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Viking2

http://johnansell.wordpress.com/2012/10/14/now-tell-me-muslim-and-maori-fanatics-have-nothing-in-common/

Now tell me Muslim and Maori fanatics have nothing in common
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October 14, 2012 6:16pm
Johnboy

Oh what a jolly good day today is shaping up into!! 🙂 🙂
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October 14, 2012 6:16pm
Pete George

Latest TV3 poll, National 48%, Labour 33%.

That doesn’t cover the Shearer phantom video debacle (polling was up until Wednesday).
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October 14, 2012 6:17pm
Viking2

More Yankee regulation coming our way. Oh no Judith wouldn’t do that, would she?

Collins meeting with justice dignatories on US visit

Sunday, 14, Oct, 2012 11:41AM

The Justice Minister is off to the US for a week, to compare their justice system with ours.

Judith Collins has meetings lined up with Attorney General Eric Holder and Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano.

She’ll also visit Adult Drug Courts and learn about measures being taken by the FBI and police to prevent drug-related crime.
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October 14, 2012 6:19pm
bereal

i wonder.

is there any correspondent that believes that you can get to age 40 odd and suddenly
discover that you are ‘Gay’ as they say. for e.g.
As Ali Mau reckons happened to her ?

This dishonest cow used a decent bloke for many years and then shat on him for her own
personal gain. Used him then shat on him.

i would rate Ali Mau as a lying, dishonest lesbian slag as the worst of the worst.

One who, if the tables were turned and her husband turned out to be a homo who had married for his
own gratification she would be the first to claim higher ground.

How much regard are blokes held in who are found out to be poofters after years of marriage ?
Their ‘poor wifes’ have all the sympathy under the sun.

How come it doesnt cut both ways ?
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October 14, 2012 6:36pm
Kea

It does not cut both ways bereal, because Western society is dominated by women.

Women in Saudi Arabia have more equality than men do in NZ.

What we accept as the normal and correct view, is often hard line feminist doctrine that has been normalised in our society.
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October 14, 2012 6:41pm
Johnboy

Henry/Harriet has just come out of the cupboard Beryl after living a lie for 572 posts. Keep up the pressure! 🙂
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October 14, 2012 6:45pm
Johnboy

I hope Yvette and Monique don’t suddenly pull a sex change on us! 🙂
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October 14, 2012 6:47pm
chiz

bereal:As Ali Mau reckons happened to her ?

Nonsense. She’s always been bisexual. She had a male partner, now she has a female one. Her orientation hasn’t changed.
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October 14, 2012 6:55pm
Longknives

Ali Mau- Giggidy…..
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October 14, 2012 7:00pm
bereal

Kea
Good point. And true.

Question for Alison Mau and her lesbian supporters.

Can you get to age 40 odd plus and suddenly wake up and decide that you are a lesbian, or,

are you a lying, self seving, POS who was prepared to use someone who loved you to cover up
your …………….? Apply commonsense to the question.

Homosexuals who marry and and have children with an unsuspecting partner have to be the lowest
scum on the face of the earth,

i don’t care if its homo men who want to decieve or lesbians like Ali Mau, they are both scum.

Low scum.
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October 14, 2012 7:01pm
Johnboy

Au contraire chiz. I would think her orientation has definitely changed! 🙂 🙂
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October 14, 2012 7:01pm
Pauleastbay

On climate change———–

“There was an Old Testament ring to the forewarnings, an air of plague-of-boils and deluge-of-frogs, that suggested a deep and constant inclination,enacted over the centuries, to believe that one was always living in the end of days, that ones own demise was urgently bound up in the end of the world, and therefore made more sense, or was just a little less relevant. The end of the world was never pitched in the present, where it could be seen for the fantasy it was, but just around the corner, and when it did not happen, a new issue, a new date would soon emerge.” Solar by Ian McEwan.

Love it
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October 14, 2012 7:01pm
Johnboy

I saw the movie PEB with Charlton Heston as Moses and Yul Brynner as Pharoah! 🙂
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October 14, 2012 7:05pm
bereal

chiz ..
true, but the question is, she decieved him, what he considered to be, a lifelong partner, in good faith,
can’t you see the point ?
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October 14, 2012 7:06pm
Johnboy

That green fog that killed the first born, now that was bloody scary in those days! 🙂
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October 14, 2012 7:06pm
chiz

In what way did she did deceive him? She was in love with him at the time presumably.
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October 14, 2012 7:10pm
Pete George

bereal, it’s little different to two heteros getting married and committing to each other for life, then separating years later when they find they are no longer compatible.

BTW, your abusive language overshadows the points you’re trying to make.
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October 14, 2012 7:14pm
Johnboy

Hard to find a gentleman, these days, on the blogs eh PG? 🙂
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October 14, 2012 7:16pm
Fletch

Good news!

There has been NO global warming in the last 16 years, and the temperature has only risen 0.75 degrees since 1880.

* The figures reveal that from the beginning of 1997 until August 2012 there was no discernible rise in aggregate global temperatures
* This means that the ‘pause’ in global warming has now lasted for about the same time as the previous period when temperatures rose, 1980 to 1996

The world stopped getting warmer almost 16 years ago, according to new data released last week.

The figures, which have triggered debate among climate scientists, reveal that from the beginning of 1997 until August 2012, there was no discernible rise in aggregate global temperatures.

This means that the ‘plateau’ or ‘pause’ in global warming has now lasted for about the same time as the previous period when temperatures rose, 1980 to 1996. Before that, temperatures had been stable or declining for about 40 years.

The new data, compiled from more than 3,000 measuring points on land and sea, was issued quietly on the internet, without any media fanfare, and, until today, it has not been reported.

Here are three not-so trivial questions you probably won’t find in your next pub quiz. First, how much warmer has the world become since a) 1880 and b) the beginning of 1997? And what has this got to do with your ever-increasing energy bill?

You may find the answers to the first two surprising. Since 1880, when reliable temperature records began to be kept across most of the globe, the world has warmed by about 0.75 degrees Celsius.

From the start of 1997 until August 2012, however, figures released last week show the answer is zero: the trend, derived from the aggregate data collected from more than 3,000 worldwide measuring points, has been flat.

MORE – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2217286/Global-warming-stopped-16-years-ago-reveals-Met-Office-report-quietly-released–chart-prove-it.html

Then, STOP TAXING US – for crying out loud!!
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October 14, 2012 7:17pm
bereal

dear chiz,
She knew she was lesbian when she married him.
He had no idea.
She wanted to have kids and a life.

You presume wrong. She was always a lesbian, she never loved him.

She was in love with the lifestyle dream.
She was prepared to use him for her own gratification.

Thats why she decieved him. She was never in love with him.

You homos run out of credible reasons real quick.
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October 14, 2012 7:17pm
Johnboy

Anyway PG. What think you of “The No More Shit (except in sewerage pipes) Party” concept? 🙂
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October 14, 2012 7:20pm
chiz

Your evidence for your claim is what bereal? She was and is bisexual, which isn’t the same thing as being a lesbian. As far as I know she married him and had kids with him because she was in love with him at the time not for some lifestyle reason. And I’m not a homo. Have you been drinking again?
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October 14, 2012 7:21pm
Kea

To be fair bereal, it is not just homos who marry for a lifestyle dream, rather than love.
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October 14, 2012 7:22pm
bereal

Oh dear,
just right on cue,
Pete George chimes in.

Are you stalking me PG ?

Have you ever considered getting a life PG ?

You should think about it.

Don’t make a total laughing stock of yourself Pete.
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October 14, 2012 7:23pm
Johnboy

“And I’m not a homo. Have you been drinking again?”

Do you consider you look more attractive to drunken blokes then chiz? 🙂
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October 14, 2012 7:23pm
chiz

Its my long hair JB. It gets them confused and they think I’m female. By the way, have you seen this story about a senegalese reality TV show looking for the most attractive sheep?
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October 14, 2012 7:31pm
Pete George

What think you of “The No More Shit (except in sewerage pipes) Party” concept?

And details? If it’s non-agenda driven and based on practical democratic principles I’d think it would be worth looking at.
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October 14, 2012 7:35pm
Johnboy

Thanks for that chiz.

“Samba Fall, 44, keeps seven sheep at his home in Dakar’s Medina neighborhood though his clear favorite is blue-eyed Papis General Fall.

“He is like my little son,” Fall says, stroking Papis between his horns. “I prefer being with my sheep to being with people. Sheep don’t talk about insignificant things.”

I can identify with that. I think I may become a Muslim in my next reincarnation!! 🙂
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October 14, 2012 7:36pm
bereal

chiz,
of course you are a homo chiz.
And yes, i have had a bevvy.
i could be off my face and still make more sense than a homo like you.

Normal people know that ‘Bisexual” is bullshit.
Normal people know that you are straight or bent,
Interesting that a fuckwit such as you can make the definitive judgement for her that Ali is bisexual.
That is not her position.

She says she ‘used’ to be straight.

Get the difference Noddy ?

Just come out and admit that you are a homo chiz.
Also. Ali Mau needs support from the likes of you like……
Well. even you must start getting it now you homo.
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October 14, 2012 7:37pm
Kea

Great story on that link chiz.

I will resist the temptation to make all the self evident jokes, but I am sure Johnboy will come up with a few. And here we are fussing over gays living together 🙂
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October 14, 2012 7:39pm
Johnboy

Destruction of all the shit that clogs up democracy today PG and flushing it all down the loo. Big Pete might have a prob with The Families Commission but he will see the sense of it when we dispose of 30,000 civil servants and contribute them to the UN to assist getting Afghanistan back on it’s feet. Think of it. No more Joris. No more Te Puni Kokiri. No more whatever!!
I can see it as a strong plank for you and big Pete to finally stamp your mark on NZ as we would all like it to be! 🙂
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October 14, 2012 7:42pm
Pauleastbay

Bereal

Go and straighten out , you think you’re making sense but sadly you are the only one that does.

If your missus fucked off with the chick from next door get over it or ask if you can take photo’s otherwise who Ali Mau licks is Ali Mau’s business
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October 14, 2012 7:44pm
chiz

Normal people know that you are straight or bent

Or both (biseuxal), or neither (asexual).

Interesting that a fuckwit such as you can make the definitive judgement that Ali is bisexual.

It helps if you have a good gaydar. In those cases where you can determine a woman’s orientation bisexuality is quite distinct from homosexuality. She is one of those cases where its clear, she is bisexual rather than gay.

Just come out and admit that you are a homo chiz.

Sorry, i’m straight.
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October 14, 2012 7:44pm
nasska

Knowledge is everything.

Ref: http://imgur.com/gallery/oppRv
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October 14, 2012 7:44pm
Kea

Wow there are sure allot of homos being outed on Kiwiblog this afternoon. First it was the obvious ones like Redbaiter, then Harriet and Chiz were revealed.
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October 14, 2012 7:45pm
chiz

Have you been drinking too kea? I’m not a homo.
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October 14, 2012 7:46pm
Johnboy

Henry is not a bloody homo Kea. He was a transvestite! 🙂
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October 14, 2012 7:47pm
Yvette

Last night –
With Henriette, Monique and Yvette
 Three should be enough, and yet
 Johnboy really is into flocking, because 
There’s Pénélope Lumineux too, don’t forget

This evening, to Johnboy’s regret
He finds out that Henriette
Is really a misleading soubriquet
Some bloke called Henry decided to use
Now Johnboy is starting to wonder
If next he’ll loose
Pénélope Lumineux
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October 14, 2012 7:47pm
Pete George

Last week Russel Norman proposed Quantative Easy. One reason he gave for it was that most other countries are doing it.

Andrew McMillan points out that most of our main trading partners aren’t using QE. More of them use nuclear energy than use QE. Using Norman’s logic does that mean we should go nuclear?
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October 14, 2012 7:48pm
Johnboy

Tant que j’ai jamais vous perdre mon petit chaton je mourrai un homme heureux Yvette. 🙂
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October 14, 2012 7:50pm
Kea

Have you been drinking too kea? I’m not a homo.

I believe you. Most homos I know have a better sense of humor 🙂

( I bet your boyfriend is gay though)
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October 14, 2012 7:53pm
Longknives

“Henry is not a bloody homo Kea. He was a transvestite!”

Come now Johnboy- Surely being a man of the world you’ve taken a ‘walk on the wild side’?
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October 14, 2012 7:55pm
Pauleastbay

Family show JB what are talking about Yvette’s ‘little kitten” for
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October 14, 2012 7:55pm
Johnboy

Kea: !!!! 🙂 🙂
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October 14, 2012 7:56pm
nasska

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
‘Can I help you?” she asked. “I want to see Natalie” the man replied.
“Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else.” said the madam.
“No. I must see Natalie” was the man’s reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row – too expensive – and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Natalie questioned the man. “No one has ever used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?” she asked.
The man replied, “Wellington.” “Really” she said. “I have family in Wellington.”
“I know,” the man said. “Your father died and I am your sister’s lawyer. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance.”
The moral of the story is: Three things in life are certain:
1. Death.
2. Taxes.
3. Being screwed by a lawyer.
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October 14, 2012 8:00pm
Johnboy

I only ever get to talk about it PEB. 🙂
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October 14, 2012 8:02pm
Griff

Beryl is a drunken sot Henrietta is a chicken and JB is a vicar
all sorted now
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October 14, 2012 8:14pm
joana

And Griff is a gorilla.
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October 14, 2012 8:57pm
joana

Johnboy ,
I am truly staggered by the quality of your comments. How are the grandchildren? How are the great grandchildren?
My what fun those hefty , caring wenches at the rest home are going to have with you one of these days..I hope the Alzheimers hangs back so you too can enjoy the ride.
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October 14, 2012 9:01pm
Johnboy

And Joana seems like a fine substitute for Harriet/Henriette/Henry! 🙂
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October 14, 2012 9:02pm
joana

Rest home sex..there is nothing like it , or so I am told. Make sure you take your laptop with you Johnboy so you can keep us all entertained.
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October 14, 2012 9:20pm
Johnboy

You seem a tad bitter tonight darling. Hubby ran off with the pool guy perhaps? 🙂
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October 14, 2012 9:24pm
Viking2

A Zebra dies and goes to heaven, duly arriving at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, ‘I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?’ St. Peter said, ‘That’s a question only God can answer.’

So the Zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the Zebra asked, ‘God, please – I must know : Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?’ God simply replied ‘You are what you are.’

The Zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, ‘Well, did God straighten out your query for you?’ The Zebra looked puzzled. ‘No Sir, God simply said ‘You are what you are.”

St. Peter smiled and said to the Zebra, ‘Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes..’

The Zebra asked St. Peter, ‘How do you know that for certain?’ ‘Because,’ said St. Peter, ‘If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, ‘You is what you is.’
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October 14, 2012 9:27pm
Viking2

Quote du Jour: “Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you
must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of
them.” H. L. Mencken.
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October 14, 2012 9:27pm
Viking2

A daughter asked her dad: “Dad, there is something that my boyfriend
said to me that I didn’t understand:

He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”
Dad says: “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a service that his motor will cease and his exhaust will fall off.”
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October 14, 2012 9:28pm
Griff

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it’s rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. Thats when I made my mistake.” “What did you do?”, asked the doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, “Hey! This looks like yours!”
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October 14, 2012 9:32pm
Johnboy

Bloody fool Griff. He should have said. “Hey! this looks like Joana’s! ” 🙂
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October 14, 2012 9:36pm
Harriet

They’re all good jokes tonight. ta.
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October 14, 2012 9:40pm
Griff

Not if she is realy a Jeannette, JB
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October 14, 2012 9:42pm
Griff

Okay so there was these three men that worked at a construction site. Well, one day they sat down and opened their lunch. The African guy opened up his lunch and got rice. He said that if he got rice again tomorrow that he was going to jump off the building. The Mexican opened up his lunch and got a burrito. He said that if he gets a burrito again tomorrow that he was going to jump off the building also. The blonde opened up his lunch and he got chicken. He said that if he got chicken tomorrow that he was going to jump off the building too. Well, the next day the African guy opened up his lunch and he got rice again so he jumped. The Mexican opened up his and he got a burrito again so he jumped. The Blonde opened up his and he got chicken again so he jumped. At their funeral the African’s wife said “If I would have known he didn’t want rice I would have packed something different”. The Mexican’s wife said “If I would have known he didn’t want a burrito I would have packed him something different”. The Blonde’s wife looked up and said “Don’t look at me, he packs his own lunch.”
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October 14, 2012 9:43pm
Johnboy

Be nice to her Griff her husband absconded with the pool guy! 🙂
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October 14, 2012 9:44pm
Griff

As long as she does not end up like Joanna of Castile http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanna_of_Castile
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October 14, 2012 9:52pm
joana

Here was I , thinking you could take a joke Johnboy. Young hubby is warm in bed.
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October 15, 2012 6:04am
Manolo

To cool a warmist’s heart: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2217286/Global-warming-stopped-16-years-ago-reveals-Met-Office-report-quietly-released–chart-prove-it.html
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October 15, 2012 6:42am
ChardonnayGuy

Er, Red…the Frankfurt School were actually a pack of Marxist *cultural conservatives* who believed that popular culture was the handmaiden of Cutthroat US Market Capitalism Inc., and campaigned for things like censorship of EC horror comics. Consequently, they failed to see possibilities for radical cultural critique within popular culture, due to their dodgy and determinist theories of ideology as directly influenced by Cutthroad US Market Capitalism Inc. They actually influenced the NZ Communist Party to join conservative professional organisations against the “immorality” of horror comics here back in the fifties.

Mate, you shouldn’t neccessarily believe everything you read on Conspiracy Theories R Us…
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