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November 21, 2012 1:00pm by David Farrar

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Barack Obama
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John Key

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Pauleastbay

But JK, you do have the gayest shirt.

…(and poor old Barrack has to wear his body armour even in the heat)
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November 21, 2012 1:02pm
dave

“I wouldn’t step back if I were you, he’s horny.”
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November 21, 2012 1:04pm
Elaycee

John, I was offered pink but I said to them I thought it was simply too ‘gay’…
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November 21, 2012 1:05pm
Peter

Key & Obama attend house auction in Ponsonby.
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November 21, 2012 1:05pm
Grant Michael McKenna

No, John, look, ‘queer’ used to mean weird, not ‘gay’; that meant happy. And gay meaning lame is g-h-e-i. It’s a homonym. No, a homonym. Spelt different but said the same- a homonym, not a…
Never mind John, great shirt, very fetching.
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November 21, 2012 1:06pm
Griff

😆

Key is da man
Wearing a particularly gay shirt to be photographed with the pres
Very secure in his identity and making a statement
Do I look gay in this. 😆 No sir
He has big balls
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November 21, 2012 1:07pm
Falafulu Fisi

It looks like that John Key has been drinking beers lately. Stick to the whiskey or wines Prime Minister and you’ll have a flat tummy like President Barack Hussein.
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November 21, 2012 1:15pm
Richard Hurst

Key acts as sandwich between China and America
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November 21, 2012 1:17pm
Richard Hurst

Obama: Hey..John pink suits you, glad to see your out at last…you know I’ve never been down under…

Wenjia Bao: Piss off Yankee! This Kiwi bitch is mine!
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November 21, 2012 1:24pm
East Wellington Superhero

“It’s hilarious John, I can do extra-judicial drone strikes on US citizens and all the Lefty sycophants just remain silent. They love me. By the way, that shirt is gay.”
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November 21, 2012 1:31pm
liarbors a joke

” Look John, Michelle and I are having a key party tonight…love to see you and B there…and bring that shirt will ya “
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November 21, 2012 1:34pm
Harriet

“…..That Asian will make a good poof for you John, Asians have small bottoms….” 😎
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November 21, 2012 1:34pm
sbk

“and here we have John Key modeling the lastest style in conservative wear”….when questioned on choice of colour … replied,its reflects Nationals continued shift to the left”.
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November 21, 2012 1:35pm
KevinH

Barrack:
Hey there John, love the shirt, you know I’d love to wear one myself but folks and Donald Trump may get a bit excited
John:
Bronagh loves it, spices things up a bit, I’ll send one over.
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November 21, 2012 1:36pm
rouppe

The secret is the carbs, John. Cut the carbs…
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November 21, 2012 1:41pm
unitedtribes

Your place or mine?
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November 21, 2012 1:44pm
Rex Widerstrom

“You’re doing a great job in Australia, Joe… sorry, what?”
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November 21, 2012 1:49pm
BeaB

I’m claiming pink back from the girls and gays.

And it will divert the media from covering any story of substance.
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November 21, 2012 2:03pm
Carlos

John Key: “I choose the United States.”
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November 21, 2012 2:14pm
Reid

Obama: Can we swap shirts later on? Reggie likes it when I wear red.
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November 21, 2012 2:18pm
metcalph

…and it turns out Jaime Mackay has a disturbing amount of influence in the Cambodian Wardrobe Department…
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November 21, 2012 2:20pm
Steve Wrathall

“Have the Chinese cut up your credit card yet?”
“Nope”
“Cool, me neither. Let’s shop”
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November 21, 2012 2:22pm
hinamanu

“…and you know what John…. I got a kill list too!”
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November 21, 2012 2:32pm
hinamanu

“John, that Chinese guy behind me is looking at me like I owe him money”

“The Chinese guy behind me too Barack”
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November 21, 2012 2:35pm
Cobolt

JK’s proudest moment? China queuing behind NZ to talk to the US?
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November 21, 2012 2:43pm
Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left

“Hey John, does this shirt make me look gay?”
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November 21, 2012 2:44pm
thedavincimode

Jim, I can’t get over how they all look the same.
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November 21, 2012 5:22pm
Michael

One free trade agreement for one fat german, I’ll even throw in a gay pink shirt.
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November 21, 2012 5:58pm
ChardonnayGuy

Obama: “Wow, John. Seriously christian shirt, man.”
Key (thinks): “Damn it! That’s the last time I take fashion advice from Rhys Darby!”
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November 21, 2012 6:26pm
Gman88

“John , a word , just because they offer you a shirt, doesn’t mean you have to wear it …”
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November 21, 2012 7:23pm
Steve (North Shore)

Obama to Key ” Someone is going to mention cork soaking with you wearing a shirt like that”

Key to Obama “Are you fucking serious? look in the mirror, did your mum dress you?”
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November 21, 2012 7:24pm
hj

Looks like he’s with the Kiwis at Omaha Beach?

On the other hand (as minister of tourism) a lot (more than half) of the “Kiwi” tour drivers look like they just stepped out of a Guading chook farm.
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November 21, 2012 8:55pm
gump

Ladies and Gentlemen. Please do not adjust your television set.
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November 21, 2012 9:26pm
LabourDoesntWork

Break out the racial humor later, Key: you and I are the only two white guys in this joint.
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November 21, 2012 10:46pm
Fairfacts Media

BO-“When I’m no longer president, I’ll take to this nice little bathhouse in Chicago.”
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November 23, 2012 10:59am

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