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December 16, 2013 8:00am by Kokila Patel

General Debate 16 December 2013

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Johnboy

V2…..How about.. “Methane production from the Green/Labour Aotearoan governments ban on fossil fuels and the reversion to horse and ox drawn conveyance combined with the strict regulations of every meal consumed by Aotearoans having to comprise beans and not meat. Has pushed Aotearoa (formally New Zealand) into the top bracket of the worst greenhouse gas emitters on Gaia” ! 🙂
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December 16, 2013 8:24pm
Pauleastbay

Distinction between Guts and Balls
To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words:
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all
Heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know
The difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS – is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being
Met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, Are
You still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS – is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

Smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and
Slapping your wife on the arse and having the Balls to say,
You’re next, Chubby.
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in instant death.
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December 16, 2013 8:26pm
nasska

Johnboy

Best that you don’t think about where the fertiliser to grow those beans will come from. 🙂
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December 16, 2013 8:28pm
Johnboy

Wussel and the rest of his teams shit could probably fertilise 200,000 hectares. 🙂
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December 16, 2013 8:32pm
Longknives

“and was the major pusher to turn the new Zealand police into traffic Cops”

One of the worst moves New Zealand Police ever made!
My mates who are cops absolutely detest having to write traffic tickets (Is it true that even the CIB have quotas these days?)
Fancy joining the Police to investigate crime then being forced to become some kind of ‘revenue gathering’ robot hiding behind a bush with a speed camera..
The old MOT guys used to love that by all accounts- why the hell did they ever change?
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December 16, 2013 8:34pm
nasska

Carting it across the Rimutakas by bullock cart to use in the paddocks will be the hard bit JB. 🙂
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December 16, 2013 8:36pm
Johnboy

Used to be fun playing tag with the MOT black and whites. The Blonde Bitch of Lower Hutt was a bit of a worry though.

Though she looked the part she took all the fun out the word screw! 🙂
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December 16, 2013 8:38pm
Johnboy

Cullen Rail will whip it through the tunnel using horse drawn trains since all the DL’s will have broken down by 2030! 🙂
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December 16, 2013 8:42pm
nasska

There’s an old belt driven chaff cutter in one of my sheds JB. It came with the place & must be near a museum piece.

With the coming demand for horse feed it might be worth dusting off. 🙂
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December 16, 2013 8:47pm
Pauleastbay

Longknives

A down vote for not being happy about getting tickets, bad luck.

To be fair, I got an official warning for doing 55 kms going up China Mans Hill on Saturday morning, but I’d prefer the young copper to have been tidying up the drunks asleep in Queen Street and to tone down the beggars, they are getting quite aggressive and do scare people.
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December 16, 2013 8:53pm
Longknives

Mate I never get tickets- I’m not dumb enough to speed…

I was just wondering what your thoughts were on the ‘merger’- I reckon it’s been terrible PR for NZ Police…(Yeah I know it was 20 years ago)
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December 16, 2013 8:55pm
Johnboy

One should always make hay while the sun of capitalism still shines nasska! 🙂

Perhaps you should get your old threshing machine out of storage as well?

I knew a farmer, I knew him well,
he had a daughter, her name was Nell
Although she was only sweet sixteen,
I decided to show her my threshing machine.

The barn door was open, so in we did go,
into the corn to have a good go.
She worked the throttle and I worked the steam,
as I showed her the works of my threshing machine.

Six months later all was not well,
something was wrong with our little Nell.
And under her apron could clearly be seen,
the works of my dirty old threshing machine.

Three months later all was not well,
a baby boy was born to our Nell.
And under his nappy could clearly be seen,
a brand new two cylinder threshing machine. 🙂
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December 16, 2013 8:59pm
Pauleastbay

Longknives

Bloody hard to gauge 5 kms when going up a hill in a junior sheep shagger anyhow.

No, the merger was awful. The MOT guys were happy doing their thing and had a skill set, the police were the same. Unfortunately traffic safety has turned into this enormous cash flow for the government, absolutely colossal .
Too late now and I’m long gone and you can’t turn back the clock
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December 16, 2013 9:02pm
Sofia

The old MOT guys used to love that by all accounts- why the hell did they ever change?

Another of John Banks sins
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December 16, 2013 9:03pm
Pauleastbay

The wife left a note on the fridge………

“It’s not working!! I can’t take it anymore, I’ve gone to stay at my Mums!”

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold………

Don’t know what she was on about!!
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December 16, 2013 9:04pm
nasska

Some people have sex with inflatable animals, something I really don’t understand. Presumably, a blow-up doll is for men who can’t get a real woman.

How fucked are you if you can’t get a real sheep?
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December 16, 2013 9:04pm
Johnboy

I wouldn’t know what you are even talking about nasska.

https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=inflatable+sheep&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=c7SuUqG-GevxiAeTuoC4Dg&sqi=2&ved=0CCgQsAQ&biw=1105&bih=600
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December 16, 2013 9:07pm
nasska

Pauleastbay

From what I can remember a lot of the ‘Traffic Officers’ were ex Army & Navy servicemen. They had the uncompromising, nit picking attitude to everything synonymous with the Transport Dept.
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December 16, 2013 9:09pm
nasska

Nothing like the real thing JB. 🙂
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December 16, 2013 9:10pm
Pauleastbay

nasska

Yep and you could always say ” I might be a cop but I’m not like those MOT pricks” They had their uses
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December 16, 2013 9:13pm
Johnboy

Yes nasska. Since that avenue of employment has closed to them they all get jobs at the councils/civil defence/building inspection companies etc.

Anything with a badge and a clipboard and a chance to give orders suits all those old retired warriors! 🙂

Thank Christ we haven’t had a war for generations, imagine that bunch going over the top! 🙂
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December 16, 2013 9:15pm
Sofia

Nice little television ad for CHORUS – rural and sorta hokey – with just a subtle little mention that the ultra fast broadband roll out will eventually bring about a $33 billion benefit to the country.
Is this so that when the fertilizer hits the domestic air dispersal device, $400 million will seems like peanuts.

And why has CHORUS in several suburbs done the most remote ends first, working back towards the city centre, so the whole thing doesn’t work until the last part nearest the hub is completed. Was that smart or not?

And why, at present, does normal broadband on Telecom cost $10 more a month if you are outside the Auckland, Wellington or Christchurch centres?
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December 16, 2013 9:32pm
Manolo

For the resident feminist and Southern lass: http://ideas.time.com/2013/12/16/its-a-mans-world-and-it-always-will-be/print/
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