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November 13, 2015 12:00pm by David Farrar

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Aliog

“Yo, bro – looking cool, dude”. “Thanks, your Royal Highness”.
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November 13, 2015 12:02pm
dave_c_

Mmm- “With a handshake like mine, anyone would think I can be macho as well” !
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November 13, 2015 12:03pm
dime

“bro, stop writing me letters about the environment”
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November 13, 2015 12:09pm
Ross Miller

Nah, you can’t have it … its ours.
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November 13, 2015 12:14pm
GrahamMedcalf

You may be the Prince of Wales but I’m King of the World
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November 13, 2015 12:14pm
Keeping Stock

“So tell me Mr Carter; did that dopey Mayor of Wellington make you guys cycle into town from the airport too?”
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November 13, 2015 12:15pm
Fletch

Carter: “You win, you get the cup. I win, I get the Crown”.
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November 13, 2015 12:25pm
NK

“Thank goodness John Key isn’t here because there’s no room for a three-way handshake using this method”.
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November 13, 2015 12:26pm
KevinH

Yeah mate we gave the Aussie’s a thrashing.
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November 13, 2015 12:29pm
fernglas

“Aren’t we supposed to have our elbows on the table, Your Highness?”
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November 13, 2015 12:32pm
Macfre

That cup looks awfully like the milk jug my mother uses for tea parties at home….
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November 13, 2015 12:35pm
Komata

You DO realise Mr. Carter, that being the owner of the Duchy of Cornwall, means that I am also required to be familiar with all the variations of the Duchy’s Arm Wrestling game…?
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November 13, 2015 12:48pm
Don the Kiwi

DC:” What’s that bulge in your jacket breast pocket?”

PC: “Ah, I know what you’re thinking – it’s too high for that, even though I do like you. No, its the duchess’s spare knickers.”
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November 13, 2015 1:01pm
RRM

Yo ‘sup ma nigga?
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November 13, 2015 1:07pm
Kimble

Do you happen to know Will Carling?
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November 13, 2015 1:19pm
simpleton1

Finally I got this sussed. Wheww !……..
This may get me past the new Canadian Cabinet lineup.
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November 13, 2015 1:20pm
starboard

“Shag , can you show me why they call you Shag.”
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November 13, 2015 1:42pm
GTP

Best of 3?
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November 13, 2015 1:51pm
waikatogirl

Thank you Daniel for showing me the cool handshake.
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November 13, 2015 1:59pm
Richard

“Yo bitch, stop try’n to slap me bro. Ma ho will open a can a wop ass on you G!’’

”Oh..sorry your highness I was just trying to shake your hand….”
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November 13, 2015 2:43pm
Shunda barunda

“You colonial sambos sure did a cracking job!!, the convicts were all mouth and no trousers in the finish…wot!!! “
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November 13, 2015 3:14pm
KevinH

Remember, Room 212 at 10, we’ll be waiting, oop’s I mean she will be waiting….
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November 13, 2015 4:13pm
SPC

I went to a public school, we had a rugby team too.

No?

So the convicts got beaten by someone who walked the dog like Johhnnny Wilkinson in a world cup final?
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November 13, 2015 4:38pm
starboard

” Well done Dan, see you at the key party.. “
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November 13, 2015 5:02pm
Steve (North Shore)

Didn’t know Carter was a member of the order. Check that handshake messege
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November 13, 2015 6:00pm
fr8traindigital

“You remind me of my first wife, good looking and loved kicking balls!”
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November 13, 2015 7:43pm

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