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nasska

The missed photo opportunity JB….Monochrome portrait entitled “Spit Roast in Wainuiomata”. 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:08pm
Don the Kiwi

Johnboy.

You’ve been a verry very naughty boy. 🙂

You seem to have convinced nasska that coitus with ewes is quite acceptable.

Even his dogs know that’s not right.

A lot to answer for brother Johnboy. 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:10pm
Johnboy

No need to spit on my ewes nasska. I’ve bred them all to be wet! 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:11pm
nasska

….”Even his dogs know that’s not right.”….

Like this Don? 🙂

Ref: https://www.dropbox.com/s/lhhq0ix8egsbf9f/sheep-dog.jpg
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May 15, 2014 8:13pm
Johnboy

Fortunately I had applied Proctosedyl to my piles earlier or Cecil would have got a fucking bullet! 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:14pm
Don the Kiwi

😆 😆 😆

nasska -where do you get them from?

No, don’t tell me – i don’t want to become as perverted as you. 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:14pm
Yvette

Alas, nasska, Jesus was talking with respect to the mouth, what came out or in and whether it was impure or not, which may have narrowered it down a bit for you … and Johnboy 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:15pm
Don the Kiwi

Johnboy.

Nothing worse than a proctocologist with arthritic fingers 🙂

Or webbed fingers, for that matter.
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May 15, 2014 8:16pm
griffith

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Farmer’s Weekly. He looks up from the page and says to her, ‘Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?’

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, ‘Oh yeah? Prove it.’

He frowns for a moment, then says, ‘Okay.’ He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

About a half an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, ‘Well I’m sure the cow and sheep didn’t, but the way that pig’s always squealing, how can I tell?’
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May 15, 2014 8:19pm
Johnboy

Tell us more of your experiences in those areas Don. It won’t go any further! 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:19pm
Johnboy

Je suis toujours intéressé par les choses que vous pouvez avec votre bouche Yvette
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May 15, 2014 8:22pm
Don the Kiwi

Don’t want to put you off an arguably erotic experience, Johnboy. 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:23pm
ShawnLH

“Christians say that even though the Old Testament bans pork, they can still eat it because in the New Testament Jesus said that “what enters your body cannot make it impure”.

That seems to cancel the Old Testament’s banning of homosexuality as well.”

Possibly, though the New Testament mentions homosexuality negatively as well.

There is some debate about whether what we today mean by homosexuality is mentioned in any part of Scripture in the first place, and that what Scripture is actually talking about is the Pagan practice of Temple prostitution.

There is a very funny scene in the mini series ‘Rome’ when one soldier directs another to the better (cleaner) prostitute district and remarks that it’s right next to the Venereal Temple. 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:25pm
Lucia Maria

Kea,

I need to introduce you to Hilaire Belloc, who spells out the differences between Catholics and Muslims very well. However, realising that it might just be Too Much Reading, I can summarise very quickly: Islam has simplified the Christian story by removing the Incarnation. May seem like a small difference, but it’s not – it’s huge, because without the Incarnation, Christianity is totally gutted. Christ as a man cannot do what Christ the God-man can do.
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May 15, 2014 8:27pm
Johnboy

“I need to introduce you to Hilaire Belloc”

I’d rather introduce you all to Yvette Paris!

https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=yvette+paris+burlesque&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Lnp0U8n4Fsb1lAW10oCgBg&ved=0CDcQsAQ&biw=1512&bih=916
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May 15, 2014 8:30pm
Yvette

En effet, même si vous pourriez être surpris, Johnboy 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:31pm
griffith

A guy walks a woman to the door after their first date. He asks her if she has had a good time. She tells him yes, but to get her really horny she likes her men to be rough, tough & selfish.

The next week the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in bikers black leathers. He grabs her throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley and away they go to the nearest bikers bar. The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers.

When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom. He asks her ‘Well, was I rough enough?’

‘Yes,’ she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.

‘And was I tough enough?’ he ventures.

‘Oh yes,’ she moans.

‘Well then its time to be selfish’, he says. So he jerks off.
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May 15, 2014 8:32pm
Johnboy

Je serai toujours très heureux d’être surpris par vous Yvette ! 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:34pm
nasska

….”There is some debate about whether what we today mean by homosexuality”….

Won’t be long until it is compulsory for all Anglicans Shawn. You’ll probably end up bent over a pew like a fence staple before long.

Lubricant will be your friend. 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:34pm
SPC

Lucia, incarnation, death on the cross and resurrection.
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May 15, 2014 8:35pm
Johnboy

Lanolin works for me nasska! 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:36pm
Lucia Maria

SPC,

Yeah, though the last two are dependent on the first. Without the Incarnation, the death of Jesus had no salvic power, and the resurrection just couldn’t have happened, therefore it’s denied. Only God could have split history the way Jesus did.
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May 15, 2014 8:41pm
nasska

Mutton fat would do at a pinch JB. 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:43pm
griffith

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, ‘If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die.’ The men left the doctor’s office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar,realizing how seriously they must take the doctor’s words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, ‘If you bend over to pick that up, we’re both dead.’
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May 15, 2014 8:43pm
SPC

Lucia, the issue speaks to either a reality to events, or seeing them as signs to give confidence to faith in God (as to survival of mortal life).
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May 15, 2014 8:44pm
Johnboy

I had a schoolyard girlfriend we used to call Mutton once nasska. Even I wasn’t brave enough to fuck her! 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:48pm
nasska

Must have been bad JB…..always figured you’d be up a sick dog on a chain. 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:50pm
griffith

At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, ‘That new bull nearly did me in today, partner.’

‘Oh yeah, what happened?’

‘I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!’

‘So, how’d you get away?’

‘Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over.’

‘Man, that’s scary. If it’d been me, I would probably have shit all over the place.’

‘What do you think the bull was slipping on?’
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May 15, 2014 8:51pm
Johnboy

She was called Susan Stade and I was only six. I was a tad advanced for my years! 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:52pm
Johnboy

Why did you change your name griffith?
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May 15, 2014 8:54pm
mikenmild

You bored tonight, Johnboy?
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May 15, 2014 8:55pm
Johnboy

Cheer me up then milkey 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:58pm
Johnboy

There’s fuckall on TV! 🙂
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May 15, 2014 8:59pm
mikenmild

Wainui will lose again this weekend!
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May 15, 2014 9:00pm
Johnboy

And Rosinah’s said I’m powerless? 🙂
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May 15, 2014 9:01pm
Johnboy

Who the fuck are we playing?

Did you say hello? 🙂
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May 15, 2014 9:02pm
mikenmild

Wainui to lose to Jville. HOB to triumph over Norths.
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May 15, 2014 9:03pm
Johnboy

HOB will beat the Machete Wielders if you take enough shotguns.

Jville will have a bad hair day I predict! 🙂
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May 15, 2014 9:05pm
Kea

~~Islam~~ Judaism has simplified the Christian story by removing the Incarnation. May seem like a small difference, but it’s not – it’s huge, because without the Incarnation, Christianity is totally gutted. Christ as a man cannot do what Christ the God-man can do.

Lucy, in reality Muslims have just cut out all this New Testament nonsense, which basically says god stuffed up the first time and sent his son to sort the mess out.
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May 15, 2014 9:29pm
ShawnLH

“Lucy, in reality”

When Kea says “in reality” it’s a cue that Kea’s fantasies are not far behind. 🙂

“which basically says god stuffed up the first time and sent his son to sort the mess out.”

Oh dear. 🙂 This is right up there with Muslims being in the Bible!! 🙂

Give it up Kea, you just keep making yourself look daft! 🙂
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May 15, 2014 9:36pm
ShawnLH

Meanwhile, in the real world, score one for cats! 🙂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl8CCVsO46A
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May 15, 2014 9:37pm
Kea

ShawnLH, where did I say Muslims are in the bible ?

And what have you done with Ugly ? He was just about to tell us the name of his faith 🙂
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May 15, 2014 9:43pm
RF

Med school lecturer was taking a class of Medical Students. The topic was how your body nerve endings respond to erotic stimuli. One particularly attractive med student was not listening so the lecturer asked her a question. Do you know what your arse hole is doing when you are having an orgasim.

She replied. Playing golf with his mates.
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May 15, 2014 9:50pm
UglyTruth

I can summarise very quickly: Islam has simplified the Christian story by removing the Incarnation. May seem like a small difference, but it’s not – it’s huge, because without the Incarnation, Christianity is totally gutted. Christ as a man cannot do what Christ the God-man can do.

What Islam does is to repeat the idea of the Judaic shema, the unity of YHWH as Allah. Naturally the nature of Elohim (aka “God”) falls outside of this view of monotheism. But Islam doesn’t negate the idea of Elohim, since frequently there is a reference to a plurality of divine beings.

Put another way, Islam doesn’t deny the ability of man to transcend, but it also doesn’t dwell on it because that it not its focus.
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May 15, 2014 9:59pm
griffith

ShawnLH (2,506 comments) says:
May 15th, 2014 at 9:37 pm

Meanwhile, in the real world, score one for cats! 🙂

Meh

Lucia Maria (2,085 comments) says:
May 15th, 2014 at 11:01 am

No scaredy cats here! Video shows dramatic moment Tara the fearless feline saves autistic boy, 4, from attack by neighbor’s dog:
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May 15, 2014 10:14pm
SPC

A Jew who becomes a Christian or Moslem is no longer a Jew.

A woman, raised by her Christian mother as a Christian, marries a Christian man, then is found guilty of apostasy and adultery for marrying a non Moslem (her father absent in her life after birth is a Moslem), and is sentenced to death.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-27424064

The problem inherent in theism is that with power in the state it kills people.
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May 15, 2014 11:21pm
Left Right and Centre

~~brilliant~~
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May 16, 2014 3:09am
Left Right and Centre

Then he may have gotten away with it

As you picked up someone else for using the Americanism ‘asshole’ I spot the very suspiciously American use of ‘gotten’. hmmmm

I’ve noticed quite a few kiwis use ‘gotten’ – and I want to know if that came over with certain UK regional dialects or not.

I suppose it’s never forgotten in ‘forgotten’.
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May 16, 2014 3:20am
Left Right and Centre

Family split by immigration ruling

Shameless misleading click-driven tabloid headline of a non-story (unless it’s enjoyable to see yet more fobs trying it on skirting around immigration laws with a media appeal).

Oh well – you get what you pay for. Gutter press.
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May 16, 2014 5:20am
Left Right and Centre

And talking of fobs – some of them were on ‘Campbell Saves Earth’ wanting to be doctors in NZ. With overseas qualifications – trying to jump through the hoops to qualify in NZ.

Part of the process is an ‘acceptable standard of English’. Right there – they all fail miserably.

One lady was from Venezuela. ‘But I am kiwi, yeah ? I feel it to be so – I feel very much like kiwi, this is not being fair for me’. Ok – you got me – those aren’t the exact words.

There’s a difference between putting two feet on this land, hanging around like a bad smell then handed a bit of paper . . . and discharging your fob status. I was thinking ‘fuck yeah, you’re kiwi alright – because you sure sound anything like one’ (there’s ‘NZ citizens’ that don’t speak English or are otherwise unintelligible. Excuse me while I bond deeply with them).

I’ve met these types a few times. They think their standard of English is highly polished and sophisticated; how they can ever hope to be doctors in New Zealand when they fail to comprehend that a self-checkout has got more chance of passing the English requirement.

BTW – are they not allowed to become nurses either ? Is that beneath them as a way of working in a related job or something ? And again – have they tried that – if so – why couldn’t they get a job as a nurse ?
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May 16, 2014 5:48am
nasska

….”Then he may have gotten away with it”….

Fair call LR&C. When I initially typed the sentence I used “got” & changed it to “gotten” when I reread it.

I’m a victim of common usage & American culture shoves their spelling & grammar down our throats.
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