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July 17, 2012 1:00pm by David Farrar

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kowtow

Ja. I alzo haf junior co alition parrrrtnerzs,ven zey don’t agree viz me, i put a gun to zere heads und tell zem vot to do.
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July 17, 2012 1:06pm
Bevan

Und zen I said the Greece, Auf Wiedersehen.
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July 17, 2012 1:27pm
iMP

Yah Jahn, let’s go eat (Goebbel Goebbel), you like Greek? It can be expensive, but we’ll ‘Go Dutch,” just don’t mention the war, yah?
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July 17, 2012 1:29pm
La Grand Fromage

Wit za European economy in tatters ve have had to look at spending cuts everywhere. Sankfully our gas bill is not as high as it used to be
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July 17, 2012 1:30pm
Pete George

Ich bin ein Zwergkiwi.
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July 17, 2012 1:36pm
kowtow

You sink you have problems vit ze courts! ,here zee judges said no more snip,snip on ze weeners of Jewish und Muslim kids……
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July 17, 2012 1:46pm
dubya

Yea, that Minaret is a bit of an eyesore, but you should see the shit we let Sky City build!
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July 17, 2012 1:47pm
georgebolwing

German Chancellor passes on secrets of Vulcan death grip she successfully used to keep French presidents in line.
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July 17, 2012 2:35pm
Captain Neurotic

We just met, and this is crazy, but call me maybe…
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July 17, 2012 2:39pm
RightNow

“And then one guy did this thing with his hand that he called a ‘barracuda’ and OMG”
“Yeah nah, I mean Silvio did invite me to one party but the rugby was on and I was pretty relaxed at home.”
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July 17, 2012 2:55pm
George Patton

Neurotic has the right idea

“hey, I just me you
And this is crazy,
You owe us money
So try austerity”
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July 17, 2012 2:57pm
krazykiwi

John: Once we’ve caught up with Australia, you’re next in our sights.

Angela: Ha Jon, dast est un funnyfestmunchkin. You muzft harv za telezscope, ya?
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July 17, 2012 3:40pm
backster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb4cA8gTVXo
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July 17, 2012 3:47pm
tom hunter

You drive a hard bargain Angela, but okay. 49% of our power companies for Corfu – and we’ll throw in NZ Rail for free!
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July 17, 2012 3:51pm
kowtow

Now look Angela that is a novel approach,but we’re not going to pay compensation to the Greeks for losing Crete to your lot.
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July 17, 2012 4:00pm
Diziet Sma

“Haha that’s hilarious Chancellor Merkel! There’s this other debt issue … I’m just wondering if we could go over my mother’s expulsion? Yes, my position has somehow allowed me to carry this handgun. ;)”
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July 17, 2012 4:04pm
Will de Cleene

John Key adopts Merkelomics. Declares, “Ich bin ein Hamburger.”
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July 17, 2012 5:43pm
Peter

We have a Labour Party that wants to emulate Greece…..

Get out-a here, Mr Key. Ho ho. You make joke.

No, really…..
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July 17, 2012 5:48pm
lilman

In Greece you are the saviour of the euro,but in New Zealand you couldnt walk on water without paying up first ,
What do you mean John?
“I know nothing, NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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July 17, 2012 6:23pm
Magnanomis

We will give you a bailout when you return Samoa to the Fatherland, Herr Key.
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July 17, 2012 7:23pm
Johnboy

If you hav ze big balls zat your right ving suggests Johan I can show you vot to do vith them to maximise your instant economic rise.
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July 17, 2012 9:10pm
redqueen

VAZZZUUUPPP!!!
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July 18, 2012 8:26am
sifty

Two in the pink one in the stink!
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July 18, 2012 9:13am
Davo36

Oh Hollande? Don’t worry about him, he’s my bitch!
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July 18, 2012 9:27am
wikiriwhis business

“So John, I told the EU I’ll bail out New Zealand before I lift a finger for those frikkin French frogs!”

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July 18, 2012 1:50pm

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