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Kea

The most security I have every been through at an airport was in a Muslim country ! 🙂
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October 12, 2013 3:06pm
Don the Kiwi

The Israelis are developing an airport
security device that eliminates the…………

Just as well its not true fletch.

There’d probably be a whole lot of exploded Catholics in Tel Aviv airport. 😉
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October 12, 2013 4:04pm
Reid

http://cavemancircus.com/2010/04/07/wtf-is-dis-real-the-stupidest-burglar-ever/
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October 12, 2013 4:53pm
Steve (North Shore)

As for a sense of humour?

For fucks sake, what’s amusing about a gang of troll cowards trying so hard to be funny, and that try hard emanates so deeply into the process it makes their attempts to be funny even more off putting, and their attempts at humour even weaker than they would be normally.

I like humour, but there’s nothing you write here that amounts to anything but sick demented hate. Don’t fool yourself you have any knack for comedy you vain narcissistic coward.

So let’s have some humour from you Mr Redblatter. Tell us something so funny that it will knock our socks off.
Or are you just a narcicist full of shit?
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October 12, 2013 6:25pm
stigie

Reddy will be here after 8pm Steve to make you laugh !
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October 12, 2013 6:31pm
Steve (North Shore)

He makes me laugh all bloody day – every day stigie. He is a joke.
But that is not because of his non existant jokes. I think his joke will be a sad attempt, if he even trys
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October 12, 2013 6:36pm
Dennis Horne

I know Redbaiter needs some abuse to justify his fear and pacify his hatred but don’t overdose him, chaps. You could try to wean him off. Perhaps a diet of more refined and delicate abuse would lead to a more balanced response.
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October 12, 2013 6:44pm
stigie

Good point Dennis, i agree, just mild abuse and a bit of humour should do it.
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October 12, 2013 7:10pm
Lucia Maria

From “There have been several cases recently throughout the airline industry of what appear to be probes, or dry-runs”:

Crew members say that shortly after takeoff, a group of four “Middle Eastern” men caused a commotion.

The witnesses claim one of the men ran from his seat in coach, toward the flight deck door. He made a hard left and entered the forward bathroom “for a considerable length of time.”

While he was in there, the other three men proceeded to move about the cabin, changing seats, opening overhead bins, and “generally making a scene.” They appeared to be trying to occupy and distract the flight attendants.

And …

The Air Marshal and others we have spoken to say several flights they have worked were targets of dry-runs and that most of his colleagues believe no matter what the TSA says, the incident aboard Flight 1880 is serious.

Until now, there has been absolutely no publicity about the US Airways flight from D.C. to Orlando International Airport, but security experts say incidents like this should not and cannot be ignored.

As the Federal Air Marshal and industry insiders tell us, “We’re waiting for the next 9/11 to happen, because it’s not a question of if. It’s a question of when.”

Damn those Presbytarians .. no, wait ….
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October 12, 2013 7:23pm
Pauleastbay

Bangladesh have a first innings lead – and we have the Windies and India at home this summer. Early ticket sales will be through the roof.
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October 12, 2013 7:31pm
nickb

Lol Paul.

I am off to the boxing day test at MCG to watch some real cricket 🙂
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October 12, 2013 7:55pm
nasska

The main reason so many marriages fail, is that that the institution of marriage was created when people were lucky to live past 30.
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October 12, 2013 8:01pm
stigie

A Fairy Tale for Reddy…. Once upon
a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “NO !!!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and humped skinny long-legged big titted girls and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whisky, beer and never heard bitching and never paid child support or divorce settlement and kept his house and guns and ate egg and chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on and all his friends and family thought he was a cool bugger and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and pissed outside when he wanted.

The End.
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October 12, 2013 8:02pm
Steve (North Shore)

Refined and delicate abuse huh?
I see Redblatter at about 3.19 in this:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=979_1349562393
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October 12, 2013 8:05pm
Johnboy

Thank God Milkey and I both voted for Ray Wallace. He’d only have got 16998 votes without us! 🙂
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October 12, 2013 8:07pm
Steve (North Shore)

So stigie, Red was the Princess who thought the Prince was a commie/prog/troll and the Princess said “fuck off hairy legs”
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October 12, 2013 8:08pm
stigie

That never entered my mind at all steve, and BTW excellent corksoaker video !!
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October 12, 2013 8:16pm
PhilP

Excellent Cork Soakers Steve, thanks for that!
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October 12, 2013 8:25pm
nasska

As I began to panic, I became increasingly warmer and very thirsty.

With no access to water, I knew that I had no choice but to do what Bear Grylls would do in this situation and drink my own urine.

It tasted better than I thought it would and to be honest, it really did refresh me.

Although I did get some funny looks from the others who had been stuck in the lift with me for the last 20 minutes.
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October 12, 2013 8:34pm
stigie

Reddys got to piss himself laughing at that one Nasska.
Surely !!
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October 12, 2013 8:38pm
Pauleastbay

nickb (2,820) Says:

I am off to the boxing day test at MCG to watch some real cricket

One dayer against the Windies at Eden park will nearly be the same!!!!!!!!!, can’t see why you bothered commenting
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October 12, 2013 8:39pm
nasska

….”Reddys got to piss himself laughing”…..

Continence along with coherence have never been Baity’s strong points stigie. 🙂
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October 12, 2013 8:43pm
PhilP

Reddy’s a Cork Soaker, Reddy’s a Cork Soaker nah nah nah nah nah
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October 12, 2013 8:50pm
nasska

Baity at 11.38am today waffled:

….”Kiwiblog has been completely fucked by this one track troll wanker. There is nobody reading it except a few die hards and a collection of like low IQ trolls.”….

Alarmed by this revelation I thought I’d check “general debate'” back three years ago, just to get an idea of how many people had stopped participating in protest at the “prog” takeover. Ref: http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2010/10/general_debate_13_october_2010.html

What I found were comments by hj, PG, Inv2, Yvette, peterwn, James S, Right Now, adolf F, grumpy. wat, bhudson, davidp, fletch & graham. In the afternoon they were joined by jack5, dime, bigbruv, V2, berea & D4Jl all of whom have commented in the past few days.. The only commenters who seem to have left are Murray, Brian Smaller, Luc Henson & MNIJ.

Therefore it would appear that Baity is, as usual, spouting a crock of conservonutter shit…the other thing that hasn’t changed is his abusive, wanky style as witnessed below…..

…..”Redbaiter (13,197) Says:
October 13th, 2010 at 11:03 am

“An interesting concept – if you could choose one law for all what would it be?”

Oh fuck off you pissant weasel troll.

[DPF: 20 demerits – not acceptable to tell people to fuck off] “….

🙂
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October 12, 2013 9:03pm
Steve (North Shore)

Fuck he’s gettin real mad now, his mum has left the cot side down so he can go back to bed after his thermonuclear meltdown
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October 12, 2013 9:09pm
stigie

Well Nassie, you havent had demerits for a considerable time now. Well done !
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October 12, 2013 9:10pm
Dennis Horne

Looks like DPF was a sterner moderator in those days. He’s going soft. Soft.
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October 12, 2013 9:11pm
Steve (North Shore)

Mild humour – fuck I hope Red don’t have a BMW.
The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways,
which was very busy with inferior cars.

First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down
for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely
big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway (the driver
of the car behind me did realize his mistake though and honked an apology to
me with a long blast of his horn.)
Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane
(why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW
drivers only?).

Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 140 kph enjoying the
adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an
inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway,
but was driving at a ridiculous 100 kph. Naturally, I got to within a foot
or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn’t
be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once
he realized it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly
believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep
up with me and when he realized I would out-run him, he put on some blue
lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that
he could congratulate me on my excellent car.

Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave
me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew – that my car goes fast!
Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to
go to court and show them. The man also said if I carried on like this they
would take my drivers licence away! Can you imagine no need for a drivers
licence?

See, now THAT’s the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW!
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October 12, 2013 9:11pm
Dennis Horne

Redblatherer is a wuss.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-tough-guy-saws-off-his-own-leg-to-avoid-hospital-fees-8874322.html
Chinese ‘tough guy’ saws off his own leg to avoid hospital fees
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October 12, 2013 9:16pm
Steve (North Shore)

Nasska, from your 2010 link I found this:

Oh, look how many lefties we’ve got attacking Redbaiter now.

Milt, Big Bruv, Dime, MNIJ, and Pete Witless George.

Have you guys ever tried to organise a get together?

You could all have a group hug and then stand up one by one and say-

“My name is …., and I’m a Redbaiter obsessive”.

The cork soaker has always thrived on attention and trolling to get attention. Grandious Narcissism.
Hypocrite
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October 12, 2013 9:25pm
Viking2

No Brown is back in Auckland here is a glimpse of the future
Auckland 2075

http://safeshare.tv/w/vwncRciSFb

you will luv it. haha
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October 12, 2013 9:25pm
Steve (North Shore)

btw Redblatter, you failed to produce a joke – or even a smile 🙂
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October 12, 2013 9:27pm
nasska

What we’re getting shovelled at us now isn’t even the fresh stuff Steve. Even the abuse is just reruns of previous tantrums.

We deserve better! 🙂
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October 12, 2013 9:31pm
PhilP

Len Brown re-elected mayor of Auckland Super City with less than 50% of eligible voters bothering to return their voting papers. All you Lefties who think John Key didn’t get a mandate at the 2011 election should take heed of your own words and declare that Len Brown doesn’t have a mandate for his feel good policies and especially his Train Set. WHO WILL BE THE FIRST LEFTIE TO DECLARE THAT LEN HAS A MANDATE GOING FORWARD!
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October 12, 2013 9:34pm
stigie

You wont see Reddy tonight chaps, hes tucked up in bed ready for tomorrow.
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October 12, 2013 9:38pm
Pauleastbay

PhilP

Very sharp Phil, I’m liking that a lot
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October 12, 2013 9:38pm
mikenmild

But John Key did get a mandate at the 2011 general election. Doesn’t mean he gets a free pass to do whatever he wants for three years, and neither does Len Brown.
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October 12, 2013 9:42pm
Viking2

> At Last a Rational explanation of the Game:
>
> It is largely unknown to players and followers of the modern game
> that rugby started off purely as a contest for forwards in opposition
> in line-outs, scrums, rucks and mauls. This pitted eight men of
> statuesque physique, supreme fitness and superior intelligence in
> packs against one another. In those days, the winner was the pack
> that won the most set pieces. The debasement of the game began when
> backs were introduced. This occurred because a major problem was
> where to locate the next scrum or line-out. Selecting positions on
> the ground for these had become a constant source of friction and
> even violence.
>
> The problem was resolved by employing forward rejects, men of small
> stature and limited intelligence, to run aimlessly around within the
> field of play. Following a set piece, the ball would be thrown to one
> of them, who would establish the next location either by dropping it
> or by throwing it to another reject for dropping. Very occasionally,
> a third reject would receive the ball before it would be dropped, and
> crowds would wildly cheer on these rare occasions. Initially these
> additional players were entirely disorganized but with the passing of
> time they adopted set positions.
>
> For instance, take the half-back. He was usually one of the smallest
> and least intelligent of the backs whose role was simply to accept
> the ball from a forward and to pass it on to one of the other rejects
> who would drop it, providing the new location for the forwards to
> compete. He could easily (given his general size) have been called a
> quarter forward or a ball monkey but then tolerance and compassion
> are the keys to forward play and the present euphemism was decided
> on.
>
> The five-eighth plays next to the half-back and his role is
> essentially the same except that when pressured, he usually panics
> and kicks the ball. Normally, he is somewhat taller and slightly
> better built than the half-back and hence his name. One-eighth less
> and he would have been a half-back, three-eighths more and he might
> well have qualified to become a forward.
>
> The centres were opportunists who had no expertise but wanted to
> share in the glamour associated with forward packs. After repeated
> supplication to the forwards for a role in the game they would be
> told to get out in the middle of the field and wait for instructions.
> Thus, when asked where they played, they would reply “in the centre”.
> And they remain to this day, parasites and scroungers who mostly work
> as lawyers or used car dealers.
>
> You may ask, why wingers? The answer is simple. Because these were
> players who had very little ability and were the lowest in the
> backline pecking order, they were placed as far away from the ball as
> possible. Consequently, and because the inside backs were so diligent
> in their assigned role of dropping the ball whenever they received
> it, the main contribution to the game made by the winger was not to
> get involved. Their instructions were to run away as quickly as
> possible whenever trouble appeared, and to avoid tackles at all
> costs. The fact that the game was organised so that the wingers
> didn’t get to touch the ball led to an incessant flow of complaints
> from them and eventually the apt description “whingers” was applied.
> Even though the “h” dropped off over the years, the whingeing itself
> unfortunately has not.
>
> Lastly, the full-back. This was the position given to the worst
> handler, the person least able to accept or pass the ball, someone
> who was always in the way. The name arose because the forwards would
> understandably become infuriated by the poor play invariably
> demonstrated by that person, and call out “send that fool back”. He
> would then be relegated well out of everyone’s way to the rear of the
> field. So there you have it. Let’s return to the glory days of a
> contest between two packs of eight men of statuesque physique,
> supreme fitness and superior intelligence. The rest can go off to
> where they will be happier – playing soccer.
>
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October 12, 2013 9:43pm
PhilP

PEB
I get so pissed off at the lefties raving all the time about mandates when the right are involved as JK and National were in 2011 but I bet not a dicky bird about Len’s so called win. Won’t hold my breath though.
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October 12, 2013 9:43pm
Viking2

A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow……

He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded
staring blankly at a bowl of chilli.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the
hungry bloke bravely asks, “If you aren’t going to eat that,
mind if I do?”

The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and
says, “Nah, ye can gae ahead.”

Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over
to his place
and starts spooning it in with delight. It was pretty
disgusting but he was hungry.

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in
the chilli.

The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli
back into the bowl.

The old Jock says:- “Aye, that’s as far as I got too”.

YUCK!!! Who writes these things…….
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October 12, 2013 9:44pm
Viking2

There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table.

Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa’s drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.

When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over.

‘What happened, Grandpa?’ asked by his concerned children.

‘Well,’ he answered, ‘I don’t really know.
I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn’t mine, so I put it back!’
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October 12, 2013 9:45pm
Pauleastbay

Phil

Winners are grinners but you are right ,mention your point in a comment and the conversation will move away really sharp.

Must away James Bond starting on telly.
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October 12, 2013 9:46pm
Pauleastbay

Milky don’t be pathetic I can’t be bothered finding the hundreds of comments on here from lefty drop kicks stating that because of percentages the PM doesnt have a mandate and other wank from poor losers
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October 12, 2013 9:47pm
PhilP

@ Pauleb

How true, “give that man a Tui”
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October 12, 2013 9:52pm
Steve (North Shore)

Sad News

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at this

moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important

person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote “The Hokey Pokey” died

peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family

was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then

the trouble started.

Shut up. You know it’s funny.
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October 12, 2013 9:53pm
Steve (North Shore)

V2 you’re on a roll
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October 12, 2013 9:54pm
Steve (North Shore)

“Ms Wade-Brown said she was looking forward to working with re-elected Auckland Mayor Len Brown and Christchurch Mayor elect Lianne Dalziel.”
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11139288&ref=rss
These three nutbars have fucked up NZ for much longer than 3 years.
Um yeah, I might just fuck off, cut the future loss and go to Oz
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October 12, 2013 10:00pm
Steve (North Shore)

Mike, Len Brown will do what ever he wants to do, he has no mandate – he is Len Brown, the man, the bro.
Also a corksoaker
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October 12, 2013 10:05pm
mikenmild

I thought he has had some more conservative councillors elected. He has a mandate to work with them. A mandate is not free rein by any stretch of the imagination. Quite properly, mayors and prime ministers have quite limited powers.
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October 12, 2013 10:19pm
Dennis Horne

While attending a Marriage Weekend with his new wife the young Reddy listened to the speaker declare, ‘It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
He then addressed the men, ‘Husbands, can you name and describe your wife’s favourite flower?’
The young Reddy knowingly leaned over, touched his wife’s hand gently, and whispered, ‘Self-raising, isn’t it?’
And thus began his life of celibacy … and misery.
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October 12, 2013 10:19pm
axeman

Thanks to catastrophic anthropogenic global warming, right?
http://notrickszone.com/2013/10/12/most-severe-start-of-winter-in-200-years-european-municipalities-now-ignoring-foolish-predictions-of-warm-winters/
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