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mikenmild

‘Tell us how you will change the world!’
Make man-on-man action illegal.
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June 15, 2014 2:58pm
Nostradamus

Stigie:

im sure they would love to know, without all the abuse that is !!

Anodyne
Bastard
Uglesome
Soft-commie
Eunuch

There you go – I’ve just given you a few extra letters for your next game of scrabble!
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June 15, 2014 2:58pm
Johnboy

Give Red a fair go guys. He’s just completing his world plan as we wait with baited( 🙂 ) breath! 🙂
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June 15, 2014 3:00pm
Redbaiter

“Tell us how you would fix what ails our sad wee land?”

Its simple JB, you strip away all of the high taxing big spending worthless govt shit, and then we all live by the simple maxim

“To your own self be true”.

Not always possible of course but we must try.
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June 15, 2014 3:01pm
Left Right and Centre

As you know Red – if I get a job – someone else doesn’t. And everyone pays their benefit instead. So does it matter who it is when unemployment is what percentage ? Even if it was 3% – shit that’s a lot. It’s not going to make any difference to anyone or anything – big picture.

Fucking boring re-posting that time after time for you Red – fuck your worse than my Winz parole officers. You care more about it than they do – hahaha – that’s for sure. They’re more ‘real world’. You need to work there to get ‘broken in’ properly. I’d love to see you sit down with the gang members and tell them how they’re ‘stealing taxpayer money’ and that they’re ‘vermin scum’.
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June 15, 2014 3:01pm
mikenmild

That would require Reddy to get a job, LRC.
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June 15, 2014 3:02pm
Johnboy

“To your own self be true”.

Could you expand that with particular reference to dealing with criminal folk who were just being true to themselves when they shot the dairy owner Red?
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June 15, 2014 3:04pm
Redbaiter

Really excellent JB to see you post one comment that doesn’t have a crummy obsequious little smiley at the end of it, and I’d like to answer your question if I could. I just can’t work out what it is your asking exactly.
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June 15, 2014 3:07pm
Left Right and Centre

LN – honestly ? Got class 2-5 and an accounting degree. The jobs I can do I just want to kill myself and take others with me. I used to think to myself how easy it would be to drive a full standing load off the side of a hill at Onslow Rd. Poof !! 50 dead.

I’m fairly confident (99.99999999%) I wouldn’t do anything like that. Especially not with my awesome renaissance of mind and body.
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June 15, 2014 3:10pm
Johnboy

Well if the crims were being true to themselves they were quite comfy with shooting the dairy owner that seems to fit in with your plan but how would that sit with the dairy owners wife and kids who were planning a different way of being true to themselves Red?
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June 15, 2014 3:10pm
Redbaiter

“As you know Red – if I get a job – someone else doesn’t.”

What scum you are.

Do you know that if this country wasn’t dragged down by a legion of bludgers like you there would be much more investment and much more prosperity and therefore many more jobs?

Do you ever even think about the damage a legion of bludgers like you does to the aspirations of millions of NZers who want something better for themselves and their families?

Just a typical example of the “me me” generation.
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June 15, 2014 3:11pm
Nostradamus

Johnboy:

This article explains why you’ve had no luck (so far) with Judith and Penny Not-So:

Sorry guys, Kiwi women are choosey

Women have higher standards than men when it comes to choosing a lover – but guys are more likely to rate themselves.
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[Researchers] found women were more picky, and usually underestimated their own attractiveness – while men were more likely to assume the object of their affection was interested.
…
Sex differences aside though, at least initially, we’re all as shallow as each other.

“Men are not from Mars and women are not from Venus,” Fletcher says.

“Both men and women are mainly focused on attractiveness in the very early stages. If you can get over that first hurdle, both are prepared to go further – they are in the mating market.”

The things we do to help you out, Johnboy!
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June 15, 2014 3:11pm
Redbaiter

No one who commits murder or theft is being true to themselves JB.

I thought you might know that without me having to point it out to you.
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June 15, 2014 3:13pm
Johnboy

Sheep are really my thing Nostra. Penny is just a dalliance for me. Sheep can’t knit either! 🙂
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June 15, 2014 3:13pm
Johnboy

What about politicians that are being true to themselves Red. Banksy say. How can your plan explain his mistakes?
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June 15, 2014 3:15pm
Redbaiter

Hey JB, I’m not here to be interrogated by dimwits. You’ve had about 3 goes. If you can’t get the drift of what I’m saying you’ll have to try harder than merely asking simpleton incorrectly premised questions.

Here’s a question for you. Are you suggesting John Banks didn’t know what he was doing was wrong?
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June 15, 2014 3:18pm
Harriet

“…..Tell us how you would fix what ails our sad wee land?…”

……..around Ekatahuna way………breathe out slowly……then squeeze gently………
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June 15, 2014 3:22pm
Longknives

L,R & C -You are clearly a motivated and intelligent guy- surely you don’t have to work specifically as a bean counter with your Accountancy Degree??
Maybe you could go into Politics? I hear the fat German pays well…
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June 15, 2014 3:26pm
Johnboy

No Red I’m just trying to ask you how your plan for better government:

“To your own self be true”. (which I like)

Can be translated into the nuts and bolts stuff that keeps a country ticking over?
I thought you may have a real plan! 🙂
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June 15, 2014 3:26pm
Left Right and Centre

Red – that’s capitalism – supply and demand – not a big enough supply of jobs !! Work on your supply Red. When the supply of jobs is greater than the demand – bingo – you can really stick it to all the bludgers.
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June 15, 2014 3:28pm
Griff

Why are you here redblather?
I believe you are really a parody of a full on right wing authoritarian nutter who thinks his extreme behavior will stop any one except the truly insane voting for a party that expresses even 10% of his alleged views.
That of you should be watched very carefully for any hint of going McVeigh and doing what your expressed political extreme ultimately leads to.
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June 15, 2014 3:28pm
Left Right and Centre

LN – I think I like counting beans – in theory it’s possible that I could get some kind of job that is in some way related to the counting of the beans. Accounting degrees are ten a penny. Every prick’s got one. I should’ve done something else – that might’ve shown some intelligence. But – I did complete the fucking thing – hey, it’s something. Pricey piece of paper to say ‘I am not a total and utter insufferable fucking moron with zero redeeming features (although devoid of any character as Red will tell you)’ but anyway . . .
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June 15, 2014 3:33pm
stigie

This question was at 2.41pm

And what would you have done differently Reddy from 2008 till now without becoming a one term government ?

I ask this question genuinely of you Reddy. The 4th time now i have asked this and very keen to know ?
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June 15, 2014 3:39pm
Left Right and Centre

Last time Red was giving me shit I had my parole meeting the next day and the security guard shadowed me out of the place – that’s never happened before. At least it didn’t last very long – hahahaha
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June 15, 2014 3:39pm
Longknives

I reckon any Degree (so long as it’s a real Degree from a real University and not a Te Wananga ‘Certificate in Bone Carving’) shows you have brains and an aptitude to work- You really should be able to pick something up.
*Might interfere with your weird night-time habits of lurking round the backstreets of Porirua though..
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June 15, 2014 3:40pm
Harriet

“…..And what would you have done differently Reddy from 2008 till now without becoming a one term government ?…..”

stayed true to the natural order of things and kept Marriage for the benefit of children and society – rather than turning it into a dildo.
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June 15, 2014 3:43pm
Judith

@ David Garrett (5,785 comments) says:
June 15th, 2014 at 12:46 pm

Society will always have its bad, we will never rid of it, but I think we can do a damn lot better than we are.

As you say, the grandmother might not be to blame. I can imagine where my mother would have got if she had tried to tell me who I could or couldn’t marry (or in this case reproduce with).

I would like to know if this was the first time the boys involved had come to the attention of the law?

We talk about having an ‘offenders’ index, but personally I would prefer an index of ‘potentials’. Young boys (and girls) who are starting to ‘act up’. If we are going to focus attention and money anywhere, it is on this group we can make the biggest impact to our future crime statistics. Instead we wait for a serious crime to be committed, or several subsequent ones. I believe that if a person is young, and committing their first crime, we should hit them harsh, supervise them and if necessary be brave enough to remove them from a harmful and influential environment, until such time as they are mature enough to determine if that is the type of life they want to lead.

When these young boys are living in an environment where people take what they want, by any means, rather than having to work/save for it, like the rest of us – then of course they are going to do the same. I’m sure they didn’t leave their homes with the intention of killing, but the examples given to them in life, would make violence their innate response.

Until this country is brave enough to recognise that leaving children with their biological parent/s may not always be the best choice – we’re going to keep seeing this sort of thing happen.

(I am not proposing that the children should NEVER see their parents, but just that their parent’s should only partial role, until such time as the young offenders learn that their parents ways, aren’t the right way or only way).
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June 15, 2014 3:47pm
Left Right and Centre

Cheers brother – good old Vic Uni. Nothing wrong with bone carving if there’s a living in it. Just ask the ladies of the night.
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June 15, 2014 3:47pm
Redbaiter

“I thought you may have a real plan!”

That is a real plan JB.

It means LRC stops lying to himself and goes out and looks for work so that he is not stealing off other people who have more guts then to lie to themselves like he does.

That then means we don’t need unemployment benefits.

Men and women commit to marriage and make their children the most important thing. Then we don’t have legions of unwed mothers and we don’t need the single parent’s benefit. Nor do we have psychotic children who grow to be criminals like the ones that concern so many on this thread. Think how that would improve our well being and prosperity.

That’s just two examples of being true to one’s self. Both of them would not only improve us spiritually but would also see the massive burden of the welfare state shrink greatlly in size. And the Corrections dept too would shrink. The cost of crime to this country is immense.

What it can be nutshelled as is that NZers depend upon themselves to put things right rather than the state and all off the bludgers and losers (Milky for example) who parasite off that entity.

So those two simple examples would see NZ improve both spiritually and economically. There are many more like that. See if you can think of one.
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June 15, 2014 3:51pm
goldnkiwi

Not a fan of no fault divorce myself. If one knew that bad behaviour might penalise one financially, deviating from the 50/50 split, it may as in the past have a modifying effect.

Mind you I am not a fan of 50/50 anyway. For that reason the first 2/3 years of my relationships are a ‘test’ and hard work 😉 lol. The honey moon can start after the probation period.

I never could understand why gays wanted to be subject to the same property rules as heterosexuals. Especially as the odds of having to split ones assets is way more likely than not!!!

The state of course likes the redistribution of capital, often from those with to those without.
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June 15, 2014 3:52pm
Redbaiter

“I ask this question genuinely of you Reddy. The 4th time now i have asked this and very keen to know ?”

I don’t care how many times you ask it. I think you’re a whining wittering piece of shit and therefore I don’t answer your questions.

Got it retard?
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June 15, 2014 3:54pm
Left Right and Centre

I think the real issue is – it’s one thing to be vermin scum – it’s quite another to show one’s self on websites and stink up the place with one’s foul feral stench and unearned right to express opinions or do anything other than sit in a corner shrinking in shame at the unbearable nature of one’s hateful self-inflicted predicament.

Imagine how much better off this country would be if everyone like me was still trying to get a job as a train driver with hundreds of other hopefuls – where the advice to unsuccessful applicants is to do wordfinder puzzles every day to ‘upskill’ enroute to their next eligible attempt. People that have actually driven trains in Australia can’t even get a job as a train driver in NZ – yes – this is a country that makes a lot of sense – it’s just that the peasants need to get with the programme.
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June 15, 2014 3:57pm
Redbaiter

BTW KS, its funny how you guys can take offence so quickly at what Redbaiter might say, but where are the lists of what commies have said to me that might be offensive? Funny how that doesn’t seem to be of concern to you.

I’ll tell you why that is.

This offence thing only swings one way. Only Progressives can be offended, and nothing they say to Conservatives can ever be offensive.

Get the plan? You should, you used it against me, and if you ever did teach yourself about Dialectic Marxism, you’d know that.
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June 15, 2014 4:03pm
stigie

I guess your mental state wont allow you to answer it. Got that now !~
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June 15, 2014 4:04pm
nasska

Judith

A past commenter on these threads, “grumpyoldhori”, was pushed occasionally on what he would do to stem the tide of young Maori following their parents into a life of crime. Not surprisingly he was of the same view as David Garrett in that getting in early was the key to success.

His solution was along the line of boarding schools where the kids were taught & mentored by people with a bit of mana who could lead the little buggers in the right direction. They would still spend holidays with their families.

Expensive certainly, but I reckon he was on the right track.
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June 15, 2014 4:08pm
Judith

@ nasska (10,167 comments) says:
June 15th, 2014 at 4:08 pm

It seems the sensible thing to do. If you leave an immature mind in an environment that is really bad, then they are going to absorb it like a sponge. Yes it will cost – big bucks and it will annoy the living hell out of the people that think keeping families together should be our first priority, but its pointless waiting until they’ve committed their third, fourth or fifth crime – by then its habitual. We have to strike hard on the first one – and even if that crime was a ‘mistake’, they will soon learn not to repeat it.
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June 15, 2014 4:11pm
Left Right and Centre

I want to learn how to milk cows instead of taxpayers . . . possible career change – is there a funny as fuck farmer in the house ?? I’ll need some work experience.
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June 15, 2014 4:30pm
nasska

Give it a go LR&C….so long as you’re not afraid of early starts & you’re aware that the art of dairying involves turning mud into milk you’ll do okay. You’ve picked the right time as the flush will kick off in the next month or two & there’s plenty of work coming up.

Most cow cockies don’t require experience…..just reliability & a willingness to learn.

Have a look at http://www.godairy.co.nz/dairy-careers/job-hunters/finding-employment-on-a-dairy-farm-guide

If this doesn’t help try to get access to local newspapers in the Manawatu or Wairarapa. There will be job vacancies coming up.
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June 15, 2014 4:49pm
All_on_Red

“His solution was along the line of boarding schools”

Great idea, we could get the Catholics to manage them.
Bwahahahaha he says running away very fast…
Bomb throwing aside- it’s a good idea but perhaps not with the Church.
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June 15, 2014 4:51pm
Judith

Not boarding schools as such – too much idle time.

But perhaps farms with schools attached, and a hierarchy system. Effort gets reward. Work them from sun up to sunset (idle hands and minds create mischief) but don’t forget to reward when they get it right – show them working hard and being good is the best way, and will achieve results.

Show them how to have fun – in a way that doesn’t involve theft, drugs, violence etc.

Basically go back to the beginning and start just after the potty training stage (although some could even do with lessons in that).

The biggest problem wouldn’t be the cost – it would be those that think keeping the family together is best for everyone. A tried and failed method that no one will admit doesn’t often work.
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June 15, 2014 5:08pm
nasska

Judith

I actually spent over three years (3rd form to expulsion) at a boarding school & there wasn’t much spare time allocated to get into serious trouble. The academic, cultural, sporting & if you are unfortunate religious crap, takes up most of the day & half the night.

Cost is a big factor but useless social workers, police resources & youth “experts” yapping endlessly while getting nowhere don’t come cheap either.
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June 15, 2014 5:23pm
Left Right and Centre

Yeah – well – it’s something to think about. I don’t know what happened to me but I can watch an entire farming programme on TV without falling asleep more than twice now.

No – seriously – like everything else that requires knowledge and skill I look right up to the farmers. Naz – do you know the people I saw on TV ? They were from Wairarapa – top farmers breeding something with four legs – sheep probably – and they were shown wondering what they’d get at auction – if they’d get the top price – it was $900 or something they were hoping for and they fell just short in the high 800s ? But they got the best price out of all the farmers ? Or had the best sheep award ? Any of this ringing anything for ya ? They keep on winning each year anyway – father and son.

‘flush’ you farmers and your lingo – I’m a fucking townie – what are you talkin bout Willis ??
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June 15, 2014 5:27pm
dirty harry

8 month old baby from Hamilton east admitted to hospital with serious injuries , male has been arrested from the address…

Gee.. I wonder..
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June 15, 2014 5:34pm
minus

“Currently it is not a case where police are seeking specific answers as to what happened, more it is a case of identifying the questions we seek answers to and until such time as we have identified these it would be inappropriate to speculate further.

“The only thing further we can confirm is that this incident was one of a domestic nature and domestic violence is no respecter of class or station, it affects persons from all walks of life and our message is, there is plenty of help available, you just need to take the first step and ask for help.”

So maybe not, dirty harry …
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June 15, 2014 5:42pm
goldnkiwi

Judith (6,559 comments) says:

June 15th, 2014 at 5:08 pm

Can’t discriminate. The same treatment for all babies born in NZ, the criterion is too subjective otherwise. All removed at birth to be ‘saved’.

All children of those incarcerated are not guaranteed the same lifestyle. Based on ethnicity? Based on first ‘brush’ with the law?

Stolen generations seem analogous. What age for removal would you suggest?
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June 15, 2014 5:44pm
nasska

LR&C

If they were getting that sort of money for sheep they must have been running a stud breeding unit. That is a game on its own, suited mainly to succession farmers as it takes so long to breed the traits you’re after into a flock.

By “flush” I meant that most (but not all) dairy farmers plan to have their herds calve & therefore start producing milk when the best grass growth is coming up. All grass is not the same…..spring growth has more protein than summer/autumn…..about 20% vs 10% but don’t read too much into that…..it’s far more complicated. “Town supply” farms used to get a premium for their milk because they were contracted to supply year round but I think that’s gone by the board.

I’ve never worked in dairy but there’s no shortage of info on the Net
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June 15, 2014 5:45pm
dirty harry

Just gobble de gook pc talk Minus

Watch this space.
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June 15, 2014 5:46pm
David Garrett

Well that’s calmed down a bit…He’s obviously taken my well meaning advice to have a lie down and a cup of tea…
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June 15, 2014 5:50pm
big bruv

““I ask this question genuinely of you Reddy. The 4th time now i have asked this and very keen to know ?”

I don’t care how many times you ask it. I think you’re a whining wittering piece of shit and therefore I don’t answer your questions.

Got it retard?”

Bedwetter never answers questions for the simple reason that he cannot. To do so would expose himself as a lair.

Time and time again I have exposed his bullshit, time and time again I have asked him to substantiate his many lies yet he knows he cannot do so.
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June 15, 2014 6:03pm
nasska

It’s proportional….the more false the statement the more abusive the response to queries. 🙂
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June 15, 2014 6:06pm
mikenmild

I think Reddy’s mum ordered an early dinner. It’s bath night too, so he won’t be back.
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June 15, 2014 6:08pm
Harriet

“……It’s proportional….the more false the statement the more abusive the response to queries….’

“we’re born this way” advocates get abusive if you querie them on that from any angle…….just say…..’20 gays and 20 lesos would change if they were the last people on earth, so as to save mankind’…….
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June 15, 2014 6:19pm
Yvette

TVNZ NEWSAT SIX
The combined Internet-Mana Party is tonight launching a campaign to get rid of the notorious ‘coat tailing’ clause at elections.
Internet Party leader Laila Harre is relying on Hone Harawira to win his northern Maori seat in order to get into Parliament as the alliance is only attracting 1.3% of the vote.

However, despite a plan to do it, Internet and Mana want the coat tailing provision gone.
… They deny they’re hypocrites.

Oh, really …

Coat tailing has seen National all but announce another deal with Act in Epsom and John Key may do the same for Colin Craig’s Conservatives in the hope of the gaining some supportive MPs.

Internet-Mana is critical of such deals but still wants to talk to Labour about making it easier for Mr Harawira to win his seat.

Oh …

… They deny they’re hypocrites.

Merde
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June 15, 2014 6:29pm
nasska

….”’20 gays and 20 lesos would change if they were the last people on earth, so as to save mankind”…..

They wouldn’t have to change….just come to some sort of understanding.

For instance, a few gay magazines & a turkey baster would solve the impregnation problem? 🙂
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June 15, 2014 6:30pm
Harriet

Nasska3

….”’20 gays and 20 lesos would change if they were the last people on earth, so as to save mankind”…..

gaHEY’s would actually then change to save hetrosexuality…..which underpins mankind

…….ain’t that the truth!

Sit on that and spin mikey! 😎
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June 15, 2014 6:43pm
Griff

Q What’s the best part of punching a Harriet in the face? A: You get the pleasure of punching a woman but with none of the guilt!

Q: What’s the best thing about shagging a harriet? A: When you reach round, it feels like it’s gone all the way through!

“Mom, I need to ask you for something?” “Sure! What about?” replied mother. “Well, I’m already fourteen and.. I think it’s just proper that I should own one.” “Own ‘one’ what?” mother asked suspiciously. “Could you buy me a push up bra?” “No.” “But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention.” “Nope.” “I think it would be just proper at my age…” “I said no way…!” “But all of my friends wear!” “harry! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls?”
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June 15, 2014 7:00pm
cha

El Guava swings by.. or something..

http://coub.com/embed/19itn
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June 15, 2014 7:03pm
Ross12

Yvette @6.29

Clearly the IM polls are showing a huge backlash against them and Hone is trying to eat humble pie.

Go hard Kelvin Davis !!!
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June 15, 2014 7:05pm
Harriet

Q: What’s the best thing about shagging a harriet? A: When you reach round, it feels like it’s gone all the way through!

That’s actualy very good Griff. 😎
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June 15, 2014 7:06pm
nasska

Live at home?

Wait until your Dad falls asleep on the sofa, change the channel to Gay TV then dot a few tissues around him.

Watch the hilarious reactions from your mother.
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June 15, 2014 7:17pm
mikenmild

Have you been reading Viz ‘Top Tips’ again, nasska?
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June 15, 2014 7:23pm
nasska

Nope….never heard of it. Got a link?
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June 15, 2014 7:27pm
Griff

Griff walks into the dairy He goes up to the man behind the counter and says “got any weed?” He says “no!” So Griff leaves. The next day Griff comes back and asks the guy behind the counter “Hey you got any weed?” The man says “No I told you yesterday, we don’t sell weed here.” So Griff leaves again. Griff walks in the next day and says “Got any weed?” The clerk behind the counter says, “Look you fuckin burnout stoner wasted loser we don’t sell weed here, if you come in here again, I’m goin to nail your fuckin teeth to the floor!!!” So Griff leaves. He comes in the next day. “You got any nails?” “No”, the clerk replies. Griff looks at him in the eyes and says, “You got any weed?”

Q. What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?

A. Homeless.

Q. If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving?

A. The cop!!!

Q. How do you get an one-armed hippie out of a tree?

A. Pass him a joint

A cop stops a Griff and says “Your eyes are red, have you been smoking weed?” and Griff replies “Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?”
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June 15, 2014 7:28pm
Harriet

“……Our climate has accumulated

3,041,962,588

Hiroshima atomic bombs

of heat since 1979……..”

HAhahhahhhahhahah

That’s a counting machine that the fucken nutters over at TS have – ticks over faster than a second hand on a clock.[go have a look]

3 billion atomic bombs worth of heat?

Well let’s look at that then :

That’s over 30 yrs – which is 100,000,000 atomic bombs going off each year – 2,000,000 a fucken week – 300,000 atomic bombs a fucken day – every fucken day for the last 30 yrs!

Well of course the temprature would increase by 0.00000021 degrees with that happening. 😎
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June 15, 2014 7:33pm
nasska

Ref: https://www.dropbox.com/s/er6yhf3lvkpjdsc/Itmustbeevil%201.jpg
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June 15, 2014 7:33pm
cha

http://www.viz.co.uk/toptips.php
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June 15, 2014 7:36pm
nasska

Thanks cha……I’ll bookmark it.
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June 15, 2014 7:41pm
Griff

The earth’s climate continues to absorb heat at the cruelly frightening rate of 7.4 quadrillion kitten sneezes per second.
http://davidappell.blogspot.co.nz/2013/12/kitten-sneezes-are-worse-than-hiros.html
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June 15, 2014 8:03pm
stigie

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: Cost – $29.99
Clinton : Cost – $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist..

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let’s not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts..

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn’t remember anything.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing
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June 15, 2014 8:04pm
nasska

A visitor is waiting with his mate for the lift to take them to the top of the Sky Tower.

“I’m closing my eyes when we’re at the top.”

“Why…are you scared of heights?” asks his offsider.

“Nah” was the reply, “it’s just that Auckland looks even more of a shit hole from up there.”
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June 15, 2014 8:08pm
stigie

In northern Saskatchewan, Yorkton to be exact, a wife texts her husband on a
cold winter’s morning:
“Windows frozen, won’t open, I don’t know what to do”.

“Husband texts back:
“Gently pour some lukewarm water over it, give it a few
minutes and try again”.

Wife texts back five minutes later:
“Computer really fucked now.”
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June 15, 2014 8:08pm
Gulag1917

The New Totalitarians by Huntford Roland.
https://app.box.com/s/zokrq21kdz5gdqk4ilql
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June 15, 2014 8:13pm
Gulag1917

The future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek5vse2_Aq0
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June 15, 2014 8:56pm
RF

In another life I was a member of our local Labour LEC and finished up in a reasonably high position. I became tired of the underhand dealings and back stabbing by very jealous members who did not like others getting a perceived better deal than them.

Anyhow I still keep in touch with a few good friends who hang in for the good old days of Micky Savage. The real one not the has been ambulance chaser. Word is that Phil Goff fancies his chances for the leadership after a few recent appearances on the Mike Hosking Wednesday slot with Steven Joyce. Moonbeam king has been away during the last few weeks and Goff was standing in.

I hear he is again taking lessons on how to walk with a swagger and has become quite vocal about Labour issues. He is one of a number in the Labour caucus who detest Cunliffe and hate his guts.

There are deep rumblings in the labour camp whose internal polls show they are in deep shit.
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June 15, 2014 9:09pm
Hair Removal Specialist

LRC, I believe you are talking about an episode of country calendar. They were beef farmers with a farm out on the waits raps coast.
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June 15, 2014 9:46pm
Jack5

If the sentence passed on the thug below is any measure, then Banksy definitely should not go to the slammer over his electioneering charge.

http://www.scene.co.nz/out-of-it-basher-of-elderly-at-gibbston-concert-gets-home-detention/316743a1.page
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June 15, 2014 11:42pm
deadrightkev

I cannot believe the vile retarded commentary that Colin Craig got dealt on Whaleoil over a single photograph.

There is an anti Colin Craig and Jamie Whyte agenda in play there and balanced reporting is not part of the plan.

If ever there was a one sided National party stooge blog created to stroke the owners massive ego that is it.
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