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April 21, 2015 8:00am by Kokila Patel

General Debate 21 April 2015

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Johnboy

Missed the 9:07 minus! 🙂
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April 21, 2015 9:15pm
Left Right and Centre

Murphy was a man that ran and ran and ran . . .

One day – he decided to take advantage of his local very nice flashy posh perfectly stocked and presented super dooper market which is located on the ‘lap of mental and physical health’.

For one item.

Murphy power walks to where the one item he desires should live. All the neighbours were home. Greggs and Pams jelly packets of every description – and far too many for Murphy to ever count; flavours and packets of each flavour – why he’d need four hands and four feet at least !!

Alas poor Murphy – for the one item missing was Greggs lemon jelly. Murphy had to conspicuously exit a shop buying nothing in his running clothes.

Murphy recited a new motivational chant repeatedly – it might’ve been something vaguely similar to

‘typical useless bastard shitheads’

And with that in mind – Murphy ran and ran and ran . . .
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April 21, 2015 9:17pm
Johnboy

Fuck me. I forgot that the Maori Battalion won WW2 all on their own with a little help from the Russki’s and the Yank’s ! 🙂

Mea Culpa! 🙂
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April 21, 2015 9:18pm
Shawn Herles

Have you been at the grog again JB? 🙂
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April 21, 2015 9:24pm
Johnboy

I never imbibe grog Shawn old chap. I can afford the best vintages that Super Liquor can provide!

Bombay Sapphire at jolly good prices this week! 🙂
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April 21, 2015 9:29pm
stigie

A bit late in from the home paddock again JB ?
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April 21, 2015 9:29pm
Johnboy

Jesus. My coming has resurrected various disciples! 🙂
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April 21, 2015 9:33pm
Johnboy

Evening to the stig! 🙂
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April 21, 2015 9:35pm
Johnboy

Sad about your mate Clarkson? 🙂
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April 21, 2015 9:35pm
stigie

You have always had a following JB, which ever way the wind is blowing !~
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April 21, 2015 9:37pm
stigie

Clarkson will be alright JB, someone will pick him up, just not the BBC .
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April 21, 2015 9:40pm
Johnboy

The stupid Beeb made a sad call there stig. Serious talent gets to slap underlings around all the time!

Will cost them a fortune!

Not that I watch the prick of course. …..Sheep trials are more my thing! 🙂
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April 21, 2015 10:00pm
calendar girl

What’s your point, Penny Bright @ 6:18pm? Do you think that we can’t read the news ourselves? Or is your sudden re-appearance solely to provide a display of triumphalism and moral superiority over a political rival? Rather sad if that’s your purpose.

You might at least do readers the courtesy of referencing or linking to the lengthy passage that you have quoted (or rather, cut-and pasted). Thank you.
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April 21, 2015 10:05pm
cha

Let’s go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOXxUApaaWo

http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/this-amazing-first-person-view-shows-every-move-it-take-1698638721?
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April 21, 2015 10:40pm
Manolo

We are transparent, says the Messiah: http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-04-21/obama-kept-iran-s-short-breakout-time-a-secret

The Barack Obama administration has estimated for years that Iran was at most three months away from enriching enough nuclear fuel for an atomic bomb. But the administration only declassified this estimate at the beginning of the month, just in time for the White House to make the case for its Iran deal to Congress and the public.
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April 22, 2015 12:22am
Manolo

Warning the Queen: http://freebeacon.com/politics/beijing-warns-clinton-not-to-bash-china-during-campaign/

Two Chinese Communist Party-controlled newspapers published an indirect warning to Hillary Clinton not to criticize China during her campaign for president.

A commentary published Friday in both the official Party newspaper the People’s Daily and the xenophobic Global Times predicted Clinton “won’t be nice to China, at least during her campaign.”
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April 22, 2015 1:45am
stephieboy

Manolo, reassurances there I i understand The Nuclear deal will not be signed off until June so there’s plenty of room for the US to say nyet.

I take it therefore that it will be OK for your Ted Cruz or Jeb Bush and Ran Paul to criticise China ?
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April 22, 2015 8:04am
Johnboy

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/business/the-rebuild/67961922/ludicrous-red-tape-delaying-christchurch-rebuild

Colour and Nationality put aside the useless c***’s of the CCCC should listen to this! 🙂
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April 22, 2015 9:39pm
Johnboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smEqnnklfYs
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April 22, 2015 9:40pm
Johnboy

Jeeze that’s given you something to think about minus…..to downtick or what? 🙂
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April 22, 2015 9:47pm

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