About
Contact
Advertise

Facebook
Twitter

October 25, 2018 9:00am by iMP

#8. Heritage Quiz III. 25 Oct.

by John Stringer. #8 Maori.

Like this:

Like Loading...

Email
Facebook
Twitter
Comment26

Fun Things
John Stringer
Quiz

Comments (26)

Login to comment or vote

Captain Mainwaring

Nooooooooooo John.
9 1
Log in to Reply
Report
October 25, 2018 9:01am
Inandout

The blonde’s tattooed chin scribble seems rather $2 Shop compared with the old photo to her left.
10 0
Log in to Reply
Report
October 25, 2018 9:03am
- David Garrett
  
  Inandout: That silly blonde “Maori” is telling Stuff today that “My mother’s generation was strapped for speaking our language”…
  
  Taking those nonsense claims in order, the generation “beaten” – that’s much more emotive than “strapped” – for speaking Maori was her grandmother’s or even her great grandmother’s generation…when was the silly Dr Elder born? The late 70’s perhaps? Early 80’s??
  
  Secondly, and much importantly, the “beaten for speaking Maori” policy was the brainchild of one of the others in today’s…line up, Sir Apirana Ngata, who was firmly of the view that for Maori to succeed in the modern world they had to speak good english…therefore it was English only at school – and back then you got “beaten” for most transgressions, so it was no surprise that “beating” was the punishment for speaking Maori, as for everything else.
  
  The theory of course was that the kids would continue to speak Maori at home…that didn’t happen..and of course that is all our fault.
  
  15 0
  Log in to Reply
  Report
  October 25, 2018 10:20am
  - MaidenNZ
    
    Great Post David G.
    
    6 0
    Log in to Reply
    Report
    October 25, 2018 10:27am
  - Longknives
    
    I got strapped at School for getting into a scuffle in the playground! I didn’t even start it…
    Can I go whining to Stuff?
    
    5 0
    Log in to Reply
    Report
    October 25, 2018 11:29am
  - Kiwi Dave
    
    Quite so. C.1960, despite being ‘beaten’ for talking (English, in case you’re curious) in music lessons, I continued to talk, if a bit more discreetly.
    
    2 0
    Log in to Reply
    Report
    October 25, 2018 11:36am
  - GoVege
    
    Incorrect David.
    Many traditional Maori women keep on…and on…and on…having children til very late in life.
    (Every child is a gift from God, y’know.)
    I met a Maori mum and daughter a while back who were both preggers.
    And a sweet young Maori relative of mine told me one of her aunties had a baby at….63! 🙂
    
    1 1
    Log in to Reply
    Report
    October 25, 2018 12:43pm
  - MCos
    
    According to Michael King’s History of NZ Maori kids were punished at school well before Apirana Ngata was born.
    
    1 0
    Log in to Reply
    Report
    October 25, 2018 1:16pm
    - David Garrett
      
      MCos: Of course they fucking were!! And are you trying to argue that the Maori kids were punished for breaking the rules but the pakeha kids werent? If so, I have a bridge in good condition for its age to sell you…
      
      2 0
      Log in to Reply
      Report
      October 25, 2018 2:40pm
- GoVege
  
  She’s ONLY a woman!
  A bit of scribble is all they’re allowed!
  
  2 1
  Log in to Reply
  Report
  October 25, 2018 12:30pm
MrTips

1. Real Maori
2. Fake Maori
3. Maori guy I met at the pub last week
4. Pissed off Maori at having to sit still for so long
5. Really? Her?????
6. ABSOLUTE LEGEND AND PUB QUIZ GOD
7. Joanna Lumley Maori
8. Before she went crazy Maori
9. The Maori Jami-Lee Ross wishes he was
17 0
Log in to Reply
Report
October 25, 2018 9:18am
- Disillusioned_Voter
  
  You win the comments today.
  
  5 0
  Log in to Reply
  Report
  October 25, 2018 10:00am
mandk

re #5, I didn’t know Cher was Maori
10 0
Log in to Reply
Report
October 25, 2018 10:01am
- Tarquin North
  
  You are not alone, these quizzes over the last few days have been a revelation.
  
  5 0
  Log in to Reply
  Report
  October 25, 2018 10:38am
- Longknives
  
  ‘Do youuuu belieeeeve in life after looove’
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t3tB9o5TqY
  
  3 0
  Log in to Reply
  Report
  October 25, 2018 11:31am
- GoVege
  
  And next to her is Burt Reynolds… 🙂
  
  1 0
  Log in to Reply
  Report
  October 25, 2018 12:34pm
big bruv

Please DPF, make it stop.
10 2
Log in to Reply
Report
October 25, 2018 10:14am
MaidenNZ

6, must be MagnumPI.
2 0
Log in to Reply
Report
October 25, 2018 10:26am
- GoVege
  
  Nah…it’s Burt.
  
  0 0
  Log in to Reply
  Report
  October 25, 2018 12:36pm
Longknives

Which one of these famous Maori posted this on Twitter?

“Cocaine off the Coffee Table before the kids get home from School!”
4 0
Log in to Reply
Report
October 25, 2018 11:35am
GoVege

I bet #4 was a cannibal and killed heaps of people.
1 1
Log in to Reply
Report
October 25, 2018 12:32pm
KevinH

Potatou te Wherowhero, Hinemoa Elder, Sir Apirana Ngata, Te Rauparaha, Moana Maniapoto, Willie Apiata VC, Whetu Tirakatene Sullivan, Keisha Castle Hughes, Sir Peter Buck (?).
3 0
Log in to Reply
Report
October 25, 2018 12:47pm
- toby1845
  
  I think #9 might be Whetu TS’s father.
  
  Or, rather, the chap who was married to her mother.
  
  1 0
  Log in to Reply
  Report
  October 25, 2018 1:34pm
- GoVege
  
  I wuz right about #4.
  That Te Rauparaha was a mean as dude who invented the haka.
  His intention was to harden up any wusses on his team who didn’t enjoy the mayhem and murder as much as he did.
  
  0 0
  Log in to Reply
  Report
  October 25, 2018 3:56pm
JibberJabber

#9. Pablo Escobar?
1 0
Log in to Reply
Report
October 25, 2018 1:09pm
Melbury

1. Brian Tamiki
3. Walt Disney
4. Oscar Wilde
9. Chris Trotter
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
October 25, 2018 2:09pm

Add a Comment Cancel reply

Login to comment or vote

« General Debate 25 October 2018

University credits for protests »

Donations

You can now donate to Kiwiblog

Exclusive content from DPF on Patreon

Become a Patron!

Never miss a post

Email Address

Join 37.4K other subscribers

Highlights

Health Target 5 – elective treatments
Health Target 4 – Specialist appointments
Health Target 3 – Emergency Dept Waiting Times
Health Target 2 – Immunisations

Links

DTNZ: UK online censorship laws come into force
Breaking Views
"... a broader, decade-long 'crank realignment' in American politics."
Not PC
Word of the day
Hompaddock
Eminently Overdue: The Supreme Court Considers New York Case That Could Overturn the Infamous Kelo Decision
Utopia
Much ado about nothing
The Standard
Announcement Never Diluted By Correction.
No Minister
Fast-track Approvals Bill passes but Te P?ti M?ori threatens applicants
Point of Order
2024 OIA stats
No Right Turn
Want better public services? Ban Billionaires, Tax the rich and legalise cannabis
The Daily Blog
SHALLOW THINKING
No Punches Pulled (Bob Jones)
Jacinda’s “Act” of kindness has increased abortions 23%
Bob McCoskrie's McBlog
About Syria.
Kiwipolitico
Supreme Court Activism
NZCPR
Orr on Q&A – Part II
Croaking Cassandra
United Rugby Championship Predictions for Week 8
Stats Chat
Misuse of land use planning
Offsetting Behaviour
Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet
The Civilian
The Accidental Engagement
Imperator Fish
Legal Beagle: Election '23: The Special Votes
Public Address
Making this movie might have been a mistake
Liam Hehir
Why I am retiring from political blogging
Kiwi FireWalker
Angie Warren-Clark: Meet the Newbies
Dan Moskovitz

editor@kiwiblog.co.nz

PO Box 12270, Thorndon, Wellington 6144

Facebook
Twitter
FourSquare
Instagram
LinkedIn
Google+

Archives
Disclosure Statement
Editorial Policy
Privacy Policy
Complaints Policy
Comments Policy

Design by cre8d

%d

Share this:

Like this: