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Don the Kiwi

Us Christians say in God we trust.
To hell with the devil, or bust.
All men commit sin-
But the crap that we’re in,
Ask forgiveness, forgive us God must.

Get stuffed, nasska 🙂
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September 24, 2013 5:49pm
kowtow

“Atheism should now be your rule”
But compulsion is never a tool,
So take your proscription
We’ll not have conscription,
Your type is as dumb as a mule.
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September 24, 2013 5:51pm
kowtow

An old kiwiblog poster called Dennis
Was such a rhyming menace,
His Limericks he’d pen
Again and again,
But at poetry he never was ace.
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September 24, 2013 5:56pm
nasska

God’s plan made a hopeful beginning
But Man spoilt his chances by sinning
There’s trust that the story
Will end in great glory
But for now it is my side that’s winning.

Cheers Don. 🙂
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September 24, 2013 6:00pm
Kea

There was an fool called kowtow
Who hoped to heaven he’d go
If only Gods word he would sow

It is getting like Lord of The Rings around here with all this talk of supernatural beings and trolls 🙂
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September 24, 2013 6:04pm
kowtow

There was a wee woman called Marni
Who always sounded so smarmy
She posted as “kea”
But it later became clear
That he was really a she.
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September 24, 2013 6:26pm
Kea

kowtow, I am guessing you have as much evidence for Trolls as you do your mythical God. Why can’t you accept your own mortality graciously like sensible well adjusted folk do ? It would save so much fuss and make GD far more civil 🙂
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September 24, 2013 6:31pm
Lucia Maria

Poet’s corner down here.

I can’t compete. Poetry was never my thing.
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September 24, 2013 6:32pm
Dennis Horne

On Kiwiblog there’s a group of old men
Yakking on matters yond their ken
They huff and they puff
But their sails are luff
So go round in circles like a mad hen.
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September 24, 2013 6:38pm
Kea

Lucy, most Poets are alcoholic nut jobs. Your too much of a good wholesome girl for all that nonsense. Anyway it is probably the devils tongue or something 😉
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September 24, 2013 6:39pm
Jack5

Ahoy Pete George!

Who is paying for the superannuation advertisement flittering in Kiwiblog and featuring your United and Dunne? Is it a party advertisement, or are we taxpayers paying?
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September 24, 2013 6:41pm
mikenmild

Kea re trolls is ironic
Given his posts are so rarely a tonic
But if he is a she
As kowtow believes
Then someone is truly moronic
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September 24, 2013 6:43pm
Dennis Horne

@kowtow.
“Atheism should now be your rule”
But compulsion is never a tool,
So take your proscription
We’ll not have conscription,
Your type is as dumb as a mule.

I gave you a tick for form. 🙂
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September 24, 2013 6:46pm
Reid

http://sorendreier.com/iphone-5s-fingerprint-sensor-already-hacked/

Should have gone for speaker recognition, that’s a much more secure biometric.

O ye who have no faith
Who think you are secure
What happens when you die
And you find you’ve lived a lie?

It’s not too late
to drop your hate
of justice, love and peace
Just speak to God with an honest heart
and forgiveness is your new lease.
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September 24, 2013 6:50pm
Kea

Reid, I thought you were a Christian ?

The Christian God tortures you for infinity in Hell. There is no forgiveness,justice, love and peace with that God.
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September 24, 2013 6:53pm
nasska

‘kowtow’ seems to have put oil & water together & associated “Kea” with a blogger by the name of Marni Sheppaerd, a scientist who once used “kea” as a pseudonym.

He’s drawing a long bow….check out her new blog.

Ref: http://arcadianomegafunctor.blogspot.co.nz/
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September 24, 2013 6:56pm
Kea

milky mild has no style
sincerity is lacking
he postures what he thinks is right
but reality is lacking

he has no balls and sits on walls
attacking the wise kea
but only those who climb up high
will ever chance to see her
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September 24, 2013 7:01pm
Kea

He’s drawing a long bow….

nasska, what, compared to invisible sky beings and more recently “trolls” he claims to see ? 😉
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September 24, 2013 7:03pm
kowtow

Dennis, thank you old chap.

As to not being an ace
My words were not grace
it fit in with such ease
So was used as I pleased
And your prose i will no longer deface.
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September 24, 2013 7:05pm
mikenmild

Kea called him/herself ‘wise’. LOL
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September 24, 2013 7:08pm
big bruv

“For the gun grabbers-

One law abiding citizen with handgun saves 100 lives in Kenyan Mall.”

Yeah…cos one thing the world needs is more nutters with guns.
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September 24, 2013 7:10pm
mikenmild

Kea purports to show wisdom
And rule the Kiwiblog kingdom
But ruling the roost
Takes more than self-boost
And trolling that is pure tedium
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September 24, 2013 7:13pm
Kea

Kea called him/herself ‘wise’. LOL

milksop, I believe the term is “poetic licence” you uneducated lumpen ignoramus 😉
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September 24, 2013 7:14pm
Kea

milky, I know you are feeling butt hurt but that is from the sailors not from kea.
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September 24, 2013 7:16pm
Reid

Yeah…cos one thing the world needs is more nutters with guns.

Imagine what would happen if you invaded say, Texas, BB.

Or declared martial law in it.

That’s why they want to ban it.
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September 24, 2013 7:20pm
mikenmild

Who wants to ban Texas? How do you even do that?
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September 24, 2013 7:22pm
bereal

You can run but you cant hide.

Here is a photo of a crown taken with a bizillion pixels.

Click on a part and zoom right in on any individual, face recognition technology can find
you anywhere.

http://www.gigapixel.com/image/gigapan-canucks-g7.html
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September 24, 2013 7:27pm
nasska

The trouble with technology like that Bereal is that it’s not only the good guys who have access to it.
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September 24, 2013 7:36pm
kowtow

There was once a gullible nasska
Who fell for the troll called kea
Between them you see
They would post contrary
To those of us who see clear.
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September 24, 2013 7:41pm
Kea

kowtow, if you ask David nicely he may start up a thread where you can call kea a troll all day. The only rule will be you can not engage the topic or provide any counter argument to kea. You can only call kea a troll.

You might need another one to hate on muslims and a romance thread for you and Red. [I hope you boys are using condoms ! ]
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September 24, 2013 7:47pm
Redbaiter

“That’s why they want to ban it.”

Bigot Bruv is just typical of the confused prog fuckwits who make up the so called right in NZ.

In fact just lame leftist pussies who have spent a life time enabling socialism and allowing politicians to introduce law after law after regulation after bylaw after rule thereby encouraging the development of the biggest most powerful government this country has ever had in its history and all the while whining like limp dicks about how they yearn for freedom. Pathetically singing Bob Dylan songs while their impotent nuts are getting crushed in the vice of leftism. Despicable dumbarsed sellouts. They make the Arab suicide pilot who flew 90 missions look like a hero.
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September 24, 2013 7:47pm
Don the Kiwi

All this talk of fraternity
Has its genesis in faith of eternity.
But atheism’s false guidance
Brings grins of deridance
To all who believe in God’s mercy.

Dunno who’s really winning, nasska 🙂
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September 24, 2013 7:52pm
nasska

….”a romance thread for you and Red”….

I’m sure that it only their coy & reticent natures that stop them using this thread to advance their relationship Kea.

Do you think someone should be appointed Cupid? 🙂
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September 24, 2013 7:53pm
mikenmild

Perhaps the only rules we need are the 10 commandments and those funky living instructions in Leviticus.
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September 24, 2013 7:53pm
Redbaiter

So smug Narsekissa.

You just can’t help yourself can you?
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September 24, 2013 7:54pm
nasska

You win Don…..my muse has deserted me. 🙂
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September 24, 2013 7:54pm
nasska

Com’on out of the closet Baity. 🙂
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September 24, 2013 7:56pm
mikenmild

Atheism is only a state
Where your religion don’t grate
To argue from reason
Whatever the season
Is better than believing in fate
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September 24, 2013 7:58pm
Redbaiter

I see your wit hasn’t deserted you Narsekissa.

Mainly because it hasn’t found you yet.
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September 24, 2013 7:59pm
nasska

A young priest is on his way to his new parish for the first time. As he approaches the town he sees a man in a field shagging a sheep. A few miles down the road he saw another man out in the fields frenziedly bonking a sheep. Appalled at having witnessed a second case of bestiality in less than an hour, he whispered several prayers, crosses himself fervently, and drove on.
Finally, on the outskirts of town, he caught sight of a man leaning against a tree and masturbating enthusiastically. The young priest, then and there decided grimly on the topic of his first sermon.
“As I approached this fair town,” he began that Sunday, “I witnessed three abominations. First, on the roadside a man committing an unnatural act with a sheep. Shortly thereafter was another man in a field committing the same unnatural act with another sheep! And third, at the very outskirts of this town, a man was committing an unnatural act with himself!”
A voice spoke up from somewhere in the congregation, “Aye, that’ll be old Paddy Fitzpatrick. He never could catch a sheep!”
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September 24, 2013 8:00pm
Kea

nasska, it has actually been rather cute watching it all unfold here on KB. I loved it in the early days:

“I would never want to marry a bloke”…. “Nah me neither”… “bloody poofs”…”Yeah thrusting their big hard cocks into each other again and again and again”… “Yeah kowtow covering them in vaseline… blah blah blah”

When they first met not a day would go by without repeated flirtatious references to anal sex. 🙂
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September 24, 2013 8:00pm
Don the Kiwi

nasska

Okay buddy.

But I’m sure you’re far from spent.

As an afterthought, just repent 😉
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September 24, 2013 8:00pm
kowtow

Another deflection post by kea.

The hate is coming from the Muslims.

Anyone who poses as an apologist for them or who plays the anti west theme that kea does then I will feel free to remark on.
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September 24, 2013 8:01pm
Kea

nuts are getting crushed in the vice

I am a little concerned for kowtow’s welfare though !
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September 24, 2013 8:03pm
kowtow

nasska’s muse hasn’t deserted him

kea’s still going……
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September 24, 2013 8:07pm
nasska

….”When they first met not a day would go by without repeated flirtatious references to anal sex”….

Probably the first opportunity for some full on man/man cyber sex Kea. A repressed religio/conservative upbringing sometimes comes at a cost. 🙂
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September 24, 2013 8:07pm
Kea

nasska they are probably like Christian Conservative preacher, Ted Haggard, and totally “not gay” though 🙂

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard
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September 24, 2013 8:14pm
nasska

It’s makes for very sad reading Kea….a man who people looked up to, trusted & took moral guidance from, kneeling on the floor of a public shithouse, off his tits on meth with a cock up his arse.

Schizophrenic would be a kind way to describe it.
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September 24, 2013 8:21pm
kowtow

Keep giggling girls ,it really suits you.
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September 24, 2013 8:22pm
Redbaiter

Last time any Syrian got involved in anything tough it was all over in 6 days.

Ran like rabbits.
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September 24, 2013 8:24pm
Redbaiter

“Keep giggling girls ,it really suits you.”

Great adverts for atheism aren’t they?

Try hard cowards.
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September 24, 2013 8:25pm
Ross12

This is well worth reading

http://qz.com/126875/the-economist-who-predicted-the-financial-crisis-just-sounded-another-alarm-it-would-be-wise-to-listen-this-time/#!
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September 24, 2013 8:28pm
kowtow

The thing about the likes of nasska and kea is they bang on about the evils of Christianity,that is where they’ve found their common ground.

Then they hurl insults loaded with homo references, all the while in the real world , evil is perpetrated by Muslims.Muslims from Europe and America. People who have grown up in the west or been given safe haven.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/kenya/10329803/Nairobi-terror-attack-Americans-and-Briton-among-the-gunmen.html
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September 24, 2013 8:31pm
Kea

“It’s makes for very sad reading Kea….a man who people looked up to, trusted & took moral guidance from, kneeling on the floor of a public shithouse, off his tits on meth with a cock up his arse.

LOL 🙂 nasska, that deserves a Pulitzer Prize.

Do you know Pastor Ted used to have weekly talks with the US President on spiritual matters ?
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September 24, 2013 8:32pm
cha

Garfunkel & Oates – Handjob, Bland Job, I Don’t Understand Job.
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September 24, 2013 8:39pm
Kea

Cha those ladies are hilarious. I found this and thought I would share. I nearly died laughing. Very unexpected 🙂

The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates [fuck me in the arse because I love Jesus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
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September 24, 2013 8:53pm
cha

Saddlebacking.
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September 24, 2013 9:07pm
Azeraph

No climate change size measurement arguments?
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September 24, 2013 11:47pm
Left Right and Centre

There once was a dork called Don
Sucked in by the world’s biggest con
He prayed for a sign
No God on the line!!
Sorry mate, was out in the John

Fraternity/ eternity and mercy don’t match properly. Different rhythms. So I thought it sucked arse because of that.
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September 25, 2013 3:20am
Left Right and Centre

There once was a boat in a race
It sailed with speed, skill and grace
Then wouldn’t you know it
Those fuckers will blow it
And the last line is just as rooted as they are 🙂 🙂 😉 😉
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September 25, 2013 3:23am
Left Right and Centre

When one sees limericks and religion
One thinks their brain must weigh a smidgeon
So type if you must
Like a person concussed
But you’re coming back here as a pigeon
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September 25, 2013 3:38am
Kea

Azeraph,

World’s top climate scientists told to ‘cover up’ the fact that the Earth’s temperature hasn’t risen for the last 15 years

Leaked United Nations report reveals the world’s temperature hasn’t risen for the last 15 years
Politicians have raised concerns about the final draft
Fears that the findings will encourage deniers of man-made climate change

Scientists working on the most authoritative study on climate change were urged to cover up the fact that the world’s temperature hasn’t risen for the last 15 years, it is claimed.

A leaked copy of a United Nations report, compiled by hundreds of scientists, shows politicians in Belgium, Germany, Hungary and the United States raised concerns about the final draft.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2425775/Climate-scientists-told-cover-fact-Earths-temperature-risen-15-years.html#ixzz2fpzL7z2g

World’s top climate scientists confess: Global warming is just QUARTER what we thought – and computers got the effects of greenhouse gases wrong

Leaked report reveals the world has warmed at quarter the rate claimed by IPCC in 2007
Scientists accept their computers may have exaggerated

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2420783/Worlds-climate-scientists-confess-Global-warming-just-QUARTER-thought–computers-got-effects-greenhouse-gases-wrong.html#ixzz2fpzqnxex
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September 25, 2013 6:51am
UglyTruth

The discovery of the mass graves of Mohawk children, uncovered by ground-penetrating radar at the Mohawk Institute comes on the heels of videotaped evidence by eyewitness William Coombes, who in Oct. 1964 witnessed Elizabeth Windsor, as Head of State of Canada and Head of the Church of England, visit an aboriginal school in Kamloops, British Columbia, choose 10 young aboriginal children, made them kiss her feet, and allegedly took them from the school for a picnic at a lake.

The 10 aboriginal children were never seen again. Mr. Coombes, who was to give evidence at the International Tribunal for Crimes of Church and States (ITCCS.org) of Elizabeth Windsor’s child genocide, was murdered in Feb. 2011.

http://www.examiner.com/article/a-lambremont-mass-genocide-of-mohawk-children-uncovered-canada

“What a sad, sick, low minded, not to forget ugly, bag of shit you are.” ~ flipper
“Ugly Truth is just a troll, as further evidenced by his persecution-delusion garbage about alleged ritual killing of Mohawk children” ~ Jack5
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