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October 24, 2013 4:00pm by David Farrar

Caption contest

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Murray McCully

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first time caller

There’s never a loo when you want one…
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October 24, 2013 4:02pm
Judith

‘If I hold my wine glass right here, she may not notice how ‘excited’ I am to see her’.
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October 24, 2013 4:03pm
liarbors a joke

‘ If I hold my purse right here , he might not notice how excited I was to see him’
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October 24, 2013 4:07pm
George Patton

Luigi Wewege had her first.

#youkillingmebaby
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October 24, 2013 4:09pm
Rob Hosking

“I don’t care how many nasty things he writes on Twitter about me, Peter Dunne is NOT getting his bowtie back.”
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October 24, 2013 4:12pm
Tom Jackson

Help! It’s Freaky Friday!
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October 24, 2013 4:14pm
Enzo

“The queue for the bathroom is soooo looooong… Wait, I’ve got an idea…”
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October 24, 2013 4:16pm
Sir Cullen's Sidekick

It ain’t Brown and Bevan…
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October 24, 2013 4:23pm
beaneedad

Now Sam, can I give you a tour of the Ngati Whatua room?
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October 24, 2013 4:25pm
2boyz

Poor old Murray, had been heard on a number of occasions to say how he hated Ginga’s and then as fate would have it!
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October 24, 2013 4:26pm
Sidey

You can tell he knows that her purse is actually a tazer.
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October 24, 2013 4:30pm
Manolo

A young lady attending an Egyptian mummy exhibition.
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October 24, 2013 4:37pm
Ryan Sproull

“With the Daleks defeated again, my dear, I can show you the whole of time and space!”
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October 24, 2013 4:39pm
Super Guest

“After – Before. Doc Chow revitalising cream will take you from bland as a manilla folder to hot as hell in only three weeks!”
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October 24, 2013 4:47pm
cha

Once upon a time I was the dude.
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October 24, 2013 5:01pm
dubya

“Finally”, said Murray, “a Ginga who obviously uses a Swiss Ball correctly”.
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October 24, 2013 5:16pm
Rex Widerstrom

One of these people is a naïve, ineffective and somewhat confused bimbo.

The other is a redhead.
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October 24, 2013 5:25pm
RRM

The Debutante ball is an emotional time for any father…
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October 24, 2013 5:32pm
duggie

Dammit, my Tuxedo is leaking.
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October 24, 2013 5:34pm
fr8traindigital

She:”I wonder if he noticed me tickling his arse!”
He: “I musn’t laugh until he takes the photo!”
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October 24, 2013 5:36pm
noskire

No caption, but as an aside, Sam isn’t a natural red-head, but she is smoking hot.
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October 24, 2013 5:37pm
ChardonnayGuy

Muzz was bitterly depressed that the caucus had decided to replace him with someone far more photogenic in East Coast Bays…
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October 24, 2013 5:56pm
Samuel Smith

“Talk about scoring out of my league”

OR

“I think Paula is more my type”.
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October 24, 2013 6:14pm
lilman

Feck,tell me this isn’t LenBrown?
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October 24, 2013 7:20pm
SPC

If his personal behaviour is like his workplace behaviour, he’ll have his hands in my purse to pay for the drinks.
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October 24, 2013 8:09pm
Dave Stringer

Quick
Someone tell me who she is and why I should know that!
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October 24, 2013 8:30pm
Doug

Dave Stringer

Samantha Hayes TV3 Ring a bell?
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October 24, 2013 8:43pm
Patrick Starr

Rebekah Brooks and Rupert Murdoch
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October 24, 2013 11:35pm
KevinH

You can take your finger out now Sam.
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October 25, 2013 1:58am
Dennis Horne

Mac: “Golly Gosh this body paint doesn’t cover it! ”

Len: “If you want your photo taken come now… “
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October 25, 2013 7:59am
Scott Chris

A man
With a bow tie
Stands next to
A Woman
Clutching a purse.
The woman smiles
The man holds his wine glass awkwardly
That is all.
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October 25, 2013 8:08am
Dennis Horne

A man with a bow tie
Stands hiding his fly
Awkwardly his glass
Disguises the pass
That she didn’t buy.
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October 25, 2013 8:21am
Kleva Kiwi

Suck it Brown. Mines a red head!
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October 25, 2013 8:23am
rouppe

For all those calling her a redhead. That colour comes from a bottle, come on….

Anyway, her left hand is hidden so caption:

“Samantha, don’t squeeze so hard!”
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October 25, 2013 8:38am
Jack5

Standing in for Chthoniid this Thursday, we have McCulley’s bird of the week.
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October 25, 2013 2:04pm
aquataur

I said – Will you hold my glass not hold my arse !
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October 25, 2013 8:53pm
Johnboy

McCully vainly attempted to hide from John’s gaze that he was sticking up for a Red!
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October 25, 2013 9:44pm
Pacifist Ninja

“Here we are my lady; one glass of warm, bubbly, white wine. Fresh from the tap.”
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November 18, 2013 3:20am

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