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August 4, 2016 8:00am by Kokila Patel

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Northland Wahine

Kriss X, I’ve seen a few in Manurewa. Even seen a Maori Muslim builder on the grass outside of Winz on his prayer mat. Was quite an intimate thing to watch.
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August 4, 2016 9:36pm
Kriss X

Nostradamus, you revolting fag-enabler. You make me want to vomit.

“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.”

Could it be any clearer ? You are a hell bound sinner and need to have a long hard look at yourself.
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August 4, 2016 9:37pm
Northland Wahine

You’re not making starboard sense, itsy.

I know I know, oxymoron…
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August 4, 2016 9:39pm
Kriss X

Even seen a Maori Muslim builder on the grass outside of Winz on his prayer mat.

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Northland Wahine, juxtaposition overload on that one 🙂
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August 4, 2016 9:39pm
Rachael Membery

Don the Kiwi (2,660 comments) says:

August 4th, 2016 at 9:06 pm

Do Muslims as such need a Mosque to pray? I will answer myself, no, but I think not allowing Mosques is a good start. Do female Muslims even go to Mosques? Are they still required to pray? Gee, I am showing my ignorance.

Perhaps there are things that we should know.
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August 4, 2016 9:41pm
Nostradamus

Kriss X:

… you revolting fag-enabler …

I’m happy to give you directions to a nice spot! I think you’ll find a rickety-looking building in the southwest corner, so Kiwiblog’s Stigie tells us, and it’s apparently the go-to place for people who want to have a good time!

While I have your attention, Kris X, please pass on my best wishes to Kea (who can’t join us until February).
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August 4, 2016 9:41pm
mikenmild

Is Kriss X a revival of the troll Legio XII from a few months ago?
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August 4, 2016 9:42pm
Kriss X

and it’s apparently the go-to place for people who want to have a good time!

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A friend of a friend said Stigie is a just a brute and a user. He is not even that good a root, apparently. I wouldn’t know.
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August 4, 2016 9:45pm
Northland Wahine

Kriss X! He had his work van on the grass outside our lunchroom. He really couldn’t be seen from the road but our lunchroom window is reflective glass. Never seen a Muslim pray in the flesh before, let alone a Maori one!
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August 4, 2016 9:47pm
Nostradamus

Kriss X:

Are you saying that Stigie has a secret double life?

He is not even that good a root, apparently. I wouldn’t know.

You didn’t say “I don’t want to know”. Sounds like a possible undercover project that requires the skills of a seasoned professional like you?
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August 4, 2016 9:50pm
Kriss X

mikenmild (23,756 comments) says:
August 4th, 2016 at 9:42 pm
Is Kriss X a revival of the troll Legio XII from a few months ago?

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Time for evening prayers Abdul.

Not that it will do you any good, you are going to hell anyway.
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August 4, 2016 9:50pm
Maggy Wassilieff

@Nostradamus

The kids have installed ad-blockers on my computer…

so could you be a sweetie.. if you find one of those dating sites that doesn’t discriminate against women who are just after a guy’s money, could you drop me a line.
ta muchly
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August 4, 2016 9:50pm
Stars And Stripes

That’s a bit unfair MM,Legio had not an ounce of humour in his body.Kriss X has some good one liners.
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August 4, 2016 9:51pm
Kriss X

Nostradamus, best you don’t listen to that lying brute Stigie. Heaps, and I mean HEAPS !!!, of guys know about Stigie.
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August 4, 2016 9:54pm
mikenmild

They seem pretty similar to me, S&S. Typical self-loathing closeted gays.
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August 4, 2016 9:54pm
nasska

Nostra

Remember how some of the lesser lights convinced themselves that Kea was a female physicist? From GD ages back:

mdsheppeard (1 comment) says:
January 16th, 2013 at 1:50 pm

Just to note: the idiot called kea here, who has caused a link fest to one of my popular old blogs where I posted under the name kea, is NOT ME. Repeat: this kea is NOT M. D. Sheppeard.
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August 4, 2016 9:54pm
Nostradamus

Maggy:

if you find one of those dating sites that doesn’t discriminate against women who are just after a guy’s money, could you drop me a line

I don’t have a particular need for pop-up dating websites, Maggy, but since they pop up anyway I’ll definitely keep you posted.

I hasten to add, though, that Kiwiblog seems to be full of middle-aged rich pricks who could afford to lose a dollar or two (or considerably more) to a princess like you!
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August 4, 2016 9:56pm
Jack5

Equestrian competitors competing at the Olympic Games until they are in their 60s (or even 70s) get publicity, but here’s a real veteran in my opinion.

An ethnic-Russian gymnast competing for Uzbekistan is at her seventh Olympic Games. She’s in her 40s, and won a silver medal at Beijing. To hell with face lifts, this woman shows how to cope with ageing.

http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36968942
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August 4, 2016 9:57pm
nasska

Similar to you Mike?

You’ll miss that closet. 🙂
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August 4, 2016 9:59pm
Stars And Stripes

MM- don’t hold back okay,tell us what you really think.☺
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August 4, 2016 9:59pm
Northland Wahine

Oh Maggy, if you find one, check out if he’s got a brother? Younger or older, I’m not fussed.

Help a sister out!
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August 4, 2016 10:00pm
nasska

How come you old birds want to check a blokes bank statement first. Aren’t our Godlike physiques enough? 🙂
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August 4, 2016 10:02pm
Jack5

Re Nasska at 9.54 on Kea and Marni Sheppeard.

I wouldn’t swallow that disavowal so easily, Nasska.

Kea was annoying, but certainly not an idiot, and many of his/her occasional lapses into esoteric science matched the background of Marni Sheppeard. I wouldn’t put it past clever Kea to post the disavowal as an attempt to put fellow Kiwibloggers off the trail.
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August 4, 2016 10:03pm
Nostradamus

Nasska:

How come you old birds want to check a blokes bank statement first.

Well, it’s slightly less intrusive than a physical examination to establish whether you’re well-hung, old chap? (What Maggy hasn’t told you is that’s the second thing she checks as part of her screening criteria.)
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August 4, 2016 10:05pm
nasska

So long as she’s gentle it’ll be okay Nostra. 🙂
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August 4, 2016 10:08pm
Northland Wahine

Gents, your godlike physiques and appendage are mere bonuses.

Bank accounts and brains are where it’s at!
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August 4, 2016 10:08pm
Kriss X

Right I have had enough of you vitiated sinners. I am going to bed to pray for what is left of your debased souls.

May God have mercy on you all, (except gay Muslim communists and Obama supporters, like mikenmild.)
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August 4, 2016 10:13pm
mikenmild

Not a true Christian, obviously.
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August 4, 2016 10:15pm
Nostradamus

gay Muslim communists

Ok, in terms of the much-discussed diversity dividend, is that the equivalent of a winning Lotto ticket?

And, Mikenmild, since when have you been a gay Muslim communist and an Obama supporter? You forgot to tell us!
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August 4, 2016 10:21pm
cha

Major schism ahead for the GOP.

That is Donald Trump asking if NATO countries “have paid” if they want American protection from a potential Russian invasion.

Do you people supporting Trump know the only time NATO has ever invoked Article 5 of the 1949 Washington Treaty that established NATO? That’s the article that recognizes an attack on one NATO ally as an attack on all NATO allies requiring defense.

Do you Cheeto Jesus worshipping fools have any idea? Your orange god, of all people, should know.

The only time NATO has ever invoked Article 5 and rushed to the aid of a NATO ally in response to an attack was on September 11, 2001. On that day, monsters murdered 2,977 people in New York City; Washington, DC; and Shanksville, PA.

Almost 3,000 Americans were murdered by monsters and our NATO allies for the first time in the history of the NATO Alliance rose as one and defended American airspace and American interests around the entire freaking world while we wrestled with what had happened.

Donald Trump wants to turn NATO into a damn shakedown scheme and you people are cheering him on. You should be ashamed of yourselves. You should be ashamed of the fact that your cult leader who claims to have been personally affected by 9/11 does not even know our NATO allies protected his ass that day. You should be ashamed that he wants to turn one of the strongest military alliances in the history of the world into a racket where protection is bought. You should be ashamed that you are not ashamed.

These are allies. They are not vassal states. These are friends. Our promises do not require shakedowns. We are not the global bully demanding lunch money for protection. We are the shining city on the hill.

You people reflect the evil character of your god. You should be ashamed, but you have no shame left. You all deserve to be defeated and annihilated. You disgust me in cheering him on. He disgusts me.

On September 11, 2001, our NATO allies surrounded our nation and our nation’s interests globally while we buried our dead and you people cheer that braying jackass on ignorant of that fact and demanding money from our allies.

Donald Trump can go to hell and perhaps you will do the rest of us a favor and follow him there.

Shame on you all. Shame on you.

http://theresurgent.com/donald-trump-can-go-to-hell-and-if-you-defend-this-so-can-you/
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August 4, 2016 10:22pm
Maggy Wassilieff

@Northland Wahine

Help a sister out!

Always willing to share… after they’ve been through my icy grip, they’ll appreciate a bit of Northland warmth.
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August 4, 2016 10:27pm
Left Right and Centre

Question – let’s say some total moron wonders whether he should leave the lids on glass bottles and jars for recycling – should he leave them on or do what with them ? This is Wallytown – week A is glass collection, week B all the other shit.

He asked the recycle driver once – leave them on ? What do they do with the lids ? Haven’t they got to come off anyway ? Aren’t you saving them that task ? Loose lids in bin ? Does it make any difference ? How hard would it be to talk to someone with a brain at the recycling plant to find out ? No landline – easier to ask the KB brainiacs. Where’s Reid – he knows everything.

300+ comments – phew – I feel the need – the need for speed read . . .
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August 4, 2016 10:35pm
Nostradamus

Left Right and Centre:

300+ comments – phew – I feel the need – the need for speed read

I can save you the trouble. Are you well-hung and do you have lots of money? If so, Maggy and Northland Wahine would like to have (separate) private meetings with you.
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August 4, 2016 10:47pm
Maggy Wassilieff

@Nostradamus

You’re too slow old man…
LRC sent through pickies and he’s gorgeous, but he shops at pack’n’ Save!!
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August 4, 2016 10:54pm
Nostradamus

Maggy:

Yes, he’s admitted to shopping at Porirua Pak’n’Save, but in his defence, he was “hanging out with [his] fuzzy cuzzies“, in “a serious attempt at connecting with the local lingo“.

Don’t write him off just yet!
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August 4, 2016 11:02pm
Left Right and Centre

I can save you the trouble. Are you well-hung and do you have lots of money? If so, Maggy and Northland Wahine would like to have (separate) private meetings with you.

Meh – not pornticularly. If I was – I might never have made the switch to lycra shorts for running. If your junk is smack in the middle of normal range – there’s nothing to really go nuts (haha- go nuts) staring at. And winter ? For-get about it. It’s all hiding inside somewhere. Have to look for it come Spring – hmmm

Thanks Mags – yeah, I’m at least ok looking. And at poorirua pns I’m like freakin George Clooney . . .
I was there as usual – Indians or something sorting through brussel sprouts. Yeah – *make sure you touch every last one of them eh*. Had to go to pns other pick n mix island (I don’t know why either) and there was fat island girl in college uniform (please tell me it can’t have been intermediate) telling fat little island girl the right code to write on it – in an overly teachy preachy way – ‘the code is 01421, so what are you going to write?’. And I thought – how about writing on there – ‘everything in moderation’ – big fat balloon face – head would pop if you poked a pin in it.
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August 5, 2016 12:02am
Left Right and Centre

And if you’re looking for well hung . . .
http://www.wellhungjoinery.co.nz/
On their not at all suicide invoking radio advert they sing ‘all well hung, all well hung, all well hung’ – to a sort of three note ‘doorbell’ melody. They’re all well hung there mate – don’t hang about – hang out with well hung joinery.

(all going well either radio is off or changed station after the first ‘all well hung’ or half way through ‘all’ if remote in hand).

(just to really show off – in C major the tune is E, D, G)
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August 5, 2016 2:26am
GoVege

LR&C: don’t knock “fat” Islanders. Last time I was at a serious accident scene the only people stopping to help were cuddly Pacifica people.
One day you might be grateful to them yourself…
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August 5, 2016 9:09pm
GoVege

Indians are OK too.
When my elderly mum used to fall over a lot in town, she said it was always a lovely young Indian man who helped her up.
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August 5, 2016 9:25pm
Left Right and Centre

GoVege – I’ll knock all the fatties – brown, white, yellow – whatever.
And they smell GoVege – and that’s not always a fat thing – I mean some of them actually smell like they’ve taken a shit – why – is half of it is still on their arse ? Have you ever been in a public toilet where an Islander is taking a shit ? Been next in the queue behind them ? It’s fucking horrific mate. It seems to be unique to them. I’ve never noticed the same thing from an Asian or Indians – maybe the odd Maori – but it’s definitely an Island bloke thing.
They don’t seem to know how to clean after themselves either mate. They set records for fecal volume and then leave half of it around the bowl.
Those are facts mate – that’s what I’ve seen.
If you want some charming Islanders at your place – stinking out the fuckin house – taking a monster shit – reeking out the shitter and then not cleaning up the zoo scale mess – you knock yourself out mate. A lot of them are just filthy and disgusting – yes there’s white ferals just as bad – even then it’s not like for like *in my view*.

Yeah – I’ll be glad there’s so many islanders around to stop and offer assistance after an accident. That’s possible through their move to NZ and breed like buggery 5-10+ kids taxpayer sponsored lifestyle.

Don’t worry – I see plenty of ugly dumb disgusting fat white fucks as well – retarded losers – I’d love to see what they eat in a week. Wobbling wombles.
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August 6, 2016 12:22am
Left Right and Centre

I also love the inverted commas for fat. Don’t be that moron that tries to say they’re just naturally big people.
We’re talking 150-200kg+. That’s not “fat” – they’re morbidly obese adjusting for anything you care to name. It’s a self-inflicted physical disability with all kinds of long term potential health risks. It’s greedy slob piggy slothful over-eating by people with some kind of head problem happy to resemble elephants – and they waddle with about as much sleekness.

No – they’re not fat – they’re just islanders. 150kg is normal range for a chick. Just a naturally big people – naturally 50%+ bodyfat. Like hell.
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