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August 4, 2013 8:00am by Kokila Patel

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Kea

Why fuck all females ?

LOL 🙂
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August 4, 2013 8:16pm
bereal

Good guess nasska.
Bye the way,
Johnboy, we miss you.
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August 4, 2013 8:20pm
nasska

Kea

At great personal risk we were able to get publications smuggled out of the ME. The brutality can now be revealed. 🙂

Ref: https://www.dropbox.com/s/0s8z431mxmhn6d2/jihad_mag.jpg
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August 4, 2013 8:21pm
Kea

bereal, they are not celebrating Ramadan. It is Eid al Fitr, the end of it. The women are probably at home making up a big feed.
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August 4, 2013 8:21pm
Kea

nasska, that little cock-tease on the cover will be a handful for her new ~~owner~~ husband 🙂
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August 4, 2013 8:23pm
nasska

A rather large lady had saved her money for a long time to
be able to afford a cruise on a ship to the Bahama’s.
When she gets settled in her cabin she goes to the dining
room for her first meal on board, and is invited to sit at
the Captain’s table.

As she is seated at the table a mimicking voice behind
her loudly squawks,
“Aawwk, Lady! How’s your hole?”

Totally embarrassed, she turns to see a parrot on his perch
behind her.
She says to the steward, “Will you “Please” get rid of that
foul mouthed beast?”

The steward replies, “I can’t madam, that is the Captains
parrot, which he dearly loves.”

As the meal progresses to its end the bird continues to
harass the lady with his loud squawks,
“Aawwk, Lady! How’s your hole?”

The embarrassed woman finally retires to her cabin and
goes into a restless sleep.

In the middle of the night the ship sinks rather suddenly
and the lady finds herself floating in the ocean on a chest.
As daylight breaks the next morning the lady hears this loud
squawk behind her, “Aawwk, Lady! How’s your Hole?”

The lady turns around to see the parrot floating on some
debris and she replies, “Aah, Shut Up!”

The parrot says, “Aawwk, Mine too! Must be the salt water!”
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August 4, 2013 8:32pm
Steve (North Shore)

Pete @ 7.47.
Stop cork soaking. I am sorry to see United Future leave the arena, but UF have just been prostitutes, sucking up to whoever offers the best TAXPAYER’s dollars.
NZ First is the same, Winston is Cork Soaking the Grand Dads and Grand Mas. See nothing is free, the NET TAXPAYER foots the bill
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August 4, 2013 8:34pm
jcuk

What petulant children frequent this blog with their foolish actions and silly assumptions and name calling LOL Except it isn’t funny to behave in a reckless manner when in charge of a motor vehicle.
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August 4, 2013 8:55pm
Simon

Mugabe just won a seventh term. Zimbabwe a reminder what NZ would look like if a PM here won seven times. Imagine the slag Clark winning 7 times. Explains a turd like Dunne.
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August 4, 2013 8:56pm
Kea

Mugabe sits along side other great black leaders like; General But Naked [sic], Idi Amin and the worst of all, Obama.
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August 4, 2013 9:06pm
bereal

a last thought.
Would this airhead, jcuk, get the prize for tonights product of our modern school system ?

The own goal this year…..jcuk @ 8.55

and guess what, that fukin moron still wont get it.

Even if you drew him a picture and coloured it in for him, a fuckwit such as that just is not
capable of getting it.

G’Nite all.
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August 4, 2013 9:16pm
big bruv

jcuk

” Except it isn’t funny to behave in a reckless manner when in charge of a motor vehicle.”

Did you really think I was going to let a female drive?
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August 4, 2013 9:20pm
liarbors a joke

Paddys in bed with his wife. Her mobile phone rings @ 3am. Paddy answers it then angrily replies ” why dont you fuck off and ring the weather office !! ”

Wife asks ” who was that ?”

Paddy replies..” some prick asking if the coast was clear “
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August 4, 2013 9:40pm
UglyTruth

The photo says it all…

“Lawyers are demanding a review of how police intercept private communications after a photo-journalist’s cellphone logs and messages, including exchanges with a lawyer, were obtained in and inquiry instigated by the PM.”

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10907972
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August 4, 2013 10:29pm
Left Right and Centre

big bruv 9:20 pm I’m totally on your side regarding your stop/go sign story.

As I’ve got older I find myself unable to stop myself verbally expressing my frustration at them if it’s taking anything longer than one minute. And that’s just normal roadworks.

I say normal… sometimes one end to the other is an entire length of road…. millions of cones… and it takes hours and fuckin hours to get a turn.

And the brown fella sentenced to hold a sign for the rest of time stands there with the dead look on his face. Depressing. The whole thing is depressing. Take an alternative route? What alternative route? This is NZ. You’re lucky to have one fucking road let alone an alternative. If there was an alternative you wouldn’t be held up because they wouldn’t bother holding you up if you could escape somewhere else. They only hold you up when another road would end up costing the same time to backtrack, so you might as well sit there and take it up the arse.

So the rule is start shouting abuse indirectly after about a minute.

I’ve actually held a stop/ go sign for the day. Last car blue Toyota. It doesn’t hurt to actually engage with the poor schmucks stuck there like arseholes while a truck fucks around holding them up all day spraying down some cheap bitumen shit that’s going to last about five fucking minutes before the same roadwork crew cunts are going to be back holding up the same fuckwit that’s in front of me now. I would always look at the folks in the car with empathy and understanding and signal things like ‘not long now’ etc

If it was me now I might even go and actually talk with them. If they seemed receptive. There’s a story about a slow lift. Complaints galore. What did they do? Put mirrors in. Complaints ended. That’s what I’d do. Be the mirror. Even just tell people what’s going on and why they’re being held prisoner. We’re waterproofing the cracks in the road. Cool. They might not give a fuck… but you tried at least.
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August 4, 2013 10:42pm
liarbors a joke

lol LRC..you were a stop go man ! lol…sorry I shouldn’t take the piss but Ive never met a stop go man before..good work..
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August 4, 2013 10:52pm
Kea

liarbors a joke , by the sounds of it he only lasted a day and they let him go 🙂
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August 4, 2013 10:59pm
liarbors a joke

lol..pressure job Id imagine , ” blue toyota last car”..”red holden first car”..fuck, was that blue holden last ..

“argh gizz a drink” !
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August 4, 2013 11:05pm
Manolo

Leadership is not for me, the party needs a new generation. But I’m going to do what I can to make it happen.

Are you going to follow your master?
Going to put heavy make-up, wear fishnets, a miniskirt, and walk up and down near The Octagon?
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August 5, 2013 6:48am
Left Right and Centre

Kea 10:59 pm It was temp work dude. There’s no such thing as ‘letting someone go’ under that ‘work relationship’. You’re guaranteed four hours on a booked day. That’s it. I think that gig was around two weeks. Can’t remember. Years ago.

There’s always plenty of work going at places like Fulton Hogan… some of them are well bloody paid for what they do. Fuck that shit though.
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