General Debate 25 August 2012

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Thrash Cardiom

Very misty morning, today. Should be a beautiful day.
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August 25, 2012 8:09am
southtop

Vertical again, can’t be too bad, nice day
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August 25, 2012 8:10am
Viking2

The worlds alive with the sound of the Tui’s. Everywhere round town at the moment.
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August 25, 2012 8:14am
Viking2

Now for the good news.

(well I think so but no doubt the Greens and the wankers that slum in the troughs of give me land and the various other slime entities like unions and the Labour Party won’t like this.)

Since 2008/09 the Government has received more cash as royalty payments from upstream oil and gas producers than it received from its state-owned enterprise portfolio.

The petroleum sector contributes enormously “but largely silently” to New Zealand’s economy. Crude oil is the most valuable export to our biggest market, Australia.

Edison Investment Research in its inaugural New Zealand Petroleum Sector Yearbook finds that nearly $7 billion has been invested in the oil and gas sector during the past five years.

Oil and gas sector responsible for $2 billion of petroleum exports a year.

Throughout New Zealand explorers have almost 90 wells planned during the next two years and they span all of the Taranaki basin and parts of the East Coast and Great South basins.

Exploration spending could spike to “unprecedented levels”. Including Maui A and B programmes up to 28 offshore wells are committed to or likely to be completed over the next two years. At least 60 onshore wells are also slated.
(Maui is being re vitalized by new drilling practices that didn’t exist when it was first drilled. Much more oil and gas is predicted and already some holes are underway.)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=10829286
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August 25, 2012 8:25am
Viking2

Since 2008/09 the Government has received more cash as royalty payments from upstream oil and gas producers than it received from its state-owned enterprise portfolio.

So if ever there was a dam good reason to quit the SOE’s this is it. Just take the royalties and let them bastards go. Yehaaa.
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August 25, 2012 8:27am
Keeping Stock

Nice to see that the Solicitor-General agrees that home detention is a “manifestly inadequate” sentence for breaking the legs of a four-month-old child. Here’s hoping that the Court of Appeal will send both James Hall and Justice Mary Peters a very strong message…

http://keepingstock.blogspot.co.nz/2012/08/as-we-predicted.html
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August 25, 2012 8:29am
Keeping Stock

@ Viking2 – apologies for my pedantry, but apostrophe abuse is my pet hate. Your 8.14am should have read:

The world’s alive with the sound of the Tuis.

Have a nice day listening to the Tuis anyway 😀
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August 25, 2012 8:31am
TheContrarian

@ Viking2

Yep, I got somewhere in the region of 8 – 12 Tui flapping around my house this morning. Pretty soon a few Kaka will show up. The always come past around this time. They are pretty comfortable with me now and I have them eating out of my hand.
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August 25, 2012 8:35am
hmmokrightitis

Tui’s at ours, plus a few great big wood pigeons. Sitting on the back deck, looking out to sea, cup of green tea to hand, off to watch #2 son play soccer, top of the table clash soon.

Family dinner tonight, have to wheel out some great beers and wines, cooking for most of the afternoon.

All is right in the world 🙂
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August 25, 2012 8:37am
Viking2

Gee’s God another fucking school teacher control freak whose English has been overtaken by texting and the rest of the world.

Mr. Keeping Stock
Blogger Pedantic
Of the land of the funny name and even stranger people.

Dear Sir.
My sincerest apologies for committing the capital crime of missing an apostrophy.
I shall do my penance by inviting philu to return and give us all lessons on the use of fullstops and apostrophies.

That should fix it.

Phil are you listening?

Signed in the Presence of a Tui
Yeah Right.

😆
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August 25, 2012 8:40am
TheContrarian

@hmmokrightitis

Indeed, all seems very right with your world today.
Pretty similar story round here this morning…though I’ll swap out your green tea with a black coffee.
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August 25, 2012 8:42am
MT_Tinman

No tuis at all around here.

Plenty of RTDs and the odd Speights but no Tuis. 🙂
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August 25, 2012 8:47am
kowtow

keeping stock

I’m not too good on the old apostrophies but my pet hate is the ever increasing “bought” instead of brought ie dropping the r.

Lots of folk do it here. I’ve seen it in newspapers which is unforgivable.
People are starting to pronounce broadband without the r too. Just a matter of time before they spell it wong too.

ps I agree with about the Bishop too. Interesting how a politicians private life would be protected in similar circumstances. There’s a whif of hypocricy here. Cue the haters……..
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August 25, 2012 8:51am
Scott Chris

Now this is just plain silly.

If some Maori want to hold food as being sacred that’s fine but don’t foist that superstition upon the rest of us.
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August 25, 2012 9:02am
Don the Kiwi

Viking.

“Signed in the Presence of a Tui”

Is that a bird, or a beer?

Either way, pretty cool. 🙂
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August 25, 2012 9:06am
Brian Smaller

@Scott Chris
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/education/7545556/Playdough-use-offends-Maori

I was stunned. Fuck them and their superstitious bullshit. Parents have to take a stand against this and tell the stupid moronic, and mostly white, kiddy minder industry to pull their fucking heads in.
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August 25, 2012 9:14am
iMP

FASCINATING personal story of man/woman Sy Rogers who lived in Waikanae for many years; an ex-gay.
http://conzervative.wordpress.com/2012/08/25/the-manwoman-story-of-sy-rogers/
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August 25, 2012 9:17am
iMP

SYPHILIS on rise in Chch amongst gay men due to smart phones. Dang. Why is it, that gay men are still practising unsafe sex? Is it a choice or are they biologically wired to use smart phones?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/7545452/Phone-app-link-to-gay-syphilis-epidemic
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August 25, 2012 9:38am
Dave Stringer

Surely enough is enough

from today”s Stuff:-
“Playdough use offends Maori”

playdough is not food, it’s natural products mixed together to make a medium for children to express their creativity. If this is offensive, then so should using plant products to make paints/colourings be, and so all antique maori art is offensive too.

There are so many REAL problems in the world today, this is a clear example of people fiddling while the world burns !
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August 25, 2012 9:56am
bhudson

Dave,

Well if flour and water create a problem, then surely they’ll have to stop using glue as well
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August 25, 2012 9:58am
Sofia

Syphilis epidemic – another case for gay marriage – see 1 Corinthians 7:1-2
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August 25, 2012 10:03am
Hamnida

Interesting ‘birther’ view from Romney:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/7546895/Romney-makes-birth-certificate-dig-at-Obama
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August 25, 2012 10:08am
lilman

Great that Maori have taken to teach the evils of playdough to their young.
Now if they could just teach them not to theive ,rape and beat any poor unsuspecting person who they happen to come across in their daily lives it would be most apreciated.
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August 25, 2012 10:09am
Sofia

Great that Maori have taken to teach the evils of playdough to their young

Do they?
Or is it lilly-white hand ringing politically correct stupid people
who at the same time ignore snotty nosed, dirty-nappied kids in conveyances of foodsuffs – supermarket trolleys.
May fantails fly through their houses and shit on their kitchen tables. Kī tōnu taku waka topaki i te tuna.
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August 25, 2012 10:25am
Puzzled in Ekatahuna

Ah, Sofia – did you get out of the wrong end of the bed this morning?
Here to make up a trilogy for you …

Since 2008/09 the Government has received more cash as royalty payments from upstream oil and gas producers than it received from its state-owned enterprise portfolio.

Pity we signed up to that fucking dopey ETS … eh …?
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August 25, 2012 10:29am
Manolo

How more primitive can you get? http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/education/7545556/Playdough-use-offends-Maori
Will some koha solve the problem?
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August 25, 2012 10:54am
krazykiwi

Titoki Black, from the Te Kohanga Reo National Trust said some of their rural and Auckland centres did not use playdough.

The trust has several Maori early childhood centres across New Zealand, including in Christchurch.

“Because it is made from flour and water, which is used to make bread, Maori are not comfortable about using playdough and having it thrown around, turning it into beads and wearing it around your neck,” she said.

Another pious idiot. I wish more maori would speak up and tell the Titoki Black’s to stop speaking on behalf of all maoridom.
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August 25, 2012 10:59am
Harriet

You can’t play with food?

So no more spoon and egg races?

No more throwing rice at weddings?

But hey…..you can still get as drunk as a fucken maori on wine made from grapes……dumb niggers!
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August 25, 2012 11:02am
Harriet

And while Maori are drunk on wine made from grapes

You can beat your wife up, kill ya kids and rape white women!

Fuck Maori are funny 😎
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August 25, 2012 11:12am
Harriet

Let’s bet on what Maori is the first to disown this shit!

I’m picking Tau….and winnie….and… 😎
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August 25, 2012 11:18am
hj

Norway gunman declared sane, sent away to prison
……………………………………………………………………

I would still hesitate to claim that I have mastered all the basic facts of Norwegian political life, let alone those vital nuances. I understand the situation from recent newspaper commentary, and I am particularly indebted to Chris Trotter, in the Press of the 26th of July. It appears that even Norway is not as happy a place as we might be inclined to think. It has recently received its share of Muslim immigrants, and now a full tenth of Norway’s population is Muslim. Europe generally has preferred to adopt the `multicultural’ approach which allows and positively encourages new arrivals to retain their own customs and way of life, rather than becoming integrated into the wider society, and this is exacerbated in Norway by deep-seated insular attitudes, even among the elite, which, while allowing foreigners to enter, nevertheless at another level do not really want foreigners to take part in their traditions. Norwegian Muslims, anyway, do not participate much in mainstream Norwegian life, and live in enclaves of striking poverty. Muslim crime and violence against the wider population is notorious. In 2001, as but one example, it was reported that 65% of rapes in Norway were committed by Muslims.

Needless to say, many among the native Norwegian population are particularly concerned about this, and this concern expresses itself through the Progressive Party, which, according to Chris Trotter, ‘brought together rural and provincial Norwegians antagonistic to the influx of non-white, non-Christian immigrants with the growing number of young, urban-dwelling Norwegians chafing under the benign collectivism of Norway’s social-democratic institutions’. The Progressive Party in fact is the second-largest part in Norwegian politics, enjoying something like 25% of the popular vote, as well as considerable public sympathy for its stance on Muslim immigration beyond that 25%. Breivik had been a member of this party, but had later left it because he considered it too inclined to compromise and moderation. Nevertheless, because of its ‘racial and religious prejudice’ ~ I quote Chris Trotter again ~ ‘essentially, the entire Norwegian political class, aided by the news media, came together to mount an effective political boycott of the Progressive Party’. Other political parties declared it persona non grata, and as a consequence ‘upwards of one quarter of the population found its political beliefs and aspirations deliberately excluded from government’ for the indefinite future.

So in Norway, then, a quarter of the population is more or less permanently denied any participation in government and legislation, because their objections to what is happening to their own society are considered by the other political parties and their supporters to be out of the question and beyond even the slightest consideration. In the name of tolerance of other points of view, of course.
http://breakingviewsnz.blogspot.co.nz/2011/08/david-round-tragic-lessons-from-norway.html

The New Zealand I grew up in was essentially monocultural; in parts of New Zealand, even Maori were virtually invisible. There were Chinese market gardeners and greengrocers, Greek and Yugoslav fish and chip shop owners, Dutch builders (the Dutch being considered by New Zealand governments in the 1950s and 60s as the next best option after the British) and Italian fishing communities, while in urban areas such as Porirua and South Auckland from the 1960s onward there were concentrations of Pacific Islanders, essentially imported to provide a cheap workforce for labour-intensive industries such as car assembly plants. But overall, our immigration policy targeted people of British origin.

Australia pursued a much more adventurous policy, recruiting large numbers of immigrants from southern Europe and the near Middle East. As a result, Australia in the 1960s and 70s was an infinitely more vibrant and cosmopolitan society.

But how things have changed. Population statistics confirm what should be apparent to anyone walking down Auckland’s Queen Street: New Zealand has undergone a quiet revolution. In a remarkably short time, we have been transformed from one of the western world’s most homogeneous societies into one of the most ethnically diverse. Spoonley describes Auckland as one of the world’s major destination cities, comparing it with Toronto and Vancouver.

Not only has immigration increased, but immigrants have become far more visible because many of them are from China, India, Korea and the Philippines.

And although this is most obvious in our biggest city, don’t make the mistake of thinking it’s purely an Auckland thing. Overall, 23 percent of the New Zealand population in 2006 (our most recent census, since the one scheduled for 2010 was cancelled after the Christchurch earthquake) was born overseas.

To someone of my generation, this is a change of staggering proportions.

As revolutions go, it could hardly have been quieter. I don’t recall the government making a dramatic policy announcement to the effect that New Zealand would be opening its doors to the world. There was no great debate, no public meetings. It happened incrementally and largely without fuss.*

A few questioning voices were heard. Veteran Auckland journalist Pat Booth wrote a controversial series of articles in 1993 warning of an “Asian invasion” and Winston Peters’ New Zealand First Party tried, without much success, to make political capital out of the inflow of “non-traditional” immigrants in 1996.
http://breakingviewsnz.blogspot.co.nz/2012/08/karl-du-fresne-quiet-demographic.html

* same as Norway. It just so happens left and self interested business groups agree.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/money/4622459/Government-policies-blamed-for-house-prices
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August 25, 2012 11:21am
Harriet

Can’t play with food?

The NZ Government funds this bullshit —

http://www.minedu.govt.nz/NZEducation/EducationPolicies/MaoriEducation/AboutMaoriEducation/IwiAndMaoriEducationRelationships/MaoriRelationships/TeKohangaReo/ReviewRelationshipCrownTKRNT/2.aspx

How come the government pays to have this crap put into the heads of little children but questions me for calling people niggers? 😎
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August 25, 2012 11:26am
Harriet

So some Maori are telling little kids that you can’t play with food while the rest of them are out getting drunk on wine made from grapes and beer made from hops….whiskey and grain….rum and sugar….

and the taxpayer is paying for it all…..

NZ is SERIOUSLY FUCKED!
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August 25, 2012 11:30am
tom hunter

The other day I came across one of the best examples I’ve ever seen of the moral and ethical superiority in which left-wingers cloak themselves, and this example comes direct from the usual sort of “intelligent” and “educated” superior mind, writing for the usual sort of “superior” magazine that left-wingers adore.

In this case the article is by one Jane Mayer in The New Yorker and the following quote is a doozy:

Big donors were particularly offended by Obama’s reluctance to pose with them for photographs at the first White House Christmas and Hanukkah parties. . . .

Creating a sense of intimacy with the President is especially important with Democratic donors, a frustrated Obama fund-raiser argues: “Unlike Republicans, they have no business interest being furthered by the donation-they just like to be involved. So it makes them more needy. It’s like, ‘If you’re not going to deregulate my industry, or lower my taxes, can’t I at least get a picture?’ “

The shorter message is that GOP billionaire backers are selfish and greedy, while Democrat billionaires are alturistic.

FFS. Could it be any more self-deluding? I’d like to think that this is just brain-dead partisanship, but there are too many implications that this is an ideological, Manichaean world-view that is easily the equal of any old-time, fire-and-brimstone preacher. Is it any surprise that people who can apply that mindset in a situation where good and evil are the least likely to be easily identified, are such assholes when it comes to defending other aspect of their beliefs?

Something to remember the next time some leftist screams about how “evil” you are on some topic or another.
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August 25, 2012 11:35am
KevinH

Pity so many white trash comment on this thread, nasty vile people.
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August 25, 2012 11:49am
mara

Spot on hj … Norway,immigration.
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August 25, 2012 12:02pm
Harriet

“…..Pity so many white trash comment on this thread, nasty vile people…..”

And what’s your point?

I’m simply calling people names.

Maori culture is not about ‘talking shit’ to children.

They are out there indoctrinating children with what is an absolute lie – an absolutly pathetic idea that you ‘can’t play with food’ yet alcohol itself is made from food – and induces playfulness.

I would also call those who are white and doing the same – whitetrash. No I’m not a racist, I simply believe that imposing what is absolute utter crap under the banner of ‘culture’ on children is wrong.
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August 25, 2012 12:08pm
Harriet

KevinH

Do you really agree that little kids ‘offend’ Maori when they ‘roll peas around a plate’ or have a ‘spoon and egg’ race – but Maori themselves are all allowed to get ‘drunk as sailors’?

Well……what’s your answer then?
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August 25, 2012 12:17pm
Dave Stringer

Harriet

Well said
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August 25, 2012 12:31pm
Viking2

Now harriet, don’t play with your pet lamb or calf,they might turn into food.
Don’t piss in the water tank when you go kaimoana hunting (or worse shit in it), becuase you might have to drink the water(food).
Don’t play with pussy either cause you might want to eat that.
Oh and be careful which hand you wipe your arse with as well.

No fun in licking that off.

Mind you its ok to beat ya kids, visit ya sexaul predations upon ya kids and all that, come home drunk and beat the missus, throw excrement all round your rental house or the house you burgle, not pay your bills, smash up your HNZ house, the list is endless but whatever you do don’t play with flour salt and water.

Superstition gone fucking mad.
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August 25, 2012 1:19pm
Northland Wahine

Harriet… the playdough nonsense has been around for years, at least 20 years, because I remember it coming up at my own childrens kindy. Like most parents that are Maori, we ignored it.

“But hey…..you can still get as drunk as a fucken maori on wine made from grapes……dumb niggers” and

“You can beat your wife up, kill ya kids and rape white women!

Fuck Maori are funny ”

The same parents that are Maori ignore those outbursts too.
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August 25, 2012 1:24pm
Paulus

Ever been to Norway – don’t bother – one of the most dull places, and people on earth.
Highly left wing socialist in every respect, and have considerable Government controlled Oil wealth.
A Boring place, so not surprised at Brevik’s stand.
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August 25, 2012 1:30pm
Manolo

KevinH, please stop apologising on behalf of ignorant and primitive people, the same who claim to own what belongs to all New Zealanders.
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August 25, 2012 1:31pm
Manolo

This “journalist” deserves to be sent to Form 1: http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/auckland/news/sprug/971223840-will-genia-not-phased-with-captain-role
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August 25, 2012 1:33pm
lilman

Fair call Northland Wahine.
My problem is that my kids who are of European and Maori origin have to labelled and live in a society that has this Bullshit put up as Maori Heritage and belief, they simply get embarassed as their friends joke and stir them up about headlines like this and water ownership amongst other things.
Kiwis first and formost .
My youngest is 12 and she thinks its silly, Im much older and I think its pathetic.
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August 25, 2012 1:36pm
Yvette

Most play dough recipes include half a cup of salt – so while the ingredients may be food items, there is usually strong advice that the end product should not be eaten, as it can make a child quite ill.
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August 25, 2012 1:44pm
Northland Wahine

lilman, as are mine… I’ve been priviledged to have grown sons as well as a 6 year old, all 3 fair skinned and light coloured eyes. They are use to the taunts from maori kids for being … pakeha… And being so called rich cos they had homemade lunches, warm clothing and shoes on their feet.

They are also use to being labelled, nigger and savage, by pakeha adults.

Personally, I find it easier to ignore some stupid bint telling me my son can’t play with playdough, that some racist bint calling my kids and I , niggers.
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August 25, 2012 1:46pm
Harriet

Northland Wahine#

Sorry, but I’m not having a go at Maori individuals like yourself nor Maori as a whole, but when the government is funding this crap that is being told to children, well, enough is enough. Some Maori kids themselves could do with the budget that is spent by these idiot Maori.What is being spent here, could be spent elsewhere on Maori children.

You may ignore these Maori but I think it is best to speak up as strongly as possable when the State is indoctrinating kids with such crap.Not all Maori cultural stuff is crap and I don’t think the government is doing ‘good Maori culture’ any good when it supports this nonsense.

Lilman suggests it here –

“…My problem is that my kids who are of European and Maori origin have to labelled and live in a society that has this Bullshit put up as Maori Heritage and belief, they simply get embarassed as their friends joke and stir them up about headlines like this and water ownership amongst other things…”

You agreed.
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August 25, 2012 1:56pm
Northland Wahine

Harriet, I do agree… it’s ridiculous that the media gives such nonsense air time. And why do they do it? Because they know there will be a backlash. Such as your own comments, and others similar in kiwiblog today.

I’ve said this before… constructive criticism is one thing… rampant racist comments are another.
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August 25, 2012 2:06pm
Harriet

NWahine#

“….it’s ridiculous that the media gives such nonsense air time….”

No it’s not. Maori are being made too look fools if it is reported or not.No child ‘offends’ Maori if they have an egg and spoon race, and, weather or not, Maori drink. It’s simply crap.

“….rampant racist comments….’

Yes they are, but Maori themselves, like pakeha, need to ignore race almost totally, to become non-racist.
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August 25, 2012 2:18pm
Northland Wahine

Harriet… I prefer to ignore the ignorant. Whatever race, sex or religion… So, I disagree with you…

And given your earlier outbursts, I find your last post hypocritical.
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August 25, 2012 2:28pm
Monique Watson

What was that all about? I followed the link but couldn’t see a reference to food. We had playdough at our Playcentre. Are you Maori Harriet? I know NW is.
One for the guys:
http://nowoccupy.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-executioner.html

Oh Found it. the link
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August 25, 2012 2:35pm
Reid

And why do they do it? Because they know there will be a backlash.

I’m afraid I think they do it because they really do believe that airing it is good “for the cause.”

Not all but most media people, like not all but most teachers, are screaming loony raving lefty mental fools, and that’s just the more sensible ones. You can tell this from the output we get in the media and from the curricula.

Sadly the common thread in all of their lefty lunacy be it this topic or gay rights or women’s rights or whatever it may be is that it aims to create a mentality of angry entitlement arising from a sense of injustice arising from alleged persecution. Lefty lunacy never aims to portray a bunch of stuff that happened in a neutral way, it always, yes always, seeks to aportion blame and engender a sense of victimhood. If lefty’s really lived up to their alleged values, they would preach forgiveness and understanding a heck of a lot, but instead, the more left you are, the more you find screeching hags of victimhood and persecution ala Wussell, Sue Bradford, et al. And like I said, they’re all about blame.

While it’s up to every thinking person to set their own moral compass and be discerning in how they view what they take in from the myriad of information in this universe of ours, the lefty mindset IMO has nothing to offer one in any direction if one is interested in compassion or wisdom or indeed intelligence, and I just find it completely amusing that most lefties out there today, lay claim to a monopoly on those particular traits being vested in their particular perspective. Which is a mind boggling irony of biblical proportion whichever way anyone looks at it.
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August 25, 2012 2:44pm
Monique Watson

Okay, here’s the Housewife’s take on today’s Matters of State: Harriet you’re being a tit much like the other KB commentators rising to the bait; the silly cunt who wrote the story and the nong childcare co-ordinators who were fodder for the news repeater’s angle.
how’s my apotsrophe use? Pass muster?
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August 25, 2012 2:49pm
Pauleastbay

Aren’t all marriages kind of gay?

As a man, when you get married, essentially what you are saying ” I’ll never touch another woman as long as I live, now lets put jewelry on each other and dance.”
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August 25, 2012 2:54pm
cha

What not to do with an electric flyswatter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdYPm9LOJTo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuXdsHqLz0A
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August 25, 2012 3:00pm
Harriet

Monique Watson#

“….how’s my apotsrophe use? Pass muster?….”

Yeah – unlike your crappy self serving blog – that no one reads – other than phool. 😎
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August 25, 2012 3:04pm
Harriet

cha #

“….What not to do with an electric flyswatter?….”

UM…..swat away the flys that hang around gay sex action due to the smell! 😎
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August 25, 2012 3:10pm
Monique Watson

Yeaah? ? I’m a gunna get Whaleoil’s designer to work on my back end. Then you’ll C. Leave phool in the dust will I. 🙂
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August 25, 2012 3:23pm
Monique Watson

Just asked my husband to set up his lap top next to me (I’m at the kitchen bench), and he said, “no that’s a food place not a computer place”. :0
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August 25, 2012 3:48pm
Fletch

Batman fan film that takes place in Nolan’s film universe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_ioQP1XU3s

Quite well done…
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August 25, 2012 4:03pm
Northland Wahine

So sex on the dining table is totally outta the question, huh Monique?
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August 25, 2012 4:04pm
DJP6-25

Manolo 10:54 am. Ofcourse, the allocation of this miracle ingredient [koha] will solve the problem. It’s the cure for all such problems.

cheers

David Prosser
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August 25, 2012 4:15pm
Reid

Anyway, at the risk of sounding hypocritical in that I’m posting about it, is this a sign the interweb is broken, or what?

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

Correct me if I’m wrong but a websight devoted to cats that may or may not look like Hitler isn’t a very good use of valuable global bandwidth. Perhaps if we didn’t have sites like this, then we wouldn’t need a fibre optic cable project that recently got abandoned due to US corporate facist pricing regimes. I wonder what would happen if the cats on that website were to be posted to the cable landing zone in the US and let loose, to do what they wilt? So perhaps we do need sites like these, after all.

It’s a riddle inside an enigma wrapped in a mystery, with sharp pointy teeth but not much bite.

This was a public service announcement from Reid.

So there.
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August 25, 2012 6:31pm
Monique Watson

@NW. Only for eating. So no 😉
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August 25, 2012 6:40pm
nasska

Monique

Spice it up! You only live once!
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August 25, 2012 6:43pm
Pauleastbay

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4502933/Father-who-had-sex-with-his-ex-wifes-dog-spared-jail.html

This was just too good not to share – the dogs DNA got on his penis by accident – gold

The Sun- whats newspapers are meant to be like.
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August 25, 2012 6:57pm
Viking2

Keeping stock.

Just for you. Apostophe’s included.

http://screencast.com/t/a8eofWdLVMt
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August 25, 2012 6:58pm
cha

A how to about fucking apostrophes V2.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe
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August 25, 2012 7:08pm
Viking2

Monique, If the table is for food you could try this.

Warning explicit, illict, oh go on look anyway.

http://screencast.com/t/V8ZDBWz036 😆 😆 8)
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August 25, 2012 7:15pm
nasska

Paddy is ploughing his field with a steamroller.

Shamus says, “Paddy you don’t plough a field with a steamroller you dozy bastard!”

Replies Paddy, “I’m growing mashed potatoes you thick twat!”
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August 25, 2012 7:18pm
Viking2

cha (1,617) Says:
August 25th, 2012 at 7:08 pm

A how to about fucking apostrophes V2.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe

So thatgoes something like this then!

http://screencast.com/t/7WsqAbB7Lh

😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮
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August 25, 2012 7:20pm
Monique Watson

Ha Ha re dog fucker. God that’s classic, then they put a picture up of the “big placid dog”, looking soulfully up.
V2 , you’re saying the table’s for food and the car is for fucking?
Did ya see that cool postrophe?
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August 25, 2012 7:28pm
Viking2

Talking of dogs and animals and things, this might be inappropriate.

http://screencast.com/t/TXs7DGiU8
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August 25, 2012 7:36pm
Viking2

PEB. More on the dog story.

http://screencast.com/t/Ez3XiQmC

Facebook comment. invented by us rednecks so we both can watch the ALL BLACKS TONIGHT. ! 😆 😆
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August 25, 2012 7:41pm
nasska

Life starts out complicated…And then it gets worse.

Ref: http://imgur.com/gallery/qLMw7
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August 25, 2012 7:43pm
nasska

Reid is having a hard time of it recently between Gay Marriage & stroppy Zionists. This may help:

And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naught in my sight, shall snuff it.

(H/T Monty Python)
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August 25, 2012 8:00pm
Nookin

We need Smith at centre. If not Conrad, then Ben. Nonu is not the answer
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August 25, 2012 9:18pm
graham

nasska – The dreaded Killer Bunny.

“I always tell them, but they always go ‘Oh no’, “what a cute little bunny’ …” etc.
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August 25, 2012 9:37pm
Steve (North Shore)

Sonny Girl had it all set up for him. Some good moves, some average, and some bad.

Overated something terrible.
btw anyone got some salt? Australia are hurting
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August 25, 2012 9:39pm
nasska

graham

It was great comedy…..clever & totally British.
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August 25, 2012 9:46pm
big bruv

RIP Neil Armstrong.
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