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January 8, 2016 8:00am by Kokila Patel

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starboard

My rusty bullet hole is intact thank you..unlike scottchris..
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January 8, 2016 9:04pm
sam green

Deep in the kingdom of starboard …..
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January 8, 2016 9:05pm
starboard

..its 3 deg warmer you know..
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January 8, 2016 9:05pm
Johnboy

It must be invigorating to know you have an asshole that even straight guys crave starboard? 🙂
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January 8, 2016 9:06pm
Odakyu-sen

Well golly gee!

The calibre of this discussion has certainly constricted as well!
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January 8, 2016 9:06pm
sam green

Than what? Your hand …. Or your sock?
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January 8, 2016 9:07pm
Griff

Apparently the end of a sheep intestine will work JB
But I dont think it would be worth the risk with story .
You just dont know what type of exotic rot cock the filthy old bugger has acquired from the local glory holes.
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January 8, 2016 9:07pm
sam green

I think those Thai ladyboys must have been givers.
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January 8, 2016 9:08pm
Johnboy

Speaking of calibre Anjin-San I say that starboards arsehole is a .44 magnum! 🙂
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January 8, 2016 9:09pm
starboard

“Apparently the end of a sheep intestine will work JB”

Apparently eh. Griff tries to distance himself from the fact that he inserts his small member into sheep intestine, but I can see thru that charade…
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January 8, 2016 9:10pm
sam green

You like the real glory aye starboard.
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January 8, 2016 9:13pm
Johnboy

“Apparently the end of a sheep intestine will work JB”

That reminds me Griff. Once upon a time one of the lads shot a deer and when he was gutting it took out the windpipe and hung it out of his fly. He stood with the sun behind him and got a mate to take a photo.

When you looked closely you’d swear he had a 12″ dick! 🙂
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January 8, 2016 9:14pm
Griff

I have never denied that sheep run fast but you can corner them with cunning and if you stick the back legs down your redbands they are quite enjoyable story.
I have never admitted as such either.
They do tell me .
The size of a mans member is inversely proportional to the size of his imagination.
Placing you into a unique category …eh.. Whiskey 3
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January 8, 2016 9:15pm
starboard

Vile lot..Im off to the farter..

For you sam green..and gwiff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII
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January 8, 2016 9:15pm
sam green

Kpowwww!
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January 8, 2016 9:22pm
cha

Obligatory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG6JFrWjGTE
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January 8, 2016 9:25pm
Left Right and Centre

Something like – ” piss of ya brown cunt”?

Nope – I suspect it was something like ‘what the fuck are you doing dick?’. I’m guessing now – verbatim – no idea.
It was partly my way of thinking out loud. You’d need to see it. I changed nothing about what I was doing – kept moving and shouted at a slow moving car. I didn’t even know or care if I’d been heard.

Mate – a lot of islanders are just plain weird. They drive around at 20-30km/h. What he was up to that day I’ll never know – 15km/h along 400m of road, and then turned around to go back.

I’m trying to think of a time when I’ve ever racially abused someone in public. An Asian called me honkey at paknsave once – so I caught up with him after taking a minute to collect myself and told him that if it’s ok to call me honkey then it must be ok for me to call him gook. Gook gook gook. Fuck – he didn’t like that.

Got called honkey the other day by one of the special people – after he was told the supermarket was closed and no he couldn’t just go in and get something. ‘Fuck up. Shut up honkey. Think you own this country ? Fuck you honkey.’

And then the next day another one of the special people is six minutes too late after closing ‘ah – but can I just get some nappies’ ? It’s like the hori code – they’re all trained to try it on ‘can’t I just go in anyway and get my shit ?’ No you **fucking** can’t – you’ve had all fucking day dipshit – try to think about life from another point of view apart from your own selfish self-centred defective useless existence.
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January 8, 2016 9:39pm
sam green

So you work in a dairy? Are you A Hindu?
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January 8, 2016 9:47pm
sam green

Hey moderator! It’s irony!
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January 8, 2016 9:55pm
Captain Mainwaring

God this place turns into a cesspit when the lunatic soup takes hold…….
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January 8, 2016 10:14pm
Left Right and Centre

So you work in a dairy? Are you A Hindu?

Sam boy – I don’t know how the Indians do it. Putting up with the ugly lowlife underclass and rough working poor shitheads that make up the bulk of their turnover. And magnets for brown crims – let’s go hold-up the dairy man – nice soft target. Rather them than me – I aint got no deathwish to deal with mouthbreathing career crims. I try to see things clearly – they’re not troubled so much by whites/ Asians / Indians / anything else – it is always – isn’t it – always – Maori / PI. Cuz – you ever watch 10/7 or any of those shows ? That’s white oppression – no wof no reg speeding – illegally modified car – bald tyres. It’s all cracker jack’s fault. Cracker made me do it.

Rough folks look like they scrub their faces vigorously each day with coarse sandpaper – what the hell have they done to get that way ?
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January 8, 2016 10:20pm
sam green

Okey dokey brother………… just move away from the weapons ………..
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January 8, 2016 10:29pm

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