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Humour
NZ Politics
caption contest
Judith Collins

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Rob Hosking

“Crushing cars is for wusses. Watch me crush this Alsatian!!”
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August 30, 2013 12:08pm
Peter

Time to go Mallard hunting, boy.

I’ll show you how….
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August 30, 2013 12:09pm
wikiriwhis business

‘How does she walk on two legs…incredible.”
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August 30, 2013 12:10pm
Judith

” I think I’ll call you Fisher… you won’t have to think for yourself, I’ll give you a list of the 34 things you can pretend you don’t like”
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August 30, 2013 12:12pm
David Garrett

I think I’ll call him ‘Simon’… barking “to heel Simon!” will remind me of happy days…
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August 30, 2013 12:13pm
Auberon

Given the criteria you’ve imposed I’m afraid I’ve nothing. Which is a shame – such rich material!
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August 30, 2013 12:16pm
jims_whare

If I said ‘three puppies in a row’ would that earn me demerit points?
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August 30, 2013 12:20pm
wikiriwhis business

Release is so not the happy moment I dreamed it would be. But am I being released or…….
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August 30, 2013 12:23pm
expat

Little Grant Roberston adopted into a good home.
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August 30, 2013 12:27pm
seabreezeent

Where’s the Little River Band when ya need them?
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August 30, 2013 12:31pm
Auberon

He’s perfect. Can you knock him on the head, gut him and turn him into a handbag while I wait?
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August 30, 2013 12:37pm
tamati

One of these crushes bones and terrifies her enemies, the other one is a puppy.
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August 30, 2013 12:37pm
Dirty Rat

Would anyone know the difference if I removed my lipstick ?
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August 30, 2013 12:39pm
Lance

Consider yourself lucky, when I cut your balls off you will be asleep, unlike some others.
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August 30, 2013 12:40pm
Pete Macaulay

“I want to get out and bite a crook’s bum” “Me too, if you let go of me”
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August 30, 2013 12:43pm
Nookin

Flipper and Judith Collins make up.
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August 30, 2013 12:45pm
Viking2

Rottweiler cuddles Alsatian.
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August 30, 2013 12:46pm
flipper

Nookin…..
very droll….
But the vultures at Ravensbruck probably looked after their attack dogs as well….

Actually, it shows where Collins’ interests really are…. 🙂
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August 30, 2013 12:48pm
burt

Come on Jacinda – open your mouth and show us those teeth we all love !
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August 30, 2013 12:50pm
Nigel Kearney

Some politicians are dog people, some are dead fish people.
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August 30, 2013 12:51pm
Nigel Kearney

Collins prepares to seek the position of welfare minister in the next cabinet reshuffle.
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August 30, 2013 12:51pm
Griff

Collins displays dolphin hunting wolf puppy.
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August 30, 2013 12:52pm
ross69

Collins holds that puppy like a father holds a soiled nappy.
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August 30, 2013 1:04pm
SGA

“No thank you, I prefer lapdogs”
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August 30, 2013 1:05pm
Alan Wilkinson

One barks, the other bites.
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August 30, 2013 1:11pm
David Garrett

flipper: perhaps you dont realise…that shot is taken at Wiri womens prison…women in the self care units there can look after a pup as part of their rehabilitation…way off beam with that snide criticism old boy…
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August 30, 2013 1:59pm
mavxp

One is the legacy of Kate Sheppard, the other a German Shepherd 🙂
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August 30, 2013 2:00pm
Samuel Smith

“We’ll teach Steven a lesson wont we”
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August 30, 2013 2:17pm
slightlyrighty

I shall call him “Snapper”
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August 30, 2013 2:24pm
flipper

DG….
I feel suitably chastised, but unrepentant since I have just finished spending about 90 minutes re-reading the Thomas RC report (frightening similarities to the Bain situation, but don’t get me started), and Binnie’s demolition of “34 Point Fisher” – observations that purport to be a peer review of Binnie. Fisher may be a part time academic these days, so that explasins why he has forgotten the principles that underpin a real “peer review”.

H A N W End DG
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August 30, 2013 2:36pm
Tristan

When I’m Prime Minster in a few years this will be my Minister of Welfare
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August 30, 2013 2:44pm
BlueSilver

It was only after his castration that Andrew Little finally realized that all that barking at the Justice Minister had really not been a good idea.
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August 30, 2013 2:58pm
unaha-closp

Politicians to look after puppies, new hopes of rehabilitation.
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August 30, 2013 3:00pm
David Garrett

flipper: Reading the Thomas RC report during billable time? You must be a partner!!
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August 30, 2013 3:16pm
RRM

You don’t keep a dog and bark yourself.
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August 30, 2013 3:42pm
muggins

flipper,
Have a read of this.

http://roadkillradio.com/2012/12/15/roadkill-radio-news-judge-who-wrote-decision-in-drive-for-justice-simpson-v-mair-case-is-blasted-by-nz-government-over-flawed-report/
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August 30, 2013 3:54pm
Judith

@ muggins

The one thing we do know is Binnie was never declared insane, unfortunately your Canadian friend cannot say the same. 🙂 You really need to check the mental health background of someone before you recommend them!
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August 30, 2013 4:10pm
Bad__Cat

“I think I’m being held by the Leader of the Pack”
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August 30, 2013 4:32pm
muggins

Judith
Are you sure Binnie was never declared insane?

Also, I am not recommending anyone.
Stop making things up.
David Bain lied to Binnie and Binnie should have realised that.
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August 30, 2013 5:04pm
muggins

Judith
Please supply link to Kari Simpson’s mental health background.
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August 30, 2013 5:15pm
SPC

He should be full size by the time I am PM and he will make for a good deputy PM, trained to be loyal and stare down Joyce at Cabinet meetings.
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August 30, 2013 5:18pm
NK

Judith taking her pets over to No Minister where she will now blog occasionally: http://www.nominister.blogspot.co.nz/2013/08/news-flash-judith-collins-to-join-no.html
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August 30, 2013 5:20pm
muggins

Judith ,
Have a read of this .

http://www.driveforjustice.com/tag/kari-simpson/
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August 30, 2013 5:24pm
big bruv

“when you grow up you can have lots of fun chewing on Labour and Green voters’
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August 30, 2013 7:26pm
Tauhei Notts

For God’s sake, David Cunliffe, leave it alone; anybody can see that the bitch is on the right.
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August 30, 2013 7:52pm
Don the Kiwi

“Whew………at least she hasn’t got me by the balls !! “
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August 30, 2013 9:31pm
Black with a Vengeance

This bitch needs a stylist.
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August 30, 2013 9:48pm
Dirty Rat

Now John, I realise you are trying to be everything to everyone, but this cute puppy routine must stop
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August 30, 2013 9:57pm
the absorber

metaphor 1 0 1, PR puppy sweaty
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August 30, 2013 10:06pm
joana

Which one is the bitch?
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August 31, 2013 9:52am
ChardonnayGuy

Collins takes photo opportunity alongside desperate ACT candidate for 2014.
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August 31, 2013 10:56am

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