The most unusual candidate statement
Tubby Hansen is standing for Mayor of Christchurch, the local City Council and the local DHB. His statement reads:
At the start of the 3rd Labour government, I urged people not to vote for a pro-Labour union delegate. My house that I rented was bugged with a two-way bug and I was nagged by an American woman.
Must have been the GCSB and NSA working for Labour!
I turn on my tape recorder when I go out, on one day tape recorded them nagging me.
The police refused to listen to the tape and insisted I was hearing voices. I asked the Hereford St Duty Sergeant if I could speak to the Commander. I was refused. We now bug the bugs onto the police car frequency, so they can ask on TV2 Police 10/7 programme, for people to identify the voices. There is no such thing as Schizophrenia or aural dysfunction it is a left wing political racket.
All schizophrenics should be released from hospital, and paid $4000 in compensation, and given some sort of pardon. Cheers.
His 2013 statement is only exceeded by his 2010 one:
There’s no such thing as “schizophrenia”. It’s all done with two way transmitting bugs to talk to mainly young people with potential. If the “talking” is ignored, they are stung with an electronic cruelty machine.
An ECM!
Major heart surgery may be a thing of the past if experiments I have done by flushing veins through with sulfaric (not sulphuric) acid with the registered CLR (Calcium, Lime, Rust) chemical, to get rid of lime, waterstone and cholesterol by making an insertion at a wrist vein. I can’t go any further, and need 2 medical students to continue this.
A perfect candidate for the DHB!
We spend money on wars, football stadiums grand projects, while women with breast cancer only get 9 months “Herceptin”. I will speak on this, even if we have to fund “generic Herceptin” from India.
Genetically modified fat tomatoes etc, result in genetically modified fat people. Exercise is not much help. Watch what you eat.
Sage advice!
Mr Hansen got 1,108 votes in 2010!