12 reasons cats suck
I love cats but Elite Daily gives you 12 reasons to join the Gareth Morgan camp:
- The reason you even like cats in the first place is because of a parasite in your brain
- Cats who cuddle with you don’t actually love you
- The way cats do show their love is really creepy
- If you are alone with your cat and you die, he will eat you immediately
- Cats don’t like sweet things, which means they don’t like dessert, and everyone knows you can’t trust a dessert-hater
- Cats kill a hell of a lot of innocent animals for literally no reason
- Cats are irritating show-offs
- Cat poop could give you a fatal disease
- Cats’ purrs are manipulative
- Cats are f*cking stupid losers
- You know how when you like someone, you’re attracted to his scent? Well, cats hate your scent.
- Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, Mussolini and Hitler were all afraid of cats
No 4 is the one that worries me!