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December 23, 2012 8:00am by Kokila Patel

General Debate 23 December 2012

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Viking2

THE OUTHOUSE POEM

The service station trade was slow,
the owner sat around,
with sharpened knife and cedar stick,
piled shavings on the ground. No modern facilities had they there,
but the log across the rill –
led to a shack, marked His and Hers
that sat against the hill.

“Where is the ladies restroom, sir ?”
the owner leaning back,
said not a word – but whittled on,
and nodded toward the shack.

With quickened step she entered there
but only stayed a minute –
before she screamed, as if a snake
or spider might be in it.

With startled look and beet red face
she bounded through the door,
and headed quickly for the car
just like three gal’s before !!

She missed the foot log – jumped the stream
the owner gave a shout,
as her silk stockings, around her knees
caught on a jutting spout !

She tripped and fell – got up, and then
in obvious disgust,
ran to her car, stepped on the gas,
and faded in the dust.

Of course we all desired to know
what made these gal’s all do
the things they did, and then we found
the whittling owner knew.

A speaking system he’d devised
to make the thing complete,
he tied a speaker on the wall
beneath the toilet seat.

He’d wait until the gals got set
and then the devilish tike,
would stop his whittling long enough,
to speak into the mike.

And as she sat, a voice below
struck terror, fright and fear,
“Will you please use the other hole,
we’re painting under here !”

http://screencast.com/t/mZ73YvlmAKd
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December 23, 2012 8:12pm
RF

Dear God.. Our Cantab ABs Captain is a potty mouth. His new book is apparently not suitable our dear children.
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December 23, 2012 8:13pm
nasska

There are reports that the USA military in Afghanistan are replacing 100,000 Desert Marines with 1,000 women with PMS.

They’re meaner, and they can retain water for 7 days
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December 23, 2012 8:13pm
dime

RF – i saw that on stuff lol
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December 23, 2012 8:22pm
RF

dime… Even the mighty have feet of clay.
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December 23, 2012 8:37pm

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