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November 13, 2013 8:00am by Kokila Patel

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wikiriwhis business

I got TVNZ Fletch
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November 13, 2013 6:29pm
Fletch

Woop, it is back now. 🙂
Weird.
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November 13, 2013 6:36pm
bereal

and we wait,

with baited breath,
for the next contribution from young nickb
in his quest to be the first correspondent to record 4000
comments in the shortest time ever.

Go nickb.

(already holds the record for 3000 in less than six months.)
and claims he holds down a job as a lawyer while he does it.

Poor clients.
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November 13, 2013 6:39pm
thedavincimode

beryl

It was very funny. A bit like watching Allan Hewson trying to tackle Jonah Lomu or Peter Fats.

Had to put the sunglasses on whenever she opened her gob and the lights caught the porcelain. She was certainly getting very po-faced as she was continually smacked face-down in the mud.

I wonder if the decision to put her up against Finlayson was deliberate in order to get rid of her. She hasn’t got a chance against him. But then she wouldn’t have a chance against a small wet brick with a bit of moss growing on it.
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November 13, 2013 6:45pm
Redbaiter

Hey bereal, do you think Nickb would write “baited” or “bated”?

Just asking.
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November 13, 2013 6:57pm
bereal

davinci

bit hard to figure the true current factions within Labour .
Maybe they are still trying to work it out themselves.

In the recent past whenever Jacinda fucked up she could rely on either Mallard
or Parker to jump up with a specious point of order to try and protect her.

Doesn’t seem to happen these days. One thing for sure, she needs help and it
doesn’t seem to be there anymore.

Also

Hey Redbaiter @ 6.57 great point, king hit, devastating point, you can be proud of yourself, i’m reeling.

(Just pointing out what a shallow prick you really are.)
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November 13, 2013 7:12pm
jcuk

OH DEAR BOO HOO Poor first home buyers cannot be expected to find $80T deposit for their $400T new home. What a load of left wing c..p.
Admittedly there is been inflation in the past fifty years but my first home was 60 years old maybe more and after building a new house in the backyard with the valuable assistance of my wife [ while I still worked a 40 hour week and wife kept house and raised our son ] it was demolished. A junior football team did it Saturday morning to raise money for a trip out of town.
Cost $2000 to buy it … total mortgage $5000 plus income to build it after we started showing we were serious to first my lawyer and then a bank. Then for fittings we had a TV and a small fridge which I had brought to the marraige from the mobile caravan I had been living in, no car until after house was completed.

Really I am crying hard for the poor stupid sods and the political leaders trying to make hay out of the first home people wanting to waltz into a brand new house along with all the fittings to keep up with the jonses …. not to consider the impact of forecast interest increases on such large loans. No doubt that will be the next bleeding heart story of a couple of years time.
I remember the smug feeling back in the 70’s when interest rates were in double figures and I only had to pay on perhaps $4000
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November 13, 2013 7:44pm
nickb

Jacinda Ardern really stumbled at the gate in question time today. David Cunliffe really failed to pick a winner in her. I think he should put her out to pasture.
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November 13, 2013 7:51pm
Ryan Sproull

NickB is being an unclassy dick.

Am I doing it right?
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November 13, 2013 7:58pm
nickb

WTF? I don’t get it.
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November 13, 2013 8:00pm
nasska

A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read,
“Big Crayfish Tales, $5 each.”

Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the
waitress, “Five dollars each for crayfish tails — is that
correct?”

“Yes,” she said. “It’s our special just for today.”

“Well,” he said, “they must be little crayfish tails.”

“No,” she replied, “it’s the really big crayfish.”

“Big red crayfish tails, $5 each?” he said, amazed. “They
must be old crayfish tails!”

“No, they’re definitely today’s.”

“Today’s big red crayfish tails — $5 each?” he repeated,
astounded.

“Yes,” she insisted.

“Well, here’s my five dollars,” he said. “I’ll take one.”

She took the money and led him to a table where she invited
him to sit down. She then sat down next to him, put her hand
on his shoulder, leaned over close to him, and said, “Once
upon a time there was a really big, red crayfish…”
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November 13, 2013 8:00pm
Ryan Sproull

WTF? I don’t get it.

I was trying to do your clever horse-reference thing. Guess I ain’t clever enough to get it right.

(Apologies if you weren’t making nasty personal-appearance references.)
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November 13, 2013 8:12pm
nickb

Horse reference? I was doing no such thing, although I see now how it could appear that way.
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November 13, 2013 8:14pm
Ryan Sproull

Horse reference? I was doing no such thing, although I see now how it could appear that way.

Ah, okay. Sorry, then. Thought you were getting as classy as Cam Slater and his “neigh-neigh” nicknaming.
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November 13, 2013 8:17pm
Redbaiter

Carefull Nickb, Ryan is one of the PCP (Progressive Cultural Police).

Forelock tugging is the order of the day.

Or the Gulag awaits.
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November 13, 2013 8:19pm
bereal

a couple of girls fall out, have a little spat.

See young nickb and Ryan S above.

Relax girls, holster your handbags, kiss n makeup.

(note, little nickb is quick with the thumbs down, as usual, at least Ryan is not quite
so prissy.)
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November 13, 2013 8:22pm
Ryan Sproull

(note, little nickb is quick with the thumbs down, as usual, at least Ryan is not quite so prissy.)

Have never clicked one of those things, and never will. If I agree or disagree enough to care, I’ll put my name to it.
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November 13, 2013 8:27pm
bereal

Nice point Ryan.
i have never clicked one myself.
But the first thing little nickb does is click thumbs down. Gives him a sence of power.
Just like a girl.
i recall him posting that he is “hard wired.” to thumbs down every comment i make.

What a poor, pittifull, shallow sad sack.
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November 13, 2013 8:34pm
nickb

Beryl, if I wanted to be stalked by a creepy old drunk I’d swing by the local RSA. Please go forth and propagate.
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November 13, 2013 8:37pm
nickb

I don’t thumbs down every comment you make beryl. I give you many a thumbs up for calling PG on his numerous bullshit posts.

Alas, for many commenters here, disdain for Pete George is a rare and special uniting issue.
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November 13, 2013 8:40pm
Steve (North Shore)

It is Redblatter that does the first red click down. Childish
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November 13, 2013 8:42pm
Redbaiter

Ah, another groupie arrives.

So sweet they are.
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November 13, 2013 8:44pm
stigie

Must be a few now Reddy ?
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November 13, 2013 8:48pm
nasska

Go easy on this “groupie” fantasy Baity…..before you know it you’ll be standing outside your pensioner flat stinking of piss while wearing a wig & playing the air guitar. 🙂
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November 13, 2013 8:51pm
bereal

nickb you drong,
what sort of a dreamworld do you live in ?

i have never made any comment about Pete George other than to point out to him
the risk he ran in being on the council, If he ever had a deciding vote he would have
a heart attack and a stroke at the same time as he always argues on both sides of the fence.
(and i did that most sincerely.)

By the way nickb, did you or did you not post that you are “hard wired” to thumbs down any
comment that i made ?

And if you did, what sort of a pillock does that make you ?
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November 13, 2013 8:55pm
Steve (North Shore)

There are rumours about this in the Bay of Plenty nasska
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November 13, 2013 8:56pm
Steve (North Shore)

beryl, don’t do your nuts on Wednesday, Thursday is the best – gives the Schoolteacher wankers time to catch up and then – and then on Friday they spray and walk away
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November 13, 2013 9:00pm
Johnboy

Typical fuckin Hori’s. Indian give you a mountain, ride the train tracks you built around it. When one of their bloody Taniwha’s kills 151 folks they wait for 70 years till the heat’s died down to try and claim it back again. Useless pricks! 🙂
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November 13, 2013 9:02pm
nasska

I can see him doing a cover for the Rolling Stones Steve. ‘I can’t get no satisfaction’ & ‘Jumping Jack Flash’ would have them in the aisles. 🙂
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November 13, 2013 9:04pm
Redbaiter

“Must be a few now Reddy ?”

Well, why not Stigie, as brilliant witty and intellectually stimulating as I am, its no wonder they are so compulsively attracted.

If I put on a pig costume and started oinking and squealing, I’m sure the infatuated Nasska would crawl ten kilometres over broken glass to check me out.

I wonder if his sister knows about his crush on me?
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November 13, 2013 9:05pm
nickb

Beryl, if I ever did make that comment, it merely reflects the self-evident truth that an incontinent, abusive geriatric such as yourself will receive lots of thumbs downs over time. No need to take it personally.
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November 13, 2013 9:07pm
bereal

Thanks Steve, good advice,

i’ll take your advice, unless young nickb has the guts to answer my question @ 8.55

You gotta laugh at such a weak piece of it, like nickb, that can lie through his teeth and post
that he has given me, ‘many post ups.’ after saying that he is, ‘hard wired to give me thumbs
down on any post i make.

A weak piece of shit.
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November 13, 2013 9:09pm
Johnboy

If you dressed in a sheepskin Red I might even pop over for a drink! 🙂
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November 13, 2013 9:09pm
Redbaiter

Thanks for the offer Johnny, but I fear it would make poor old Nasska insanely jealous.
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November 13, 2013 9:20pm
nasska

Never picked you for a Farmyard man Baity…..if you swing both ways I’ve got a couple of weaner boars in the fattening pen. 🙂
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November 13, 2013 9:23pm
Johnboy

Can’t see why Red. I have a magnificent goat skin I could bring for him to wear! 🙂
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November 13, 2013 9:23pm
Johnboy

I also have a French Maids outfit that may suit someone! 🙂
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November 13, 2013 9:24pm
nasska

If we get too many takers someone will have improvise. 🙂

Ref: https://www.dropbox.com/s/u6naece0caims5o/Doll%2010.jpg
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November 13, 2013 9:29pm
Redbaiter

“Never picked you for a Farmyard man Baity…..if you swing both ways I’ve got a couple of weaner boars in the fattening pen.”

I’m not either of those things Narsekissa, but even if I was, I wouldn’t put my dick anywhere yours had been first.
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November 13, 2013 9:31pm
stigie

Had one of those party pigs once Nasska, but the bloody thing kept going down on me !!~
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November 13, 2013 9:37pm
Johnboy

I’ll ensure my favourite Ewe lets you have sloppy seconds after me Red. Nasska can wait till last! 🙂
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November 13, 2013 9:37pm
Redbaiter

Apparently Stigie, its a characteristic of pigs raised in the Etakahuna district.
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November 13, 2013 9:38pm
nasska

I feel your disappointment stigie. 🙂
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November 13, 2013 9:39pm
nasska

Our pigs are guaranteed not to deflate on you Baity. As you are a fellow KB commenter you can have a 10% discount. Rates by the kilo or the hour to suit. 🙂
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November 13, 2013 9:42pm
Johnboy

The trouble with inflatable pigs is that I’m never sure which end to apply my mouth to!
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November 13, 2013 9:47pm
PhilP

Reddy, all your fanboys are here tonight
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November 13, 2013 9:50pm
Redbaiter

“Our pigs are guaranteed not to deflate”

Stigie didn’t say his pig had deflated Narsekissa.

Anyway, I shouldn’t think they would after all of the effort you put into keeping them pumped up.
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November 13, 2013 9:54pm
Redbaiter

“Reddy, all your fanboys are here tonight”

Yes I draw them out like moths to a flame Phil.
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November 13, 2013 9:55pm
Johnboy

I see that the Chatham Islands Shag has joined the endangered list.

All the island’s hookers must have moved to Christchurch! 🙂
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November 13, 2013 9:56pm
thedavincimode

The gangs all here reddy.

All set to wipe the walls down, wipe your letterbox down, wipe you down, change your diapers, and put you back in your cot.
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November 13, 2013 10:18pm
stigie

I think hes put himself to bed TDM, we tired him out.
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November 13, 2013 10:20pm
thedavincimode

No, the inflatable pig tired him out.
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November 13, 2013 10:21pm
Johnboy

That’s a shame stigie. I’ve always admired Red for his single-minded hatred of the left and his interesting additions to the vocabulary for describing them! 🙂
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November 13, 2013 10:24pm
stigie

That fucking pig has a lot to answer for !!~
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November 13, 2013 10:25pm
thedavincimode

Yes johnboy, its remarkable what he’s been able to achieve with 6 words.
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November 13, 2013 10:26pm
thedavincimode

That fucking pig has a lot to answer for !!~

Yes, and he still won’t resign.
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November 13, 2013 10:27pm
Gulag1917

Weakness of international freighters

The Economist magazine notes that a study estimates that around $400 million was paid to the Somali pirates, who hijack freighters and demand ransom for them, between 2005 and 2012. This is an expansion of about 40% of their GDP!
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November 13, 2013 10:56pm
itstricky

Craig is a businessman. You honestly think he would undo the convention centre deal?

I’m getting confused as to what Craig *isn’t*. He seems to be everything. This helped me though:

http://liberation.typepad.com/liberation/2013/11/top-tweets-about-colin-craigs-conservative-party.html
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November 13, 2013 11:54pm
Left Right and Centre

You know what I’d really like to see ? A Penny post hidden due to low rating. What’s the magic number of thumbs down required – anyone know ?
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November 14, 2013 3:18am
Nostradamus

Left Right and Centre

What’s the magic number of thumbs down required – anyone know ?

The magic number is -30. It has to be -30 on a net basis (netting off the thumb-ups and thumb-downs).
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November 14, 2013 3:35am
Left Right and Centre

Dude – we’ve got synched up / down votes !! Everything I touched doubled because you’d made the same choice – how cool is that ?
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November 14, 2013 3:37am
Nostradamus

I think we’ve got all the bases covered: up, down, left, right and centre 🙂
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November 14, 2013 3:42am
Left Right and Centre

And how random is that – both here at the time that no-one is ever here leaving comments !! Reading and ticking at the same time – synchronised reading and ticking at the same wee small hours random time. Spooky…..

I’m forgetting you could be in a different timezone of course.

LR&C might the only choice I’ve ever made that didn’t totally suck as much arse as possible. It’s just ok.
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November 14, 2013 4:15am
Left Right and Centre

Nov 8 + 14 days = Nov 22.

Just over a week to go man.

Just think of it like an outer body experience where you’re floating above KB – peaceful and full of love and happiness – safe in the knowledge that a return to the fray is not too far away……

🙂 😉
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