An unusual defence

Stuff reports:

A Kapiti Coast District councillor is understood to have been stripped of some powers and is under police investigation after being accused of grabbing a council staffer and pressing himself against her in front of the local mayor.

Councillor David Scott allegedly put his hands on the hips of a female staffer and pressed himself against her from behind at a morning tea at the council’s headquarters in Paraparaumu earlier this month.

The woman was reportedly talking to Kapiti Mayor K Gurunathan when the alleged incident happened. …

But he claimed he would not have touched her “down below” as two weeks before the alleged incident he had undergone surgery to remove cancer from his penis – a very painful process that included a complete circumcision, which left him in intense pain and a desire to avoid contact in that area.

Well that is an original defence – I did not press my penis into that women as I’ve just been circumcised!