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December 16, 2014 4:00pm by David Farrar

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Humour
NZ Politics
Bill English
caption contest

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Northland Wahine

“It’s fun to go to the Y M C A”
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December 16, 2014 4:06pm
Clemgeopin

These are the two big hands I used for double Dipton dipping!
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December 16, 2014 4:09pm
tom hunter

And once I caught a budget surplus that was THIS BIG!
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December 16, 2014 4:11pm
cha

So then I turned her over and you should’ve seen her arse antlers…
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December 16, 2014 4:12pm
geoff3012

This is how Wussel waves his fwag…..
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December 16, 2014 4:13pm
Ryan Sproull

“Knock knock. Doctor Who! No, wait, I screwed that up. Knock knock.”
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December 16, 2014 4:15pm
cctrfred

“So I was saying to Treasury we need to rev up the economy, and they went ‘huh?’ – kids these days…”
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December 16, 2014 4:19pm
Simon

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill— the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
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December 16, 2014 4:28pm
RRM

And then you say, “That’s funny, your sister LOVED it this way!”
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December 16, 2014 4:30pm
RRM

Have you ever tried doing a wheelstand on a Triumph Rocket 3?

I did once, and it just took off from under me, I was left standing there in the pub carpark looking like an idiot, like THIS…
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December 16, 2014 4:38pm
Richard

In one hand I have a surplus, in the other I have a deficit. Pick one! Remembering of course that when I say surplus I actually mean delayed deficit….
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December 16, 2014 4:59pm
Yoza

“The Aristocrats!”
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December 16, 2014 5:00pm
Richard

Bill English today practiced walking an imaginary tight rope while holding an imaginary pole to symbolise his imaginary balanced budget.
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December 16, 2014 5:02pm
dad4justice

I blame the appalling deficit on my Fist disease.
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December 16, 2014 5:03pm
Adolf Fiinkensein

This is a Harley Davidson budget. All noise and no performance.
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December 16, 2014 5:04pm
fernglas

When I played number 8 I really used to make the locks’ eyes water at scrum time.
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December 16, 2014 5:31pm
waikatogirl

I don’t spend much time on the farm bike these days, I forgot how fast it goes when you rev it too quickly!
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December 16, 2014 5:34pm
SGA

And that’s when I knew I had Labour by the balls
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December 16, 2014 5:35pm
waikatogirl

Pick which hand for the prize?
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December 16, 2014 5:38pm
chwaga

All together now…..have all got the same song sheet….I hear some discord
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December 16, 2014 5:46pm
thePeoplesFlag

This ridiculous caption competition means David Farrar doesn’t have to talk about our vanished surplus!

[DPF: And that is strike 1. Off topic, and I blogged on the vanished surplus several hours ago]
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December 16, 2014 5:48pm
Albert_Ross

I like this new invisible dental floss
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December 16, 2014 5:57pm
Insightful

And then I says to my friend John on his push bike next to me “you pretend to be Prime Minister and I”ll pretend to be Minister of Finance”
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December 16, 2014 6:04pm
Insightful

And then I used all my fingers to count to 10 and I did’nt know what to do after that so I winged it.
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December 16, 2014 6:09pm
Insightful

I told you I would get into surplus, so I grabbed ACCs money and then I grabbed Transport money and I laughed.
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December 16, 2014 6:14pm
EAD

“Fcuk we pulled a fast one over the NZ public convincing them we were fiscally responsible.

How did most of the dupes not see we chopped none of Labour’s social programmes, let massive pay inflation take hold in the public sector, yet they still believed we’d balance the books”
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December 16, 2014 6:22pm
EAD

“But at least we didn’t let the peons have a say on smacking or gay marriage and we’re going to change their flag. We’ve also continued to socially engineer NZ beyond all recognition and introduce liberty destroying anti terror laws so we do have some achievements to qualify our time as a success”

/sarc
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December 16, 2014 6:26pm
stephieboy

EAD, a caption suggests something pihy and concise and not your long winded babble.Try putting what you have just said into say four consider words .

ZH might even be able to guide you .
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December 16, 2014 6:32pm
EAD

Four words aye Stephie?

“Stephieboy is an idiot”?

“Should’ve bought some gold”?
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December 16, 2014 6:35pm
Johnboy

“John lifts me up where I belong
On a surplus high, where Andrews sigh!
Tax lifts me up where I belong
From the folks below
Where Moodys ratings blow” 🙂
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December 16, 2014 6:39pm
dcrown

“And that’s how we pulled the wool over the eyes of the public and buried them under a mountain of debt!”
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December 16, 2014 6:59pm
deadrightkev

In one hand I have Sir Rogers budget for a prosperous NZ and in the other hand I have my budget for NZ. Which hand is my budget in?

Its in the left of course silly.
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December 16, 2014 7:19pm
wiseowl

‘ I’m struggling to hold this surplus’
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December 16, 2014 7:22pm
Richard

….and so I took the piano wire like this and I garrotted the bastard!

So kids that’s how ya kill possums. Any questions?
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December 16, 2014 7:41pm
Nigel

Top of the hill and damned thing stalled flat as the Japanese economy.
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December 16, 2014 8:26pm
burt

Remember the cane ?
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December 16, 2014 8:41pm
Fight Communism

All I need now is a new flag

a white one
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December 16, 2014 9:01pm
KevinH

Did I tell you the story about the night Helen came for a visit. I said no way but wow it was a hell of a scrap.
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December 16, 2014 9:03pm
Johnboy

Shit oh dear how could I forget KevinH…Thanks mate! 🙂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8-Gtwv4Zh0
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December 16, 2014 9:08pm
beautox

So I said to the policeman “Do you know who I am?”
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December 16, 2014 10:07pm
SPLOOGE

“So Paula said, Is that the best you got?……and then I pulled her blouse down”
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December 16, 2014 10:25pm
Rachael Membery

Anybody want to play knuckles?
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December 16, 2014 10:27pm
Mobile Michael

Get your budget runnin’
Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for a surplus
Not happening today.
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December 17, 2014 7:55am
Fletch

♩ “Born to be mild….” ♫ ♩
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December 17, 2014 10:37am
MrDolby

“So let me get this straight. You believe the Greens when they say that the future for New Zealand lies in culling our dairy cows?

…Can I interest you in these new clothes?”
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December 17, 2014 1:02pm
Davo36

And then we found out that running the goverment was basically a crap shoot!

Any decision you have to me, you just put a coin in one hand, nothing in the other and get someone to choose!
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December 17, 2014 3:23pm
Whanga-cynic

So, I had John’s in this hand and Steven’s in the other and I said: “Now, who’s going to be Finance Minister?”
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December 17, 2014 5:37pm
wikiriwhis business

I got both hands on the rock star economy.
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December 17, 2014 6:16pm

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