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Dennis Horne

@Kimbo. There are a lot of very disturbed people on the blogs.
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June 9, 2016 8:54pm
Kimbo

Mad, bad and sad. Reid strikes me as a bit of all three
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June 9, 2016 8:56pm
Lucia Maria

Dennis,

Thanks, Lucia Maria, for clarifying your position and attitude to science. And truth.

You are making a number of assumptions there yourself, with huge leaps of logic, that are hardly scientific or truthful. Hence, the use of my words ‘soapbox’ and ‘preaching’, for you have now demonstrated that according to you, I am a ‘heretic’.

When it comes to climate change, I think that if human beings have caused global warming, then good. We need all the warming we can get according to this: Is a mini ICE AGE on the way? Scientists warn the sun will ‘go to sleep’ in 2030 and could cause temperatures to plummet
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June 9, 2016 9:03pm
Dennis Horne

@Kimbo. I can see he has made you very very angry, and I’m hardly one to point a finger, except that usually — today being an exception — my comments are not directed at individuals, but I think Reid is just silly. Not evil.

Anyway. We’ll see what happens now.
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June 9, 2016 9:03pm
Dennis Horne

@Lucia Maria. Keep digging. You’re nearly rock bottom.
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June 9, 2016 9:04pm
Reid

Don’t like the reaction or my answer? Then don’t ask the question, and stop posting like an arse hole. In the mean time all sensible people round here take joy in your savouring your salty tears when you try and play the martyr, you cowardly anti-Semitic little bitch.

Dimbo, find one post I’ve made, in the 21,126 I have made, that criticises Jews in general rather than their leaders. Go on. Dimbo. I’ll give you a hint. You’ll find one. During Operation Cast Lead or Pillar of Fire, I can’t recall which, when I told all Jews to go to hell.

For some reason I don’t approve of a powerful military shelling women and children with white phospherus. That’s why I made that one, intemperate comment.

But find another. Which, according to you, Dimbo, my posts must surely be littered with.

So go on.

Remember, comments about murderous neocon bastards aren’t talking about a Jew in the street are they, and if you interpret them as such, which evidently you clearly have, your mind isn’t right Dimbo, it’s been molested, by the dreaded – gasp – holohoax. You know. Not the event. The associated propaganda. And who can deny it is. Only a Dimbo.
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June 9, 2016 9:05pm
Dennis Horne

@Kimbo. Well, I’ll be blowed. Nothing happened.
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June 9, 2016 9:09pm
Awww C-mon

Chill out Reid, the nurse will be along soon with some happy pills.

Rev. Horne, what day do you consider to be your day of rest. I might pop back at that stage because I really can’t be arsed reading your shit day in and day out.
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June 9, 2016 9:11pm
Awww C-mon

” I’ll be blowed. Nothing happened.”

That’s climate change too Rev. H.

Try viagra.
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June 9, 2016 9:12pm
Nostradamus

Referring to seeds of hope and sanity is apparently a no-no:

The Marijuana (HEMP) Party’s West Australian Senate candidate has been coy about a reference to planting seeds in northern Australia.

Michael Balderstone has travelled from Darwin to Port Hedland as part of his campaign, talking to residents about cannabis and their use of the drug. The party’s press release also refers to him planting thousands of “seeds of hope and sanity”.

When asked to clarify the statement, Mr Balderstone initially gave an ambiguous response. “I suppose it’s a bit of a pun, and I don’t want to elaborate too much, but the idea is to educate people,” he said. “It’s about education. People have been fed a lot of lies about cannabis.”

Mr Balderstone was asked whether the reference was a metaphor, or if he had literally planted seeds. “I think we’ll call it a metaphor for this, thank you so much,” he said. “It is a metaphor.”

*Giggle*
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June 9, 2016 9:13pm
Reid

@Kimbo. Well, I’ll be blowed. Nothing happened.

And what did you think would happen Dennis?

The thing that’s a shame, is that I’m actually on the side of the Jews, for I rail against their leaders, since I see the destruction they are bringing on their own people. Most of you, on the other hand, operate against them, knowingly or unknowingly, just as the crowd did against Jesus, at the behest of the Pharisees.

Shame on you. I look forward, in that respect, to Judgement Day.

This is of course quite evident. Why pray tell would a Godly people behave as Israel does?

Simple, isn’t it.
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June 9, 2016 9:15pm
nasska

“That’s some pretty bad shit, right there”, said Balderstone, as smoke escaped from the gaps around his eyeballs, “but just because I’m, like, obviously off my tits, doesn’t mean to say that we errr, ah, what was I saying?”
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June 9, 2016 9:19pm
nasska

How do you reckon we God-dodgers see things Reid? ?
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June 9, 2016 9:22pm
Lucia Maria

Dennis,

Keep digging. You’re nearly rock bottom.

Are you waiting for me to get down there with you? Not a chance.
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June 9, 2016 9:36pm
Reid

How do you reckon we God-dodgers see things Reid?

I think you miss the fundamental point of what this life is about nasska.

And it follows from that you also miss the fundamental truth of what are the two driving forces behind it.

Why do you ask mate?
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June 9, 2016 9:38pm
Kimbo

@ Reid

The thing that’s a shame, is that I’m actually on the side of the Jews, for I rail against their leaders, since I see the destruction they are bringing on their own people. Most of you, on the other hand, operate against them, knowingly or unknowingly, just as the crowd did against Jesus, at the behest of the Pharisees.

…Remember, comments about murderous neocon bastards aren’t talking about a Jew in the street are they, and if you interpret them as such, which evidently you clearly have, your mind isn’t right Dimbo, it’s been molested, by the dreaded – gasp – holohoax. You know. Not the event. The associated propaganda. And who can deny it is. Only a Dimbo.

Actually, Reid, I recently explained the meaning of the phrase “there is no business like Shoah business” (which originated with Israeli Foreign Affairs Minister and deputy-Prime Minister, Abba Eban) to David Garrett on this very forum.

But no, Reid, I don’t buy your ‘Jewish leadership/ordinary Jews’ distinction. You go peddling the idea of an international Jewish political, financial and cultural conspiracy as per the Protocols of Zion, and no matter what your denials and dissembling to the contrary, that makes you an anti-Semite. Full Stop. You are dog-whistling and you are a liar – including maybe to yourself – when you try and say otherwise.
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June 9, 2016 10:06pm
Reid

So lesson for tonight. Dimbo and 10 of his friends love people who murder US servicemen.

Good to know.

Lest we forget.

But no, Reid, I don’t buy your ‘Jewish leadership/ordinary Jews’ distinction.

Dimbo I simply asked you to find anything in my 21k+ posts that said that, but you haven’t, because you can’t, apart from the one time I did which I previously explained.

It’s called evidence Dimbo.

You should try it sometime.

Of course, you need a mind to assess it as well. That may be where your problem lies.
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June 9, 2016 10:08pm
tom hunter

…his signature physical gesture was to raise his right arm, crooked at the elbow, until his forefinger was about at eye-level, almost like a salute, and then he would utter the immortal line – “It’s de Joos”.

I wrote about that old guy a month or so ago, but I should have added the fact that when he got into his subject with zest, he would proclaim that he didn’t really blame “de poor joos in de Ukraine”. No – it was their evil leaders who brought down upon their heads the woes of the Czarist police, the NKVD, The Ukrainian peasants, the Polish peasants, ….

So, as with all the other ravings, nothing new under the sun of Jew-hatred with that argument either.
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June 9, 2016 10:15pm
Left Right and Centre

So, not only do you account for your time in six-minute blocks, but it usually adds about 15-30 minutes to your day if you do proper time narrations.

What – no app for that shit ? It’s fuckin 2016 – pretty soon Robocop will be real.

I’ll say it – I’m a nasska sheeple – they go meeeeeeeh !!

Today at Police 10/7 wanted crim mugshot uglyville filled shop – another mother – fat and white – another cross breed feral three year old girl getting stuck into the bulk bins under zero supervision.
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June 9, 2016 10:27pm
Nostradamus

What – no app for that shit ?

Actually, LRC, there are apps. And Michael Bradley, a well-known Australian lawyer who’s not afraid to say what he thinks, doesn’t like them:

But this – Corrs’ new software Time Builder, which monitors every application the lawyers use all day and turns their movements into a timesheet – is beyond funny and into the field of surreal. If I was working at Corrs, I’d be feeling more than a little creeped out right now.

So, let’s get this straight – the firm is not satisfied that I, motivated only by the assurance that if I don’t make the daily chargeable hours target I’ll be sacked, can be trusted to get every possible minute I can onto my timesheet. No, it feels the need to help me by remotely monitoring every move I make, whether it’s surfing the Kardashians, tweeting my friends with tonight’s drinking arrangements, or desktop publishing birthday party invitations. Or doing legal work. And then, by some technological miracle (I imagine they call it an ‘algorithm’ – love that word), the magical software converts my day into a series of time entries.

I wonder to myself, “How will the computer describe the time I spent on SMH online? Will it default to ‘unspecified research’ or apply the more sinister code, ‘un-chargeable knowledge gathering’? Or just ‘WARNING: TIME BANDIT’? Will it be reading my emails? Or sorting them according to key words?”

No doubt I’m being stupid but, seriously, who on earth could be delighted to learn that they’re going to be subjected to this? Especially anyone who calls themselves a “professional”. Of all the steps our profession has been taking, by progressive inches, to dehumanise lawyers over the years, this just screams out for someone to say “enough!”

Time recording is a real issue for lawyers (as it’s used to measure their performance against pre-determined budgets) and clients (who are expected to pay the bills). I should add that the same issue goes for other professions, such as accountants and financial advisers, who charge on an hourly basis.
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June 9, 2016 10:34pm
Kimbo

@ tom hunter

I wrote about that old guy a month or so ago, but I should have added the fact that when he got into his subject with zest, he would proclaim that he didn’t really blame “de poor joos in de Ukraine”. No – it was their evil leaders who brought down upon their heads the woes of the Czarist police, the NKVD, The Ukrainian peasants, the Polish peasants, ….

So, as with all the other ravings, nothing new under the sun of Jew-hatred with that argument either.

Reminds me of Airey Neave’s impression when he read the indictment to Julius Streicher in his cell at Nuremberg in 1945, “he looked…like the ‘sort of old man who gives trouble in parks'”.
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June 9, 2016 10:35pm
Griff

Lucia Maria

Way to go sister H
Get your science from the daily mail .
Sooooo the last time we had very low sun spots it was an “ice age” at about 0.2C cooler
Which is less than the difference between this years temperature and…..2014.
http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2005/07/the-lure-of-solar-forcing/
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June 9, 2016 10:36pm
starboard

Evening trendsetters/taxdodgers..its a balmy 29 deg here in Phuket today..that shit arse storm hanging around has gone and suns out. Lazing around the pool eating bbq jumbo garlic prawns and drinking Chang beer, lifes good. Big night out last night, home at 0500 this morn..Laguna Nightclub Rawai must be ladyboy city, but I tell ya, damn hard to tell who is what unless you make a grab downstairs..its the only way of knowing. Starboards been lucky of late..the meat and 2 vege has been…absent. Anyhoo, lazy one tonight, couple of passionfruit mojitos and off to bed…miss you mm.
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June 9, 2016 10:44pm
cha

nothing new under the sun of Jew-hatred with that argument either.

Jeffery Goldberg on the most recent vileness that’s sort of new.

If there’s one thing I hate more than Illinois Nazis, it’s Twitter Nazis.

Correction. I don’t hate them. Mainly I pity them, because their souls are so corroded, and because they are so pathetically frightened by Jews and blacks and Mexicans and gays and change and their own confused sexual identities (they are obsessed with “cucks,” “cocks,” and “faggots”) and pluralism and, by the way, Hillary Clinton.

But I also feel pity for them because they’re so bad at anti-Semitism. I recognize high-quality, handcrafted Jew-hatred when I see it, and the far-right, which has lately been gaining attention for supporting Donald Trump’s candidacy for president (and for trolling Jews such as yours truly), is so over-the-top obvious in its deployment of anti-Semitic memes; so uncreative in the manufacturing of Judeophobic tropes (call this the banality of oven jokes); so bad at Photoshop; and so awful at spelling, that I find them as pathetic as I find them offensive.

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/06/welcome-to-nazi-twitter-ill-be-your-guide/486233/
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June 9, 2016 10:47pm
Left Right and Centre

Sounds like a fucking nightmare nosty. Those poor lawyers – wow, I feel sorry for the poor beggars – hahahaha – ok, you got me – it’s hgard to type that with a straight keyboard. I left peasant TV actual content that wasn’t totally shit just to type ‘with a straight keyboard’ – unbelievable. Now I’m halfway to the fuckin stinking shitting white time advert stupidity – hahahahaha

it’s hgard to type that with a straight keyboard.

fucking useless sausage fingered mofo son of a bitch c%&t !!
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June 9, 2016 10:51pm
peterwn

Mistake in my 4.21pm comment. My apologies. Harrison (not Turner) received a ‘first strike’ for pinching a policewoman’s bottom (indecent assault). Turner’s ‘first strike’ was for wounding a woman causing traumatic brain injuries. The appeal is set down to continue Friday.
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June 9, 2016 10:58pm
Nostradamus

LRC:

it’s hgard to type that with a straight keyboard.

Ok – so you’ve got a straight keyboard.

What other kinds of keyboards are there out of interest? Gay? Lesbian? Bisexual? Transgender?

How do those keyboards work exactly?
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June 9, 2016 11:49pm
Left Right and Centre

For us, I am guessing watching the All Blacks without SKY will come down to finding somewhere else with SKY or watching it on delay on Prime or wherever.

Free to air delay ? Hoo-oo, really ? *really* ? Can you really live with yourself sinking to the delay broadcast with ads ? You know you’re a big AB fan doing well in life when you’re hanging off their every movement on free to air – hahahaha – slumming it !!

Yeah – well that’s NZ overall for you. Dour. Grim. Men of few words who win World Cups, yada, yada, yada.

I don’t know – cops aren’t cops any more – teachers want to be mates with their pupils – just call me Gemma – All Blacks culture has changed no end last 10-20 years in lots of ways. Especially the brown boys – pretty relaxed, that’s an example. It’s all PR and fan signings and community crap and media training and building a brand and having a good attitude and mastering social media. How times have changed – no-one would say ‘win world cups’ pre 2011 – hahahaha – wow, that’s cool.

How do those keyboards work exactly?

When I touch my straight keyboard – it remains professional at all times and doesn’t get so turned on that it needs to excuse itself to go to the bathroom and jack off. Hahahaha – jack off, get it ?

The somewhat ‘less exciting’ truth is that I was listening to an old AC/DC album (For Those About To Rock) at the time I very first posted on Kiwiblog- And the song ‘Night of the Longknives’ was blasting away…

I always wondered. Longknives is just one of the weird names. Look up ‘Pearl Jam’. They did about the same thing in typical too cool for planet earth hip musician style. We need a name – anything will do – whatever.

waikatosinger and waikatogirl – fuck it’s taxing when both those bitches are commenting near each other !! Which one said what now ?

Guess what – it’s not NZ Music Month – have ya noticed ? That’s a sweet eleven months off – ooooooh yeah. Count it baby !!

vodafone and sky are merging – can you feel more of your dollars getting ready to merge into telco / subscription TV coffers ? I’ll just merge all of your moolah right out of your online account thanks – you know you can’t live without content. You *know* you *cannot exist* without content. Don’t try it – don’t you even think about it for a second you bored little punks. What are you going to do, huh ? Go for a walk ? In the actual out of side ? Ha !! You can’t even do that without ya head down praying into a device, good luck we say. Hand over our merge money sucker !!
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June 10, 2016 2:05am
Left Right and Centre

Good evening loyal (whatever) TV1 viewers – here’s the Seven Sharp ‘team’ – here’s our mate of the nation – Toni Road. Coochie-coochie-coo – here comes the three little three minute ‘items’ that rudely interrupt my coochie time with you my dear viewers. Would you like an ooochy ? And a coochie ? Here comes the love from Toniiiiiiiiii – coochie coochie coochie oochie coochie coo !!

Over-smiling. That’s a thing, yeah ? That’s a word ? Over-doing it. OTT. W-a-a-a-y OTT. I don’t see farkin Hosking smiling grinning and cooing and climaxing like an IHC retard like he’s being sucked just as his Powerball numbers came off. I just love the way Toni holds her mouth in a permanent ‘awwww’ shape – awwww isn’t that puppy **cute** !! And she keeps that up foreverly. That’s a word too. Foreverly. Imagine if you went to the dentist and they were like her. We’re just going to pull your cutey-wooty little toothy out awwwwww what a lovely little decayed romper chomper that one is. Someone’s been eating aaaaaaal of their favourite things aaaaaaaal of the time, haven’t they now ? Who’s a baaaaaaad little shit eating braindead paste dodging moron paying off my student debt ? Cooochie cooochie coo !!

She needs to be doing kids TV. That other shit channel hemorrhaging staff is about the same. They’re ya best pal, eh ? Simpering – that’s a word I’m looking for. Pandering . . . to shit only knows who. I can only think of nana sipping her piss weak water Milo would enjoy HDPA’s giggling teenage schoolgirl bullshit. Between her and pre-school children’s birthday host worthy Toni dead-end Street – what a nightmare. I’m reduced to looking at the screen the same way people carefully and safely view an eclipse – I don’t want her stupidity burning out my corneas and my will to live – waiting for an ‘item’ – a bit of TV is what it is eh ? The next bit of TV. That doesn’t have her in it.

Is that honestly the *best* this country can do ? Cretins on two channels ? Old clucky face and tickle fight giggles ? Toni has got a face like a South Park character. Cut me a piece of cake genius and start your magic show – the little kids are getting bored. I hate to think who happily sits through Toni Street ? I can’t wait to watch that lovely TS – always so happy and smiling and cheerful. Yeah – but it’s at pantomime or musical taking the utter piss level. And the ‘banter’ – shit awful. So fake, so stupid, yap yap yap yap at a weird unnatural pace and rhythm – she’s like a grinning soundbyte – yap yap yap yap yap. Try it yourself – try counting to twenty out loud while you make the coochie coochie coo aaaaaaw how cute grinning moron face expression. Fucking hard work. That takes some serious talent not to cramp up on camera. Her face must twitch like shit while asleep recovering from a hard day of insane contortioning. That’s a word too.

On TV1 news – and now let’s go over to the 7pm cretins and see what irritating crap they’ll have on today. That’s like – would you like fries with that ? You’ve had the main course – the hard news with all the death and crime – would you like fries with that ? Here’s the on-sell baby. They’re so fake – it’s all a big acting performance. And it’s bad acting – they are shit. And the Oscar will never go to . . .

Get rid of both those dipshits – get Andrew Mulligan and Hayley Holt to front Seven Sharp. And give it a new name – that one sucks. What a couple of TV flunkeys the current two are. Introducing the stories. As much as I can gather – one of them is just there to go coooochi gucci goo to the dribbling braindead dripfeeds sitting stoned senseless in their lounge – who can watch those noddys ? Who are those people ?
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June 10, 2016 3:13am
Dennis Horne

@Left Right and Centre. Thanks for your report. I’ll know not to watch. Oops, I don’t!

This is how John Oliver does it, properly hilarious:
http://www.motherjones.com/mixed-media/2016/02/john-oliver-donald-trump
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June 10, 2016 5:48am
Dennis Horne

@peterwn. First strike for pinching a policewoman’s bottom. Now I know NZ is in another universe.

We need to rid society of evil/bad bastards, not silly fools. (Of course he may be both, but you can’t tell from that.)
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