Om Shanti: Shanti: Shanti my son.
  
  And pass the joint around! 🙂
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:04pm
- stigie
  
  Nostra:- At least Nasska can remember i think he comes from Eketahuna..?
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:29pm
  - Tall Man
    
    Well he may identify as someone who comes from Eketahuna but who would really know….spooky isn’t it?
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:38pm
- Swifty
  
  For the best part of the last 30 years my best mate at Wellington College has been driving this person around.
  
  https://amma.org/
  
  It’s got me beat….
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:45pm
  - Tall Man
    
    And not on a horse and cart I’ll bet…
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:39pm
nasska

Thought for today:

Anyone who drinks alcohol & calls recreational drug users losers is a hypocrite……pure & simple.
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March 10, 2019 7:23pm
- Universal Smith
  
  Booze is also the biggest gateway drug.
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:35pm
- mikenmildagain
  
  Turn to the Bible, nasska, it will not fail you. There must be some guidance there about the correct substances to ingest.
  
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  March 10, 2019 7:43pm
  - Universal Smith
    
    Didn’t Jesus get on the piss at the last super with his gay friends?
    
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    March 10, 2019 7:46pm
    - Rachael Membery
      
      How was that necessary?
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:10pm
      - Universal Smith
        
        “How was that necessary?”
        
        I guess Jesus friends were a bit nervous and he wanted to relax them with a few drinks.
        
        Don’t worry, we ignore the directions of the bible to kill homos now days.
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:16pm
    - MrTips
      
      Lol. I bet your shrink has fun playing pharma bingo with your unique pathology US.
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:22pm
      - Universal Smith
        
        Better get in quick, they are about to repeal the blasphemy laws 🙂
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:40pm
      - Muttonbird
        
        Universal is just fighty. I’m picking his dad beat him up a lot.
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:45pm
      - Universal Smith
        
        Well its not me who wants to stone homos to death for their abominations Mutter.
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:48pm
      - Tall Man
        
        Now that’s not a very nice thing to say muttonturd, no one here supports or encourages child abuse… still, at least he knew his dad eh?
        
        Mind you, I suppose you could do one of those dna thingys but I’m pretty sure the sperm donar that gave us you wouldn’t be happy seeing a fucked up little turd like you coming round for a cuddle after all these years now would he?
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:59pm
  - nasska
    
    Seek & thou shalt find Brother Mike. The answer is in the Good Book.
    
    Exodus 30: 22-23
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:03pm
  - Maggy Wassilieff
    
    He that loveth pleasure shall be a poor man: he that loveth wine and oil shall not be rich.
    
    – Proverbs 21:17
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:41pm
- Tall Man
  
  No downtick from me but there is a difference.
  
  A glass of wine with a meal, a quiet scotch after a long day or an ice cold beer with a mate after a day chopping firewood is way different than a big doober shared between a couple of stoners.
  
  Alcohol can be taken in moderation if wanted, smoke a joint and your brain has left the building, if in fact it was ever in there.
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:47pm
  - nasska
    
    Why do you think marijuana use can’t be moderated. The norm amongst 80% of users I know is a toke out of a cigarette sized joint passed around a group. Most social marijuana users are also drinkers so it’s only an additional buzz.
    
    You’ve been watching too many Cheech & Chong movies!
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:54pm
    - Tall Man
      
      I don’t think so…but at least I still think.
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:07pm
    - Universal Smith
      
      I like to roll mine up in bible pages. Those old school leather bound ones with gold edged pages are best. You can grab one from the pulpit of a church as they are usually unlocked.
      
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      March 10, 2019 9:15pm
      - lifesgood
        
        You are a repulsive individual US but I’m sure you already know that. A self proclaimed thief as well.
        
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        March 11, 2019 6:55am
rightoverlabour

Any legal eagles care to comment on this: If a teacher encourages a student to unlawfully stay away from school, can that teacher be prosecuted?

see appendix 1 of this link

https://www.education.govt.nz/assets/Documents/School/Running-a-school/Managing-students/Managing-student-attendance/AttendanceMatters.pdf
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March 10, 2019 7:53pm
- Maggy Wassilieff
  
  Winston Peters is clear about the law:
  Deputy Prime Minister Winston Peters says rangatahi should stay at school and not strike to protest climate change inaction.
  
  Labour and Green MPs are supporting the international day of action on March 15, but the New Zealand First leader says truanting isn’t the answer.
  
  https://www.waateanews.com/waateanews/x_news/MjEyMzk/Schoolkids-climate-strike-%22pretentious%22
  
  All students must be present at school so they can participate and engage in learning.
  
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  March 10, 2019 8:12pm
  - nasska
    
    But the pedagogues have been back at school for nearly six weeks & need a day off.
    
    Won’t someone think of the teachers?
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:19pm
    - Muttonbird
      
      I think you will find they have been back at school for 10 weeks including prep.
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:42pm
      - nasska
        
        …..”including prep”…..
        
        What prep? The teachers car park at your local school makes the Sahara Desert seem overpopulated outside of term time.
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:47pm
      - Tall Man
        
        Drinking wine in the staff room and plotting to overthrow ardern the liar is not prep…
        
        I can honestly say I understand the latter.
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:50pm
      - Muttonbird
        
        Nascar, in your world teachers just turn up on day one do they?
        
        If you have been staking out school car parks then do tell, Michael Jackson.
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:50pm
      - Tall Man
        
        Hey turd, lived next door to a school for 10 years, never saw a teacher there after 3:30 unless they had lost their keys.
        
        Holidays….well idiot, they’re holidays WTF.
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:56pm
      - nasska
        
        …..”teachers just turn up on day one do they?”…..
        
        Why not? All they do is ineffectually teach core subjects the same way as they have for the past thirty years. Who needs preparation to repeat the crap another time.
        
        The socialist brainwashing that they specialise in comes from the heart without rehearsal.
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:59pm
      - Maggy Wassilieff
        
        @Muttonbird
        
        You’re obviously not a teacher.
        
        No, class teachers don’t turn up weeks before classes start…. Term 1 started between last week Jan-1st week Feb.
        Teachers typically commence the year a couple of days (at most) before schoolchildren start.
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:05pm
      - Muttonbird
        
        Maggy that may be the case in your locale (I doubt it because I think you like everyone else here has an agenda against teachers because they are union members) but in my experience teachers spend many days preparing for the new year.
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:16pm
      - Maggy Wassilieff
        
        @muttonbird
        
        I was a paid-up union member during my teaching career.
        No, I’m not against teachers.
        I work as a volunteer now with Teachers & secondary school kids – some who have a propensity to truant.
        
        Also, I am not short, not lonely, not an immigrant, not a misogynist, not a racist, & have been married only to Hubby#1 for 40+ years.
        
        You don’t seem to have a very good handle on the folks who comment here.
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:28pm
  - rightoverlabour
    
    Thanks Maggy. What I am trying to ascertain is whether or not BOTs could take legal action against any teacher who encourages students to miss school on the so-called strike. It might just put a dampener on their enthusiasm and put any politician who support this in a difficult situation, as they are supposed to uphold the law.
    
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    March 10, 2019 8:22pm
    - Muttonbird
      
      Depends if they are brown or white I suppose.
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:43pm
      - Tall Man
        
        Surely you mean “dumb or smart”…
        
        Go on, let the racist hatred out, you’ll feel better and you are among ….people who totally despise you for being the useless turd you are.
        
        I actually feel so sorry for your family, they must be really ashamed.
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:52pm
      - Muttonbird
        
        I think the people who comment here are awful people. Clearly deranged, lonely, racist, hateful, misogynist, short, greedy, closed-off, anti-social, etc.
        
        Most have been through a few marriages, are immigrants, have been shut off by family and that’s why they use forums such as this. They are seeking like minded community where ether isn’t any in real life. You’ll be one of these for sure.
        
        I come here to remind myself what arseholes there are in the world. This place never fails to disappoint!
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:05pm
      - stigie
        
        What a fuckwit, how do you reply to that excrement..?
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:08pm
      - Tall Man
        
        Arseholes you say…I can see why you think you fit in.
        
        I think you’re just a wee bit embarrassed that most of us a just a tad smarter than you and when I say tad, I mean shitloads dumbarse.
        
        If you are labour and labour is our future we are well screwed…
        
        however
        
        NZ on the way back 2020.
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:12pm
      - Universal Smith
        
        “racist”
        
        Mutter was saying yesterday that people being tortured, raped and murdered, including infants!, “deserved it” because of their skin colour.
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:47pm
    - mikenmildagain
      
      Perhaps you could organise a counter-protest outside the school.
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:47pm
      - Tall Man
        
        No point, all gone just like any Friday after 3:15.
        
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        March 10, 2019 8:53pm
    - Maggy Wassilieff
      
      I wouldn’t trust BoTs to take any action… but the politicians and educators should know the law that pertains to school attendance.
      
      If a child fails to attend school, it is the parent-care-giver that is held responsible (not the teacher).
      
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      March 10, 2019 8:54pm
      - rightoverlabour
        
        But a teacher should not be engaging in any act that results or encourages a student or parent in breaking the law??? If a teacher encouraged a student to hold up a bank, would that teacher be charged as an accessory to the crime? If so, surely the same logic applies here as well? I am just teasing this out, hoping that someone with a legal background could enlighten us.
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:00pm
      - Muttonbird
        
        If a teacher encouraged a student to hold up a bank.
        
        Dude, you’re not in Jo’burg now. This is Albany! ?
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:08pm
      - Tall Man
        
        Or if the selected but highly stupid figurehead you call ardern but we affectionately know as ardern the liar “encourages” children to waste a day of their lives then hey..
        
        Who gives a fuck eh dipshit.
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:15pm
      - rightoverlabour
        
        Arderne encouraging students to break the law. Brilliant stuff from “Our Dear Leader”. The worst part of this is that Winston comes across as our saviour once again…..
        
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        March 10, 2019 9:27pm
Tall Man

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12211301

Or not.
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March 10, 2019 9:24pm
- rightoverlabour
  
  Absolute alarmist crap. I could debunk everyone of the points but couldn’t be bothered. A warmer world is a more benign world with larger areas currently too cold for crops being opened up. More people die from colder conditions than warmer ones. Famine and crop failures occur in colder conditions and not even the IPCC state with certainty the link between a warmer earth and increased extreme weather events. Patrick Moore has argued that at 280 ppm CO2 levels are dangerously close to the level (150ppm) at which green plant material cease to survive. 1998 was the warmest year and the temperature has been slowly decreasing since then, and the reduction in Solar activity is going to increase that trend. Ask the people fucking freezing to death in Chicago. The warmist alarmists are bonkers and the SLG believes all this crap.
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:40pm
  - Tall Man
    
    “the SLG believes all this crap.”
    
    She thinks she’s the prime minister as well…….
    
    Silly little girl.
    
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    March 10, 2019 9:46pm
- rightoverlabour
  
  Watch this instead
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuKJSwkCHwE
  
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  March 10, 2019 10:01pm
stoptheboats

Will the kiddies Inconvenient Truth protest include banners such as –
Support Shaw Premium Economy Expeditions

Kids 4 Klimate Kommissariat

Windmills Rule, Gas Sux,Cows are C_ _ _S

Jacinda 4 UN Secretary General!

Burn Books not Coll ( sic)

DONT HONK for the Planet, you should be on a bike
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March 10, 2019 9:36pm
stoptheboats

Plus
“Dont Blame Me , I Voted International Socialust Youth”

YEAR 4s FOR GORE

NO DRILLING , NORWAY U R MAD!
2 PIES WE LUV U!
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March 10, 2019 9:47pm
Maggy Wassilieff

Our politicians could mobilise these school children into a ecosocial movement to ensure all of us adults are behaving properly.

Worked well for Mao and Hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKg97b5j7mU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkwy9WZEVSA
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March 10, 2019 9:52pm
- Tall Man
  
  labour greens organise something. Come on Maggy I didn’t take you for a pot head…
  
  As for wynston the thief, also known as “what’s in it for wynston”, couldn’t be arsed unless there was a bauble or two in it
  
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  March 10, 2019 9:55pm
Maggy Wassilieff

labour greens organise something.
Whew!…. I wasn’t thinking straight, but it doesn’t take much to convince nations that their little people are a wonderful paramilitary resource.
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March 10, 2019 10:07pm
Lee C

Unintended irony alert!

“I think the people who comment here are awful people. Clearly deranged, lonely, racist, hateful, misogynist, short, greedy, closed-off, anti-social, etc.

Most have been through a few marriages, are immigrants, have been shut off by family and that’s why they use forums such as this. They are seeking like minded community where ether isn’t any in real life. You’ll be one of these for sure.

I come here to remind myself what arseholes there are in the world. This place never fails to disappoint!”

(Muttonbird, 10/03/2019)
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March 10, 2019 10:57pm
- softail 1450
  
  Lee C ,muttonturd had an extremely intense hangover yesterday caused by a bender he indulged in on Saturday,
  I can imagine him dribbling onto his device as he worked his way through writing that post.
  
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  March 11, 2019 6:42am
Monique Watson

Check this out: Classic Aussie outback snake encounter:

https://twitter.com/misslaneym/status/1104485132373803010?s=21
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March 10, 2019 11:23pm
Monique Watson

And I just saw advertised “rattlesnake, steak fries at Taco Bell.
Can’t wait for tomorrow.
Denny’s for breakfast. Taco Bell for lunch and Arby’s for dinner.
Eating my way around any city in Northern California. American styles.
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