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February 19, 2017 2:00pm by David Farrar

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Humour
NZ Politics
Andrew Little
caption contest

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Pateke

Don’t worry Andrew, craft beer drinkers are hipsters. They never vote.
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February 19, 2017 2:07pm
G152

Only one box of Tuis ???
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February 19, 2017 2:11pm
Scott

Future prime minister of NZ?
– Yeah right!?
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February 19, 2017 2:14pm
greenjacket

The old man carrying two boxes looks like he is about to collapse from the effort.
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February 19, 2017 2:14pm
realityczech

I will need to drink all of this to make those two look any good !
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February 19, 2017 2:16pm
lastmanstanding

” If I drink all the beers maybe the 2 sheilas wont look too ugly.
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February 19, 2017 2:18pm
lastmanstanding

This’ll make me look like a real bloke to the peasant classes.
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February 19, 2017 2:19pm
NX

This is a good opportunity to give Andrew a lesson about socialism & confiscate one of those boxes.
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February 19, 2017 2:20pm
backster

Ms Dyson the nominated driver.?
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February 19, 2017 2:20pm
Jigsaw

If I get all of the caucus pissed perhaps they will elect me again…
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February 19, 2017 2:21pm
lastmanstanding

How demeaning. Everyone knows I drink chardonnay.
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February 19, 2017 2:21pm
Peter

After this somewhat unconvincing photoshoot, you’ll find the Chardonnay section to your right, Comrades…..
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February 19, 2017 2:21pm
jms

Stack of German beer just large enough to obscure a seated Kim Dotcom.
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February 19, 2017 2:22pm
Mobile Michael

And they said I couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.
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February 19, 2017 2:23pm
- cubit
  
  Or a bottle shop!
  
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  February 19, 2017 6:29pm
- Rachael Membery
  
  and they were right!!!
  
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  February 20, 2017 10:15am
wiseowl

Just a Little celebration.
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February 19, 2017 2:32pm
Awww C-mon

Chardonnay socialists?

Cheap bastard can’t even do that right! lol
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February 19, 2017 2:36pm
Chris2

Day after General Election: Former Labour Leader quick to find new job in liquor industry.
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February 19, 2017 2:41pm
kowtow

Double Brown for the common touch.
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February 19, 2017 2:43pm
RF

The tipple of cloth caps.
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February 19, 2017 2:59pm
thedavincimode

An idiot holding some crap beer.
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February 19, 2017 2:59pm
cmm

We’re going to hammered in the elections, may as well put in some practice.
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February 19, 2017 3:15pm
Fisiani

They call us bottle? Why? Cos we’re empty from the neck up.
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February 19, 2017 3:23pm
marcw

This should be enough for the BBQ that I hear Nashy’s organising.
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February 19, 2017 3:33pm
- cmm
  
  Maybe the store will take back any leftovers.
  
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  February 19, 2017 4:42pm
waikatogirl

Now we’ve moved this far to the left those chardonney wine plonkers can buy their own!
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February 19, 2017 3:39pm
chris

Proudly buying New Zealand beer
– yeah, right

(DB & Tui are DB brands, DB is owned by The Netherland’s Heineken; Steinlager & Macs are Lion brands, Lion is owned by Japan’s Kirin.)
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February 19, 2017 3:39pm
starboard

Just leaving Ruths house …
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February 19, 2017 3:48pm
KiwiSapper

“Thank heavens your Mother is only staying one night!”……It is only one night, isn’t it?
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February 19, 2017 3:53pm
labrator

The Labour Party held a hui at a local bottlestore last night to highlight the growing crisis in the liquor industry. Shares in brewing companies jumped 10% at the news.
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February 19, 2017 3:56pm
starboard

Gender quota’s still not quite right, I see 2 men, and one woman in the middle.
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February 19, 2017 4:02pm
Paulus Gnome

Andrew Little doing some on the job training for his new position as ‘the boy’ at Countdown beginning early November
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February 19, 2017 4:05pm
realityczech

This will show em I am as much of a Kiwi bloke as Helen was !
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February 19, 2017 4:07pm
snowy

What’s that saying about piss-ups and breweries?
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February 19, 2017 4:14pm
nasska

On the day of the photo shoot they were out of Lion Red.
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February 19, 2017 4:22pm
emmess

Right, that should be enough to bribe our remaining straight male voters to keep voting for us.
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February 19, 2017 4:31pm
- 453mm
  
  voter
  
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  February 22, 2017 4:21pm
Steve (North Shore)

“Now, who has the Govt credit card today?”
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February 19, 2017 4:32pm
Magoo

Quick, take the photo, I can’t hold this pose much longer!
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February 19, 2017 4:48pm
Deadly pony

After two years hard work, Labour’s steering committee has reported back on how to find the missing million…
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February 19, 2017 4:59pm
SPC

Labour commits to identifying with the working class male voter by giving up wine for Lent in election year.
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February 19, 2017 5:05pm
SPC

The photo is later used in National Party advertising – Labour’s proposed minimum pricing regime will mean none of these will be available for purchase for less than $#^&*$#***!
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February 19, 2017 5:08pm
Fisiani

Two women with Green boxes. Little with Amber and Red, Prophetic.
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February 19, 2017 5:26pm
Manolo

A lot of sorrows to drown on Election night. A big piss up, comrades.
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February 19, 2017 5:32pm
RRM

Drink till you want me.
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February 19, 2017 5:56pm
RRM

My position on this is UNEQUIVOCAL.

Tui.

Or Export Gold.

Or maybe Steiny.
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February 19, 2017 5:58pm
big bruv

Should Labour really have Ruth Dyson in a picture where booze is involved?
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February 19, 2017 6:03pm
waikatogirl

We’re just testing the sugar content so we’re ready to impose a sugar tax after we win the election.
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February 19, 2017 6:37pm
CharlieBrown

Labour leader Andrew Little promises to remove all low cost beer from liquor stores if elected.
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February 19, 2017 6:42pm
CharlieBrown

Andrew looks nervous, Ruth is driving.
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February 19, 2017 6:42pm
pdm

What do you mean the Labour Party card declined!!!
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February 19, 2017 6:46pm
- Steve (North Shore)
  
  That is the best caption sir!
  
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  February 19, 2017 6:50pm
pejhay

12 for you; 6 for you; and 27 for me – I love this trough…
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February 19, 2017 6:59pm
pejhay

TRUMP Says: “Good to see no Mexican beers, that wall must be working !”
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February 19, 2017 7:01pm
pejhay

Who’s good with Photoshop? – Can we change that big stack on the right to DICK’S ?
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February 19, 2017 7:03pm
pejhay

Mac’s Hop Rocker – closest I could get to “Party Jumper”
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February 19, 2017 7:25pm
Tillwin

Labour Party members finally collect their taxpayer paid for, Christmas Bonus
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February 19, 2017 7:35pm
Tillwin

Angry Little; Proud to prove he is stronger than two women
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February 19, 2017 7:37pm
voltaire

Got the booze but no one told me where the BBQ is and Jacinda is not answering her phone
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February 19, 2017 7:52pm
Tillwin

A.Little’s entry into WOW 2017
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February 19, 2017 8:04pm
slightlyright

Colmar Brunton’s in!
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February 19, 2017 9:06pm
- axeman
  
  Yep and the 7% they mention doesn’t relate to the alcohol content in this beer
  
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  February 20, 2017 12:28am
BananaLlama

They sold out of Corona.
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February 19, 2017 9:17pm
tusker

Some days I get so bottled up that being angry is the only way to make it go away.
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February 19, 2017 9:19pm
wairarapapaul

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m getting pissed
and so are you.
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February 19, 2017 9:24pm
marleybob

You think I would drink this crap, I’m only buying it for a friend.
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February 19, 2017 9:29pm
Fletch

“You see? We also imbibe the drink of the common people”…
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February 19, 2017 9:40pm
Matt

The KFC didn’t get out the vote like we hoped last year – we need something more convincing!
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February 20, 2017 3:23am
Keeping Stock

Andrew Little has excellent taste in beer, and political partners. Yeah right
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February 20, 2017 7:14am
ben

Taxi!
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February 20, 2017 7:26am
coge

Andrew Little. Man of the people. Cut price booze, lotto and fags.
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February 20, 2017 8:35am
NerosLittleHelper

Labour buying kiwi made…Just
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February 20, 2017 8:55am
stephen2d

Andrew: “I chose a great time to take off my beer goggles!”
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February 20, 2017 9:14am
Rachael Membery

Call the press!!!!
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February 20, 2017 10:21am
In Vino Veritas

Sorry, just bringing this lot back. I’ve found out that we have run out of other peoples money………
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February 20, 2017 12:39pm
Humai

Ruth’s working late tonight – just picking up a few office consumables.
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February 21, 2017 1:33pm

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