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June 17, 2017 10:00am by David Farrar

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NZ Politics
Andrew Little
caption contest

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Dave Mann

Having to do these ridiculous photo-ops really gives me the shits sometimes…. This one’s a real bummer!
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June 17, 2017 10:05am
- Shunda barunda
  
  “Opposition leaders reputation gets “tainted” by health activists”
  
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  June 17, 2017 3:51pm
thedavincimode

An idiot standing between two women in front of some sort of prostrate blurb.
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June 17, 2017 10:08am
thedavincimode

That’s what I need; balls!
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June 17, 2017 10:09am
pdm

Jeez I hope the missus doesn’t see me with these hot to trot sheilas!!
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June 17, 2017 10:12am
Biscuit

Okay, so Jacinda’s teeth didn’t sway the voters to flock back to Labour. Let’s try Grant’s butt!
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June 17, 2017 10:12am
Manolo

Can I have some?
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June 17, 2017 10:14am
Rodney Randall

That looks very similar to the one I use at home during sexual emergencies
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June 17, 2017 10:15am
Awww C-mon

I keep looking, but I see no resemblance between that bottoms cavity and myself, despite what people call me.
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June 17, 2017 10:16am
Peter

The “$10 for five minutes” Labour fundraiser stall proved popular with the party faithful.
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June 17, 2017 10:17am
tas

Raising awareness of prostate cancer and who the chap in the middle is.
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June 17, 2017 10:20am
dad4justice

The Little patient looks like he just can’t wait for the Doctor to get in there.
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June 17, 2017 10:21am
Don the Kiwi

“Roll up, roll up, roll up.
$1. to stuff a chocolate ball up Bill English’s arse, and if you enjoy it, it’s 3 for $2.00.

On second thoughts, should be Grant’s – he’d enjoy it too.”
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June 17, 2017 10:26am
B.L.Zeebub

He`ll be getting his Prostate checked on the 23rd Sept, but not the way he expects.
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June 17, 2017 10:28am
noskire

One of these is an asshole.
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June 17, 2017 10:32am
- Dave Mann
  
  That’s the best one yet! Great caption 😀
  
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  June 17, 2017 11:22am
SGA

“Damn… I’m sure the press secretary said it was going to be a sausage sizzle”
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June 17, 2017 10:46am
stigie

No way, mines bigger than that !~
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June 17, 2017 10:47am
Adolf Fiinkensein

So which one is the horse’s arse?
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June 17, 2017 10:51am
Happychappy

Little doing the one thing he is good at blowing smoke out of his arse.
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June 17, 2017 11:05am
Rich Prick

Interchangeable bits! That’s how we’ll get our quota.
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June 17, 2017 11:08am
JamesP

Andrew Little faces the sack.
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June 17, 2017 11:19am
- Adolf Fiinkensein
  
  Very good but might have been better
  
  Andrew Little faces the sac.
  
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  June 17, 2017 11:53am
SPC

So someone in my office thought there were votes in being a political party leader over the age of 50 and setting an example about getting a prostate exam – a photo-op that will help me win votes with that as a prop. From who … old people who will now be reminded of their exam when they see me my old mug … younger people who will associate this with some old guy wearing some sort of rubber diaper you would only expect to see in a dominatrix den … they want me to lose …
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June 17, 2017 11:31am
Huevon

I just wished I enjoyed it as much as Grant.
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June 17, 2017 11:38am
burt

Angry gets shown how he will need to present himself at the next CTU conference if he wants to stay on as leader.
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June 17, 2017 11:41am
noskire

“I’m sure Jacinda said this would be a chance to show off my swimming skills – not rimming skills.”
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June 17, 2017 12:02pm
Doggie

Labour health and gender policy is to have women in charge of mens health and men in charge of womens health.
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June 17, 2017 12:10pm
Dr p

Eyes to right for balls, eyes left for nuts. I’m looking for balls.
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June 17, 2017 12:27pm
G152

Almost Shakespearean but 4 bottoms in a row ???
Really?????
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June 17, 2017 12:30pm
- Fletch
  
  Methinks she doth prostate too much.
  
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  June 17, 2017 1:52pm
noskire

Hello boys and girls. Today, we’re going to teach Andrew how to pull his head out of his ass.
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June 17, 2017 1:36pm
paulm48

Just a moment and I’ll balls it up
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June 17, 2017 1:40pm
Keeping Stock

“That’s about as big a balls-up as Labour’s polling” said Mr Little. “But I can’t put my finger on what’s wrong”.
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June 17, 2017 2:05pm
davidp

Not a caption… But I notice the women are making eye contact with the camera while Little is making eye contact with the arse-model.
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June 17, 2017 2:38pm
- noskire
  
  He’s just trying to work out how much lube will be needed.
  
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  June 17, 2017 2:43pm
  - holysheet
    
    plenty when he gets reamed come september
    
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    June 17, 2017 2:49pm
Johnboy

“There’s no doubt at all, these two beautiful girls regard me as a sex symbol” 🙂
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June 17, 2017 2:54pm
Harriet

Prostrates are best done by those with little fingers.
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June 17, 2017 2:57pm
burt

Encouraged on by the success of the Crocheted rug the artist has this time made a model of Andrew Littles’ ass showing clearly where the union bosses can insert a hand to control his mouth.
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June 17, 2017 3:18pm
A Nonny Mouse

“No no no… I said I wanted people to *prostrate* themselves before me!”
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June 17, 2017 3:24pm
wairarapapaul

Ok, I guessed how many walnuts are in the jar but do I have to have my prostate checked live during the leaders debate?
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June 17, 2017 3:35pm
RRM

Bite the pillow, I’m going in dry.
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June 17, 2017 3:39pm
Inandout

Anus horribilis.
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June 17, 2017 5:39pm
John

When you’re near the bottom the only way is up.
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June 17, 2017 7:37pm
Muzza M

It’s a good job Darren Hughes isn’t here.
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June 17, 2017 8:09pm
labrator

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the prostrate stand.
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June 18, 2017 11:16am
doggone7

“Smile like you’re happy to be here because some a’hole will post the photo online for a lot of pricks to make jokes about us.”
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June 18, 2017 5:10pm
gatcollie

Little surprised to get the arse before September 24th…
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