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July 8, 2014 2:21pm by David Farrar

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Don’t they look happy! Captions below – as always funny, not nasty, please.

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Labour Leadership

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Brian Smaller

My Derp Face is all natural.
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July 8, 2014 2:24pm
dirty harry

(Shearer)

Geeeeez that stinks man…what did you have for lunch ??
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July 8, 2014 2:27pm
labrator

I’m sorry for being a Labour Party leader
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July 8, 2014 2:27pm
mikenmild

My colleagues here would like to apologise for me.
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July 8, 2014 2:28pm
Ashley Schaeffer

Shearer can still smell two dead fish.
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July 8, 2014 2:28pm
thedavincimode

I’ve got John Key’s number and he knows it.
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July 8, 2014 2:31pm
Steve Taylor

“And then this one time, at band camp….”
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July 8, 2014 2:31pm
dime

“We are all just so goddam sorry for being men”
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July 8, 2014 2:33pm
Simon

I am so confident about September that I already have entered into coalition talks with the different factions of the Labour Party.
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July 8, 2014 2:35pm
igm

The Three Stooges.
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July 8, 2014 2:37pm
Adolf Fiinkensein

Simon, that’s very good indeed!
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July 8, 2014 2:38pm
Judith

Cunliffe – ” this particular facial exercise does not get rid of a double chin – but help is at hand, Labour proposes to pay for face lifts for all people that feel emotionally damaged by their sagging chins”.

Shearer – “I wonder if a knife would slip into his back, as easily as it did mine”

Goff – ” Jeez some people talk some shit”
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July 8, 2014 2:40pm
Tarquin North

“I’m a man” And I’m sorry. (aren’t we all for hearing that.)
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July 8, 2014 2:43pm
Hair Removal Specialist

On election day true New Zealanders will realise they really like us and our policies. The poll results don’t show what true New Zealanders really think about us.
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July 8, 2014 2:49pm
Peter

My next stupid statement is scheduled for 1.30 pm
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July 8, 2014 2:53pm
TMC

Shearer “What the h*ll did he just say? That makes no sense whatsoever.”

Cunliffe: “Blah blah blah blah…whatever you want to hear…blah blah blah blah”

Goff: “How did it come to this? What am I doing here? Did I leave the iron on?”
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July 8, 2014 2:54pm
ciaron

Goff: Yeah…. that spot is perfect for the knife.
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July 8, 2014 2:57pm
tom hunter

My fellow New Zealanders: Major combat operations in Labour have ended. In the Battle of Our Souls, we have prevailed.
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July 8, 2014 3:01pm
Fletch

“Well, we both failed. It’s your turn now”.
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July 8, 2014 3:12pm
dirty harry

FFS Helen…call me back !!!!
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July 8, 2014 3:18pm
2boyz

Goff ‘We’
Shearer ‘Are’
Cunliffe ‘F****d’
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July 8, 2014 3:20pm
unaha-closp

Gone, Gone, Going.
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July 8, 2014 3:21pm
Lance

Scientists successfully test an ultra high speed camera that actually captures DC without one of his feet in his mouth.
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July 8, 2014 3:25pm
G152

The three Stooges
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July 8, 2014 3:27pm
SHG

Jesus, Cunliffe looks like he’s aged twenty years in the past six months.
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July 8, 2014 3:28pm
Griff

So thats what you look like after the feminista cut of your nuts.
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July 8, 2014 3:35pm
ashishnaicker

The three apologists
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July 8, 2014 3:35pm
ashishnaicker

We are men!…. NO NO… We are sorry men…
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July 8, 2014 3:37pm
david

“Now how does it go? Oh that’s right, Trevor showed me — Fire, ready, aim”
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July 8, 2014 3:42pm
spanish_tudor

“We’ve just had a crisis meeting with Darien, Maryan, Carol, and Ruth, and unfortunately they still won’t give us back our balls…”
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July 8, 2014 3:43pm
igm

Cunliffe’s facial distortion is not dissimilar to a horse eating Scotch thistles.
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July 8, 2014 3:50pm
Peter

I would like to announce two new cabinet positions – Spokesman on Frowning At Bad Poll Results, and his Deputy.
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July 8, 2014 3:51pm
gravedodger

Look guys its nearly 1 30 these two are right behind me so I am still leader, OK.

Where is that jerk Parker, Robbo who?
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July 8, 2014 3:57pm
Keeping Stock

I’m sure I speak for Phil and Dave when I say that we’re all sorry to be former leaders of the Labour Party
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July 8, 2014 3:59pm
Jaffa

Blah Blah Blah, A mini bar,….oops!
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July 8, 2014 4:03pm
Don the Kiwi

“Well, yes, I am pretty pissed off – it’s 1.30 am, and we’ve been waiting all this time for Hone, Kim and Winston to arrive.
But no matter, if they don’t want to join us, we’ll win the election comfortably on our own, anyway.”
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July 8, 2014 4:03pm
Don the Kiwi

Shades of the Roman Triumvirate system. (et tu Brute)
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July 8, 2014 4:04pm
Goldsmith

We’ve just confirmed with the doctor that we’re not really men because we have no balls!
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July 8, 2014 4:04pm
Don the Kiwi

“Of course we’re not happy – someone swapped our underpants for new ones 2 sizes too small – and you think I’ve got a squeaky voice – you wanna hear Phil!”
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July 8, 2014 4:08pm
BlueSilver

In order to ensure strict compliance with Labour’s manban, Cunliffe announces that Goff and Shearer have volunteered for gender re-assignment surgery. Said Cunliffe to One News “Phil and Dave are even sorrier for being men than I am and they’re putting their balls on the line to prove it. You won’t see John Key and his rich wide boy mates doing that now will you?”
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July 8, 2014 4:09pm
Manolo

I just turned down a request from Nespresso to act as double for George Clooney.
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July 8, 2014 4:19pm
Nookin

Unlike my predecessors, I have a background in leadership, diplomacy and man management. I have the charisma and strength of personality to bind my party together as a cohesive, supportive and happy team. Those issues of scabs and leadership challenges are now behind me. I am in charge here.
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July 8, 2014 4:19pm
Richard Hurst

I’m sorry I’m a man. I’m sorry I’m white. I’m sorry I’m middle aged. I’m sorry I own a home. I’m sorry Labour is sinking in the polls. I’m sorry I’ve used secret trust for political funding. I’m sorry I’m leader of one of the factions of the Labour party. I’m sorry I ever left Pleasant Point. I ‘m sorry that I’m David Cunliffe.

Oh god I’m just SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!
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July 8, 2014 4:46pm
Steve (North Shore)

Goff and Shearer – “How can you stand there and keep telling lies?”
“Oh that’s right, we did it too”
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July 8, 2014 5:28pm
Bob

Are those guys behind me carrying knives?
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July 8, 2014 5:30pm
Kiwi Dave

“Of course we can bring back the moa. We’ve already done living fossils.”
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July 8, 2014 5:55pm
RightNow

I could have been a contender.
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July 8, 2014 6:24pm
I Say Look Here

“Yup, look can I just put that to bed as well? Just another smear tactic from the Nats. I’m really enjoying working with Dave and Phil. Great guys. And giving me a lot of advice on being a former leader of the Labour Party.”
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July 8, 2014 7:02pm
duggledog

Lost, lost and lost again
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July 8, 2014 7:22pm
you reap what you sow

I know some think I talk crap but my colleagues will vouch that this one really stinks
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July 8, 2014 7:32pm
jp_1983

2 and a half men
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July 8, 2014 8:11pm
johnwellingtonwells

The three was men
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July 8, 2014 8:41pm
john

Resigned to the inevitable Phil watched on as David with just the hint of a smirk slowly twisted the blade …
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July 8, 2014 8:47pm
Northland Wahine

Ghosts of seasons past present and future…
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July 8, 2014 9:05pm
slightlyrighty

“Has anyone seen my chin?”
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July 8, 2014 9:05pm
Armotur

Na Na Na, another one bits the dust!
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July 8, 2014 9:27pm
Crusader

“You too, Brutus?”
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July 8, 2014 9:48pm
Johnboy

“Cowabunga x 3” 🙂
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July 9, 2014 7:20pm
MH

Mr Ambassador, My security detail have asked to be exchanged for Mr Muhammad Rizalman. As a man, I’d be sorry to let them go. But go they must.
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July 10, 2014 4:07pm
MH

If anyone thinks they can do a better job of leading Labour,let them step forward now.

Should have gone to spec savers.
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July 10, 2014 5:12pm

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