Will the “arsehole” tourists get permanent residency?

The Herald reports:

A 26-year-old woman connected to the troublesome English tourists who have left a trail of destruction in Auckland has been arrested and charged with theft in Hamilton.
A police spokeswoman said the woman will be appearing in Hamilton District Court tomorrow.
The group were pulled over by police in Hamilton and warned about inappropriate child restraints just hours after being served a deportation notice.

What the “arsehole” tourists should do is claim that the English Police are corrupt and they fear for their lives if they are deported and no doubt the Minister of Immigration will grant them all permanent residency.

Then they can join the lottery for a Kiwibuild house.