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May 9, 2014 4:16pm by David Farrar

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From last night’s press freedom debate. Photo (c) Laura McQuillan

Captions below. As always funny, not nasty.

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NZ Politics
Annette King
caption contest
Paul Goldsmith

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LaurenWallis101

Metiria: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
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May 9, 2014 4:19pm
Auberon

Annette didn’t really believe what they said down the union hall, ‘kiss a Tory and you’ll become one,’ but when push came to shove it gave her quite a scare.
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May 9, 2014 4:27pm
Huevon

“Man, I’m so wasted right now. Can hardly see anything. Whoa…is Annette King getting some?”
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May 9, 2014 4:35pm
RightNow

Paul Goldsmith fails sobriety test.
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May 9, 2014 4:37pm
edhunter

Beer Goggles, getting ugly chicks laid since forever.
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May 9, 2014 4:40pm
hmmokrightitis

“Who’s the dummy?”

“God knows, too many to pick from!”
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May 9, 2014 4:42pm
Drp

this week … inappropriate action from national members see labour get kiss of life
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May 9, 2014 4:49pm
dubya

Paul kept the member for Rongotai distracted whilst the sculptor rushed to retrieve Annette’s infamous Swiss Ball, in an eleventh hour attempt to correct the Metiria Turei dummy to realistic proportions.
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May 9, 2014 5:36pm
seanmaitland

Annette King demoted from front bench because she was acting too heterosexual
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May 9, 2014 6:04pm
Sir Cullen's Sidekick

“Somebody told me if you kiss a frog it will turn into a princess”…..
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May 9, 2014 6:04pm
Sir Cullen's Sidekick

Paddy Labour Gower – Kiss me Annete, I am Labour”
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May 9, 2014 6:07pm
Judith

Goldsmith tests new ways of shutting Labour up!

The manual is being checked to see if the method breaches House rules.
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May 9, 2014 6:22pm
KapitiCoast

No matter if a Labour Socialist hanger on…it just shows every King loves the feeling and taste of gold!
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May 9, 2014 6:39pm
secondcumming

“yuk!!…you didn’t come with Konrad did ya”?
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May 9, 2014 7:00pm
Don the Kiwi

Are they sucking or blowing ??? 😉
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May 9, 2014 7:37pm
Ryan Sproull

“You’ve had ages! It’s my turn!”
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May 9, 2014 7:53pm
Rich Prick

As a dental nurse this is how I check for cavities in younger men now, Daren told me so. Although at the time, I did think the prostrate exam technique he also told me about was a bit personal. And yicky.
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May 9, 2014 8:15pm
Johnboy

Under the watchful eye of the Oravida pinup Queen Paul probes for a cavity in Annette’s milk teeth.
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May 9, 2014 8:25pm
Jack5

Hmm, Len, excuse me.

Len! Len! Len! excuse me!
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May 9, 2014 8:43pm
Dirty Rat

“I told you Cameron Slater is awesome”
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May 9, 2014 8:56pm
HC

Some men like dominant women, I suppose, and this snapshot may also tell us, hey beer, wine and more loosen people up, we may look forward to a “grand coalition” soon, with the hypocrisy in both National and Labour reaching sky high. I am aghast at hypocrisy and will definitely vote for a “small” party this time, how sickening these over staying MPs are.
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May 9, 2014 9:06pm
Steve Wrathall

Unlike Farrar, Goldsmith makes it all the way to the Death Zone.
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May 9, 2014 9:42pm
Richard Hurst

“….in other news tonight doctors report that by showing patients a single image they can now induce vomiting in poisoning cases without drugs, fingers down throat or resorting to stomach pumping. Due to BSA restrictions we cannot show you this image but it has proved to be 100% effective in every case.”
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