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~~Maybot~~ Maydrone
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December 23, 2018 12:01pm
waikatogirl

Teresa May would rather chase Jeremy Corbett with a drone after his “You stupid woman” comment to May in the House the other day! ?
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December 23, 2018 12:08pm
Biscuit

Brilliant, DPF.

I saw a nice quip about it all:

Say what you like about those drones that shut down Gatwick but, hell, they did more in one day to cure Britain’s Immigration woes than the politicians have all year!
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December 23, 2018 12:08pm
- hullkiwi
  
  Problem is Gatwick is all about bogans going away on cheap airlines & cheap package holidays. Immigrants enter via Heathrow.
  
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  December 23, 2018 12:14pm
  - Biscuit
    
    Sniff, hullkiwi, spoiling my story.
    
    You are, of course, correct – drat you, heh.
    
    But no Chrissie prezzy for YOU from Moi this year!
    
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    December 23, 2018 12:16pm
- sooty
  
  I believe that a military drone followed their one home!
  
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  December 23, 2018 12:14pm
  - Komata
    
    sooty
    
    And they DIDN’T get to keep it?
    
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    December 23, 2018 1:18pm
sooty

Skynet have a shotgun shell that expands to a five foot net for drones!
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December 23, 2018 12:12pm
secondcumming

Sounds like it may have been a rehearsal for a ‘No-Deal’ Brexit.
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December 23, 2018 12:22pm
slightlyrighty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mFhoMnZ5jA

Who needs a net…..
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December 23, 2018 12:22pm
slightlyrighty

https://newsthump.com/2018/12/20/drones-over-gatwick-found-to-be-new-ryanair-super-economy-flights/
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December 23, 2018 12:23pm
realityczech

The entire UK military could not bring down a wee plastic drone. Hilarious.
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December 23, 2018 12:32pm
- GazzaW
  
  Correction. The UK military could have brought it down in seconds were it not for the PC bureaucrats who would not allow it for fear of having stray bullets injuring someone on the ground. Not that hilarious and before we start poking the borax I wonder how NZ authorities would cope in a similar situation. At least the two alleged offenders face five years jail whereas in NZ it would be a few months HD and a few hours picking up rubbish. No BS about name suppression either.
  
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  December 23, 2018 12:49pm
  - Ed Snack
    
    No they could not, if they could, they would have. They may say they can, but frankly I doubt that until demonstrated.
    
    Drones would have a negligible radar signature, so you couldn’t use radar directed weapons, and they don’t have laser directed weapons yet. A few shotguns is probably all they need, with well trained shooters.
    
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    December 23, 2018 6:03pm
    - Viking2
      
      Clay bird shooters would knock them off.
      
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      December 23, 2018 7:50pm
- peterwn
  
  That would be interesting a drone v drone dogfight over Gatwick. One would have thought that the British military would have drones that could out-drone drones. Perhaps they cannot decide whether the Army, Fleet Air Arm or RAF should operate drones.
  
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  December 23, 2018 12:49pm
- CharlieBrown
  
  She could successfully invade New Zealand with such a drone
  
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  December 23, 2018 12:55pm
realityczech

Are Drones Really Dangerous To Airplanes?

But drones don’t pose much of a risk to traditional aviation. Though there is always a risk when you board a plane that an object will be ingested into an engine, our research shows that the problem is far more likely to be a bird than a drone.

Colliding with aircraft

There are on the order of 10 billion birds in U.S. airspace. Although efforts are made to keep them away from airports, where they pose the biggest threat, pilots, airlines, airports and others voluntarily reported 13,414 bird-aircraft collisions on the FAA’s dedicated wildlife strike website in 2014, split about equally between passenger jets and other aircraft including helicopters and small planes. Rarely, these collisions are serious enough to take out a jet engine. In 2014, birds were reported ingested into engines only 417 times, and only 112 of those reports indicated any damage to the aircraft.

It never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to manipulate low-information incurious people.

This was a beat up to get the sheeple to demand the govt ‘do something’ eg. ban personal drones.
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December 23, 2018 1:00pm
- GazzaW
  
  You are of course assuming that a drone flying into a commercial airport’s air space is doing nothing more than look to disrupt operations. God forbid that a radical organisation packs it with a couple of kg of Semtex and detonate it within a few metres of a fully laden A380 a few seconds after liftoff. 300,000+ litres of avgas would provide a very efficient funeral pyre for all on board.
  
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  December 23, 2018 1:28pm
  - realityczech
    
    I am assuming nothing. I am looking to the facts.
    
    These drones were flown by a middle aged middle class married suburban couple who liked model planes.
    
    Those are the facts. The rest you made up.
    
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    December 23, 2018 1:33pm
    - GazzaW
      
      You asked the question RC and I quote:
      
      Are Drones Really Dangerous to Airplanes?
      
      You didn’t say anything about middle aged couples who like model planes.
      
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      December 23, 2018 1:38pm
      - realityczech
        
        No I did not ask the question. I posted some facts.
        
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        December 23, 2018 2:23pm
    - KevOB
      
      These drones were flown by a middle aged middle class married suburban couple who liked model planes.
      
      ???..???
      
      If the alleged suspects were 14-20 I would be more impressed.
      
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      December 23, 2018 5:09pm
    - Viking2
      
      ha. Those were not the facts at all.
      
      sad.
      
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      December 24, 2018 7:45pm
  - nasska
    
    I reckon you’ll be searching a bit for a fully laden A380 with 300K litres of avgas especially since jet engines burn fuel which is essentially well filtered diesel.
    
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    December 23, 2018 2:09pm
    - Brigitte
      
      er no, jet engines run on kerosene
      
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      December 23, 2018 2:30pm
      - Johnboy
        
        Quite so Brigette. Jet A1 it used to be called…flash point greater than 100F. I got right in the shit in a previous lifetime when I got the Dunedin tank down to 98F! 🙂
        
        Wasn’t really my fault if the useless oil company hired fucked rusty Greek tankers cause they came cheap! 🙂
        
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        December 23, 2018 2:40pm
      - nasska
        
        There’s not much difference between kero & diesel. In cold countries they run diesel engines on jet fuel as although it lacks the power it doesn’t go solid at low temperatures.
        
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        December 23, 2018 2:40pm
      - Paulus Gnome
        
        Utter bollocks and 300,000 litres of fuel is 65,900 gallons being 527,470 lbs becoming 235 tons
        
        A 747 burning say 10 tonnes an hour on cruise would most likely go around the world in 23.5 hours and I have not heard of that yet, so I don’t think so
        
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        December 23, 2018 10:16pm
    - GazzaW
      
      I don’t think so nasska. A380s wouldn’t even move fuelled by diesel regardless of how much you filtered it.
      
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      December 23, 2018 2:44pm
      - nasska
        
        Okay, I’m a retired cocky, not an aviation engineer but a quick Google offers this:
        
        …..”So what’s the difference?
        
        Why don’t we burn highway diesel or heating kerosene in a 747?
        In a word, purity. The additional controls imposed on Jet-A fuel by the associated standard produce a product with well-known properties. When you fuel a plane with Jet-A you can be confident that fuel won’t freeze in the tanks at altitude (at least not unless you cold-soak it below -40 degrees). You also know the fuel will be “clean” and won’t gunk up fuel filters or leave deposits inside the combustion core of the engine that can cause problems later.
        
        On the other hand we don’t burn Jet-A in a Mack Truck because it would be prohibitively expensive: Highway diesel doesn’t have to meet the same strict tolerances as jet fuel, and theres no reason to burn a more tightly specified (and thus more expensive) fuel when a less expensive one is readily available.”…..
        
        https://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/12184/what-are-the-differences-between-fuel-types-comparing-with-vehicles
        
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        December 23, 2018 2:50pm
      - Ed Snack
        
        Maybe you should just check that before you try to sound knowledgeable, OK ?
        
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        December 23, 2018 6:23pm
nasska

I never would have believed how shit-useless the Poms are. How to drop a drone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc_ovddVRKE#action=share
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December 23, 2018 1:24pm
- realityczech
  
  A cloth capped pheasant shooter could have taken them out in minutes.
  
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  December 23, 2018 1:28pm
  - GazzaW
    
    With a 50 metre max effective range that would work real good.
    
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    December 23, 2018 1:33pm
    - realityczech
      
      No worries. Drones can only fly for a few minutes. Not like in your computer games kid.
      
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      December 23, 2018 1:37pm
      - GazzaW
        
        Can I assume in my computer game that the drone flies long enough for your mythical cloth capped pheasant shooter to line it up?
        
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        December 23, 2018 1:43pm
      - realityczech
        
        Yes.
        
        You must be upset that one of the worlds most highest tech military could not bring down a little plastic drone. Not like in your games – is it?
        
        Same reason as the USA gets their arses handed to them fighting sandal wearing goat herders.
        
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        December 23, 2018 1:47pm
      - GazzaW
        
        What games are you referring to? I called you on some BS theories that’s all. I havent any axe to grind one way or the other over the Gatwick debacle nor private ownership of drones.
        
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        December 23, 2018 1:56pm
      - realityczech
        
        By theories you mean evidence and facts?
        
        You are just making shit up that appeals to emotive dimwits.
        
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        December 23, 2018 2:26pm
      - realityczech
        
        Bet you feel like an idiot now, or do are imaginary drones even more dangerous dickhead?
        
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        December 24, 2018 12:27pm
- Dave Mann
  
  Good one!!!! Cheers
  
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  December 23, 2018 2:43pm
holysheet

I was standing in the pub talking with my mates ‘ So anyway I flew in like this, meeeeeeeeooowww, and opened up machine guns and killed 20 rag heads. Then I flew around like this, wooooooo, and saw this wedding, wedding my arse, full of terrorists, so I went woosh and boom, took it out with an AGM. Muslim claret everywhere. All this from the comfort of an easy chair whilst eating a packet of Hobnobs and drinking coffee.’ This women tapped me on the shoulder . ‘Excuse me, but that sounds like a terribly racist game, I think I’ll have to complain about that. What is it called?’
‘Game? Game? I’m talking about what I do as a drone pilot in the RAF’.
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December 23, 2018 1:35pm
- realityczech
  
  But but but… only govt should have drones. Because… reasons…
  
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  December 23, 2018 1:38pm
- Komata
  
  HS
  
  Very good.
  
  Thank you.
  
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  December 23, 2018 2:59pm
Johnboy

How to sort out drones. 🙂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKWvsS-z9PU
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December 23, 2018 2:24pm
- realityczech
  
  But but but, they can take down a giant heavy airliner. How is that possible? LOL 🙂
  
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  December 23, 2018 2:29pm
  - GazzaW
    
    Here’s how rc.
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH0V7kp-xg0
    
    Enough said.
    
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    December 23, 2018 2:59pm
    - realityczech
      
      That will buff out during scheduled maintenance.
      
      Wanna see what a Canadian goose does?
      
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      December 23, 2018 3:05pm
- nasska
  
  Great video JB. Many years ago I used to drink with a bloke who made good money jumping out of helicopters after deer.
  
  He’d had more injuries than Evel Knievel but from beginnings as a redundant freezing works employee he had his own deer farm within a few years.
  
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  December 23, 2018 2:36pm
  - Johnboy
    
    Yeah the doggers were a breed of maniac apart nasska! Anyone in the industry at that time was crazy but those silly bastards were a step above craziness. 🙂
    
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    December 23, 2018 2:44pm
    - Komata
      
      JB
      
      Sir Tim came immediately to mind…
      
      Happy days!
      
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      December 23, 2018 3:00pm
      - Johnboy
        
        Not so sure about him as a pilot Komata. Rusty Nairn’s the bloke I remember. Took us out of a shithole spot in the Cascade. As I climbed in I can remember being hit by the smell of a whole brewery! 🙂
        Once he got up he flew the thing, hands off the cyclic, all the way back to Taupo, cursing and fiddling two-handed with the radio. When it started to go chop, chop, chop and nosed up he’d nudge the stick forward with one hand and get back to the cursing radio.
        Needless to say I’m still here today however I believe poor old Rusty is long gone.
        
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        December 23, 2018 3:49pm
    - realityczech
      
      We had the best chopper pilots in the world. No fancy fly-boys, just good bushmen and farmers.
      
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      December 23, 2018 3:53pm
Colville

I would be very surprised if there isnt a version of a radar guided vulcan that fires less than lethal rounds already sitting in a storeroom somewhere just waiting to be sold to a needy customer.
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December 23, 2018 2:29pm
Johnboy

The Poms said they couldn’t shoot the drones down cause they were worried where all the missing bullets would go. Fuck our jokers could take them out with some shotgun shells with added candlewax, net gun, or just by the choppers downwash…..They need to hire some decent chopper pilots over in Mother Emgland! 🙂
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December 23, 2018 2:34pm
- virusinc
  
  You wouldn’t happen to have any contact info on Rusty Nairn would you? Trying to track down his family…
  
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  January 20, 2019 9:52pm
Inandout

Wings Over Gatwick.
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December 23, 2018 4:00pm
godruelf

Unfortunately she’s a bit past the other option of having a baybee
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December 23, 2018 5:59pm
Chuck Bird

The couple has been released.
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