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December 14, 2012 8:00am by Kokila Patel

General Debate 14 December 2012

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publicwatchdog

Here you go Kiwibloggers!

Sink your gums into this one 🙂

NZ IS A CORRUPT, POLLUTED TAX HAVEN!
MY PUBLISHED COMMENT ON THIS ‘ROLLING STONE’ ARTICLE:

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/outrageous-hsbc-settlement-proves-the-drug-war-is-a-joke-20121213

New Zealand – ‘perceived’ to be the ‘least corrupt country in the world’ according to the 2012 Transparency International ‘Corruption Perception Index’ (along with Denmark and Finland) – has a Prime Minister who used to be a Wall St BANK$TER – (in 1999 – 2000 John Key was a former foreign exchange advisor for the New York Federal Reserve, and was the Head of Derivatives for Merrill Lynch.

NZ Prime Minister John Key, is currently a shareholder in the Bank of America.

(This would be unlawful in Australia – but NZ hasn’t even yet ratified the UN Convention Against Corruption!)

EVIDENCE!

http://www.parliament.nz/NR/rd…

Rt Hon John KEY (National, Helensville)

Bank of America – banking

Bank of America – short term deposit
_____________________________________________________

The reality is that New Zealand is a corrupt, polluted tax haven.

Sorry to pop the hot air balloon……

Penny Bright
‘Anti-corruption campaigner’
New Zealand

http://www.dodgyjohnhasgone.com
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December 14, 2012 6:28pm
Manolo

Here comes another bludger, the deranged Miss Dim, well deserving earner of RIP, after Ure.
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December 14, 2012 6:32pm
Weihana

Pauleastbay (3,009) Says:
December 14th, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Well obviously with a never before heard of medical condition…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_sex

Not really unheard of.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-473525/Sexsomniac-RAF-man-sobs-cleared-raping-girl-sleep.html

“An RAF mechanic who claimed he was sleepwalking when he had sex with a 15-year-old girl was cleared of rape yesterday.”

Not saying it’s true in this case mind you…
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December 14, 2012 6:46pm
Pauleastbay

” He had drunk a bottle of vodka”…….

Silly me, it is sexsomnia, the cynic in me says he might have just been pissed to bits.

Our actor was also on the piss, again the cynic says , sexsomnia never seems to strike after a nice cup of Bovril and a good book.
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December 14, 2012 6:56pm
graham

Talking of corruption … 🙂

SEEN THIS KIWIBLOGGERS?

Is it appropriate for a self-proclaimed “Anti-corruption campaigner” to use money from a shared bank account without approval, as alleged by “Occupy”?

In another brilliant showing of respect for democracy, Penny completely ignored the G.A. rules that it must approve all funds before they are released (over $100) by usurping the last $200+ in the bank account, without G.A. approval, ostensibly with the help of “Chris Glen” who was on the finance committee and was also a bank signatory.

For an anti-corruption campaigner who rails against backroom-deals and conflicts of interest – how could she take money outside of G.A. process while simultaneously being tasked as auditor? (Transparency! Accountability!)

http://occupysavvy.com/2012/11/05/penny-bright-fails-to-co-opt-occupy-auckland-again/

Is it appropriate for a self-proclaimed “public watchdog” – who is hounding John Banks over so-called anonymous donations – to accept anonymous donations?

PENNY BRIGHT ACCEPTS ANONYMOUS DONATION.

“A last minute anonymous donation of $10,000 is expected to save Water Pressure Group spokesperson Penny Bright from bankruptcy.”

http://www.aucklandcity.govt.nz/dbtw-wpd/exec/dbtwpub.dll?AC=SEE_ALSO&QF0=Descriptors&QI0==%22Bright,+Penny%22&XC=/dbtw-wpd/exec/dbtwpub.dll&BU=&TN=LocHAM&SN=AUTO11122&SE=398&RN=830&MR=0&TR=0&TX=1000&ES=0&CS=0&XP=&RF=Displayweb&EF=&DF=&RL=0&EL=0&DL=0&NP=2&ID=&MF=WPEngMsg.ini&MQ=&TI=0&DT=&ST=0&IR=15513&NR=0&NB=0&SV=0&SS=0&BG=&FG=&QS=&OEX=ISO-8859-1&OEH=ISO-8859-1

Is it fair for someone who “claims” to be concerned about the less fortunate members of our society to picket a charity lunch that aims to raise money for a new children’s ward at Waitakere hospital, solely to make some sort of point about John Key?

http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2012/9/general_debate_28_september_2012.html#comment-1027535
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December 14, 2012 6:57pm
Steve (North Shore)

Whoar is a ‘flog’ not a ‘blog’ He pinches shit from the interweby thingy and repeats it.
Once it is up and going the ‘flog’ will be sold to American news outfits.
(actually he is full of shit and permanently stoned at the taxpayers expense)
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December 14, 2012 7:12pm
Komata

graham: Congratulations, I think you’ve found a deterrent. Please continue to use it.
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December 14, 2012 7:30pm
nasska

PRESS RELEASE

Your pockets are not the only place in your pants the IRD
are interested in — now they’re heading for your zipper.
The IRD is planning to tax sex!

“Labour in its vision for a truly encompassing touchy-feely
society realises that NZ has a HUGE budget deficit &
needs more money,” says Barry Todwell, who works for the
IRD’ “INT” division — Ingenious New Taxes.
“We thought ‘Everybody indulges in sex. Let’s tax that!'”

But since sex isn’t income, the opposition’s proposal had problems.

“But then we realized that sex enhances feelings of self-WORTH,
& once their WORTH went up, that was close enough to
income!”

Todwell says the Labour caucus is working on how to track how
much sex people are having & tax the activity accordingly.
“We’re experimenting with putting motion detectors in all new
mattresses so we’ll know when couples are doing more than
sleeping. “We’re also perfecting an Orgasm Detector. When
people climax, it emits a certain psychic energy we can track.”

But the most effective way might be the easiest, Todwell says.
“We’ll just ask guys. They always exaggerate how much sex
they have, so we’ll really cream it here.

“And any blokes who aren’t having sex would rather pay money to
the IRD than admit that they can’t get laid so we’ll cash in
there, too.”
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December 14, 2012 8:01pm
Griff

Graham

Have you no shame?

Admitting to visiting magpies news aggregation site
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December 14, 2012 8:09pm
graham

Umm … purely in the interests of research, I assure you … I didn’t inhale … I did not have sex with that woman …
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December 14, 2012 8:12pm
Steve (North Shore)

“And any blokes who aren’t having sex would rather pay money to
the IRD than admit that they can’t get laid so we’ll cash in
there, too.”

Liarbore will Tax themselves, but how will this work for the carpet munchers?
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December 14, 2012 8:16pm
Steve (North Shore)

Oh looks like the edit function is not working, never mind, I own my own shit
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December 14, 2012 8:17pm
Griff

Bible scholars have long wondered how old Isaac was when his father
Abraham took him up to the mountain top to offer him as a sacrifice.
Through careful study of the story as related in the Old Testament,
based on the following facts:
Issac was old enough to understand the ritual of sacrifice,
Issac was old enough to carry wood for the fire to the top of the
Mountain,
Issac was old enough to notice that they were not bringing an animal
For the sacrifice.
Therefore Issac’s age, at this time, was greater than 8 years old.
Scholars also conclude that he was younger than 12 years old as
Supported by the following fact:
If Issac had been older than twelve, he would have been a
Teenager and it would not have been a sacrifice.
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December 14, 2012 8:21pm
nasska

“Oh Mary, you’re pregnant! That’s wonderful! And I’m not the father, but that’s okay, because God is? Awesome!”

I love naivety plays.
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December 14, 2012 8:27pm
Griff

A seventy-five year old guy, his hair is completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”
The nurse says, “She had twins.”
He says, “Heh, heh, heh … well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there’s snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace.”
She says, “Well, then you’d better change filters. Both of the babies are black.”
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December 14, 2012 8:56pm
Rex Widerstrom

Just to keep things “fair and balanced” (hey, if it’s good enough for Fox News to claim to be…)

A man is taking a walk in Central Park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: “You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: ‘Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl’.”

The man says: – “But I am not a New Yorker!”

“Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: ‘Brave American saves life of little girl’,” the policeman answers.

“But I am not an American!” says the man.

“Oh, what are you then?” asks the cop.

The man replies “I am an Arab!”

The next day the newspapers reads: “Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog”.
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December 14, 2012 9:00pm
Griff

An indian walked into a bar, he was carying a bucket of shit in one hand, a rifle and a cat in the other. he sits and orders a drink,

Drinks it, throws the bucket of shit in the air and shoots it, then bites the head off the cat, the bar tender said what are you

doin and the Indian said, “ME WANNA BE LIKE WHITE MAN SHOOT SHIT AND EAT PUSSSY”!
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December 14, 2012 9:10pm
nasska

Little Johnny is in school and it is near Christmas time so the kids are giving presents to the teacher.

Little Ross stands up to give his present. The teacher knows his parents are chocolatiers. She takes the wrapped present and says, “This is a box of chocolates isn’t it?”. Ross says, “Yes miss how did you guess?” and she replies, “It was just a random guess Ross thank you.”

Little Jenny stands up and the teacher knows her parents work at the local bakery. She takes the present and says, “This is a cake in a tin isn’t it?” Jenny says, “Yes miss how did you guess?” and she again replies, “It was just a random guess Jenny thank you.”

Little Johnny stands up and gives his present to the teacher. She knows his parents work at the brewery. She sees that the present is leaking so she takes a sip and says, “This is a can of Newcastle Brown Ale isn’t it?” Little Johnny shakes his head. She takes another sip. “Right this is a bottle of Red Wine then?” Again, Johnny shakes his head. She eventually gives in and says, “Ok Johnny I give in what is it?”

And through his wide smile Johnny says, “A puppy miss!”
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