General Debate 25 December 2018

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slightlyrighty

Merry Christmas!!
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December 25, 2018 8:01am
All_on_Red

Merry Christmas!
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December 25, 2018 8:07am
Viking2

Merry Xmas all.
And just to make it a little better the sun has just popped its head through the clouds.

Have a fun day.
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December 25, 2018 8:08am
- wiseowl
  
  Merry Xmas to all.
  Planned to go canoeing , swimming and have a game of tennis then BBQ.
  Raining cats and dogs so will have to put Plan B in to action.
  
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  December 25, 2018 10:01am
holysheet

Santa won’t be visiting Indonesia this year, but he said he had nipped past and given them a wave.
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December 25, 2018 8:08am
- NewInoffensiveName
  
  Bit dark for the day, mate.
  
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  December 25, 2018 10:26am
  - holysheet
    
    Nah it’s okay.
    
    I was in London earlier this month and hailed one of them black cabs. I said to the driver “Waterloo please” He asked “What, the station”?
    “Well, I’m a bit fucking late for the battle” I replied
    
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    December 25, 2018 10:45am
- kiwitoffee
  
  Is that supposed to be funny?
  
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  December 25, 2018 6:26pm
Viking2

and if you want serious reading (and yes I know it will get the goat shagger of his couch), try having a look at this commentary.

https://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2018/12/24/is-his-asia-pullout-trump-hail-mary.html?fbclid=IwAR0K3KiWXPoTsFR8TPnPCcUm-m31jYgA-lR-OA4AF7nnUaun-LWqBSaO7fg

and this page as well.

https://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2018/12/12/noose-tightens-around-eu-neck.html
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December 25, 2018 8:11am
- kevn
  
  @Viking… Thanks for those link. The on-line data available is amazing.
  Great off set to the basic MSM.
  
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  December 25, 2018 8:44am
big bruv

Merry Christmas all, in particular those working today.
I wonder if anybody got a new lawnmower for Christmas?
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December 25, 2018 8:13am
- VicParking
  
  All she wanted for Xmas was two (little) front teeth.
  
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  December 25, 2018 8:40am
  - Paulus
    
    I m sure I know where there are two huge front buck teeth – now in Gizzy though,
    
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    December 25, 2018 9:26am
- holysheet
  
  Yeah my bruv took my old lawnmower…..
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:05am
Notsofast

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Looks like Andrew Little is owed an apology by the namers and shamers.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12182282

Daily mail, one of the great sketches is Dan and Dan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI&t=105s
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December 25, 2018 8:35am
kevn

angry owes NZ an apology for… the silly drug referendum and who he is.
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December 25, 2018 8:47am
VicParking

I wish all you KB’s a fun and happy day full of Family fun and good food. Yes even you Stephie.
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December 25, 2018 8:47am
GazzaW

The Dow could have delivered more Christmas Cheer. Down 650+ points. Worst Christmas trading ever and worst week in a very long period. Will 2019 see the beginning of some big changes in the world order?
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December 25, 2018 9:02am
- realityczech
  
  Must be the military industrial complex throwing a tantrum as Trump stops throwing trillions of tax payer dollars and countless lives at pointless wars.
  
  He has proven himself a great and noble statesman, who has spread peace from a position of strength. Unlike the brutal and ignorant Obama.
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:06am
  - Morrissey
    
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    He has proven himself a great and noble statesman…
    
    ????????
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX9reO3QnUA
    
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    December 25, 2018 9:39am
    - realityczech
      
      Mozzie, you are the fake-left. Pro war, authoritarian, controlling, against any diversity of thought or culture.
      
      Step forward into the light and embrace true progressive humanist liberalism.
      
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      December 25, 2018 9:46am
      - VicParking
        
        This time last year you were screaming for Trump to withdraw from Syria. Now he does you are screaming for him to stay ❄️❄️❄️❄️
        
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        December 25, 2018 9:49am
      - Morrissey
        
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        I’m pro-war? Really?
        
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        December 25, 2018 9:50am
      - realityczech
        
        Yes. You adore the warmonger Obama. The most murderous war monger in modern history.
        
        You might want to see what real lefties, like John Pilger, say about that hideous animal.
        
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXL998q7skI
        
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        December 25, 2018 9:55am
      - Morrissey
        
        From the first time I saw Obomber, even before he ran his infamous “Hope and Change” bullshit blizzard, I saw him as an empty bag of wind. I have posted many, many anti-Obama broadsides. Here are just a few of them….
        https://morrisseybreen.blogspot.com/2018/01/its-michelle-obamas-marie-antoinette.html
        
        https://morrisseybreen.blogspot.com/2018/10/its-official-satire-is-now-officially.html
        
        https://thestandard.org.nz/open-mike-03072013/#comment-656960
        
        You can call me many things—Cap’n Mainwaring-antagonist, womanizer, “second rate wit, third rate stenographer and forever the cuckold at the Northcote cottaging party” (thank you, Stunned mullet), “loser”, “irritating fuckwit” (hat tip, D. Garrett M.P.), “Francophile Nauseateur”, “asshole”, “deluded fantasizing commie fuckwit” (grateful thanks to Redbaiter), “vacuous embarrassing leftist dumbarse” (Redbaiter), “pathetic simian ranter” (Redbaiter), “whining
        envy driven unaware nonentity” (Redbaiter), “timewarped bozo” (Redbaiter), “big mouthed pretentious bullshit artist” (The ‘Baiter again), “Pretentious buffoon” (‘Baiter), “Breen you ill mannered rattling pig. A disgrace to usenet.” (‘Baiter), “sad, strange little hermaphrodite” (Rick Boyd), “complete fuckwit” (Rick Boyd), “reeking leper’s armpit” (Rick B. again), “shrill little irritant” (Boyd), “the unthinking man’s orator ad nauseum” (Boyd again), etc., etc.—but you can NEVER point to my ever endorsing Barack Obomber.
        
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        December 25, 2018 11:17am
      - realityczech
        
        Mozzie, yes I see potential for you to break away from group think and be a true liberal 🙂
        
        You do have an alarming fetish for tabulating and recording things though. You would have gone far in the Stasi, or that other group of socialists before them.
        
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        December 25, 2018 11:23am
      - srylands
        
        You seem to support terrorists who attack the great state of Israel.
        
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        December 25, 2018 12:32pm
      - realityczech
        
        Where have I EVER supported attacks on the religious fantasy land, and rogue State, of Israel?
        
        I have however condemned those who do and have said Israel has a right to self defense as do all people.
        
        The only people supporting war are bigoted scum like you. Now sit in a corner with a bottle of bleach and a cheese grater and self harm for a while.
        
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        December 25, 2018 1:15pm
      - SaltyCroc
        
        Merry Christmas everyone – I don’t post that much but I have to admit out of all of the ‘lefties’ on this blog, the one I have the only time for is Morrissey – I don’t agree with everything he says (hell I’m conservative to the bone) but I like his take on things and the fact he can take the heat and still keep on giving back. And on the subject of ‘lefties’ – where is Stephie and his usual misery on this day of joy?
        
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        December 25, 2018 2:55pm
      - SaltyCroc
        
        Oh I see Stephie – I was worried for a minute. Merry Christmas you ole bundle of happiness!
        
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        December 25, 2018 2:59pm
    - srylands
      
      Realityczech my comment was directed at Morrisey. Calm down. It is Christmas.
      
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      December 25, 2018 9:44pm
      - Morrissey
        
        By “terrorists”, Mr Rylands, you mean doctors, nurses, ambulance workers, journalists, school children.
        
        Those brave snipers: how proud you must feel every time they maim or murder a child.
        
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        December 25, 2018 9:51pm
      - srylands
        
        No I mean the ones firing rockets and doing the stabbing. Seriously Israel is a beacon of liberty surrounded by despots. Have you ever been there? The people are friendly and civilised in the face of tyranny on their borders. And stop being all passive aggressive.
        
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        December 26, 2018 12:57am
- Odakyu-sen
  
  If you look at the Dow chart, you will see a Mt. Fuji-like profile.
  
  The Dow had been steadily ramping up each year since 2009, so a correction was bound to come.
  I’d say that around 15,000 would be a saner level, but what do I know…
  
  Bear in mind (no pun intended) that the Dow is only composed of 30 stocks.
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:30am
  - tf78
    
    Sit tight, put your head between your legs and brace for impact – it’s ok, there’s a very good pilot and you will land in the Hudson.
    
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    December 25, 2018 8:06pm
- KevOB
  
  The DOW is only 30 shares. Wait to you see what the needed correction brings and it has nothing to do with Trump. Hilliary would be facing this too along withe rest of the world.
  
  The COL is going to love 2019. They have no idea of what is in store and believe they are rulers of NZ.
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:39am
  - cha
    
    Mnuchin’s ham-fisted effort to manipulate markets by ringing bank CEOs during the weekend produced the worst Christmas Eve loss in history.
    
    Nice work, geniuses.
    
    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/takeaways-mnuchins-phone-call-big-141127151.html
    
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    December 25, 2018 9:58am
    - realityczech
      
      So you want to return to the Obama regime where corrupt financiers were bailed out and propped up using the money of the hard working tax payers, who face generations of debt as a result?
      
      Trump is there for the people. Not the global moneyed elite like that stinking animal Obama.
      
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      December 25, 2018 10:04am
      - All_on_Red
        
        Cha, the moron, continues to display his ignorance of US politics
        https://realclimatescience.com/2018/12/did-something-happen-last-month/
        
        The Fed raising Interest Rates from 0 to 2% won’t help either. That and signalling they’re going to raise them twice more.
        
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        December 25, 2018 10:14am
      - Odakyu-sen
        
        I despise the “too big to fail” mantra.
        
        Let the giants burn. It will clear and fertilize the ground for the new green shoots of enterprise.
        
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        December 25, 2018 10:18am
      - realityczech
        
        Yes like Iceland did.
        
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        December 25, 2018 10:42am
      - holysheet
        
        Yes I agree Ody. Just watched a doco on why the biggest retailer in the world failed.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qws713t3HBY
        
        All these big businesses need to change or go the same way. Propping them up just because they are big is no way to help the economy.
        
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        December 25, 2018 10:52am
    - KevOB
      
      Mnuchin’s phone check on banks liquidity is largely irrelevant. The market is operating as a casino. Mnuchin may affect timing briefly but not the neccessity for the players with their quants to cover positions or forfeit. Some more months or years to run and much more carnage. Grant’s advisors are going to be puzzling over what to say.
      
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      December 25, 2018 3:12pm
  - GazzaW
    
    Agreed Kev. Kiwis will yearn for the return of the Key/English management team, their intimate understanding of the world economy and their contacts in the major financial markets. Robertson’s diversionary ‘Wellbeing Budget’ will count for nothing if he is incapable of getting the basics sorted.
    
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    December 25, 2018 10:28am
    - KevOB
      
      I am sensing a doozy in the making. Savings are implicit in total economic activity. The notion that those foregoing using their resources so that someone else can take advantage flies in the face of common sense. Only a greedy opportunist would take those saving, leverage and speculate with them in high frequency “trading”. The freely created money from the central banks have blown up asset prices too. Double the money supply overnight: double the prices. The correction will mean losses through the whole economy.
      
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      December 25, 2018 3:22pm
realityczech

Christmas is a trans-exclusionary hate crime perpetrated against indigenous peoples, and their spirituality, by white colonialists oppressors.

Try and choke back the guilt and enjoy it anyway 🙂
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December 25, 2018 9:03am
- Longknives
  
  I intend raising a toast to my ‘White Colonial’ Ancestors at Christmas dinner mate!
  
  Fuck the Left for telling me I should be ashamed of my heritage..
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:24am
  - realityczech
    
    Absolutely 🙂
    
    I think all cultures should do their thing as long as it is not harming others. That is real diversity. The left want us one grey mass of sameness.
    
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    December 25, 2018 9:29am
  - VicParking
    
    To old White Males may we salute each other because without us you would only be having puha, Kumara and long pork for Xmas.
    
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    December 25, 2018 11:03am
    - slightlyrighty
      
      And pakeha…
      
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      December 25, 2018 11:07am
      - Komata
        
        Vp
        
        ‘Longpork’ by another name (although apparently they cause an aadverse reaction to the digestive system and leave a bad after taste).
        
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        December 25, 2018 1:59pm
    - realityczech
      
      Kumara were saved by a humble Chinese couple. Great story this. Immigrants like this were the salt of the earth.
      
      https://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/109577312/one-half-of-new-zealands-kumarasaving-couple-dies
      
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      December 25, 2018 11:10am
      - Steve (North Shore)
        
        These are the type of immigrants NZ needs, not welfare dependants from 3rd world shitholes
        
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        December 25, 2018 12:26pm
    - G152
      
      And persons of colour appropriating the clothing and lifestyles of the hated pakeha
      
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      December 25, 2018 2:11pm
- Odakyu-sen
  
  realityczech,
  
  Don’t be such an elitist.
  Not only whites can be colonial oppressors, I’ll have you know.
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:32am
  - realityczech
    
    Yeah, but the left won’t thank you for pointing it out.
    
    Fact is there are sound evolutionary reasons for people being tribal and preferring their own race, culture etc. The very same reasons we love our own kids so much. It is about protecting OUR genes.
    
    We can’t socially engineer away our true base nature. What we can do is put a few simple rules in place that moderate it and allow civil society.
    
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    December 25, 2018 9:37am
    - Odakyu-sen
      
      Gosh, realityczech.
      Do you think the Left might be closet elitists?!
      
      Let the common man decide whom he shall alloy his genes with.
      
      Pure iron is weak, but steel that draws from the talents of other cultures, and is then forged and heat-treated in the workshop of life is the toughest and strongest of them all.
      
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFedUlHx558
      
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      December 25, 2018 10:13am
  - Maggy Wassilieff
    
    맞아요.
    
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    December 25, 2018 10:19am
    - VicParking
      
      Your so Right there Maggy
      
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      December 25, 2018 11:05am
      - Maggy Wassilieff
        
        You’ve got to hand it to the Koreans…
        There they were for generations squashed between their Colonial Masters, but somehow they retained their language, their distinct writing script, their distinct cuisine and they replanted their forests after the Japanese stripped the country bare.
        
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        December 25, 2018 12:19pm
    - stephieboy
      
      왼쪽
      
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      December 25, 2018 1:41pm
      - Maggy Wassilieff
        
        Still confused, stephieboy?
        
        Majayo 맞아요 is not the same as orunjjog 오른쪽
        
        Some languages don’t play by the same rules.
        Right?
        wrong?
        
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        December 25, 2018 2:35pm
      - sooty
        
        He can’t help it, he was dropped on his head at birth!
        
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        December 25, 2018 3:41pm
- All_on_Red
  
  “Santa is a symbol of white patriarchy. He enters the home (womb) via the chimney (vaginal canal) to deposit his gifts (sperm).
  
  Santa is a rapist.
  
  Christmas is violence.”
  Titania McGrath
  
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  December 25, 2018 10:28am
  - Komata
    
    Arr
    
    …And she presumably doesn’t celebrate Christmas either?
    
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    December 25, 2018 10:54am
  - Morrissey
    
    Careful Titania: that piece of graphic Freudian imagery is liable to make Cap’n Mainwaring’s head explode.
    
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    December 25, 2018 11:19am
  - KevOB
    
    That woman has mental health issues.
    
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    December 25, 2018 3:28pm
Viking2

The tide is turning.
Stuffs latest puff piece on the “poor” is taking a hammering from those from the right. The left seem to be still asleep.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/property/109442097/housing-new-zealand-clients-fought-to-get-out-of-dangerous-property

good to see. Time to close the comments.
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December 25, 2018 9:03am
Chuck Bird

Merry Christmas

And for those of the left Father forgive them as they do not know what they do?
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December 25, 2018 9:03am
Manolo

This video is getting more popular around Mt Roskill:
https://www.albawaba.com/loop/instructional-video-saudi-doctor-teaches-‘proper’-way-beat-your-wife-839390
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December 25, 2018 9:10am
- realityczech
  
  Believe it or not – Islam actually improved things for women in many primitive tribal societies. It gave them a few rights and rules around treatment of them. Like your example, before that you could beat them however you wished.
  
  Most of the worst aspects of Islam are actually a reflection of the prevailing cultural attitudes of the people who adopted it. This is not unique to muslims either.
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:20am
- kowtow
  
  They need instruction in Italy too . More of that diversity dividend.
  
  ‘A toddler has died and his twin brother is fighting for his life at a Rome hospital after a botched home circumcision carried out at a migrant refuge on the outskirts of the city.’
  
  https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/12/23/toddler-dies-botched-circumcision-rome-migrant-refuge/
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:25am
  - realityczech
    
    Are you sure you are against this sort of thing in principle Katie? Because I think you are okay with it and are just using it to justify your bigotry. Why can’t you just say you hate Muslims and leave it at that?
    
    https://nypost.com/2017/03/08/new-case-of-neonatal-herpes-caused-by-jewish-circumcision/
    
    https://abcnews.go.com/Health/baby-dies-herpes-virus-ritual-circumcision-nyc-orthodox/story?id=15888618
    
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    December 25, 2018 9:32am
    - realityczech
      
      “More of that diversity dividend.” eh bigots?
      
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      December 25, 2018 1:17pm
Morrissey

“Sorry.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMtYsXSH9kM
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December 25, 2018 9:11am
- realityczech
  
  LOL funny for a number of reasons Mozzie 😉
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:15am
secondcumming

Fucking drones……

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvFsaHCXQAEjAiS.jpg
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December 25, 2018 9:18am
- waikatogirl
  
  Thanks for that lol sc. ?
  
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  December 25, 2018 10:59am
Longknives

Stuff are literally just making shit up again-

“More than half of New Zealanders say te reo Māori should be a core subject in primary schools.”

https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/christmas/109101388/merry-christmas-here-are-some-things-to-be-cheerful-about-on-christmas-day-2018-in-new-zealand

Really?
Do they think just because it’s Christmas and most of us are drunk they can just make up astonishing (and unfounded) claims like that??
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December 25, 2018 9:22am
- Morrissey
  
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  You don’t like it? Maybe you could move to Poland?
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:23am
  - VicParking
    
    Why should 94% of the population learn a Language only 6% speak??
    
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    December 25, 2018 11:08am
    - DigNap15
      
      Yes and even those 6% only speak it at home or on the marae!
      
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      December 25, 2018 11:16am
  - Jack5
    
    Morrissey, when you transcribe the 20 tribal Maori radio stations – in Maori – folk will be impressed.
    Don’t forget the macrons.
    
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    December 25, 2018 11:30am
    - Morrissey
      
      I HATE macrons—almost as much as I hate Emmanuel Macron.
      
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      December 25, 2018 11:53am
      - realityczech
        
        Written Maori is a European construct and a taonga of the colonial empire. Their use of it is a breach of the Treaty and cultural appropriation.
        
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        December 25, 2018 11:57am
      - freethinker
        
        You deserve an uptick for both.
        
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        December 25, 2018 1:23pm
- GazzaW
  
  They need to get English sorted first judging by the quality of the diction that emanates from the mouths of so many mumblefucks interviewed on the street on TV news.
  
  Mind you Trev could do with a few Te reo lessons. He struggles with that prayer in Maori.
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:35am
  - DigNap15
    
    Yes I am always amazed at the good diction of African children when interviewed on tv in English.
    They speak very clearly can speak well constructed sentences.
    Our local Maori and PI really need to up their game in so many areas.
    
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    December 25, 2018 10:41am
    - realityczech
      
      Africans are also ultra conservative Christians and certainly not gay friendly. Women know their place over there. Then we have the Muslim regions!
      
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      December 25, 2018 10:45am
    - Left Right and Centre
      
      Yeah but I’ll bet they can ask for anything from the KFC menu like they’re Rain Man.
      
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      December 25, 2018 2:19pm
  - Morrissey
    
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    I’ve never seen or heard anyone on the street that’s less articulate than umm, ahhhhhh, errrrrrr, now where was I?…. ummmm, ahhhhhh, Leighton Smith. How did that phuqwit ever get a job on radio?
    
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    December 25, 2018 11:55am
    - GazzaW
      
      Because he’s way smarter than you Morrissey. That’s why.
      
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      December 25, 2018 12:32pm
      - Morrissey
        
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        Yes, ummmm, errrrr, ahhhhhhhmmmm. Of course. Just as the, ummmm, name, errrrrrrr, ahhhhhhhhm, Donald Trump connotes ahhhh, ummmmm, errrrrrr, “chivalry” and, errrrr, ummmmm, “deep learning”, so the name Leighton Smith connotes “intelligence” and ummmmm, errrrrr, ahhhh, ummmm…. “eloquence.”
        
        Oh yes indeed. Ummm, errrrr, ahhhhmmm….
        
        https://morrisseybreen.blogspot.com/2018/01/more-correspondence-with-genius-jul-15.html
        
        https://morrisseybreen.blogspot.com/2017/12/not-everybody-appreciates-charm-and.html
        
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        December 25, 2018 1:33pm
      - Manolo
        
        That cannot be difficult!
        
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        December 25, 2018 2:21pm
      - sooty
        
        Morrisdancer. Have you been taking english lessons from Comrade JacinDUH! She speaks just like you!
        
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        December 25, 2018 3:47pm
- The Heat
  
  Learn Te Reo. If you want. Or another language. If you want.
  
  A language used by computers is most useful. As is English.
  
  Pretending a language is important when it isn’t doesn’t make it so.
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:54am
  - Jack5
    
    It seems to me that computers don’t use a normal language so much as we use a language to control them, like the traditional commands for driving a draught horse team – commands brought over by settlers from Britain.
    
    “Language” to me includes the notion of being two-way. I suppose that. in a loose sort of a way, draught-horse commands can be called a language, but if so it’s in even more danger of becoming extinct than Maori is. Perhaps we should teach it in schools.
    
    The internet, notably Youtube and Skype, are revolutionising human-language learning. Enthusiasts aren’t stopping a learning one or two new languages.
    
    Part of the fun in learning a new language is learning about new countries. Maori language isn’t exotic to most New Zealanders, and there’s bugger all written literature in it compared with in Spanish, French, Russian, Chinese, German, Hindi.
    
    Would there be 100 books published in Maori a year? Compare this with nearly half a million new and revised titles in English in Britain and United States, more than 100,000 each in Japan and Russia, and in NZ (overwhelmingly in English) about 3,600.
    
    If you’re having a quiet Christmas this discussion of the difference between human and computer languages may be interesting:
    
    https://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/512123-Computer-Language-vs-Human-Language-similarities-differences
    
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    December 25, 2018 11:46am
- Manolo
  
  I can tell you: to learn Te Reo is to waste your time.
  
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  December 25, 2018 10:39am
  - holysheet
    
    Now youz fullars is just wracysts. Mein the bros will be round youz place and give youz te bash.
    
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    December 25, 2018 10:57am
  - Morrissey
    
    How do you know? You can’t speak it or understand it.
    
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    December 25, 2018 11:56am
    - Manolo
      
      I speak several USEFUL languages, dear Morrissey.
      
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      December 25, 2018 2:14pm
  - G152
    
    A good mate used to be an expert in Te Reo in the 60’s sadly he was the wrong race and colour
    
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    December 25, 2018 2:15pm
- waikatogirl
  
  “Chur bro”. ?
  
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  December 25, 2018 11:00am
- kloyd0306
  
  Voluntary – all for it.
  
  Compulsory – never.
  
  This is supposed to be a free country but don’t tell that to Socialist Cindy.
  
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  December 25, 2018 12:07pm
Paulus

Typical made up story from Stuff before it closes.
Load of Bo…cks.
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December 25, 2018 9:28am
- DigNap15
  
  Its website is very popular.
  Its the 5th ranked site in NZ
  I wish Stuff and the Herald would both close, or be taken over by a group of capitalists!
  And have a balanced view of the news and report just news.
  
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  December 25, 2018 10:53am
Rich Prick

Does anyone know if there’s any truth to the rumour that the First Family are doing a Christmas Special? I’d like to be forewarned, so as to avoid if at all possible.
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December 25, 2018 9:37am
- VicParking
  
  Yes, At midday this morning she will be on the Steps of Aotea Square where she will distribute Five Loaves and two fish’s to five thousand homeless Aucklanders.
  I got this on good advice from my Mate Matthew.
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:54am
  - GazzaW
    
    No cake?
    
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    December 25, 2018 10:07am
    - holysheet
      
      Cake? you want bloody cake?
      I have plenty of lawnmowers I can give you.
      
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      December 25, 2018 10:58am
    - Paulus Gnome
      
      Some crumbs I believe . . . .
      
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      December 25, 2018 11:26am
Morrissey

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This fool would not be fit to work as a JANITOR; he wouldn’t pass the character requirements and the police checks.

Any teacher so incompetent and unpopular that he had to constantly tell kids to “be quiet” and “sit down” would not last more than a month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtl5XK7QP38
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December 25, 2018 9:56am
- realityczech
  
  Mozzie, good on him. A straight up guy. That is why he is so popular.
  
  He is human, unlike Obama.
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXL998q7skI
  
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  December 25, 2018 10:00am
Justitia

Meri Kiritimeti. It’s time to decolonize and submit to the “inherited authority” of the tangata whenua. This is the latest concept being promoted in our institutes of “higher learning” it appears.
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December 25, 2018 9:57am
- Morrissey
  
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  No it’s not, you paranoid fantasist.
  
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  December 25, 2018 9:59am
  - Rich Prick
    
    I just bet you drive a Touota Eminati.
    
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    December 25, 2018 10:07am
- Jack5
  
  An interesting analysis of the idea that there is Maori science:
  
  https://skeptics.nz/journal/issues/32/maori-science
  
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  December 25, 2018 11:23am
  - realityczech
    
    Jacksie, have you taken on human form for Jesus birthday?
    
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    December 25, 2018 11:26am
  - Jazzby
    
    The Sceptics’ article is quite correct, for the following reasons:
    Science, as it is internationally understood, and has been for over two hundred years, is based on the ‘hypothetico-deductive’ model. In brief, this is it:
    A person gets an idea or makes a proposition (the hypothesis); this is then tested by experiment, which must be empirical (observable, replicable, and preferably measurable), or by rigorous logic (as in the case of, say, theoretical physics).
    The hypothesis is thereby supported (but it can never be shown to be true beyond doubt) or found to be false (‘refuted’, in Popper’s terms). If the latter is the case, then an alternative hypothesis is created. If the former, then the hypothesis is refined.
    Thus, science inches forward.
    As I understand it, Maori ‘science’ fails to meet these stringent criteria. Yes, it does rely on observation and simple experimentation (“Does the berry poison people or not?”) but it lacks any underlying theoretical paradigm. It also incorporates elements of spirituality (or superstition, as one may prefer) which, by definition, cannot be tested because they are a matter of belief, not reason or empiricism.
    So, whatever it is, this practice of Maori is not science.
    I suspect that those who promulgate this falsehood are likely to be either ignorant of the philosophy of science, or politically motivated – or both, of course.
    The day that Maori ‘science’ adopts the hypothetico-deductive model is the day that it ceases to be ‘Maori science’ and simply joins the mainstream.
    
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    December 25, 2018 6:00pm
secondcumming

It wont be a very Happy Xmas for a few hundred poor bastards that have just moved into this new Apartment Complex in the heart of Sydney…….will be interesting when they release the details of the construction company responsible 🙁

https://twitter.com/smh/status/1077289507597242368
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December 25, 2018 10:47am
- DigNap15
  
  And in the Herald they are complaining at the inconvenience of having to move out!
  
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  December 25, 2018 11:14am
  - secondcumming
    
    I KNOW! As my mother-in-law just said, “They’d moan if their arse was on fire”
    
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    December 25, 2018 11:25am
- GazzaW
  
  How to halve your equity in one easy lesson.
  
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  December 25, 2018 3:04pm
stoptheboats

The Viets next door have finally mowed their lawns!!
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December 25, 2018 10:54am
- Longknives
  
  First Scout Barbour Evans has a baby- Now this!
  Two authentic Christmas Miracles!….
  
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  December 25, 2018 10:59am
- holysheet
  
  Reading between the lines, are they all stoned?
  
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  December 25, 2018 11:00am
- GazzaW
  
  Send ’em around to our street when they’ve finished stb. Some of the lawns and grass verges are like hay paddocks. Fucken’ absentee landlords.
  
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  December 25, 2018 3:12pm
mark15

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12180089

Merry Christmas everyone from the Herald.
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December 25, 2018 10:59am
holysheet

Jump forward five years;

Primary school teacher: How much is a gram?
Little Neave: Uhmm, depends on what you need .
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December 25, 2018 11:03am
VicParking

The failing Newspaper has made another Typo.
The Herald’s headline said “Auckland’s best beaches to soak up the sun” should have said ‘Auckland’s best beaches to soak up the shit’
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December 25, 2018 11:18am
- stephieboy
  
  VicParking , when did the “failing Newspaper ” make the claim or is it an excuse to continue your 24/7 whinge binge.
  
  Merry Christmas and peace and goodwill to you!
  
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  December 25, 2018 1:52pm
Doubledimp

If you saw One News yesterday, they had an example of adverts designed to make you part with your money this christmas. One was the Heathrow Bears, which looks like it has been running on UK tv for several Christmases already. Very cute, and as an IT bod, I like the way the video call behaves (lag on startup and juddering during movement). And the Mrs likes teddy bears. But you do have to watch for the PC reprogramming (note the skin colour of the humans at the end).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5TkTj7Lqec
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December 25, 2018 11:41am
realityczech

Jacksie, have you wished Jesus a happy birthday yet and did you say sorry?

“I and the Father are one.” 31The Jews took up stones again to stone Him. 32Jesus answered them, “I showed you many good works from the Father; for which of them are you stoning Me?” 33The Jews answered Him, “For a good work we do not stone You, but for blasphemy; and because You, being a man, make Yourself out to be God,” (John 10:30-33)
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December 25, 2018 12:02pm
dcrown

The Dems take over the House and the market goes into free-fall. This is 2006 all over again!
The left is going to crash to economy just as they did in 2008 in order to install another progressive in the White House.
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December 25, 2018 12:35pm
- Inandout
  
  It will hurt the Dems long term, especially in elections. Most sane yanks want regulated borders.
  This is the alternative:
  “It’s Allah’s will that I behead”
  
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  December 25, 2018 1:00pm
  - stephieboy
    
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    Inandout , not when the US President makes false claims about the Migrant Caravan,
    
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/oct/19/trump-migrant-caravan-mexico-border-democrat-blame-no-evidence
    
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    December 25, 2018 1:49pm
    - realityczech
      
      “Migrant Caravan”
      
      A crusade of invading criminals who were hated and rejected in Mexico more than any other place.
      
      https://www.theguardian.com/global/video/2018/nov/19/we-dont-want-you-here-mexicans-protest-against-migrant-caravan-video
      
      Hundreds of residents of the Mexican border city of Tijuana protest the thousands of Central American migrants who have arrived in the hope of starting a new life in the US. On Sunday, local residents waved Mexican flags, sang the national anthem and chanted ‘Out! Out!’
      
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      December 25, 2018 1:52pm
      - stephieboy
        
        Umm, your wrong there! The Migrant caravan originated in Honduras where members were fleeing political and other kinds of violence,
        
        https://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-migrant-caravan-20181224-story.html
        
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        December 25, 2018 1:57pm
      - realityczech
        
        Yes problems of their own making. The Mexicans rejected them.
        
        It’s funny because here is Hillar demands a barrier be built to keep out Mexican criminals.
        
        Over to you Hillar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S1uc47j1Q4
        
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        December 25, 2018 2:45pm
Hugh Pavletich

For lease navidad everyone!
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December 25, 2018 12:52pm
Inandout

https://teara.govt.nz/en/photograph/1859/bali-haque

So this is the diverse guy who has upset headmasters.
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December 25, 2018 12:56pm
- stephieboy
  
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  Inandout, and swamp us with the Paki hordes?
  
  DUH!
  
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  December 25, 2018 1:46pm
howitis

Seasons greetings to you gezzers and geezeresses out there.
If you are something other than one of these, there is little I can do to help you 🙂

If you are a bloke giving birth to a baby, well done.
Who would have believed it?

I bedda not say Me**y Chr**tm*s as it might trigger the Massey and Otago university staff who monitor this site for diversidy and excess sugar.
Sweeten up y’all !
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December 25, 2018 1:36pm
starboard

Merry Christmas from Sydney Airport where a G&T is 14 bucks..aussie dollars, and its piss weak, bedder have another.
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December 25, 2018 2:07pm
- Manolo
  
  Yes, life is not precisely cheap in Oz, isn’t it?
  
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  December 25, 2018 2:17pm
- GazzaW
  
  First world problems starboard? Ain’t life a bitch?
  
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  December 25, 2018 3:08pm
- Nostradamus
  
  Starboard:
  
  Wait until you get back on the plane, then drink the sky-bar dry. Consider it a return on your airfare investment. And brace yourself for a “Kia Ora” from a friendly NZ immigration officer when you disembark!
  
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  December 25, 2018 3:38pm
  - starboard
    
    I got fucking kia ora at Air NZ baggage drop Sydney Airport this morning. Bah. Moved on to the Plaza Premium Lounge after my million dollar gin at one of the over priced bars here. Good deal at PL.. 50 bucks nz for 6 hours of grazing and drinking..got 3 hours left and I chugged a bottle of chard and an Appletons rum and coke already. Happy as a pig in pooh. Just psyching myself up for the disgusting Air NZ “safety ” video..bah. Luxton you knob.
    
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    December 25, 2018 5:01pm
    - Nostradamus
      
      The “safety” video should come with the health and safety warning.
      
      Warning: The following video contains content that may drive you batty. Viewer discretion advised.
      
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      December 25, 2018 5:07pm
      - Longknives
        
        That Air NZ safety vid is fucking appalling.
        Half the people on my recent flight were rolling their eyes, groaning and complaining about it…
        
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        December 25, 2018 6:24pm
      - alex Masterley
        
        I saw the safety video for the first time last week. (memo to self – need to travel more).
        What a cringe inducing piece of drivel.
        
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        December 25, 2018 7:01pm
- Inandout
  
  We tried the Schweppes tonic while over there. It comes in 1 litre bottles (ours 1.5 litres) and is bloody watery shit, without the fizz of the local stuff. One litre is not enough for a couple of decent G&Ts.
  
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  December 25, 2018 5:02pm
  - starboard
    
    3/4’s to 1/4… in favour of the Gordons !
    
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    December 25, 2018 5:06pm
    - Inandout
      
      Oh Bombay, followed by Tanqueray. Our duty free is so near local prices now you have to buy in quantity to save. Only advantage of duty free is that you can get higher than 37.5%.
      
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      December 25, 2018 6:14pm
      - Tall Man
        
        Hendricks…..
        
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        December 25, 2018 8:02pm
  - Manolo
    
    Make good use of your tonic. Drop that gin, and choose Belvedere, the best vodka your money can buy. Cheers! ?
    
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    December 25, 2018 7:25pm
Morrissey

GROPERS
No. 63: Santa Claus

A 62-year-old man with a bushy white beard who played Santa Claus at a Massachusetts mall has been charged with groping a teenager playing an elf and barred from the shopping center.

The pair worked at a Santa photo booth at Hanover Mall in Hanover.

The incident is said to have occurred Saturday afternoon when Herbert Jones, while sitting in his Santa chair, allegedly “reached up and pinched” the buttocks of the 18-year-old woman, according to a police report, The Boston Herald reports.

The woman also told officers that the 275-pound mall Santa had told her in the past: “I wish you were a few years older and I was younger.”

Jones pleaded not guilty Monday in Hingham District Court to indecent assault and battery. A judge ordered him to stay away from the shopping center and barred him from playing Santa anywhere until the case is resolved.

Jones denied touching the woman to police and mall management. He told officers that he was sitting on his Santa perch when the woman walked by and brushed against his hand, the newspaper reports. Jones said he pulled away in an attempt to avoid contact. …

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/11/26/santa-elf-shopping-mall-massachusetts-groping/3748443/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25KeLQAB2y0

https://nypost.com/2017/09/10/pervert-santa-claus-arrested-again-for-groping-women/

“GROPERS” is presented by GroperWatch®, a division of Daisycutter Sports Inc.
1 George Herbert Walker Bush; 2 Bill O’Reilly; 3 Al Franken; 4 Robin Brooke; 5 Lester Beck; No. 6 Arnold Schwarzenegger; 7 Joe Biden; 8 Rolf Harris; 9 Harold Bloom; 10 Sir Jimmy Savile; 11 Dr Morgan Fahey; 12 Prince Harry; 13 Bill Clinton; 14 Judge Roy Moore; 15 Matt Lauer; 16 Richard Branson; 17 Warren Moon; 18 Donald John Trump; 19 Damian Green; 20 Gene Simmons; 21 Sylvester Stallone; 22 Louise’s husband Charlie; 23 Father O’Hagan (AKA “Father Gropius”); 24 David Lloyd George; 25 James Franco; 26 Joel Kramer; 27 Rene Naufahu; 28 Steve Wynn; 29 Vince McMahon; 30 Rob Porter; 31 The old buffers at Russell McVeagh; 32 Otago law students; 33 Tom Brokaw; 34 David Scott; 35 Justin Trudeau; 36 Morgan Freeman; 37 Hugh Hefner’s guests; 38 Brock Turner; 39 Les Moonves; 40 Asia Argento; 41 [name withheld]; 42 NY subway groper; 43 His Dishonor Brett Kavanaugh; 44 Corey Lewandowski; 45 Brooke Howard-Smith; 46 Dr. Filth McGraw; 47 Dominique Strauss-Kahn; 48 Roger Ailes; 49 Louis C.K.; 50 Geoffrey Rush; 51 Michael Douglas; 52 Bill Cosby; 53 Andy Rubin; 54 Marcelo Vanzuita; 55 Al Gore; 56 Neil deGrasse Tyson; 57 Samuel Cooper; 58 Craig Graham Wright; 59 Jeffrey Epstein; 60 Gary Glitter; 61 Michael Harris; 62 His Dishonor Clarence Thomas
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December 25, 2018 4:48pm
- Nostradamus
  
  Morrissey:
  
  A special collaborative edition of Gropers and ShoppingMallWatch?
  
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  December 25, 2018 4:55pm
  - Morrissey
    
    Great idea, ‘Damus. I’ll get my people to contact your people.
    
    Let’s DO this!
    
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    December 25, 2018 5:16pm
- starboard
  
  Down ticked you knob end..hee hee.
  
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  December 25, 2018 5:04pm
- Inandout
  
  Once again, check all Hollywood directors who had child actors in their productions, going back decades. There were so many pedophiles amongst their number it is really a scandal. And the sleepovers….
  
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  December 25, 2018 5:05pm
  - Morrissey
    
    We’re on to those bastards, Inandout, don’t you worry!
    
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    December 25, 2018 5:08pm
- Captain Mainwaring
  
  FFS, the Morris Moron can’t even let go of his knob on Christmas Day.
  
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  December 25, 2018 5:07pm
  - Morrissey
    
    “Knob”. Spelled backwards, it’s “bonk.”
    
    But I’m sure that if anyone has noticed that, it’s you, Cap’n. You old pervert.
    
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    December 25, 2018 5:19pm
    - starboard
      
      Well, you noticed it first morris, you old pervert.
      
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      December 25, 2018 5:23pm
- realityczech
  
  Mozzie, sound like the accuser watched too many Bad Santa movies. It sounds fake.
  
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  December 25, 2018 5:15pm
  - Morrissey
    
    Did you notice who the television reporter was, Mr Czech?
    
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    December 25, 2018 5:17pm
    - realityczech
      
      Some dude. What about him?
      
      Did you notice the claim of “bottom pinching” is yet to be determined so he is assumed innocent?
      
      I hope the skank’s story is demolished in court.
      
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      December 25, 2018 5:24pm
      - Morrissey
        
        It was only Marc Lamont Hill, now a professor at Temple University. He was fired a couple of weeks ago by those imbeciles at CNN for speaking out for the human rights of Palestinians.
        
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLejq2Iuzro
        
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        December 25, 2018 5:31pm
      - realityczech
        
        Yes I thought I recognised him somewhere. That was outrageous. I watched some of his speech. Very calm, measured and rational.
        
        Expect it to get much much worse.
        
        https://anendtoantisemitism.univie.ac.at/fileadmin/user_upload/p_anendtoantisemitism/PDF/Catalogue_FINAL_webversion_short.pdf
        
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        December 25, 2018 5:51pm
- Captain Mainwaring
  
  Daisycutter Sports Inc. Is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Breen Enterprises Ltd., purveyors of fuckwittery to the world.
  
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  December 25, 2018 6:09pm
- NeverMindTheBollocks
  
  Baaaad Santa!
  
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  December 25, 2018 6:43pm
Hugh Pavletich

The Longest Bull Market In History Is Over As S&P Suffers Worst Christmas Eve Crash On Record | Zero Hedge

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-24/longest-bull-market-history-over-sp-enters-bear-market

China running out of options to bolster confidence in slowing economy, analysts said | South China Morning Post

https://www.scmp.com/economy/china-economy/article/2179397/china-running-out-options-bolster-confidence-slowing-economy

Vietnam tested by multinationals seeking trade war detour to avoid US tariffs on China | South China Morning Post

https://www.scmp.com/economy/china-economy/article/2179378/vietnam-tested-multinationals-seeking-trade-war-detour-avoid
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December 25, 2018 5:11pm
- Nostradamus
  
  Speaking of someone who can’t let go of his knob on Christmas Day… here’s Hugh!
  
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  December 25, 2018 5:14pm
  - Swifty
    
    It’s a compulsion with him – but not quite out of his hands, if you follow.
    
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    December 25, 2018 5:19pm
- Manolo
  
  Investment is a long-term proposition.
  
  A quick buck can be made here and there, but rewards await to those investors with quality stocks who are patient enough. I speak from experience!
  
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  December 25, 2018 8:16pm
Nostradamus

NZ Herald article: Hundreds of people from ‘all walks of life’ enjoy City Mission Christmas lunch

Let’s start with the Kiwiblog archive:

1. Mikenmild on 25 December 2017:

It’s a Kiwiblog tradition – dissing city mission meals.

2. Holysheet in response to MIkenmild:

It’s not that we diss the meals. It’s more like we know most of these lowlife are just taking advantage of the good nature of others. Bludgers are synonomus with the left.

3. RF on 20 November 2017:

I know a couple who take advantage of the Auckland City Mission Xmas nosh up. They are well off and could afford to prepare their own dinner but as it’s free food they take advantage of it. There have been reports of tour bus passengers attending and paying the tour guide for the privilege of a good Xmas dinner.

And now to the article:

Douglas Hadfield and Moana Ryer were positioned in the middle of the crowd enjoying the lively scenes surrounding them. “We live in a lodge just the two of us and we decided to get out and enjoy the Christmas spirit. Our social worker gave us the tickets so we thought why not,” Hadfield said.

Why not indeed!

For Nishanthi Sengundar, the festive day had double meaning – it was her 29th birthday. “Being here with all these people is so special, I couldn’t ask for anything more.” Attending the event was a surprise gifted to her by her husband Sundar. The couple were joined by their children and family friends.

So a “surprise” gift for the wife, but one that the children and family friends got to enjoy too!
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December 25, 2018 5:57pm
- nasska
  
  …..”Attending the event was a surprise gifted to her by her husband Sundar”…..
  
  A prince of a man. His generosity has no equal!
  
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  December 25, 2018 6:16pm
- Longknives
  
  Next year I might ‘surprise’ my wife with tickets to the City Mission lunch- Nothing says ‘I Love You’ quite like sitting in a room with a couple of hundred deros and bludgers!
  An added bonus would be the stench of urine and Cannabis from one of the homeless people seated at your table…
  *The best part is most of them would have spent a couple of hundred on piss and pokies this week already.
  
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  December 25, 2018 6:21pm
  - Steve (North Shore)
    
    They roll down the hill from Sky Casino and crawl to the food.
    I love Sky City Hotel, but getting there is just shit
    
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    December 25, 2018 6:29pm
  - Manolo
    
    Vultures (and losers) of the world, unite!
    
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    December 25, 2018 8:20pm
- holysheet
  
  Nothing has changed in the past year. I told you so then and I will say it again. Give these ferals something for nothing and they will turn up and indulge. These record numbers are NOT a reflection of Poverdy getting worse. Just an example of the greed exhibited in the name of xmas.
  
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  December 25, 2018 6:26pm
  - Steve (North Shore)
    
    They drive up from Hamilton ffs – get turned away and come back next day.
    Fucking losers
    
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    December 25, 2018 6:32pm
- GazzaW
  
  Onyer Sundar – there’s nothing quite like free tucker is there? And what special work skills qualified you for permanent residency in NZ?
  
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  December 25, 2018 6:40pm
- Stars And Stripes
  
  One of the most shameless bludgers that the media has paraded for a while.
  Have your birthday party at the free Christmas lunch and then tell the whole country about it without a hint of guilt.
  Just the sort of immigrant that will really enrich the country I’m sure.
  
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  December 25, 2018 6:50pm
- stephieboy
  
  Nostradamus and company, nice tries at artificial stupidity. Have more goes!
  
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  December 25, 2018 8:13pm
  - Nostradamus
    
    Stephieboy:
    
    artificial stupidity
    
    Why would we waste our time on artificial stupidity when we have the Real McCoy village idiot here to entertain us?
    
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    December 25, 2018 8:46pm
Komata

Gazza

Lawnmowing?

(Asking for a friend).
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December 25, 2018 6:53pm
big bruv

City mission report that they provided more meals this year than last.
But I thought that Horse face was going to get rid of ‘poverdee’?
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December 25, 2018 7:32pm
- Komata
  
  Bb
  
  She doesn’t speak about it, therefore it’s gone…
  
  Isn’t self-deception wunnerful?
  
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  December 25, 2018 7:38pm
- Manolo
  
  Will the MSM report that?
  
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  December 25, 2018 8:18pm
  - Komata
    
    Manolo
    
    No, it doesn’t exist, so therefore it can’t be reported-upon.
    
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    December 25, 2018 8:37pm
- GazzaW
  
  bi bruv, we can’t fix everything in a year ‘after nine long years of neglect under National’. FFS how many times do we have to tell you? Isn’t at least thirty times each and every Question Time sufficient?
  
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  December 25, 2018 8:27pm
- Rachael Membery
  
  A lot of that has nothing to do with poverty, one of the recipients had just been deported from Aus. in the week before xmas, they certainly act with no fear or favour.
  
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  December 26, 2018 8:56am
Captain Mainwaring

Morris Moron seems to have become a very temporary stain on this classy blogsite.
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December 25, 2018 7:39pm
- Nostradamus
  
  Captain Mainwaring:
  
  Have you considered asking your clean-up crew to give Stephieboy a workover?
  
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  December 25, 2018 7:42pm
nasska

Gather round pissheads…..the wowsers are at it again.

…..”A central city liquor store considered one of the most high-risk in Wellington has had it’s opening hours slashed by more than four hours a day.”……

…..”opposition to the store’s license, made by the medical officer of health, New Zealand Police and a Wellington City Council licensing inspector”…..

You’ll be reduced to straining meths through bread rolls if this carries on! 🙂

https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/109583970/high-risk-liquor-store-in-wellingtons-entertainment-precinct-has-hours-slashed
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December 25, 2018 7:44pm
- Nostradamus
  
  Nasska:
  
  I bet the Wellington City Council licensing inspector lives with his mum, only drinks mineral water at parties (on the generous assumption that he has mates), and wears beige-coloured socks and sandals to work. What a loser.
  
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  December 25, 2018 7:47pm
  - nasska
    
    I’ll give you odds on that he catches the train to work & speaks with a Pommie accent. 🙂
    
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    December 25, 2018 7:50pm
    - holysheet
      
      Sounds like our MIlky.
      
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      December 25, 2018 7:57pm
  - GazzaW
    
    On the other hand Nostra he could be clad in a black uniform, peaked cap and jackboots with a swastika armband.
    
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    December 25, 2018 8:32pm
  - stephieboy
    
    Nostradamus, continuing your meteoric rise to the bottom?
    
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    December 25, 2018 8:34pm
    - Nostradamus
      
      Stephieboy:
      
      St Lukes was closed today. Did you go to the empty carpark and sit in the car wanking yourself over the goat calendar we sent you via the St Albans mailbox? Or did you go to the City Mission Christmas lunch and perve over underaged girls instead? Both equally likely options in your case.
      
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      December 25, 2018 8:42pm
- Manolo
  
  Wowsers!
  
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  December 25, 2018 8:13pm
- realityczech
  
  The filth in this country are out of control. Largely due to them being overrun with pommy cunts. Their contempt for ordinary folk is appalling.
  
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  December 25, 2018 8:44pm
Inandout

I like marshmallow balls as well, but powdered in icing sugar.

‘Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern hopes baby Neve will one day take on her Christmas tradition making marshmallow balls while National Party leader Simon Bridges’ neighbours might want to put noise control on their speed dial – he’s hoping for an electronic drum kit from Santa’.
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December 25, 2018 8:48pm
nasska

Going to University is just the same as being unemployed……

…….but your parents are proud of you.
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December 25, 2018 8:49pm
- Nostradamus
  
  Nasska:
  
  If you’re unemployed and want your parents to be proud of you, you’ll shack up with a gang member and have a baby, which taxpayers have to pay for!
  
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  December 25, 2018 8:51pm
  - realityczech
    
    Plus joining a gang gives you political and television presenter contacts.
    
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    December 25, 2018 8:54pm
stoptheboats

Sorry all you parents and kids hoping to enjoy Wanganui river tomorrow.
Who the hell is running the show? This is NZ in 2018 with apartheid alive and well!

” Whanganui District Council announced earlier this morning local iwi had imposed a rahui, a ban on fishing and using the river, which would likely be lifted on December 27.
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December 25, 2018 8:51pm
- Inandout
  
  Simply do as you are told.
  
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  December 25, 2018 8:55pm
- Johnboy
  
  They could always climb Mount Egmont and have a piss or a crap on the top instead Boaty! 🙂
  
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  December 26, 2018 4:26pm
Inandout

Muslims shouldn’t tell lies, this cartoon says so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0zhVfgMptY
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December 25, 2018 8:53pm
- realityczech
  
  They should translate that into Hebrew.
  
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