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April 24, 2015 8:00am by Kokila Patel

General Debate 24 April 2015

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Nostradamus

LR&C and Nasska:

Speaking of KFC, and focusing on life’s pressing issues, this article will bring tears to your eyes!
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April 24, 2015 8:14pm
nasska

https://www.dropbox.com/s/rnj8wfhhtqflqk7/Rapture%201.jpg?dl=0
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April 24, 2015 8:17pm
nasska

….’It’s wrong to tell fat women they look fabulous’…..

That is one bullet I’ve thus far successfully dodged Nostra. 🙂
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April 24, 2015 8:19pm
Nostradamus

Nasska:

That is one bullet I’ve thus far successfully dodged Nostra.

Uh oh – that shadow – I think someone is reading over your shoulder 🙂
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April 24, 2015 8:23pm
Left Right and Centre

Nostradamus – you evil bastard. I’ve got good TV coming out of my ears – you’re killing me. It goes in the bookmarks.

And when I say good – I of course mean marginally better than Dr Phil or Hot Bench.
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April 24, 2015 8:23pm
nasska

https://www.dropbox.com/s/czgt5xhv88eab27/Feminists%201.jpg?dl=0
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April 24, 2015 8:32pm
Nostradamus

LRC:

And when I say good – I of course mean marginally better than Dr Phil or Hot Bench.

Here’s some further TV viewing suggestions for you:

[Maori TV] Te Araroa: Tales from the Trails is a fresh look at Aotearoa by foot, allowing Pio Terei to connect with the people and local histories in a very real way. All the while, the unspoilt landscapes hark back to a time when Māori and Pākehā explorers first encountered this land.

[Maori TV] Pio Terei and Stacey Morrison present “It’s in the Bag”, the game show that tours around Aotearoa. This year the bilingual adaptation of Selwyn Toogood’s television show takes the laughs to places such as Pukekohe, Putaruru, Ohakune and Masterton.

[TV3] The Real Housewives of OC are back for season 8! Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Barney, Gretchen Rossi, Alexis Bellino and Heather Dubrow are joined by fresh-faced, level headed and surprisingly direct OC heiress Lydia McLaughlin. Reeling from the repercussions of last season’s epic clashes, the series once again ventures behind the gates for a scandalous look at the loves and lives unfolding inside one of Southern California’s wealthiest communities.

Enjoy!
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April 24, 2015 8:34pm
Left Right and Centre

Nosty – let me just put it this way – Maori TV aint even in my Freeview favourites – hahahaha.

But it still shows up in the listings – so I’ll see something there now and then.

So to re-cap – that’s ‘no’, ‘no’ and ‘seriously – feck off’.

The MSM will not miss a chance to turn genuine regard for our fallen into a mawkish wankfest sandwiched between ads for Kentucky Fried LR&C.

That’s a slightly depressing view of it. It’s not exactly something you turn on the 1995 Black Magic street parade on for.

You don’t watch TV ads do you nazz ? Do you watch much TV ? Broadcast or internet ? Recordable broadcast ? Just turn off those dumb TV ads – horrible awful rubbish they are -*yergh*

How do you think these comments happen ? Ad breaks. I’d rather improve my typing level.
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April 24, 2015 8:52pm
nasska

I don’t watch much TV of any sort LR&C. SWMBO has a death grip on the remote & the crap she watches would induce brainrot.

I stick to the internet. 🙂
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April 24, 2015 8:56pm
Nostradamus

LR&C:

Don’t be so judgmental!

[Maori TV] Pio Terei and Stacey Morrison present “It’s in the Bag”, the game show that tours around Aotearoa. This year the bilingual adaptation of Selwyn Toogood’s television show takes the laughs to places such as Pukekohe, Putaruru, Ohakune and Masterton.

If Nasska’s Te Reo is up to it, he could appear on the show as a contestant, and you could laugh at him. It’s a win win!
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April 24, 2015 8:58pm
Longknives

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/68042437/police-in-anzac-security-boost-after-jihadist-video

Is this loser going to be arrested on his return to NZ? (if he doesn’t blow himself up on his ‘Jihad’…)
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April 24, 2015 8:58pm
Left Right and Centre

Nosty – I had a look at the Te Araroa thing. They’re speaking Anglo – good start. Now they’re off to Invercargill – ummm – this could really suck – phew, not showing the suburbs, good.

Yeah – that’s sort of ok. You see how open-minded I am ? Aren’t I just the most awesomest ?

Nazz – what kind of high-brow stuff can you recommend for when the data fairy grants me infinite webvid watching ability ?
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April 24, 2015 9:05pm
nasska

Stick your bloody bag….I’ll take the money Bro. 🙂
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April 24, 2015 9:06pm
Left Right and Centre

nosty – What % of viewers do think are wishing it was them given the golden dream come true of beating the living shit out of Pio with a traditional Maori stick ? Is it . . . 65-70 you reckon, or more like 96-98% ?

I even made it through the subtitled shit with kids trying to work out what all the Maori words for everything is.
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April 24, 2015 9:12pm
Nostradamus

Ok, so it’s Friday night, and I’m trying to think of questions that might be on the Te Reo version of It’s in the Bag.

1. What came first: The Treaty or the egg?

2. One Tree Hill was attacked twice with chainsaws by Māori activists to draw attention to injustices they believed the New Zealand government had inflicted upon Māori. The answers are 1994 and 2000. In which two years?

3. Moutoa Gardens, also known as Pākaitore, was occupied for 79 days in 1995 in protest over a Treaty of Waitangi claim. In which year?

🙂
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April 24, 2015 9:14pm
Nookin

“…and by doing so took down some innocent people with her..”

Like Schollum and Shipton. Poor wee mites.
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April 24, 2015 9:15pm
nasska

33,000 Maori meet at the Westpac Stadium for a ‘Maori Are Not Stupid’ convention.
Pita Sharples addresses the crowd.. ‘We are all here today to prove to the world that Maori are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?’
Hone Harawira gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Pita asks him ‘What is 15 plus 15?’
After 15 or 20 seconds Hone says, ‘ Forty!’ Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Maori start chanting ‘Give him another chance! Give him another chance!’ Pita says, ‘Well since we have a huge crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.’
So he asks, ‘What is 5 plus 5?’
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, ‘ Twelve?’ Pita looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Hone looks like he’s going to weep. But then the 33,000 Maori begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, ‘Give him another chance! Give him another chance!’ Pita, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, ‘OK then, what is 2 plus 2?’
Silence hangs over the stadium.
Hone closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, ‘Four?’
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Maori crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream, ‘Give him another chance! Give him another chance!’
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April 24, 2015 9:26pm
Left Right and Centre

If Nasska’s Te Reo is up to it, he could appear on the show as a contestant, and you could laugh at him. It’s a win win!

Is that worth 104 farking kms of driving nazzy ? Shit that’s a lot. You’re like an alien from outer space. Do not be frightened earthlings – I come in peace and for monthly sustenance from Write Price.

Nozza – the one thing about Hori TV – no ad breaks, which is good; but I’m institutionalised. I can only do 65% if that watching per hour – hahahaha
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April 24, 2015 9:38pm
Nostradamus

LR&C:

I’m institutionalised

A friendly tip for next time – you might want to choose a different expression to describe your TV viewing habits!
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April 24, 2015 9:47pm
Left Right and Centre

I was watching Te Araroa – Pio and a couple of dudes are preparing muttonbirds – and they’re talking about being white and Maori of course – what else are you going to talk about ? One fella is brown skinned, starts talking Te Reo, but is he really Maori ? Yep. Why ? Anyone can speak Te Reo but only a hori would have those nasty-ass prison tats all over their hands – hahahaha

Nozzle – trust me; I know what I’m doing – hahahaha

We also would have accepted the nickname ‘notadumbarse’.
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April 24, 2015 9:53pm
Griff

TV viewing habits!
how quaint
Griff has a tv
a nice big one
Makes an excellent high resolution monitor for the computer for his failing eyes to read.
But why would you bother watching the crap they broadcast on it?
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April 24, 2015 9:56pm
Nostradamus

LR&C:

Nozzle – trust me; I know what I’m doing – hahahaha

Yes Mr Sledgehammer!

We also would have accepted the nickname ‘notadumbarse’.

Are we still on It’s in the Bag questions in Te Reo? If that’s the answer, what’s the question?
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April 24, 2015 9:57pm
Left Right and Centre

It’s in the bog. The money or the bog ? There could be a great prize in the bog – but it’s just been used by some hyper-obese jabba da cuzzybro unloading like a tipper truck.
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April 24, 2015 10:18pm
Manolo

The religion of peace at work: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/04/24/italian-police-make-several-arrests-in-anti-terror-sweep/?intcmp=latestnews

Italian security forces were rounding up 18 Islamic extremists Friday who prosecutors said were behind a failed 2010 plot to attack the Vatican as well as a bombing at a Pakistan market that killed more than a 100…
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April 24, 2015 11:45pm
Manolo

The communist has been called useless: http://www.businessinsider.com/greek-finance-minister-yanis-varoufakis-accused-of-being-a-time-waster-a-gambler-and-an-amateur-at-eurogroup-meeting-2015-4
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April 25, 2015 1:13am
Manolo

A mere coincidence: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/04/24/many-clinton-charity-donors-also-got-state-department-awards-under-hillary/

Twenty-two of the 37 corporations nominated for a prestigious State Department award — and six of the eight ultimate winners — while Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State were also donors to the Clinton family foundation.
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April 25, 2015 3:10am
Left Right and Centre

Dawn parade slash religious event – our second hymn today is ‘Abide With Me’.

And for those of you who are not Anglicans or into music about fiction . . .
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April 25, 2015 6:07am
Left Right and Centre

No ugly protests or terror plots unfolding as yet. Oh goody – stroke victim lop-mouthed Miriama Kamo intro’d on TV1.

Having whined about hymns – I’m glad that it’s a ‘high class’ gig with no scruffy losers on a stage making big trendy pop noise blaring out of a wall of loudspeakers.

Which means no insufferable ‘talent show’ winning pop singer or other schlocky vocalist histrionically butchering the national anthem – cool.
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