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May 30, 2014 12:00pm by David Farrar

Caption Contest

From DC’s Twitter account. As always go for funny, not nasty.

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Humour
NZ Politics
caption contest
David Cunliffe

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James Stephenson

Nobody in this picture is qualified to hold the positions they appear to.
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May 30, 2014 12:03pm
RRM

Mum…??? Can we go now?
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May 30, 2014 12:07pm
Sir Cullen's Sidekick

Hi Whale Oil and DPF – I know both of you will run a caption contest! Gotcha!
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May 30, 2014 12:10pm
SGA

Labour trial merged Ministries of Police and Fisheries.
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May 30, 2014 12:20pm
georgebolwing

But Dad, if were become cops, we won’t get paid enough to have a lifestyle like you and mummy.
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May 30, 2014 12:26pm
ciaron

From DC’s Twitter account. As always go for funny, not nasty.

Sorry, Can’t… just not in that kinda mood today.
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May 30, 2014 12:27pm
labrator

Tonight on Border Patrol, Prime Minister Cunliffe helps point out which immigrants should and shouldn’t be allowed into Aotearoa/New Zealand with some new Police recruits.
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May 30, 2014 12:36pm
Richard Hurst

One of the three people in this picture is about as popular in the preferred PM poles as a shit in a swimming pool.
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May 30, 2014 12:37pm
Richard Hurst

All three of them are pretending- 24/7
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May 30, 2014 12:38pm
labrator

See! You fell for the same trick Shearer fell for! Stuck, holding a dead fish… You’ll never catch me making a fool of myself like that. Now smile.
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May 30, 2014 12:41pm
Simon

Just keep walking don’t look behind you, don’t make eye contact.

Two boys impersonating policemen one man impersonating the leader of the opposition.

Warning signs to look out for:
• Recognize the signs of a Cunnlife about to strike. These are general, sometimes there may be a strike without these signs because a Cunnlife can bite from any position if needed:
• A Cunnlife in a coiled position — the coil permits the Cunnliffe to make its most effective strike
• The front end of its body (head) is raised
• Its ratter is shaking and making rattle sound

A Cunnliffe’s strike distance can be up to one third to one half of its overall length. It doesn’t pay to underestimate a Cunnliffe’s length, however, and a Cunnliffe might strike farther than you would expect. The strike of a Cunnliffe is faster than the human eye can follow.
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May 30, 2014 12:42pm
OTGO

Soon as the cameraman leaves I’m gonna tazer this smarmy fucker
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May 30, 2014 12:45pm
Mobile Michael

Must be getting old.Cops just look so young these days.
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May 30, 2014 12:47pm
Richard Hurst

Police 10/7- “tonight 2 brave officers take down a deceitful con-man and expose the web of lies around his secret trusts’’

Cunliffe with his peer group.

Cunliffe with people who truly understand him.

‘’Mummy is this the bad man that daddy swears at on the TV?”
“Shhh..dear just smile for the picture.”’
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May 30, 2014 12:49pm
Grendel

By the time you are eligible to vote, we might be a viable party again.
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May 30, 2014 12:50pm
rouppe

Blue is such a nasty colour. What do you boys think about RED uniforms…?
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May 30, 2014 12:57pm
goldnkiwi

Police Officer naughties?
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May 30, 2014 12:59pm
Matthew Percival

Kid Police Officers pose with Unidentified Guest
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May 30, 2014 1:02pm
Don the Kiwi

Righto you two cops, do your duty and throw the prick in gaol.
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May 30, 2014 1:02pm
Judith

@ Richard Hurst 😛

One of three people in this picture is ranking higher than English’s 21%
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May 30, 2014 1:11pm
kowtow

Now you’re on board the next step is to report to Uncle Nanny everything that happens at home.
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May 30, 2014 1:13pm
BlueSilver

“Great day out with Chris Hipkins and Gareth Hughes, supporting our boys in blue”
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May 30, 2014 1:22pm
Daniel

Would one of those vests protect me for a stab in the back?
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May 30, 2014 1:29pm
coventry

So boys, do you know this song, it starts with ‘2 little boys…’
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May 30, 2014 1:30pm
Nostalgia-NZ

I can assure this is not grass and that I wasn’t walking on it.
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May 30, 2014 1:33pm
burt

These guys are looking into my campaign funding.
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May 30, 2014 1:33pm
Richard Hurst

@ Judith 🙂

One of the three people in this picture was described by Matt McCarten :

”There’s no doubt Cunliffe is a gifted performer. What is discomforting is his every nuance and action seems calculated.
With Shearer you can sense his real character. With Cunliffe, I can’t escape the feeling that he has the same phoniness as the Republican US presidential nominee Mitt Romney”.

Can u guess which one it was?
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May 30, 2014 1:40pm
kowtow

Hey kids this weekend if your parents go 5 kph over you can give ’em a ticket.
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May 30, 2014 1:41pm
kowtow

And remember boys ,if your parents smoke in the car ,that’s child abuse so you should nick the bastards.
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May 30, 2014 1:42pm
burt

Repeat after me….

He’s a member of the Labour party so it’s not in the public interest to prosecute him….
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May 30, 2014 1:45pm
burt

Back in 1995 these 2 guys helped me planning the formation of Fonterra !
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May 30, 2014 1:48pm
Elaycee

The thing they have in common is that it’ll be 12 years before they get a real job.
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May 30, 2014 1:50pm
berend

This man says mummy and daddy shouldn’t be in New Zealand!
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May 30, 2014 1:54pm
burt

I said I likes this guy and my friend said he didn’t. He took my friends lunch off him and gave it to me…. I like socialism but my friend doesn’t.
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May 30, 2014 2:07pm
johnwellingtonwells

Keep off the grass
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May 30, 2014 2:28pm
johnwellingtonwells

People in the background are keeping their distance from Cunliffe
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May 30, 2014 2:30pm
jackinabox

Stranger danger!
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May 30, 2014 2:58pm
kowtow

peoplesflag and mikenmild pose with Glorious Leader.
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May 30, 2014 3:04pm
2boyz

Even after being pummelled with the new police issue batons (sharky and Whale) the offender still appeared to me happily unaffected. Maybe a Ken & Barbie baton combo would be the way to go.
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May 30, 2014 4:08pm
flash2846

“Hey Look! Two woman’s legs wearing police costumes” 🙂
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May 30, 2014 4:09pm
igm

I suppose “Tojo” is telling these kids how his father is a policeman. Yesterday he was a pilot, the day before a fireman, the day before that an astronaut . . . he has a real problem!
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May 30, 2014 4:48pm
I Say Look Here

Matt, remind me again why I’m walking around playgrounds with cardboard cutouts of toddlers in police gear taped to my hands? And weren’t you going to tell the printers to make sure they had smiles on their faces?
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May 30, 2014 5:30pm
meow

Under Cunliffe and Labour these two boys won’t have a job because Labour believes that criminals are victims too.
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May 30, 2014 8:02pm
fr8traindigital

John Key boy (left): “Ok Labour, you can play in the sandpit with us.” Bill English (right): “Hands off the train set tho’.”
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June 1, 2014 9:53am
fr8traindigital

(Frowning boy):”Dress-up Friday, we two make a real effort and David the tallest boy in class comes dressed in a suit!”
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June 1, 2014 10:00am
Bob

At least I have two followers if I am still around when they are old enough to vote.
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