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December 22, 2013 8:00am by Kokila Patel

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stigie

Does she often go down on you Nasska ?
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December 22, 2013 8:32pm
Johnboy

Sunday night at an Ekatahuna barn!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUercf928Q8
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December 22, 2013 8:36pm
Johnboy

Fucked if I know how I did this twice! 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUercf928Q8
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December 22, 2013 8:39pm
stigie

Mrs Claus yells out to Santa in the back yard…

Come in out of the Rain dear !
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December 22, 2013 8:39pm
Johnboy

Fuck. The phantom JB downthumber got you too stigie.

Collateral damage I suspect! 🙂
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December 22, 2013 8:51pm
nasska

A couple were happily married for years.

The only friction in their marriage was the husband’s
habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise
would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water
and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with
him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.

He told her he couldn’t stop it and that it was perfectly natural.
She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day
he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one
Xmas morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner
and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where
she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the
spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was
sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled
back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl
of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and
the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the
floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture
she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in
his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was.

He said, “Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned
me and I didn’t listen to you.”

“What do you mean?” asked his wife.

“Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my
guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God,
some Vaseline, and the toothbrush, I think I got most of them
all back in.”
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December 22, 2013 8:52pm
Johnboy

I’m having a boned out Ham for Xmas dinner! 🙂
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December 22, 2013 8:58pm
nasska

Could save a bit of trauma JB. 🙂
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December 22, 2013 9:00pm
Johnboy

Are you going to wear a white dress to our wedding nasska?
Even if you’re not a virgin it would be OK cause I am! 🙂
Flossie will of course be in white.
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December 22, 2013 9:08pm
nasska

I thought that white would be appropriate considering the virginal condition of my sphincter but I’ll not be upstaged by a sheep!

I’ll check what colour raddle blocks I have & I’ll get back to you. 🙂
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December 22, 2013 9:12pm
stigie

Fuck me, and i thought Johnboy was wearing the white dress to match his flock !!~
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December 22, 2013 9:38pm
RF

Just had an interesting phone call from an insider in the Labour Party. This person is high enough to know what’s going on. The latest poll has given the party a nasty fright as they thought the silent T was going to be their meal ticket. I suspect the BBQs will be smoking over the break as there are some unhappy members in the party. The Silent T should watch his back.
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December 22, 2013 9:44pm
Johnboy

stigie is obviously gasping to be asked to be flower girl nasska. What say we put him out of his misery and give him the job.

Unless you have some two tooth wether in mind for it of course! 🙂
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December 22, 2013 9:46pm
Johnboy

Poor old Cunlips. The fairy story is just beginning! 🙂
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December 22, 2013 9:53pm
stigie

Extremely flexible on that one Johnboy…only to glad to help out, but up to a point you understand !!~
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December 22, 2013 9:54pm
Johnboy

Folk who are flexible when helping out with a difficult point are greatly prized among us rural chaps stigie. I’m sure you’ll make a wonderful flower girl! 🙂
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December 22, 2013 9:59pm
Johnboy

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/9545741/Don-t-advertise-your-Christmas-presents

What a surprise they never advised you to clean and load your shotgun and keep it handy at all times! 🙂
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December 22, 2013 10:10pm
stigie

Has Nasska gone to bed early JB ? Maybe he has to get his arse out of bed early
to go looking for a decent dress to wear at the wedding perhaps !
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December 22, 2013 10:13pm
Johnboy

He’s a proper farmer stigie and has to get up early to milk the sheep and shear the pigs unlike me who is just a virtual farmer so I can stay up all night if I want to!… That is one of the reasons nasska want’s to marry me I think! 🙂
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December 22, 2013 10:23pm
Johnboy

You missed one at 10:10 Phantom Downthumber! 🙂
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December 22, 2013 10:38pm
stigie

‘ That is one of the reasons nasska want’s to marry me I think!’

Yea JB, I think you two will make a fine pair indeed unlike that prick
that keeps giving you the thumbs down ole chap. No fucking sense of humour just like Reddy !!~
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December 22, 2013 10:38pm
Johnboy

I actually enjoy the Phantom Downthumbers forays into my comments stigie.

It makes me realise that as petty as I can sometimes be there is one sad arsed bastard that is even pettier than me! 🙂
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December 22, 2013 10:44pm
stigie

Ole Reddy could be the Phantom Downthumber JB ?
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December 22, 2013 10:44pm
Johnboy

Not at all stigie. Say what you like about Red but he was never petty. I always admired his attitude.
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December 22, 2013 10:50pm
Jack5

In NZ, taniwha, in Iceland elves.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11176810
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December 22, 2013 10:50pm
Johnboy

If Red didn’t like you he would tell you up front to your face.
He’d never snipe from a darkened doorway. 🙂
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December 22, 2013 10:54pm
Johnboy

Taniwha’s…….. Blue Elves….. In NZ they all get given the long suffering taxpayers money in copious quantities by the silly little Gnomes that inhabit the ninth floor! 🙂
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December 22, 2013 10:59pm
ShawnLH

“Pete George (20,244 comments) says:
December 22nd, 2013 at 2:05 pm
Neanderthals could speak like modern humans, study suggests

You could almost think they can type going by comments here sometimes.”

Yours being a prime example 🙂
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December 23, 2013 2:06am
ShawnLH

“iMP (1,872 comments) says:
December 22nd, 2013 at 10:31 am
THREE get married in America. It was a matter of time but ignored as “scaremongering” here in NZ.

http://conzervative.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/threesome-married-in-america-moral-deconstruction-by-absurdity/”

Quite right.

The answer to the insanity of Progressive Liberalism however is not a State controlled by Conservatives, but a full restoration of inviolate property rights. The State is the problem.

“Egalitarianism, in every form and shape, is incompatible with the idea of private property. Private property implies exclusivity, inequality, and difference. And cultural relativism is incompatible with the fundamental—-indeed foundational—-fact of families and intergenerational kinship relations. Families and kinship relations imply cultural absolutism.

In a covenant founded for the purpose of protecting family and kin, there can be no tolerance toward those habitually promoting life-styles incompatible with this goal. They – the advocates of alternative, non-family and kin-centred lifestyles such as, for instance, individual hedonism, parasitism, nature-environment worship, homosexuality, or communism – will have to be physically removed from society, too, if one is to maintain a libertarian order.

Private property capitalism and egalitarian multiculturalism are as unlikely a combination as socialism and cultural conservatism. And in trying to combine what cannot be combined, much of the modern libertarian movement actually contributed to the further erosion of private property rights (just as much of contemporary conservatism contributed to the erosion of families and traditional morals). What the countercultural libertarians failed to recognize, and what true libertarians cannot emphasize enough, is that the restoration of private property rights and laissez-faire economics implies a sharp and drastic increase in social “discrimination” and will swiftly eliminate most if not all of the multicultural-egalitarian life style experiments so close to the heart of left libertarians. In other words, libertarians must be radical and uncompromising conservatives.”

Hans-Hermann Hoppe
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December 23, 2013 2:15am
Left Right and Centre

Justin Du Fresne – quality, class act. Good value.

He might be 72 but the old fella on Mediaworks overnight is about 103.

He would want to continue, and that being the case, he’s too good to gather cobwebs. There must be airtime somewhere for a good host.
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