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October 18, 2014 8:11am by Kokila Patel

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Johnboy

They show up really well in the flashing red and blue lights, if any of them bothered to turn up of course! 🙂
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October 18, 2014 8:50pm
cha

Thanks for playing Canterbury, here’s your prize.
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October 18, 2014 8:51pm
Nostradamus

This story will bring a tear to Johnboy’s eye:

Dunedin teenager George Sabonadiere has been crowned this year’s National Spelling Bee champion.
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George also found himself at the centre of perhaps the most controversial moment of the afternoon.

When a fellow competitor was ejected for misspelling the word ”aplomb” George protested the judges to give him another shot, claiming the MC’s pronunciation of the word was off the mark.

”That would have definitely knocked me off my stride a bit,” he said. ”I wanted to win but I wanted to win fairly, and I didn’t see that as being particularly fair.”

Quite remarkable really. I’d struggle to spell “Sabonadiere” at the best of times – thank goodness he’s happy to be called “George”!
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October 18, 2014 8:52pm
Johnboy

I’ve always had “aplomb” in my mouth Nostra!

I put it down to my private school edumication weally! 🙂
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October 18, 2014 8:55pm
goldnkiwi

Hands up all those taking pot shots.
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October 18, 2014 8:56pm
Reid

When a fellow competitor was ejected for misspelling the word ”aplomb” George protested the judges to give him another shot, claiming the MC’s pronunciation of the word was off the mark.

HTF do you mis-pronounce aplomb?

A bomb?

Quiz Master: “Right. Spell “a bomb.”

“Go on, I dare ya..”

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

One can only imagine and have sympathy accordingly.

What’s the bet it becomes an issue during the Labour leadership contest that we’re all following so very very closely…

Won’t someone think of the children…
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October 18, 2014 9:00pm
nasska

“Is it normal to get a hard on in the shower sir?” the boy asked his PE teacher.

“Yes, perfectly normal.” was the reply.

“Would you at least stop rubbing my back with it please?”
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October 18, 2014 9:04pm
Johnboy

Hahaha nasska. Trev Snowdon used to do that to the boarding chaps! 🙂
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October 18, 2014 9:06pm
cha

A candidate for the 2014 Darwin.

When paramedics arrived, the man told them a 40 mm grenade went off while it was in his lap. “He thought it was a novelty round,” Padbury said. “He was taking it apart. As he was twisting, the gunpowder ignited and shot into his thigh.”

http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2014/10/if_he_moved_the_right_way_it_c.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2014/10/16/u-s-soldier-pulls-grenade-out-of-alabama-mans-leg/
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October 18, 2014 9:06pm
stigie

Were they Catholic showers Nasska ?
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October 18, 2014 9:10pm
Johnboy

Pity it missed his tackle cha. He should definitely be removed from the gene pool! 🙂
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October 18, 2014 9:10pm
Johnboy

Presbyterian in Trev’s case stigie! 🙂
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October 18, 2014 9:12pm
nasska

….”Were they Catholic showers Nasska ?”….

Never stigie! The Left Footers don’t go in for that sort of thing.

Or so they tell us. 🙂
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October 18, 2014 9:13pm
Nostradamus

The UglyTruth approach to litigation:

[1] Mr Koyama seeks leave to appeal against a decision of the High Court which dismissed his appeal against two costs decisions of the Human Rights Review Tribunal and made a further costs order against Mr Koyama.[1]
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[3] Mr Koyama’s submissions set out at some length the background to the many proceedings he has instituted against the New Zealand Law Society after being refused a certificate of character in 2005. The ground for his application for leave to appeal to this Court is that he was not given an opportunity to be heard by the High Court and that no hearing took place. Other grounds raised in his submissions include judicial bias, that the judgment was forged, and that the judgment violates the Judicature Act 1908, the Crimes Act 1961, the New Zealand Bill of Rights Act 1990, principles of natural justice and the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights.

[4] The High Court judgment records that the applicant chose not to make submissions in support of his appeal, or to appear at the hearing.[2] It seems that, although it was his appeal, he protested the jurisdiction of the Court. The judgment also sets out at some length the procedural history of the appeal and records that the applicant was notified a number of times of the hearing date.[3]
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[7] For these reasons it is not in the interests of justice for us to hear and determine the proposed appeal. The application for leave to appeal is dismissed.

So Mr Koyama appealed, but chose not to argue his case on appeal, then claimed he was denied all of his human rights in relation to the appeal.

I imagine if I were a grumpy old judge, this sort of case would make my day!
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October 18, 2014 9:13pm
stigie

Will we have a non bias commentry from Big Bruv in tonights AB game ?
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October 18, 2014 9:16pm
Johnboy

” It seems that, although it was his appeal, he protested the jurisdiction of the Court. ”

Is he Penny’s brother Nostradamus? 🙂
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October 18, 2014 9:16pm
Johnboy

Like Cancer and rust my old mate Minus seems to be about tonight! 🙂
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October 18, 2014 9:18pm
stigie

He luffs you Johnboy like nobody else !~

Mind you, it could be a she….how the fuck would you know ?
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October 18, 2014 9:20pm
Johnboy

Man/boy luv is the purest sort stigie! 🙂
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October 18, 2014 9:22pm
Nostradamus

Johnboy:

This is quite possibly the funniest judgment that has ever been written (and it all comes down to the footnote):

”Before the court is a motion entitled ‘Defendant’s Motion to Discharge Response to Plaintiff’s Response to Defendant’s Response Opposing Objection to Discharge.’ As background, this adversary was commenced on December 14, 2005 with the filing of the plaintiff’s complaint objecting to the debtor’s discharge. Defendant answered the complaint on January 12, 2006. Plaintiff responded to the Defendant’s answer on January 26, 2006. On February 3, 2006, Defendant filed the above entitled motion. The court cannot determine the substance, if any, of the Defendant’s legal argument, nor can the court even ascertain the relief that the Defendant is requesting. The Defendant’s motion is accordingly denied for being incomprehensible.”1

1: “Or, in the words of the competition judge to Adam Sandler’s title character in the movie, ‘Billy Madison,’ after Billy Madison had responded to a question with an answer that sounded superficially reasonable but lacked any substance, ‘Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.’ Deciphering motions like the one presented here wastes valuable chamber staff time, and invites this sort of footnote.”

Even Minus should find that funny!
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October 18, 2014 9:22pm
Johnboy

Apart from Man/Sheep of course! 🙂
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October 18, 2014 9:24pm
Johnboy

“At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought.”

That bastard was talking about me!!
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October 18, 2014 9:26pm
stigie

You seem to have 2 stalkers JB….report the bastards for abuse ?
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October 18, 2014 9:34pm
Johnboy

I’ve noticed that Minus appears to have cloned stigie.

Being a gentleman of some breeding I wouldn’t lower myself to bother to bleat to DPF about chaps that seem to have taken a dislike to me.

I shall continue to ignore them as a proper gentleman should! 🙂
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