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October 16, 2017 10:00am by David Farrar

First ever photo of the full NZ First Board

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RRM

Obviously shopped.

They wouldn’t be drinking cups of tea.
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October 16, 2017 10:05am
- Colville
  
  Yip.
  Three members are missing.
  Johnny Walker, Jimmy Beam and Jack Daniels.
  
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  October 16, 2017 10:27am
  - redqueen
    
    But he doesn’t drink. My wife started laughing when he made that remark during an interview. She is still bewildered that people believe him :p
    
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    October 16, 2017 11:12am
stigie

Truely a great board, i think we’re going with Taxcinda and the dirty stinking Greens !~
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October 16, 2017 10:07am
- band4u
  
  Yippee… are they the same the dirty stinking Greens the NAts were keen to go into coalition with?
  
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  October 16, 2017 10:44pm
Happychappy

No wonder he didn’t want to release who was on the board as there is some pretty big egos there and could they all sit in the same room together.
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October 16, 2017 10:15am
Maxx

If only you could convince the other members of NZF on the first day of parliament to all wear Winnie masks. One can dream.
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October 16, 2017 10:35am
- band4u
  
  And you people want Peters to prop you up in Government?
  
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  October 16, 2017 10:45pm
  - double d
    
    Who is “you people”?
    Speaking for myself, I don’t want PetersNZF to be in coalition with National.
    So what’s your point?
    
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    October 17, 2017 2:05am
waikatogirl

Winston has secretly been working on introducing cloning as his first policy decision. Work has progressed very well on duplicating his favourite person.
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October 16, 2017 10:39am
Captain Mainwaring

The man is a complete joke and would be very funny if he didn’t have the future of our country in his slippery hands.
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October 16, 2017 10:49am
- band4u
  
  A Joke? do you mean like the two jokes who propped up the NAtional PArty, Peter Dunn and David Seymore. Now a more useless pair than that would be hard to find. Unfortunately their slippery hands were what held the National Party together for three years. The National Party would dance with the Devi if they can stay in power.
  
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  October 16, 2017 10:49pm
  - double d
    
    Pointless dribble
    So if Labour go into coalition with NZF, will you accuse them of the same?
    
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    October 17, 2017 2:07am
  - GazzaW
    
    All we need is another Labour troll. What is it with KB that it attracts them like bees around a honey pot? Maybe it’s the novelty of free speech. Don’t overstay your welcome pal.
    
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    October 17, 2017 7:07am
Paulus Gnome

Which one is Wally?
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October 16, 2017 10:50am
- fernglas
  
  They’re all complete wallies
  
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  October 16, 2017 11:21am
starboard

Peters..Liarbor..Watermelons..I give it 12 months max before it cluster fucks.
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October 16, 2017 10:50am
- MGT
  
  out of interest, how long would you give a National/NZ First coalition?
  
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  October 16, 2017 10:59am
  - starboard
    
    Full term..3 years.
    
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    October 16, 2017 11:18am
  - stephen2d
    
    12 months as well.
    
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    October 16, 2017 11:20am
  - band4u
    
    Until the Dirty Politics brigade and the back- room black- ops boys can figure out yet another way to try to destroy Peters. God they must be getting frustrated he keeps on popping back up
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    October 16, 2017 10:51pm
- V
  
  That’s a bit optimistic, to paraphrase David Cameron, “if they ever got into power it would take them about a year to work out who would sit where”.
  
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  October 16, 2017 5:38pm
BeaB

I am still amazed anyone could have been so dumb as to vote for him, especially Nats who may have given us a Labour government.
When people ask why anyone voted for Trump, we need only point to Winston and wonder how such a snake oil merchant has lasted so long in NZ politics.
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October 16, 2017 10:53am
- kowtow
  
  To be fair the electorate has to have a protest vote section and there are concerns around immigration and perversely Maori issues that Notional refuses to address.
  
  Had they they might have got over 50 %!
  
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  October 16, 2017 11:43am
Catons

To think this man and his secret Board of faceless men and women can hold this country to random is outrageous.
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October 16, 2017 10:58am
- Dafixeruppa
  
  I agree, I would be less concerned if they were just holding us to ransom… at least then we would know where we stood.
  
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  October 16, 2017 12:24pm
ChardonnayGuy

Why does this remind me of this eighties classic? 😉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMM61Y5CEU
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October 16, 2017 10:58am
- Oskar
  
  Here is another classic that surely resembles the NZ First Board – its Monty Python and all the Bruces
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyVX3uJpqxc
  
  A better one – if I could find it would be Fred Dagg and all the Trev’s
  
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  October 16, 2017 2:21pm
Keeping Stock

Here’s the Agenda for the NZF Board Meeting today

1) Apologies
2) Listen to Winston’s review of coalition negotiations
3) Vote for whatever Winston recommends
4) Laphroaig O’Clock
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October 16, 2017 11:09am
- stephen2d
  
  Apres-event is with Messrs Talisker, Oban and Glenmorangie
  
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  October 16, 2017 11:22am
Old.Mickey.Blue.Eyes

The longer this circus goes on, the more I dont care who he chooses. Life will go on. Whoever the poison dwarf chooses to drink from the poison chalice will live to regret it.
I sort of want him to choose labour so it fucks them, gweens and NZF and that the tooth fairy goes into the books as the worst labour PM ever, and then she can piss off to the UN and we never get to see those teeth again.
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October 16, 2017 11:23am
- Poppa
  
  I have actually got to that stage as well Mickey.
  
  I never watch the TV news so at least I won’t get to see those teeth. In fact I would rather not see them again ever
  
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  October 16, 2017 11:30am
  - srylands
    
    I have obviously seen still photos of Jacinda but never watch tv so I have never seen her in action, so to speak. In fact I don’t recall hearing audio from her either so I would not recognise her voice.
    
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    October 16, 2017 11:58am
    - Old.Mickey.Blue.Eyes
      
      you are a lucky person srylands………the tooth fairy is truely hideous in real life, in full noise and full colour ! I have had the mis-fortune to share a meal with her, OMG, it was un-f**ken believable. When she drinks from a glass her teeth hit the glass before she drinks and it clinks. Really off-putting. She also has to chew with her mouth open which reminds me of the scene in star wars episode 4, when our heroes are trapped in the garbage compactor on the death star….the food is trying to get out while the walls are closing in.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U3Oti2L8S4
      
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      October 16, 2017 1:07pm
      - RF
        
        What about the scene from alien when the toothy monster leaps out of the poor buggers chest with KY jelly dripping from its jaws.
        
        We could be looking at many re-runs of this if Labour get the nod from King Winston.
        
        I will be a raving alcoholic after 3 years of continuously drowning the pain and sorrow in whisky.
        
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        October 16, 2017 3:07pm
noskire

The coalition negotiations would have been well and truly wrapped up now if they had removed all the mirrors from Parliament – then there would have been nothing to distract Winston.
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October 16, 2017 11:58am
- V
  
  Well mirrors and those weekly excurisons from the retirement homes.
  
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  October 16, 2017 5:32pm
softail 1450

winston is like “cat” in the red dwarf,minus the ciggies and booze,just can’t walk past a mirror or even a reflection on a glass door.
the story about him ironing his socks is actually true,and remember the press gallery decades ago nicknamed him Luigi because he told people he was of Italian heritage ,nothing has changed.
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October 16, 2017 12:07pm
flipper

Move over IMF..
There sits the font of all economic knowledge.

The only problem is that when Peters’ “Board” gets its way NZ will go from being a (the?) World-wide top economic performer to the crap heap.
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October 16, 2017 12:16pm
- band4u
  
  How can anyone operating under a legally constituted system be holding anyone to ransom?. The reality is more people voted for other Parties than the Nats or the Nats would be in Government now. Suck it up!
  
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  October 16, 2017 10:59pm
kwkiwigirl

Did anyone see the interview with Bill English on the am show on three this morning? (it’s available on the am show site). The body language didn’t look good, like he’s on the outer there and trying to remind Peters who got the most votes.

Appalling process and bringing out the worst behaviour in Peters. He’s already backed down on the maori seat referendum, failed to meet his own self imposed deadline, is behaving like the PM already. Baarfff… Time to find another country to live in till this passes. Even though the left are not planning any tax increases they will wreck the country permanently with that student allowance bribe.

The whole system was rigged in favour of Labour/Greens allowing such early voting and also coralling naive students at the university booths.
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October 16, 2017 12:43pm
Richard

I recognise at least 2 of those guys.
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October 16, 2017 1:08pm
Manolo

What a farcical electoral system we have.
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October 16, 2017 1:13pm
Inandout

That 1996 photo of the swaggering NZF Tight Five in sunglasses holding the country to ransom, will always remain in my mind. Can’t seem to find a copy.
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October 16, 2017 4:35pm
- V
  
  Brings back memories, the tight five, in reality were looser than a pair of Tukus underwear.
  
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  October 16, 2017 5:31pm
V

How dare this photo be released when it is sub judice.
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October 16, 2017 5:25pm
tf78

It’s a photo of a mugwump done with mirrors.
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October 16, 2017 10:24pm
Carrots

I have read reports in the media of Winston being in two minds, but SEVEN is ridiculous.
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