Poor Michael Jackson

Meagan Dillon of Northern Territory News reports:

A MAN charged with having sex with a pet pig called Michael Jackson on a Territory island has appeared in a Darwin court.

The 35-year-old man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, sat in the dock at Darwin Magistrates Court charged with having sexual intercourse with an animal and indecent behaviour in public in November last year.

The NT News understands Michael Jackson had to be shot following the incident at Alyangula, on Groote Eylandt.

Why did they shoot the pig? Would have been better to shoot the guy!