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February 9, 2014 8:00am by David Farrar

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Kea

“Not till then ,Bushy and white supremacist fanboy. !”

This from a one eyed supporter of a religious fantasy land set up to cater to people who think they are gods chosen ones and are owed a favour, because god said so, in the fables they wrote themselves.

FFS !
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February 9, 2014 2:19pm
Dean Papa

bugger, Kohli’s out, dismissed by that damn Saffer!
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February 9, 2014 2:20pm
Harriet

“…..Oriwa Kemp, jailed for cruelty to Rotorua toddler Nia Glassie, should be offered money to be sterilised………The state has seized the newborn baby of one of New Zealand’s most notorious convicted child abusers – the second time in two years it has removed a newborn from her care….”

Well they never seized all the kids over the years who have been smacked……Collins, Marshall, Elias…..to name just three……..maybe they were smacked to install discipline into them……but then that’s old fashioned……and never worked…….just look at those three hopeless cases now……totaly fucken clueless about parenting. 😎

The likes of Kemp shouldn’t be sterilized but have empathy installed into them from a very early age…while they are still to young to comprehend the english language…..by being smacked for snatching toys from other kids, for hitting other kids, screaming at others ect……all just basic stuff of parenting really. When they are 5yrs old or so they can then be given a bloody good talking to …..by their authorative and respected parents.

No one should have to forgo the rights to procreating nor should they be placed in the position of seeking an abortion just
because their parents were fucken useless – training for young mums FROM dysfunctional backgrounds would be fairer.
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February 9, 2014 2:29pm
All_on_Red

Stephie
You need to compare apples with apples. At this point in both their second terms Bushs rating is higher than Obamas. But give it time, Obama will beat Nixon and Bush for lowest ever .
“Just 43 percent of Americans currently approve of the president’s job performance, down 11 points from this time last year, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll. Disapproval is 55 percent, up from 42 percent last year. A CBS News/New York Times poll released last week showed Mr. Obama with a 42 percent approval rating and disapproval at 50 percent.”
“All post-World War II presidents except for former Presidents George W. Bush and Richard Nixon had approval ratings at or above 50 percent at this point in their second terms. Nixon’s fifth year ended in 1973 with an approval rating of 29 percent because of the Watergate scandal, Bush’s approval rating was47 percent – above Mr. Obama’s current rating – with 52 percent disapproving.”
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/obamas-approval-rating-lower-most-recent-presidents/
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February 9, 2014 2:33pm
Harriet

“….BTW Obama is exactly as European as I am….”

Now Kea is admitting to being a fucken Kenyan! 😎
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February 9, 2014 2:36pm
Kea

All_on_Red , Your using facts.

You must be a “Bushy and white supremacist fanboy. !” too 🙂
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February 9, 2014 2:40pm
hj

Former Women’s Refuge chief executive Merepeka Raukawa-Tait, who presented submissions to the coroner’s inquest into Nia’s death, said “behaviours can change over time” and as long as Kemp had improved her parenting skills “she has every right to determine her own future.

If that involves having children, then surely to goodness she should be supported to be a fit and proper parent.”

She said CYF needs to ask “why they are not helping someone to come back and make a go of it”.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/9701018/Abusers-baby-seized-by-state

female and Maori means faultless (just went off course).
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February 9, 2014 2:44pm
Harriet

“…..It used to be front page news every time someone got hurt and was attributed to “Bush”. We never see that with the current president….”

Barry has depleted the US millitary strength by homosexualising and further feminising the ranks. The soldiers are all coming home to the US and the majority will now train to do ‘peace keeping’ type crap for the UN…….as without real men running the country and the military that’s all they’re really capable of now.

However the Christians in the Tea Party might return the US to manhood status Kea – as it’s the US’s last real hope – Hillary and the RINO’s are commie metrosexual progs who will further weaken the US. 😎
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February 9, 2014 2:48pm
All_on_Red

“behaviours can change over time”

Bullshit. Past behaviour predicts future behaviour. And any exception to this just proves the rule. Kemp is a piece of feral scum who should really be sterilised by the state when she continued to have kids after her convictions for abuse. Of course we will never do that and I agree with that ( sort of…)so at least taking children off her is the next best thing.
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February 9, 2014 3:19pm
hj

The genetics of population differences is a biological reality. The interpretation of such differences is, however, deeply shaped by politics. Ironically what is driving a racial view of human differences today is not science, nor even racial science, but the pursuit of difference that lies at the heart of antiracism, the same antiracism in the name of which critics denounce the scientific study of racial differences. That is another reason to be wary of such denunciations.
http://www.kenanmalik.com/essays/tpm_race.html

The antiracists (“racist, racist, racist…..rrrrrrracist“!) pursue their anti racism by promoting difference as a goal but reject biological differences as rrrrrracist!
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February 9, 2014 3:34pm
stephieboy

Biological differences re race are myths like the e.g the Bell Curve and is a total canard by the promoters of eugenetics and Aryan white superiority.!
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February 9, 2014 3:41pm
Dean Papa

disgraceful decision by Davis succumbing to the orchestrated appealing of the cheating fielding side. I refuse to watch any more of this farce!!
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February 9, 2014 3:45pm
wat dabney

“Biological differences re race are myths”

Cleary that’s not true. It is unlikely, for example, that any asian country is ever going to win the rugby World Cup.
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February 9, 2014 3:46pm
nasska

I would like to congratulate everyone involved in the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics for doing a fantastic job.

Especially the guy who managed to convince Vladimir Putin that he had found 2,000 male dancers and figure skaters who don’t take it up the arse.
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February 9, 2014 3:52pm
Fletch

Current news in the U.S that everyone seems to be following – Obama’s latest interview in which he appears to be stoned…
Must have taken a few quick puffs beforehand to settle his nerves ey?

http://beforeitsnews.com/obama/2014/02/hey-dude-barack-obamas-stoned-in-this-interview-everybody-thinks-so-2460522.html
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February 9, 2014 4:12pm
dog_eat_dog

Kea your obsession with Obama being black is hilarious and I suspect you have jungle fever.
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February 9, 2014 4:16pm
Fletch

Brave woman.

Catherine Engelbrecht (who started groups, True The Vote, and King Street Patriots) details her abusive targetting by the Government through the IRS, FBI, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and other government agencies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxcMKtsm5BU

Nearly two decades of running our small business, my husband and I never dealt with any government agency, outside of filing our annual tax returns. We had never been audited, we had never been investigated, but all that changed upon submitting applications for the non-profit statuses of True the Vote and King Street Patriots. Since that filing in 2010, my private businesses, my nonprofit organizations, and family have been subjected to more than 15 instances of audit or inquiry by federal agencies.

In 2011, my personal and business tax returns were audited by the Internal Revenue Service, each audit going back for a number of years.

In 2012, my business was subjected to inspection by OSHA, on a select occasion when neither my husband nor I were present, and though the agency wrote that it found nothing serious or significant, it still issued fines in excess of $20,000.

In 2012 and again in 2013 the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms conducted comprehensive audits at my place business.

Beginning in 2010, the FBI contacted my nonprofit organization on six separate occasions – wanting to cull through membership manifests in conjunction with domestic terrorism cases. They eventually dropped all matters and have now redacted nearly all my files.

All of these incursions into my affairs began after filing applications for tax-exemption. There is no other remarkable event, no other reason, to explain away how for decades I went unnoticed, but now find myself on the receiving end of interagency coordination into and against all facets of my life, both public and private.

Bear in mind, distinguished ladies and gentlemen of this sub-committee, these events were occuring while the IRS was subjecting me to multiple rounds of abusive inquiries, with requests to provide every Facebook and Twitter entry I’d every posted, questions about my political aspirations, and demands to know the names of every group I’d ever made presentations to, the content of what I’d said, and where I intended to speak for the coming year. The answers to these sorts of questions are not of interest to the typical IRS analyst, but they are of great interest to a political machine that puts its own survival above the civil liberties of any private citizen.
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February 9, 2014 4:17pm
OneTrack

Merepeka Raukawa-Tait – “CYF needs to ask “why they are not helping someone to come back and make a go of it”.”

Of course. What is the worst that could happen?
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February 9, 2014 4:19pm
Kea

Biological differences re race are myths

LOL 🙂

Ok then, so why do you cry about “racists” ? It would be impossible for one of your imaginary racists to even tell one race from the other. If you really believed that we would not see you put on these little pantomimes of political correctness.

Of course we really all know there are differences, both physically and in terms of how we think and act. That is not to say that one is better than the other, just different. We have all adapted to different environments.
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February 9, 2014 4:27pm
dog_eat_dog

Then why do you throw ‘black’ around as a pejorative?
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February 9, 2014 4:31pm
Kea

“Then why do you throw ‘black’ around as a pejorative?”

If you believe stephieboy it could not be a pejorative.

But you really need to ask an Obama supporter that question. While your doing that, ask why he got a Nobel Prize.
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February 9, 2014 4:48pm
nasska

It is true that the botch up Obama has made of the presidency has little if anything to do with his race. What is more certain is that he was elected because he was not white. Something in excess of 90% of US blacks voted for Obama & he was the darling of the liberal Democrats. These were the wankers who while ignoring his doubtful ability & track record just felt in their tummies that the time was right for a black president……twice!

So it’s unfair to blame his cockups on his race….just blame the racism & reverse racism of his supporters who gave him the opportunity to stuff America.
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February 9, 2014 5:02pm
Kea

Of course stephieboy believes none of this as witnessed by his anti Arab rants and his belief that god has a favourite race who are better than all the others… especially better than Arabs.
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February 9, 2014 5:04pm
Kea

Israelis: What do you think of Jesus, Mary and Christianity?

[Spoiler: Not much]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_qLq74OmEY
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February 9, 2014 5:05pm
Kea

Gay Jews have ‘higher souls’ than gentiles, says deputy minister

Habayit Hayehudi’s Rabbi Eli Ben Dahan says same-sex marriage is prohibited just as marriage between Jews and gentiles is.

Homosexual Jews have “higher souls” than gentiles, gay or straight, the deputy minister for religious services told the Israeli daily Maariv in an article published on Friday.

http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/1.566021

Well they may be gay but at least they are not “gentiles” !
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February 9, 2014 5:11pm
Colville

9 down.

Dohni gone..

Yipppeeeeeeeeee 🙂
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February 9, 2014 5:17pm
smttc

Well done the Black Caps.
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February 9, 2014 5:26pm
smttc

I still think McCullum’s decision to not enforce the follow on was bloody stupid. The bowlers deserve the credit in the end. But things were very precarious for a long time today.
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February 9, 2014 5:30pm
Colville

smttc.
If our top 4 had done their jobs India would have been chasing 600 and it would have never been in doubt.

For my money the only question that comes out of the test is who will replace Fulton?
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February 9, 2014 5:45pm
stigie

For my money the only question that comes out of the test is who will replace Fulton?

Fulton and Rutherford you mean smttc ?
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February 9, 2014 5:57pm
MT_Tinman

Colville, both bloody openers, not just Fulton although if someone told Fulton to forget defence and just attack (as he did in Jafaville last summer) I’d keep him and get rid of the other no-hoper.

A good win and an unbeatable position in the series for NZ – more so considering Wellington hasn’t put together three fine days in a row in living memory.

Lucky the superior, knowledgeable cricket fans commenting on this blog got their way and dumped McCullum for the fellow who turned down the NZ captaincy eh?
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February 9, 2014 6:02pm
Pete George

They would be silly to replace both openers at the same time. Selection stability is one of the strengths of the Black Caps right now.
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February 9, 2014 6:02pm
MH

Gays are skating on thin ice if they continue to mess with Col Putin right.
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February 9, 2014 6:03pm
big bruv

MT

Replace Fulton and Rutherford with who?
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February 9, 2014 6:09pm
big bruv

So watching the news tonight I was nearly ill. There was Cairns telling the public of NZ that he feels let down by NZC. This is the same NZC who put up with outrageous behaviour from Cairns during the 90’s. IMHO NZC owes Cairns nothing at all.
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February 9, 2014 6:16pm
Colville

I listened to Martin Crowe talk about the openers, said Rutherford (23 yrs old?) was easy to fix and Fulton (35 yrs old?)was unfixable.
Crowe knows a bit about batting!

I hope to get to Wellybum for either Monday or Tuesday arvo 🙂
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February 9, 2014 6:17pm
Manolo

We must send KB’s feminist to New York to sort this rapist out:
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/09/opinion/sunday/woody-allen-speaks-out.html?_r=0
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February 9, 2014 6:20pm
big bruv

Colville

As long as Crowe sticks to batting technique then I have no problem with his coaching. However, I would not let him within a hundred miles of our players if he starts talking about the mental game.
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February 9, 2014 6:27pm
MT_Tinman

big bruv (12,047 comments) says:
February 9th, 2014 at 6:09 pm
MT

Replace Fulton and Rutherford with who?

Damned near anyone.

Fulton gets frozen and stops playing cricket and Rutherford is irresponsible.

Guptil would be worth another look and Papps no longer headbutts quicks I gather.
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February 9, 2014 7:16pm
MT_Tinman

Actually Big Bruv NZC owes Cairns the only international trophy they ever won.

I hope you are also sickened by Doull and the jewel thief for their part (along with Cairns) in the most disgraceful performance in NZ cricket history.
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February 9, 2014 7:20pm
Left Right and Centre

G’day commentariats…

(1) When TV is not always a load of suckarse:

(i) Choice TV, ‘Coast’ – especially part with Vasa warship that sank in 1628 and was recovered from 30m of water and preserved after being salvaged largely intact in 1961. Brilliant. (ii) As I was fire-gazing the credits and thinking about typing away on KB – I noticed the series producer was Teresa Bogan. I’m fairly certain in the UK bogan does not share the antipodean meaning.

(2) (i) The Sevens: During the final – acres of yellow – empty seats for Africa. They can’t all have been in the viewing section of the food areas – Where were people ?? (ii) It’s a piss-up party. When they built the stadium – they should’ve had a MASH unit in the plans. And holding cells. Problem solved. Paul Henry best summed up the attire of sevens-goers as ‘gay pride’. Well done Paul – nailed it with a witty golden spike. And the weather was arse this time. Like all of this rip-off summer has been.

(3) All_on_Red I know what you’re saying – people can change though. Some for whatever reason don’t.

(4) stephieboy – listening to some white NZders with accents that can strip paint. Aryan superiority – no.

(5) Media grammar nazi: Why do they say ‘waiting on’? Surely it’s ‘waiting for’ – as in ‘waiting for an apology’ ?

(6) (i) Did someone tell TV news reporter Lorelei Mason to lose the nerdy rectangular glasses ? She looks much better without them. She’s a bit of a strange looking bird – but that’s not a bad thing compared to looking at the barking Barbies who all bear a freakish production line sameness as if they are all the progeny on the same magnificent sire and mare breeding stock. (ii) Megan Martin – another news reporter – semi-horrendous accent from the ‘Pam Corkery school of elocution and diction’ – why does this woman have such a stupid look on her face when she’s talking to people ? They look natural and relaxed – and she’s holding her face in some weird contorted ‘trying to come across as who knows what – I am a TV newsreporter’ type way. It’s for TV. Or even worse – they really are like that all the time. Oh dear. They can’t all be Peter Williams, can they ? Dorks. That’s my fault for watching clowns running around the circus.

(7) Being a highly fallible human being, I don’t like the barking Barbies, however – when truly pig ugly women come on TV I recoil in horror and take evasive action. One such example is the first woman that appears on the charming advert for Cigna, starring your hero Michael Jones – who I now can’t stand the sight of. This woman looks like someone who has worked out how to chain-smoke one packet at a time, an animated corpse with a face that resembles a relief map of the Andes. The facial expression reminds me of a man staring at the sun while being kicked fairly hard in the groin.

(8) I saw that Dr ~~Blowhard Sunburn~~ Gerhard Sundborn was given some TV news time to spread the message that sugary drinks are as evil as tobacco. I’m picturing NZ with the good doctor in charge. Soft drink $10 per litre. The packaging would have a picture of someone with very few and very blackened teeth. You’d never see another Coke ad with teenagers in beachwear having fun in orgasmic doses. And if you don’t die from sugary drinks in the meantime, you might just live long enough to see them banned outright.
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February 9, 2014 7:44pm
Viking2

Oh crap, this doesent look good.. Ais your property set to devalue?

I was cruising facebook and came across a page where it shows Iwi’s are set to mark properties through out New Zealand via the council records with purple dots. If your property is marked with a purple dot, you will need to apply for permission through your council or local iwi before you are allowed to do any alterations on your property and Im guessing there will be a cost involved for this not to mention the probably devaluation of your property.

There were 61 sites of Maori “cultural or heritage significance” identified in the first draft of Auckland’s Unitary Plan in March. By implementation in September, 3,600 additional sites had appeared. These claim to be urupa (cemeteries), middens (i.e. rubbish dumps) and former village or pa sites. The Plan warns there may yet be many other sites and places that may be equally or more significant, and acknowledges the schedule will be added to through future plan changes.

Thus thousands of homeowners are now being forced to apply to iwi for permission before making alterations to their properties.

Oh and here’s one of the links posted on there.. It shows its already happened in Auckland..
http://1law4all.kiwi.nz/aucklands-unitary-plan/

and if you want to know if its happened to your property in Aucks, check here…

http://acmaps.aucklandcouncil.govt.n…wer/index.html

Another quote from that website..

“• There are no obvious limits to the rights to be enjoyed by Mana Whenua and no definitions of “ancestral lands, water, air, coastal sites, wāhi tapu and other taonga”. It is feasible that the 19 local tribes consider they have an ancestral connection to every aspect of Auckland and its surrounds.
• The extensive list of “sites of value and significance to Mana Whenua” are unsubstantiated. The powers they give local iwi over homeowners are undefined and unrestricted. This totally undermines private property rights and our personal security.”

When you mention stuff like the above quote to people, they role their eyes and look at you as if you’re mad.. Unforutantely its very real and its happening now.

http://www.propertytalk.com/forum/showthread.php?34733-Oh-crap-this-doesent-look-good-Ais-your-property-set-to-devalue
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February 9, 2014 7:58pm
dirty harry

Yeah Ive seen that Lorelei Mason in person..shes not as bad as she looks on tv , shes not a bad sort, very personable.
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February 9, 2014 7:59pm
Viking2

“PUBLIC FEAR

“We believe New Zealand is gripped by a fear of openly discussing this subject. The fear is that they will be accused of being racist.

” In fact, most New Zealanders, including the ONZF want all races to prosper in their country. What they object to is the increasing favour being bestowed upon Maori.

“Iwi authority groups can now override decisions democratically decided. The Auckland Council Unitary Plan is about the most advanced example of the intentions for an apartheid regime.”

http://www.voxy.co.nz/politics/waita…ocess/5/180968

Follow the issues on
http://www.propertytalk.com/forum/showthread.php?34733-Oh-crap-this-doesent-look-good-Ais-your-property-set-to-devalue
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February 9, 2014 8:00pm
nasska

On a tour of New Zealand the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing an Australian rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror a high powered boat crewed by three brawny Maori blokes pulled alongside. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark’s side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue semi conscious Aussie from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately, the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between the Australians and the Kiwis, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his mates, “who was that?”
“It was the Pope” one replied. “He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God’s wisdom.”
“Well” the harpooner said, “he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn’t know bugger all about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get another one?”
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February 9, 2014 8:00pm
Kea

Five dead, 600 injured as snow storm hits Japan: reports

Tokyo (AFP) – The heaviest snow in decades in Tokyo and other areas of Japan has left at least five dead and 600 injured across the country by early Sunday, reports said.
As much as 27 centimetres (10.6 inches) of snow was recorded in Tokyo by late Saturday, the heaviest fall in the capital for 45 years, according to the meteorological agency.

All systems normal. Weather much the same as 45 years ago.

http://news.yahoo.com/five-dead-600-injured-snow-storm-hits-japan-020500454.html
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February 9, 2014 8:03pm
Colville

nasska.
That is funny!
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February 9, 2014 8:06pm
dime

“Former Women’s Refuge chief executive Merepeka Raukawa-Tait, who presented submissions to the coroner’s inquest into Nia’s death, said “behaviours can change over time” and as long as Kemp had improved her parenting skills “she has every right to determine her own future.

If that involves having children, then surely to goodness she should be supported to be a fit and proper parent.”

She said CYF needs to ask “why they are not helping someone to come back and make a go of it”.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/9701018/Abusers-baby-seized-by-state”

HJ – i just heard this on the 6pm zb news.

seriously, WHAT THE FUCK??

who edits that newsroom?

who gives the OK to present this fucking morons opinion as news?

its like all women are angels that can do no wrong and all men are criminals with these people.

do the govt give womens refuge any of our money? i fucking hope not.

id like to see a rival organisation pop up, one that isnt political and lives off charity. youd have to be fucking insane to donate to womens refuge
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February 9, 2014 8:07pm
Kea

dime, go check out the Refuge web site. Learn what counts as abuse/violence.
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February 9, 2014 8:11pm
dime

Fulton has to go.

Guptil is worth another shot. he cat do any worse!

Dime was real impressed with Wagner. I havent been a fan. Thought Bracewell should be there instead but Wagner had his pace back for this test. He was 130k against the windies. 140 against the indians.

Southee is getting better all the time. I have a man crush on boult.

I hope we stick with the leg spinner long term. Dime loves leg spin.

For what its worth, i wouldnt have followed on. Imagine us chasing 100 in the 4th innings with wickets dropping every over. eek.

finally – PG, your cricket comments are as fence sitting, obvious and as piss weak as your political comments.
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February 9, 2014 8:14pm
dime

Kea – too scared to think.

If i slap a girls ass while doing dog, is it abuse?
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February 9, 2014 8:15pm
Pauleastbay

A member of the Catholic church went out on a fishing charter boat, from Wellington, with one of the deacons in his church…..not long after anchoring the church-goer hooked and landed a huge Hapuka (groper). “What kind of fish is that”? he asked…..The salty-sea-dog skipper wanting to have a bit of fun replied..”oh…that’s a ‘Mother Fucker’…trying to shock the religious man. The church goer turned to the deacon and yelled “Look at this Mother Fucker that I caught it’s huge”….the Deacon said “don’t you mean ‘fish’….”No” said the man…”the skipper told me its a ‘Mother Fucker’. The Deacon shrugged in silent agreement and continued fishing.
After the trip they were loading the large fish into the boot of the car when the Deacon said…” Why don’t we take it to the convent and get the nuns to cook it for us”? So off they went. They knocked on the door and one of the nuns opened it…”Come and check out this Mother Fucker” yelled the church goer…opening the boot of the car the nun said…”oh don’t you mean fish”?…”Na the skipper said it’s a Mother Fucker..” they stated in unison. The nun lugged the large fish inside.
Mother Superior came into the kitchen after hearing the commotion just as the nun was chopping up the large fish. “Well well well what do we have hear”? she asked. ” It’s a Mother Fucker” replied the three unison. Mother Superior just about did a backward flip…” how dare you use that kind of language in the convent” she yelled. The Deacon said ” settle down…it is actually called a ‘Mother Fucker’…the skipper told us. The Mother Superior shrugged and conceded and began to cook the lovely white fish.
After seeing the huge pile of cooked fish she ordered one of the nuns to call the Head Priest and invite him over for dinner.
Half an hour later there was a knock at the door and the Head Priest entered. He sat down at the table and asked “what’s for dinner”? The church goer said “it’s a Mother Fucker and I caught it”. The Deacon said ” and I drove the Mother Fucker here”. The nun said ” I carried it in and cut the Mother Fucker up”. Then Mother Superior said excitedly ” and I cooked the Mother Fucker”. There was a deadly silence.

The Head Priest looked around the room of people….then quietly sat down at the head of the table…poured a large whisky and took a swig…lit a cigar and put his feet up on another seat. Taking a large drag of his cigar and thoughtfully exhaling as he stared around the room… he then smiled and said ” do you know what”?…..” You cunts are alright!!
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February 9, 2014 8:15pm
MT_Tinman

Dime, I agree with everything you say at 20:14 but note that a leggie needs to take wickets.

If he can’t do that he’s useless to the team, I hope Sohdi starts to do this, at least he’s not yet another bloody non-spinning cackhanded offie.
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February 9, 2014 8:28pm
dirty harry

you better hope your home is not within the dot otherwise be expecting a visit from the brown mafia..

http://1law4all.kiwi.nz/2014/02/09/when-is-a-dot-not-a-dot-when-its-over-3-hectares-8-acres/
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February 9, 2014 8:31pm
Steve (North Shore)

Seems WhaleOil is offline. This time we may find out who is doing the DOS shit
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February 9, 2014 8:35pm
Viking2

Oh crap, this doesent look good.. Ais your property set to devalue?

I was cruising facebook and came across a page where it shows Iwi’s are set to mark properties through out New Zealand via the council records with purple dots. If your property is marked with a purple dot, you will need to apply for permission through your council or local iwi before you are allowed to do any alterations on your property and Im guessing there will be a cost involved for this not to mention the probably devaluation of your property.

This just seems way way over the top and quite bizzare.. how the hell did this come about??
There were 61 sites of Maori “cultural or heritage significance” identified in the first draft of Auckland’s Unitary Plan in March. By implementation in September, 3,600 additional sites had appeared. These claim to be urupa (cemeteries), middens (i.e. rubbish dumps) and former village or pa sites. The Plan warns there may yet be many other sites and places that may be equally or more significant, and acknowledges the schedule will be added to through future plan changes.

Thus thousands of homeowners are now being forced to apply to iwi for permission before making alterations to their properties.

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February 9, 2014 8:38pm
nickb

Just what the fuck was McCullum doing in not enforcing the follow on,christ we did not beat the poms because we ran out of time and this time there is a bloody good chance that India will get the four hundred runs needed.

Show a little faith oh thou armchair expert?

Wagner was immense today. I was at the ground today and yesterday and he absolutely steamed in the whole time. Southee and Boult were very good also but got a bit tired and down in pace. I think Boult even reduced his run up. Had a niggle though I think.

Well done black caps. Phenomenal game of cricket. Wagner swung it our way with his wickets. The bowlers hunted as a pack and were very hostile, great bouncers. None of this gentle long hop that can be ducked under – I’m talking zeroing in on the melon most times
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February 9, 2014 8:38pm
Viking2

Oh crap, this doesent look good.. Ais your property set to devalue?

I was cruising facebook and came across a page where it shows Iwi’s are set to mark properties through out New Zealand via the council records with purple dots. If your property is marked with a purple dot, you will need to apply for permission through your council or local iwi before you are allowed to do any alterations on your property and Im guessing there will be a cost involved for this not to mention the probably devaluation of your property.

This just seems way way over the top and quite bizzare.. how the hell did this come about??

http://www.propertytalk.com/forum/showthread.php?34733-Oh-crap-this-doesent-look-good-Ais-your-property-set-to-devalue
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February 9, 2014 8:39pm
Viking2

See more here.

http://www.propertytalk.com/forum/showthread.php?34733-Oh-crap-this-doesent-look-good-Ais-your-property-set-to-devalue
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February 9, 2014 8:40pm
Viking2

Oh crap, this doesent look good.. Ais your property set to devalue?

I was cruising facebook and came across a page where it shows Iwi’s are set to mark properties through out New Zealand via the council records with purple dots. If your property is marked with a purple dot, you will need to apply for permission through your council or local iwi before you are allowed to do any alterations on your property and Im guessing there will be a cost involved for this not to mention the probably devaluation of your property.

This just seems way way over the top and quite bizzare.. how the hell did this come about??

http://www.propertytalk.com/forum/showthread.
Oh-crap-this-doesent-look-good-Ais-your-property-set-to-devalue
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February 9, 2014 8:41pm
Viking2

Oh crap, this doesent look good.. Ais your property set to devalue?

I was cruising facebook and came across a page where it shows Iwi’s are set to mark properties through out New Zealand via the council records with purple dots. If your property is marked with a purple dot, you will need to apply for permission through your council or local iwi before you are allowed to do any alterations on your property and Im guessing there will be a cost involved for this not to mention the probably devaluation of your property.

This just seems way way over the top and quite bizzare.. how the hell did this come about??

go to http://www.propertytalk.com for more info.
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February 9, 2014 8:43pm
dime

how much credit does shane bond deserve?

i know people will lol when i say shane bond looks FIT! which is probably a first for him! he looks like he could still be playing IPL if he wanted
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February 9, 2014 8:43pm
Chuck Bird

“Former Women’s Refuge chief executive Merepeka Raukawa-Tait, who presented submissions to the coroner’s inquest into Nia’s death, said “behaviours can change over time” and as long as Kemp had improved her parenting skills “she has every right to determine her own future.

If that involves having children, then surely to goodness she should be supported to be a fit and proper parent.”

It is a bit different story if a man says something hurtful to his wife. That is considered emotional violence and is unforgivable.

I am sure Raukawa-Tait would claim than women never say anything hurtful to the husband. They just poison them and bury them in the back yard or claim they committed suicide. Raukawa-Tait is a man hating feminazi.
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February 9, 2014 8:48pm
Keeping Stock

Terrific fight back from the New Zealand bowlers today. Wagner has secured his future as a test player. He has a big heart, a great, combatitive attitude, and he just loves to bowl. But he also has a knack of taking big wickets, and his haul in this match included Dhoni (twice), Kohli, Vijay and Dharwan. Getting the big wickets is the mark of a good bowler. And I hope we persist with Ish Sodhi; he’s very raw, but full of promise.
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February 9, 2014 8:50pm
dime

chuck – she would be the sort to put a kid in this creatures custody and when it gets killed she would blame some man or the govt. she wouldnt take any blame.

she sounds damaged as fuck. lets hope he never hear from her again
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February 9, 2014 8:52pm
Keeping Stock

@ dime – plenty; he has developed a really good bowling unit.
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February 9, 2014 8:52pm
Rowan

Some very nervous moments but great win from the Black caps. Plenty to work on i.e. collapsing for 105 in the 3rd innings but on the whole a good performance highlighted by the 300 run first innings lead and the pace bowlers. I have previously been very critical of Wagner but he finally delivered with the ball this afternoon and was an instrumental part of the win with crucial wickets. 400 was a bridge to far for the indians but it was great to see them have a real go at it and made for a very exciting match, relieved that we came out on top. The main criticism from this test is the repeated failure of Fulton and Rutherford at the top of the order, How long will they persist with them, surely Guptill couldn’t do any worse!
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February 9, 2014 9:06pm
nasska

Chuck Bird

A little bio/info on the half wit ex. the Women’s Refuge:

…..”Merepeka Raukawa-Tait (aka Mary Gayle Sims) is a New Zealand politician and former chief executive of the Women’s Refuge organisation of New Zealand. She is currently a councilor at large for the Rotorua District Council. She previously stood as a candidate for Parliament, serving briefly as deputy leader of the small Christian Heritage Party.”…..

Ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merepeka_Raukawa-Tait
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February 9, 2014 9:12pm
Rowan

Disappointed with the performances of the spinners. Sodhi is developing and NZ don’t really have a decent alternative so basically need to keep him, for India Jadeja didn’t do much with the ball, got one wicket in each innings but leaked runs bigtime in the first innings. For me Ashwin would be a much better bowling option, his batting average would be below Jadejas but he has 2 test centuries so certainly no mug. IMO India should pick him for Wellington.
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February 9, 2014 9:48pm
Nostalgia-NZ

A difficult test to enjoy because of the tension and knowing what fighters the Indians are. The answer to some degree, is that the Kiwis gritted this out. I heard Wagner speaking about the situation they faced before play today, his self belief in the team was honest and not at all arrogant. When things were looking dicey we saw to a man the team resolute, that in itself was a win. We are having problems with the openers that are frustrating to we spectators, on the other hand we are seeing continuity of selection – continuity wins hands down. I considered the ‘follow on,’ though in the end, as Mc Cullum, says he must make the decision and he lives and dies by it. Good, bitter, tradesman like work all round.
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February 9, 2014 9:52pm
Yoza

Just checking to see if I am still blocked from commenting
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February 9, 2014 10:12pm
Ben Dover

Yawm how can you actually Watch Cricket
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February 10, 2014 1:10am
Dean Papa

Travelling along in an old steam train bound for nowhere are a Wallaby, an All Black, a spectacular-looking blonde and a much older, very robust woman. After several hours of the trip, with not a word spoken between the four strangers, the train happens to pass through a very dark tunnel.

Now, despite the almost deafening noise in this total black void, the unmistakeable sound of a very hard slap is suddenly heard.

And when they leave the tunnel, the All Black has an enormous red mark on his cheek in the exact shape of a hand!

The blonde is thinking (no, really): ”That horrible All Black wanted to touch me up and, by mistake, he must have put his hand on the old woman, who in turn must have slapped his face.”

The very robust woman is thinking: ”That dirty All Black laid his hands on the blonde and she must have smacked him good’n’hard.”

The All Black, still reeling, is thinking: ”That bloody Wallaby put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me!”

The Wallaby is thinking: ”I hope we go through another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid All Black again.”
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February 10, 2014 7:03am
igm

Come on Auckland ratepayers, Lecher Len has returned to front page promotion in your NZ Herald (messenger of socialism), not only grabbing headlines of forgiveness, but giving away $250 million of your hard earned rates to transport his non-ratepaying voting base. You must be more proactive to combat this slug, along with his greasy left-wing media mates, or he is going to sit there with his stupid looking beak facing you every time you watch Tv or pick up a paper.
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