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February 21, 2016 10:00am by David Farrar

Caption Contest

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John Key
Malcolm Turnbull

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freedom101

“Malcolm, if you’re going to be rolled you’ll need a spray skirt.”
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February 21, 2016 10:02am
slightlyrighty

So I just wait for your navy to find me and they’ll pay me to go home. Is that it?
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February 21, 2016 10:04am
Mobile Michael

Another traditional leaders silly shirts photo op.
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February 21, 2016 10:18am
tranquil

“That’s not fair, Malcolm – you can have a wee without anyone seeing……. “
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February 21, 2016 10:20am
tom hunter

Go on John. Walk back to shore. You can do it.
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February 21, 2016 10:23am
Huevon

No caption needed. This is just gay.
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February 21, 2016 10:29am
homepaddock

From my mother’s old autograph book: Love many, trust few and always paddle your own canoe.
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February 21, 2016 10:36am
fernglas

“It’s how far to Nauru?”
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February 21, 2016 10:44am
duncan edwards

Trans-Tasman effort to turn back those pesky asylum seekers
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February 21, 2016 10:45am
RF

The owl and the pussy cat went to sea in their pea green boat.. Would you believe blue & orange boat
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February 21, 2016 10:49am
ChardonnayGuy

“Hey, Malcolm…why is Tony Abbott overfeeding that shark over there?”
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February 21, 2016 10:55am
Kiwi Dave

Satellite Imagery Casts Doubt on ANZAC Naval Capabilities, Says Pentagon.
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February 21, 2016 11:08am
burt

The socialist took their super yachts off them but rather than the staff they had getting paid more – they all lost their jobs.
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February 21, 2016 11:22am
johnnyglobe

“It’s a dead heat John..we can raise our flag on the podium …nobody will notice the difference.”
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February 21, 2016 11:32am
chuk

I’ll let you hold mine if you let me hold yours.
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February 21, 2016 11:41am
burt

How long before Ritchie gets here for the three way handshake ?
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February 21, 2016 11:42am
Happychappy

Have you spotted the Little troutmouth yet
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February 21, 2016 12:03pm
pdm

We are both way too far left – we need to move right to save both of our countries.
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February 21, 2016 12:07pm
Fletch

“John and new friend, being sun-safe on first day of school during P.E”.
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February 21, 2016 12:36pm
Liberty

The polo opposite to Andy Pandy. Who is permanently up the creek without a paddle.
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February 21, 2016 12:54pm
Hajji

‘Yours is a bit bigger than mine, Malcolm’
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February 21, 2016 1:19pm
MajorBloodnok

It’s easy to tell which one’s the Aussie… he’s wearing the skirt.
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February 21, 2016 1:39pm
gryfon

China expresses alarm at joint Australia/NZ maritime drone initiative.
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February 21, 2016 1:43pm
kowtow

Mining gone, dairy gone, China’s gone…………and here we are……..

……..up shit creek .
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February 21, 2016 1:54pm
RRM

All aboard the co-boat!
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February 21, 2016 2:07pm
Kea

Malcolm are you sure the navy won’t ship me off to the detention center when I try to come ashore ?
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February 21, 2016 3:37pm
Kea

Kiwi Dave (185 comments) says:
February 21st, 2016 at 11:08 am

Satellite Imagery Casts Doubt on ANZAC Naval Capabilities, Says Pentagon.

We have a winner 🙂
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February 21, 2016 3:39pm
deadrightkev

This is how we progressives paddle up shit creek.
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February 21, 2016 3:53pm
Viking2

Hope the boats float better than our countries are.
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February 21, 2016 5:20pm
straya

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0
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February 21, 2016 5:23pm
wreck1080

I got you, babe
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February 21, 2016 5:25pm
Northland Wahine

I’ll hold yours if you hold mine.
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February 21, 2016 7:25pm
HC

Little John likes photo ops with the bigger boys on the block, I observe this again and again, whether it is Obama, whether it is Angela Merkel, whether it may be David Cameron, Francois Hollande or here Mr Turnbull, he loves the limelight.

The more I see of it, the more it reminds me of a little boy in a large candy store, who runs our government and nation, stuff to be worried about.
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February 21, 2016 11:13pm
jonar

You see Malcolm, you might be able to paddle to the right to get in the river but once you’re there you want to stay there and for that you need to be able to paddle to the left as well.
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